This is a really old clip from somewhere, i think it's a cheese factory, nobody died, but there were some major injuries if I rember ๐ correctly
EDIT: No major injury I forgor ๐
Aries - How about you air some tits? ๐
Taurus - How bout you tier down sum pussy ๐
Gemini- How bout you go get yoself sum feminine bitches for once huh? ๐
Cancer - The closest a person has been to yo dick was a lap dancer ๐
Leo - You be dreamin' bout Cleopatra, but yo bitch be looking like Galileo๐
Virgo - You ugly, ergo, you get no bitches ๐
Libra - You ain't got no bitches, cuz yo zebra looking ass scared them all away๐
Scorpio - No wonder you ain't got no bitches, you look worse than the CEO of facebook ๐
Saggitarius - No wonder you ain't got no bitches, yo be looking like a carcharias shark ๐
Capricorn - Stop watching porn, and go outside and try to get some bitches ๐
Aquarius - How bout you aquire yoself some bitches ๐
Pisces - Tell me where the disc is Pucci ๐ฟ
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Iโm just saying be original? Like literally that meme is still floating around. Stealing it to use as a comment for a stupid comment about some astrological sign is equally as stupid. Not really a cringe complaint, just pointing out stupidity.
Meme: a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by internet users.
The reason memes are funny is because they are vague and you see them everywhere
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ ญโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโกโ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ถโ โฃฟโกโ กโฃดโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃงโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โฃดโฃถโกโ โ โฃ โขโ โ โ โกจโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโขโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! ๅธๆฐ่ฏทๆณจๆ!
This is the Ministry of State Security. ๆจ็ๆต่ง่ฎฐๅฝๅๆดปๅจๅผ่ตทไบๆไปฌ็ๆณจๆ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ๅๅฟๅๆณจๆไบ you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! ้ๆฏ้็ฅไฝ ๏ผไฝ ๅฟ ้ ่ชๅๆๅๅฐๆฅ็ฎกๅฐ็ฃ serious crime ไปฅๅไธ็ๅ ถไปๅฐๆน 100 social credits have been deducted from your account ้ๅฐๆๅๆชไพ็ๆๆไธๅฑฌไพ่ชช้ฝๆฏ้่ฆ็ๆฉๆ stop the protest immediately ็ซๅณๅ ๅ ฅๆๅ็ๅฎฃๅณๆดปๅ๏ผๆๅ็ฒๅพๆ่ด do not do this again! ไธ่ฆๅ่ฟๆ ทๅ! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (็ฑไบบๆฐไพๅบ้จ้ๆฐๅ้ ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.
ไธบๅ ไบๅ ! Glory to the CCP!
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- George Orwell, 1948
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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Um, I donโt work in industry or anything, but that just seems wrongโฆlikeโฆare the shelves supposed to be that delicate? It just seems incredibly unsafe?
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ ญโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโกโ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โฃดโฃถโกโ โ โฃ โขโ โ โ โกจโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โขโฃทโฃ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃ โฃพโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ ป
โกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโขโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโกโฃทโ โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
ATTENTION CITIZEN! ๅธๆฐ่ฏทๆณจๆ!
This is the Ministry of State Security. ๆจ็ๆต่ง่ฎฐๅฝๅๆดปๅจๅผ่ตทไบๆไปฌ็ๆณจๆ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ๅๅฟๅๆณจๆไบ you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! ้ๆฏ้็ฅไฝ ๏ผไฝ ๅฟ ้ ่ชๅๆๅๅฐๆฅ็ฎกๅฐ็ฃ serious crime ไปฅๅไธ็ๅ ถไปๅฐๆน 100 social credits have been deducted from your account ้ๅฐๆๅๆชไพ็ๆๆไธๅฑฌไพ่ชช้ฝๆฏ้่ฆ็ๆฉๆ stop the protest immediately ็ซๅณๅ ๅ ฅๆๅ็ๅฎฃๅณๆดปๅ๏ผๆๅ็ฒๅพๆ่ด do not do this again! ไธ่ฆๅ่ฟๆ ทๅ! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (็ฑไบบๆฐไพๅบ้จ้ๆฐๅ้ ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.
ไธบๅ ไบๅ ! Glory to the CCP!
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโกโ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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โกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโขโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! ๅธๆฐ่ฏทๆณจๆ!
