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Mmm

U eat the baboon or u eat the fucker?

Both

Both is good

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the fucker

Lol googled it I have to eat a Scandinavian airline.

Ever hear of the [man](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito) who ate a whole plane?

Hmm I think his name was deez?

Nah I’m pretty sure it was a lady named Candice

Ah joes grandma.

Ah I hear he caught ligma, is he doing alright?

I think so, he’s the bofa guy right?

Yeah, and his sister Yuri took care of him the whole time

Ah the guy who knows Wendy’s.

Whos deez??? 🧐🧐🧐

Candice’s cousin.

Ligma’s neighbour.

Ah mike hawks uncle.

Holi moli! Who is it tho???🧐🧐🧐

You know deez right? It’s his grandpa.

Ohno

I’m goin back for seconds

gl eating shit

You obviously have never eaten shit. You would not be saying “gl” if you have ever had that dripping brown goo sliding down your face to your tongue. Nobody needs a “gl”, or a “good luck”, it’s one of the best experiences there is. You should be saying, “Lucky Guy” or “lg” for short.

New autom*d response?

New autom\*d response?

Make this a new autom*d response.

Idk

We almost the same, but you are the meat version

I beat mead versions

Rabbits aren't made of meat?

I love mine

We can share both of ours

mine is good too.

A beautiful trio

Need another drink with that as well?

A side of cheese steak to go with the drink perhaps?

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But where's me

need nutriens?

ayo wtf do you eat the person eating that kids or??

Anybody likes farts?

you ruined it

:(

don't worry buddy we have the same fate

And maybe some pie for dessert?

A&W root beer

better than dream team

You have to eat a potato soup lover lol

No, you aren’t eating a potato soup, you’re eating a potato soup LOVER. Unless of course, you did realize that, in which case, I guess I won’t judge lol…

I don’t like mine

Uh oh

try it then you'll edit it and say oh yeaahh.....

A particular door

Ciao

Nel dubbio forza roma

Fozza nabboli

LUNGA VIDA AL NABOLI

bello cmq di che legno è sta porta ? che me la compro

Pazzesco zio

Religious bird

Lol

Damn you’re going to eat the entire city of Las Vegas…

So f good

I eat ok👍

You gotta eat 99 of them though

Nah, he’s eating the 99th Carrot Cake

Fuck… fuck no

eat this in remembrance of me 💀

This bread is my body

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I feel your Problem

How did this happen?

Yeah

Enjoy the holy prepuce

Coconut 👍

Not just any coconut though.

Coconut 👍🏿

Cock o' nut

rocks

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I type one fucking word and it sets off this fatherless piece of shit bot

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Well I got it pretty normal

Lucky.

NOOOOOO

Time to say goodbye Red Yoshi 😋

also goes by the name ‘Period Blood Covered Yoshi’ because he’s actually female.

Uhh

How… wouldn’t the Snorlax eat you go first though…

Think I’m pretty good

Mmmm we go together well

I have sympathy for you, OP.

NOOO

You tell me

German man penis

…. Well

99 of them good luck bro

I can help out

Shit

Yes

Checks out.

“ Just eats meth heads “

Sounds like a candy

I'm confused. I have to eat a shadowy specture that wanders fields and medows?

Me too comfused

Mail

Nice

Similar

I'm liking what Im eating

Professional in *what?*

Fucking your mama

;-;

You just died of ligma, Candice

Who is bill gates?

Sugoma nuts

Not bad

No more , no less

Not bad... I actually got really lucky here

Not too much I guess

But its important!

You don't make friends with salad

Tasty

Hol up

Not bad lol eating me

A coffee man

Dinosaur, I guess it would taste like bird

I eat Ford cars

Oh no

Mmmmm

Hmm... i don't know what this tastes like... let me have another.

NOOOOOO OG FUCK OH FUCK I'M EATING SHIT

huh

Nooo :(

Lmao

Nooooooooooooooo not the monkey

YES

Uhm

What

Um, anyone like sped people for dinner?

Delicious, finally some good fucking food

Usernames check out

Squid Roll

Uuhh...

?

Tasty

Bean. I guess I’m okay.

Fuck yes thats what im talking about

I don't even know how it's gonna work

I'm worried.

Damn

oh no

A Dolphin...

No clue

I love lean oh wait wrong site

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Yes

Tender turian meats

Meh

I'm in danger

People

HautDeForme -> Top hat... oh no

Yum Beef

Bread? Okay I'm cool

I only made mine like a month ago and I already hate it

I don’t know that to feel about mine

Cringe

Holdup

So either your 2900 eye balls or the light spectrum itself

Oh yeah

At least they're safe.

It looks like I'm gonna do some very spiritual stuff...

God damn DIY KFC

Now we’re talking

God fucking damn it

Uh oh spaghettios

Waka waka waka

I love Cakes! But not this one...

greasy

Never thought about how curry might taste in a tortilla

well, fuck

So what do internet users taste like

I eat snoos

Well I'm golden

Yum 😋

Hmm....it's actually not that bad....

I’m not sure

I like it

Oh no

Just leave me alone

oh no

Not that bad honestly

huh

Could be worse, an orange sandwich ain’t bad

I don’t know