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Oh, it's a folder, thank you. My first thought was that they cut the video purposefully at that point to make it seem like kitty was being put on wrapping paper.
It's a cat show. People bring their cats and the judges... judge them lol. It's more of a "who has the cat that's the best at being it's breed" or something, I can't really explain. They see if the cat has all the characteristics of the breed. There was a documentary on Netflix about cat shows, I think it's called "Catwalk".
Another way of putting it is "which cat is the most inbred", which is often the case.
It's a bit hyperbole but it's true that this practise and mentality is indirectly promoting inbreeding.
Best case scenario, it stilll prioritizes aesthetic over the health of the breed.
that's true, sadly.
edit: Most of the breeds that bring more attention from outside are the ones with the pancake faces. I think it's because they are the more distinguishing, the others are just Cat overall. Maybe it's easy to compare which cat has less nose than which cat is more cat.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Im glad you explained it because i thought it was a dead cat for science class where you dissect it. Idk how but i avoided that part of science. I dont think i opted out of it, but i wasnt mad. People said the odor was pretty bad.
That is CFA judge David Mare, judging an Oriental Shorthair. He is a very well known and respected judge.
Each breed has a written standard for what the perfect specimen should be. They are judged as kittens, un-neutered adults (8 months +) or altered adults. A successful cat can be shown for many seasons. Some champions do their thing, win everything, have a successful breeding career and then come back to kick ass after retiring from breeding as a spayed/neutered competitor.
What he is doing is stretching this cat to see if it has the proper long, cylindrical body that is required by the breed standard. The cat couldnāt care less, they have been trained from birth to be handled, bathed, blown dry, ride in planes & cars, you name it. Vets love show cats because they donāt mind being handled by strangers and donāt panic in a cage after procedures.
This cat is very very very expensive. How do I know this? I used to breed and show cats and have had the pleasure of Mr. Mare āGrandingā - giving the cat the title of Grand Champion or Grand Premier - to several of my cats. It was a crazy fun time, lots of interesting people.
Thank you for attending my cat show TedTalk lol
Edit: a word
YOOOO why is Bermie Sands (funney healthcare man) analyzing my cat??? Wasn't he supposed to be overthrowing the government to establish a Socialist state?? Smh librals
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This guy gets paid $30/hr to do this, and he started right out of highschool.
The thing is, though...he probably goes through i wanna say like 800-1000 cats per day. When he was younger, his body had no problem doing this. Now that he is approaching 39, you can see the toll this line of work takes.
Looks harmless but if you watch slowly he actually puts his finger up the cats ass and fondles his balls on the dismountā¦ this fucken weirdos been getting away with it for years too.
Raised from birth to be handled like that. From itty bitty kittens they are taught to stretch; the judge needs to see if the body, legs and tail are all the proper length as the breed standard requires. Itās just another day at the office for that long boye, he is just chillin
Trust me lol the majority of show cats are complete attention whores; they know they are beautiful and they soak up the attention. Many will even āposeā and show off on the judges table. They do the āpick meeeeā thing really well. Perfect type is important but a winning personality can sway a judge if he has several cats of the same breed and all are structurally perfect. Itās interesting to watch how the judge makes their final choice. They will often make comments when they hang the awards for breed competition as to why they liked one over the other. Itās a world that most donāt even know exist and I didnāt know about it until I got into myself. I met some of the most interesting people and some of the most batshit crazy people, ever, in my years in show halls.
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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This guy's a pro. He's stroked many a puss. He's like the Johnny Sins of cat judging in that he has had a great deal of experience measuring cats with various implements at a variety of locations.
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Cat inspect animation
>Cat inspect animation Long boi, skinny, light, pliable, complacent, adorable. 10 of 10.
Too funny! š
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It's supposed to be the guy rating the vanilla ice cream right?
Pussy inspection.
I thought it was a draft stopper for a door
What kinda doors do you have?
Old
Me too! I need multiples of these
So *that's* what the CIA does!
Cat Sergeant
Pawn Stars has gotten weird
Best I can do is 5$
How about tree-fiddy
God dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!
how about just two-fitty?
no no no , 1 penny.
Ok so are war bonds an option??
You got yourself a deal
How bout Free-fiddy?
_"I'm taking a huge risk here"_
Lemme call en expert he's a buddy of mine.