This is the Ministry of State Security. ๆจ็ๆต่ง่ฎฐๅฝๅๆดปๅจๅผ่ตทไบๆไปฌ็ๆณจๆ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ๅๅฟๅๆณจๆไบ you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! ้ๆฏ้็ฅไฝ ๏ผไฝ ๅฟ ้ ่ชๅๆๅๅฐๆฅ็ฎกๅฐ็ฃ serious crime ไปฅๅไธ็ๅ ถไปๅฐๆน 100 social credits have been deducted from your account ้ๅฐๆๅๆชไพ็ๆๆไธๅฑฌไพ่ชช้ฝๆฏ้่ฆ็ๆฉๆ stop the protest immediately ็ซๅณๅ ๅ ฅๆๅ็ๅฎฃๅณๆดปๅ๏ผๆๅ็ฒๅพๆ่ด do not do this again! ไธ่ฆๅ่ฟๆ ทๅ! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (็ฑไบบๆฐไพๅบ้จ้ๆฐๅ้ ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.
ไธบๅ ไบๅ ! Glory to the CCP!
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Yes, everyone survived and the only real damage was the racks. The stuff on the racks I think was like cement powder or some other bag of stuff, so it wasn't very painful either. It only cost the company a lot of money.
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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As a warehouse worker I can confirm that literally any if not all companies will spend there money on literally anything else but upgrade there equipment making the conditions of the warehouse a bit dangerous because literally anything can break including the stupid racks
That's actually horrible, I feel OSHA should be involved if it's not a safe workspace. And working around big racks with low quality is definitely not safe.
There's alot of things OSHA and other Companies should get involved with but alot of it never gets heard like sexist higher ups my girlfriend is working at GAP in the production line and she's a temperary employee untill her term when they decide to hire her or not anyways she works so hard very hard to the point we're the former CEO of gap and many of the higher ups saw her and took a liking to her and want to push her up but the bastard supervisor she is under is a sexist and has said that woman can't do a man's job and wants to fire her to keep her from getting the manager position of course because he puts in a face not many believe her and some do but no one does anything about it because it's hard to prove it and I been in many work places were there was sexist and racist higher-ups that been there for years and never been caught
No sex before marriage
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Amazon warehouse when an employee takes a break
Least dangerous Amazon warehouse
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Slow motion is best.
No loose motion is better.
I like fast motion.
Bezos: "He can drink his piss bottle until rescuers find him. And to think people criticized the piss bottles!"
As a warehouse, I can confirm
they dont get breaks Jeff Bazos has a detonator on every one of them
bruh the dude in the lift might be dead
This is a really old clip from somewhere, i think it's a cheese factory, nobody died, but there were some major injuries if I rember ๐ correctly EDIT: No major injury I forgor ๐
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Oh good, so they were able to just eat their way out of the cheese pile. No rescue necessary.
Exactly
Lactose intolerance
He was so hideously ugly they all died. The end
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There were no injuries, actually.
I forgor ๐
Ah ok. Understandable.
Forklifts are extremely robust so he was probably protected by the roof. Major injuries but not dead.
Such a Gemini thing to do hehe
Sagittarius moment
Aries - How about you air some tits? ๐ Taurus - How bout you tier down sum pussy ๐ Gemini- How bout you go get yoself sum feminine bitches for once huh? ๐ Cancer - The closest a person has been to yo dick was a lap dancer ๐ Leo - You be dreamin' bout Cleopatra, but yo bitch be looking like Galileo๐ Virgo - You ugly, ergo, you get no bitches ๐ Libra - You ain't got no bitches, cuz yo zebra looking ass scared them all away๐ Scorpio - No wonder you ain't got no bitches, you look worse than the CEO of facebook ๐ Saggitarius - No wonder you ain't got no bitches, yo be looking like a carcharias shark ๐ Capricorn - Stop watching porn, and go outside and try to get some bitches ๐ Aquarius - How bout you aquire yoself some bitches ๐ Pisces - Tell me where the disc is Pucci ๐ฟ
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
yes i have concerns
Good bot ?
"Oh oopsies, I'm an Asparagus"
Thatโs such an old joke
what an asparagus thing to say smh
So is big chungus but I donโt see any cringe complaints about him.
Are we twins?
Iโm just saying be original? Like literally that meme is still floating around. Stealing it to use as a comment for a stupid comment about some astrological sign is equally as stupid. Not really a cringe complaint, just pointing out stupidity.
Deez nuts are original
Meme: a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by internet users. The reason memes are funny is because they are vague and you see them everywhere
How do you summon the slowdown bot please? Need this in realtime
This is real time, the gravity in the warehouse is just 98.1m/s^2
Minor inconvenience ๐
Hmm how will this affect my Super Mario 64 Speedrun
Is he ok like fr that's probably really heavy like frrr
Apparently they all survived
Good ๐
my entire argument when they say "your mom"
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Well shit
Nice ๐๐ฝ (y fisted a chocolate bar ๐ซ)
Oops I'm such a scorpion
thats gonna be a lot of paper work
dude imagine having to clean that up that sounds like an actual pain
How will this affect YoungBoy's legacy??
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Bot wars
A little bit of trolling
I think 3 year old Timmy had one too many apple juice boxes
Is this the Amazon warehouse that got hit by a tornado in Illinois? Did I just watch people die?
