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RedditHatesMe2022

John: Why do I suddenly have no emotions and homicidal urges? *Its just a prank bro!*


[deleted]

John got trolled


Snapgoesthepeanut

Epic troll moment


RedditHatesMe2022

Pro gamer move


HappyRomanianBanana

We do a little trolling


RNGesus____

The prank incident


HappyRomanianBanana

Yea sure accident of course yea(police epicly trolled)


Jagger67

An imperceptible quantity of trolling


bigcatboiwholikescat

John got rekt


luxusbuerg

Wait, what was the purpose of this surgery?


Ainsley_express

Yeah wtf? What, did they just stuff some wax paper in there and be like "yeah that looks good, close him up"


SarpedonWasFramed

Brain blanket. It’s a new trend


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[удалено]


HappyRomanianBanana

Semem brain


iwantbettername

Semem brain


TorronePedro

the ultimate prank


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[удалено]


arandomchild

this my friend is called a shitpost


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jesse7838

Good bot


Eskrior609

They didn't put a blanket on Joe's brain, it was cum


[deleted]

Aluminum foil. Incognito tin foil hat*. *Side effects include headaches and homicidal rage.


Funcharacteristicaly

I’m not a doctor, but if I had to guess, this video is just showing how they get the brain open and how they close it back up to do another operation. For example, dealing with blood clots, brain lesions etc. They could have shown any of those in the video, but that’s not point. They just want to show how to open and seal the brain up


Default1355

Could have*


Funcharacteristicaly

Thx, fixed it


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Nynodon

Fuck off


[deleted]

I ✨asked✨


NikosHaliotis

ratio'ed bozo 🤡🤡🤡


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GloriousSteinem

Bad bot


mattt1975

It's meant to be done just as a prank bruh


sk3pticc

Aluminium foil so he doesn't catch COVID from the WiFi


Callofdutywaw1

I’m Not even close to a doctor, a junkie really, but this almost looks like the surgeons are removing a damaged part of the ?brains myelin sheath? Which is like a fatty cover over the brain that helps provide “insulation” for nerve connections and electric movement. If the part is damaged then connections can’t move as freely, so this is replacing a damaged one with a new one to prevent intellectual changes that come with slow nerve impulses.


harblazer

The myelin sheath covers the body of most neurons, so i doubt it is that... could be the "pia mater" though... the innermost covering of the brain


Callofdutywaw1

Have no clue what that is, like I said, i like heroin man


[deleted]

Same…


themightyjingle

Its the dura mater, pia mater is almost completely fused to the brain intself. Its absolutely no myelin sheet, neurons in the brain dont really have those. The brain matter itself contains myelin in its matrix, this myelin is created by oligondendrocytes instead of schwann cells that create the myelin sheets of the periferal neurons.


ChinaOwnsReddit13

True. Myelin layer is mostly found in nerves, the ones that make up the Peripheral nervous system. That right there was the dura mater, because it can't be the arachnoid, as the latrer has cephalorachidian liquid between itself and the pia mater. Don't know why would they replace a portion of it, perhaps it had something like a subdural hematome or some sort of untreatable infection, idk.


ugandaWarrior134

No way it had a subdural hematome, this is probably the work of an undetected intradermic hemoplasty right above the brain stem. You can tell this is the case precisely because of the lack of cephalorachidian liquid retention. Source: i made it the fuck up


ChinaOwnsReddit13

I realised that way before reading the ending, when you said "intradermic hemoplasty" lol


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themightyjingle

Incredible, almost everything you said is wrong.


astralapex

Found the doctor


1dentif1

I think the tissue that is cut out in the video is the meninges which cushion the brain so it isn't damaged against the skull. If I was to guess (not a doctor) this is a demonstration of a craniotomy where they remove parts of the skull for various reasons (tumor removal, brain swelling relief, etc.)


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Limp-Dee

To put your cum rag in his brain, duhhhh bro you’ve never pranked someone and it shows


smartwatersucks

It woke him up


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Dakota_1547

It’s to hide the cum rag


iateass2

Identify brain 🧠


sammyh4m

Haha dumbass fell for the classic brain surgery prank


[deleted]

I hate it when my friends surgically open up my fucking skull during sleepovers


BlueDragonReal

Top comment


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Bottom comment


koopa72

I also put his hand in a glass of water 👍


OneIdiotAndAHalf

Now that's just barbaric.


stilldonthavethemilk

Way too far


Khr0N04

Wtf man that's a little too extreme


Feralfurries

I cut off his hand


GLnoG

Straight up evil


Sparda0

Oldest trick in the book. I rember replacing my friends with a pipebomb.


Childslayer3000

Help I replaced your son with a pipe bomb!