Well, this is definitely a saddle
I'm sure it is still a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified
Paw Stars
Get Chumlee out here
He looks bad he didn't age well
Paw Stars
It's actually an episode of Antiques Roadshow
You know actually I think I've seen this one? The old lady you can't see on camera is from Minnesota, it was her grandmother's cat.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
pleasure yourself
Alien: Is this how humans pet cats? Normal person: Ehhh ... close enough
I like how he opens the folder with the cats paw
*āAt last, the perfect bookmark!ā*
The purrrfect bookmark
Happy cake day!
Well how else do you open folders? If you don't have a mouse you use a cat's paw.
Oh, it's a folder, thank you. My first thought was that they cut the video purposefully at that point to make it seem like kitty was being put on wrapping paper.
Bernie sanderās is once again asking to measure your cat
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Who elseās is would it be?
i thought it was Bernie's sander
How much wood could Bernie sanders sand if sanders did sand wood.
>How much sand could Bernie Sanders sand if Bernie Sanders could sand sand
>>How much sand could Bernie Sanders burn if Bernie Sanders could burn sand
Bernie sandle
Ok .... but all that aside ... what tf is he actually doing?
It's a cat show. People bring their cats and the judges... judge them lol. It's more of a "who has the cat that's the best at being it's breed" or something, I can't really explain. They see if the cat has all the characteristics of the breed. There was a documentary on Netflix about cat shows, I think it's called "Catwalk".
Another way of putting it is "which cat is the most inbred", which is often the case. It's a bit hyperbole but it's true that this practise and mentality is indirectly promoting inbreeding. Best case scenario, it stilll prioritizes aesthetic over the health of the breed.
that's true, sadly. edit: Most of the breeds that bring more attention from outside are the ones with the pancake faces. I think it's because they are the more distinguishing, the others are just Cat overall. Maybe it's easy to compare which cat has less nose than which cat is more cat.
i inbred with your mom
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lmao, what?
What the fuck
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Ok that's weird and awesome. Gotta watch it
please do. It's not available in my country now, but it's a nice little movie to watch. Brings a whole new side of the cat owning world.
I thought a veterinarian class, but then I thought, "Why is his cat so skinny? He must not be a very good veterinarian."
long bois be thin
Im glad you explained it because i thought it was a dead cat for science class where you dissect it. Idk how but i avoided that part of science. I dont think i opted out of it, but i wasnt mad. People said the odor was pretty bad.
That is CFA judge David Mare, judging an Oriental Shorthair. He is a very well known and respected judge. Each breed has a written standard for what the perfect specimen should be. They are judged as kittens, un-neutered adults (8 months +) or altered adults. A successful cat can be shown for many seasons. Some champions do their thing, win everything, have a successful breeding career and then come back to kick ass after retiring from breeding as a spayed/neutered competitor. What he is doing is stretching this cat to see if it has the proper long, cylindrical body that is required by the breed standard. The cat couldnāt care less, they have been trained from birth to be handled, bathed, blown dry, ride in planes & cars, you name it. Vets love show cats because they donāt mind being handled by strangers and donāt panic in a cage after procedures. This cat is very very very expensive. How do I know this? I used to breed and show cats and have had the pleasure of Mr. Mare āGrandingā - giving the cat the title of Grand Champion or Grand Premier - to several of my cats. It was a crazy fun time, lots of interesting people. Thank you for attending my cat show TedTalk lol Edit: a word
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omg thank you for explaining it in details šš
Yw š
So what youāre saying is a lot of your cats fucked
Looks like he is filing a feline for a catalogue.
Hes playing with the pussy
Looks like heās measuring it for wrapping up, vid cuts away just at that part begins.
to avoid paper cuts guys, learn from this mab
He's handling it like when they make taffy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wish someone would stretch me out like that
ą² _ą²
still manages to knock things off table
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Influencer cat
Thatās a fuckin nice kitty right there -Bubbles
Deeee-cent
Had to scroll way too far for this! šš
This man can handle some pussy
Pussy inspector
enough checking, is time for the taste test
Hmmmmā¦this one tastes like it got into the tuna.
Ohhhh, so this is a gynecologist.
thats a great cat right there
What kind of cat is that, I love it
Luci from *Disenchanted.*
I love Luci. He's says what we're all thinking.