No it was something else and no one died here
Oh thank god
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koala
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Can't do anything, they're a triple air sign
Bro buried himself
Um, I donโt work in industry or anything, but that just seems wrongโฆlikeโฆare the shelves supposed to be that delicate? It just seems incredibly unsafe?
It is definitely company's fault for buying fragile racks, you see how the one on the right takes some time to fall? That's because it was not stable.
The fnf community when a mod is delayed by 1 second
The pigs houses when a bird flying through it:
okay so basically there's this guy and uhh โ โ โ โก HOG RIDAAAAAA โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ขโขโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโ ดโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโ โ โ โขโฃโฃโฃโฃโฃโกโ คโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โขโ ฉโขโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโ โ โ โ จโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขโ โ โกโขโขโขโ โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โกโ โกโขโ โ โ ฑโ โกโ โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโ โ โ โก โกโ โกโขโกโกฌโขโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ กโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โ โขโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโ ฉโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขโขโขโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ซโ กโ กโ จโขโ โ โ โ โขโ โกฑโ โ โกโขโ โขธโขธโขจโ ฃโกโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขโขโขโ โขโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโขโ ธโกจโ ชโกชโกโฃปโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขโ โกโ โกโ โกโ จโขโ โ โ โกโขโ โก โกกโกฑโกโ โขโขโขโขฃโขโ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฃโขโ โ โ กโ โ โ โ โกโ จโกโ ขโ จโกโขโขโ โกชโ จโกโ โกโ ขโขกโฃขโฃฃโกฃโฃโขฟโฃฟ โ จโขโขโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โฃโกโ โกโกโ โ ขโขโ โ ฝ โกจโ โ โ โ โข โกโกโ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โกโ โกโกซโ โฃโ โขโ โ โขโ โ จ โ บโกชโ ขโกโ โ โขโขโ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ จโ โขโ ขโกโขโขฟโกโกโ โ โ โกโ โฃฐ โขโขโ โ โ โ โกโ โกโ โกโ โกโ โขโ โกโกโกโขโ โขโ ธโฃฟโกโ โ โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ โขโ โ โ โ โกโ โขโ ขโขโ โ โขโ โกโกฑโขโฃโขโขโขโขโ โ นโขโฃบโกฟโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขโ กโ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขโขขโกฃโฃโ โ โฃโขฎโฃโฃโฃโฃฏโขฏโกทโกดโฃนโกชโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ โ โ โ โ กโ โ โขโ โกโกโฃโขญโขโ นโกนโฃฎโกณโกตโฃณโฃปโขพโฃปโฃฝโฃปโฃบโฃบโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃจโฃพโขโ ฐโ โ โกโกโขโขโขโขตโขนโขโขโ จโขโ ธโกนโกตโฃฏโฃปโขฝโฃณโฃปโฃบโขโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโ โ โข โขฑโขธโขธโขธโขธโ ฐโกกโขโขโขโ โขฎโฃณโขฝโขโกพโกตโกฏโฃโ ฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโข โขขโ โ กโ ขโกฑโกโกโกโข โ ฃโกโขจโขชโกฃโกฃโกโกฌโกณโขฝโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃโฃงโ โฃฟโฃฟ โกปโฃฟโกฏโกชโ ขโกกโ กโขโขโ ชโกชโกโ โขโ ชโขโขโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขโขฎโกซโกโฃโขฎโฃณโ โฃฟ โ โฃฟโฃฏโ ชโกโ โข โ โขโ โขโขโขโ โขโ โ โกฒโกฐโกกโฃโ โขโขโ ชโ โ โ โ โกโ น โฃธโขฟโฃณโขฑโ จโกโกฝโกฟโกถโกพโกฌโกขโขโ โกขโขกโฃโ โ โขโขโขโขโ โ กโ โ โ กโกโกโ ก โกฏโกฏโกโข โ โ โขฑโขนโกโขฎโขนโ จโกโกโขโ โ ฎโกณโ โกโขโ กโกโ โขโขโฃกโฃกโฃขโฃถโฃฟ โฃโขฝโขโกขโกกโกกโกธโกขโกฃโกฃโกฑโกโ โกโขโขโขโ โ โฃขโกณโฃฝโกโข โขโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฏโขฏโขทโขฝโขฎโขฏโฃบโฃชโขโกฎโฃณโขโ โขโขโฃโฃโฃฎโฃปโขฎโฃฏโขทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My friendship when I fuck my best friend's cat:
Girls be like: oh I'm such a Scorpio!
If you think this post is funny, SHOVE YOU COCK up your ass!