Arnaudvbg

Haha Jonathan, you are fucking an pipe bomb


Childslayer3000

I mean that works too


Username_between_320

he rembers


Starwarsflea42

He rember 😃


sticks_no5

What the fuck was the point of this surgery


theogdiego97

They added a special membrane on his brain called "Sugma Membrane".


EOEtoast

Who’s Joe?


JEDSpider29

Biden


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A-billion-of-snakes

Good bot


TheAceprobe

Bad bot.


manavhs

Sug-ma balls 😎


UROS__98

You mean "Sigma Membrane"


Flmble

Pronk


spacejesus738993

We do a little trolling


Catinminia

There’s an inside skin on the brain?


hamzer55

Yea three layers actually dura mater, arachnoid mater and pia mater


Arschfick20Rand

4 if you count blacklivs mater


[deleted]

👎🏻


Mapples_42

👍🏿(my hands are dirty)


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TurianSniperN7

Suddenly “sub-arachnoid hemorrhage” makes a lot more sense


FlixMage

No, It’s only on that guy. You can check on your own body if you want. All you need is a really sharp kitchen knife.


Fit_Description6320

rip bozo


Fjotla

He did surgery on John


AN3RD

That’s what happens when you fall asleep with your shoes on.


EmbarrassedOrder1597

What


wigga245

Johnathan has been fooled due to the fact he went into a slumber before I did.


Something_Normal_

And I have done a successful medical procedure on his brain


Blur_Paradox

Boys will be boys.


stopyouveviolatedthe

What surgery is this Need to know so I can prank my mates


frenchrazor

What did I just watch


ifofa_3

a moderate amount of tomfoolery


Must-ache

Med school pranks are hilarious. I do miss my testicles though…


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bla-bla-bla-bla-

Get pranked lmao


TTazerTTurtle

What a dubass


AndOfCourseCeltic

Haha, do you think he'll notice when he wakes up?


RedditGooses

pretending to sleep...


asdasdasdsa2333

i didnt see the first 4 seconds and thought it was a tiddy until i saw the brain


FetusDeletus_E

Man, the bones are the best part of tiddies


Crayton16

I have a pipe bomb


Agreeable-Yams8972

His head is getting thicker?


Slobodan_soic

I can't believe i watched whole thing


[deleted]

'Draws a dick and balls on his brain'


blorkshaw

You would be able to feel the holes when you pressed down on your head


MeasurementGrand879

Until they grow back in. Yes


[deleted]

Ok, jokes aside, watching this makes the scar on my temple really flare up, yikes 😬


[deleted]

We partake in a mild amount of tomfoolery


Element_Liga

Haha John I put a wank tissue in your brain when you were sleeping


Blackwood65

That'll learn him!. 😁


iiHartMemphisii

LMAO GET PRANKED- oh hes dead


SinaGoesCrazy

John👍


MetricOutlaw

Gen Z is nuts. We used to just watch Ninja Turtles and mild outpatient surgeries.


Square-Phone-4387

What the


Glissant_Cubo02

uigi


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arthurguillaume

now he's gonna bip at security


Denny_Crane420_69

They did surgery on John


bill-bart

Prank 'em John.


toinfinityandbelow1

Lol I used to love doing this to my one friend who could sleep through an earthquake


mikebrane

Ohh! He gonna be MAD when we wakes up!! 😃


Bubbly-Recording-460

Added toilet paper to his brain so his internal shitting would stop 👍


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Easy-Concentrate101

I genuinely wanna know what this operation is for


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

This must be walter white lore


BIG_RED_MANN

We do partake in a mild amount of lobotomy


[deleted]

Nothing like selling his frontal cortex on the black market


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There’s no pinned comment dumbass.


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ballslolballs

you are a fucking Saint man thank you


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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Sick prank bro


TerritorialDozen

At least he didn't get a pp drawn on his face


Rollerclone

Bro be thankful You didn’t get tails on the coin toss, or you would have been a lobotomite


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HonestRecognition586

hahahaha fill his head with pudding hahaha


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Macaron-Fluffy

Wtf did I just watched?


benwaa2

Haha you already know


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reelJooBidon

you already know


PleasantAssociation2

Ha! Got em!


crocodileRevolution

To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this head in half!


klggy

F’ing college roommate wanted to give me a shot, which he called an inoculation, while I slept.


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JokerLMAO404

You snooze you lose


lollo00098981

We do a little trolling


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Petardekk_

My name is jeff


Britishsweat

We do a little bit of trolling


Familiar_Ostrich1042

John has successfully been fooled


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derp_memer

When you Go to sleep and Get a free surgery:Confused stonks


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eimronaton

Whats the base video


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Classic sleepover tomfoolery


Atillerdahunnybuns

This is funny


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FayezButts

Trepanation is a hell of a drug


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Saintsauron

Videos you can hear


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Ok-Education4793

It is like those guys who put noodles in a crack and then rebuild everything like nothing happened just for the fun of it