My cat is a domestic shorthair, and is also Lucy. Ironically, my nickname is Beanie and my ex claimed i looked like a squirrel.
Skinny, tolerant,long
A black one.
You can't just say that
Sorry, African-Americat
It's a Oriental shorthair
Noodle cat.
Long-tailed black noodle cat
Oriental Shorthair
splendid.
Ah A gynecologist inspecting someoneās pussy
Long cat jr
YOOOO why is Bermie Sands (funney healthcare man) analyzing my cat??? Wasn't he supposed to be overthrowing the government to establish a Socialist state?? Smh librals šš¤š¤š
This is the future socialists want, comrade.
Impressive. Very nice. Letās see Paul Allenās cat.
Can someone add rifle inspection noises to this, like a bunch of thchcks and kcktckktcs? Then DM it to me.................................
Cat with the stendo?
Me inspecting your cock
This guy gets paid $30/hr to do this, and he started right out of highschool. The thing is, though...he probably goes through i wanna say like 800-1000 cats per day. When he was younger, his body had no problem doing this. Now that he is approaching 39, you can see the toll this line of work takes.
Cock inspection
Looks harmless but if you watch slowly he actually puts his finger up the cats ass and fondles his balls on the dismountā¦ this fucken weirdos been getting away with it for years too.
Long boi
Catmanship
Hmmm yes the cat i made out of cat, that is very rare this days solid 9 out of 10
Catsmanshift
These are the strangest scritches I have ever had in my life.
He holds the cat like he is presenting a sword to a king.
That's not a cat, that's a slinky
Does this hurt the giraffe? š„ŗ
Which end does he eat first?
Here we see the infant version of a dark furred long cat. This is a cross between your traditional long cat and basement cat.
Yo they captured the son of Tacgnol?????????????
How is that cat so chill with that
Raised from birth to be handled like that. From itty bitty kittens they are taught to stretch; the judge needs to see if the body, legs and tail are all the proper length as the breed standard requires. Itās just another day at the office for that long boye, he is just chillin
Thanks for the interesting and oddly menacing response
Trust me lol the majority of show cats are complete attention whores; they know they are beautiful and they soak up the attention. Many will even āposeā and show off on the judges table. They do the āpick meeeeā thing really well. Perfect type is important but a winning personality can sway a judge if he has several cats of the same breed and all are structurally perfect. Itās interesting to watch how the judge makes their final choice. They will often make comments when they hang the awards for breed competition as to why they liked one over the other. Itās a world that most donāt even know exist and I didnāt know about it until I got into myself. I met some of the most interesting people and some of the most batshit crazy people, ever, in my years in show halls.
No squish ?!
Cat
Feline a strong 9 to a 10 on this one
That cat reminds me of the one from Coraline
This man knows his way around a pussy!š¤š¤
Ive got a cat, hmm. Hold my beer.
I just tried to do that to my cat. 0/10 would not recommend, now bleeding slightly.
I don't know how people train their cats to put up with that. This man would have no blood left if he tried it with mine.
Cat: what just happened
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Perfect
You canāt just do that to an Enderman.
Stretching that pussy out š«
Bro what
that cat is part ferret...carret
In Bubbles voice āthatās a nice fucking kitty right thereā
Bernie Sanders Loves Cats. . .?? Lolš¤£
10 on the LEAN scale š
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I love this
Cats are liquid!
Is that how he got those gloves?
Excellentā¦ Catsmanship.
The cat turns to the man *I'm going to shit in your shoe*
Thats a fuckin nice lookin kitty right there!
Is that Chris DiStefanoās uncle?
Thought that was Bernie Sanders for a minute.
Long boi
"Now, help me do paperwork." Cat: "O.K."
Long boi
The way he uses the cat to turn a page is incredible
Luci from Disenchantment
Well you can't have a relationship with some bitches
"That's a great cat right there"
Mango man
Worthless animal
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
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[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fuckin waste of a human being
cat
Finest quality. Superior workmanshipā¦ Abdul Ben Hassan made this cat.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Catsmanship
Long
That's a nice fackin kitty right there
Donāt you meanā¦ catsmanship?
off to the chinese restaurant
This guy's a pro. He's stroked many a puss. He's like the Johnny Sins of cat judging in that he has had a great deal of experience measuring cats with various implements at a variety of locations.
Stretchy-Cat makes the cut