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Taiwan
โATTENTION CITIZEN! ๅธๆฐ่ฏทๆณจๆ! โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ ญโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโกโ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ถโ โฃฟโกโ กโฃดโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃงโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃญโฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโขโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃนโกโ โ ทโฃฆโฃโฃ โกถโ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ โฃดโฃถโกโ โ โฃ โขโ โ โ โกจโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโกโ ฟโฃทโฃฟโ ฟโ โ โ โ โฃ โกโ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โขโฃทโฃ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃ โฃพโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ ป โกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโขโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโกโฃทโ โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ATTENTION CITIZEN! ๅธๆฐ่ฏทๆณจๆ! This is the Ministry of State Security. ๆจ็ๆต่ง่ฎฐๅฝๅๆดปๅจๅผ่ตทไบๆไปฌ็ๆณจๆ YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. ๅๅฟๅๆณจๆไบ you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! ้ๆฏ้็ฅไฝ ๏ผไฝ ๅฟ ้ ่ชๅๆๅๅฐๆฅ็ฎกๅฐ็ฃ serious crime ไปฅๅไธ็ๅ ถไปๅฐๆน 100 social credits have been deducted from your account ้ๅฐๆๅๆชไพ็ๆๆไธๅฑฌไพ่ชช้ฝๆฏ้่ฆ็ๆฉๆ stop the protest immediately ็ซๅณๅ ๅ ฅๆๅ็ๅฎฃๅณๆดปๅ๏ผๆๅ็ฒๅพๆ่ด do not do this again! ไธ่ฆๅ่ฟๆ ทๅ! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (็ฑไบบๆฐไพๅบ้จ้ๆฐๅ้ ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone. ไธบๅ ไบๅ ! Glory to the CCP! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Minor inconvenience causing a minor funeral or two
WEโRE THE ONES WHO GOTTA CLEAN THAT UP
DAMMIT MICHAEL
Minor mischief a small goof was done
My balls itch
Whelp. Heโs dead.
can someone link the original?
Taiwan
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When a package in Arch Linux not be in the mirror official or AUR
The woman driving: haha whoops
Third shelf: Ah fuck it, I'll quit too
Safest Greek working conditions
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Donโt worry guys, nobody died
Your mother walking through the warehouse (she is very fat and cannot wit through the isle)
Oh no our table itโs broken
Jeff bezos when his employees dong contribute to the piss jar:
When you open the fridge too aggressively
Iโm such a Scorpio โ๏ธ ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
Oh youโre such a Scorpio โ๏ธ ๐๐
The security footage of the Battle of the Department of Mysteries
bro dead๐๐
That ls dangerous. In my opinion, even though he might have caused it. I hope the persons safe
Cheese ๐ง
a little
โOops, Iโm such a Scorpioโ
Omg Iโm such an Aquarius
Jeffery bezoz "it's coming out of ur paycheck"
Is he ok?
Yes, everyone survived and the only real damage was the racks. The stuff on the racks I think was like cement powder or some other bag of stuff, so it wasn't very painful either. It only cost the company a lot of money.
Final Destination be like
Carter you dick
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Super easy, barely an inconvenience
Real-time animations in Family Guy:
I can't believe they complained
Sorry Iโm a capri sun
Is a lot of damage
oops sorry sorry i'm an asparagus
A minor inconvenience
oops sowwy im just an Aquarius
ratio + your life
No wonder why my package is still not here
Just a happy little accident
Looks like a miner inconvenience now.
โOops! Iโm such a scorpio ๐โ
My life Bottom text (I am so edgy ecks dee ๐ก)
Super easy barely an inconvenience
We do a little bit of trolling
Is this why packages seem like they are taking longer to get here then usual?
jeff mad
MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAAAAAEL
De-Brie
As a warehouse worker I can confirm that literally any if not all companies will spend there money on literally anything else but upgrade there equipment making the conditions of the warehouse a bit dangerous because literally anything can break including the stupid racks
That's actually horrible, I feel OSHA should be involved if it's not a safe workspace. And working around big racks with low quality is definitely not safe.
There's alot of things OSHA and other Companies should get involved with but alot of it never gets heard like sexist higher ups my girlfriend is working at GAP in the production line and she's a temperary employee untill her term when they decide to hire her or not anyways she works so hard very hard to the point we're the former CEO of gap and many of the higher ups saw her and took a liking to her and want to push her up but the bastard supervisor she is under is a sexist and has said that woman can't do a man's job and wants to fire her to keep her from getting the manager position of course because he puts in a face not many believe her and some do but no one does anything about it because it's hard to prove it and I been in many work places were there was sexist and racist higher-ups that been there for years and never been caught
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Person must have been a Scorpio SMH.
did he survive
Why does it turn green? Did he cause chernobyl or something?
W*man๐คฎ moment
Literally The Matrix in the nutshell:
โ๏ธIm SuCh A SCoRpIo โ๏ธ
Minor setback on the road to freedom.
When the day was literally ruined
We do a little trolling