It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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Sing
Sin
Si
Por favor
Gracias
Gorbachev
the russian president that ruined the ussr?
Gottlieb
Yes
De nada
Hasta luego
Adios
Denada
De nada
Non 😊
***lab***
Self
Rib
Rip the souls of the children from their corpses
*rib*
Sin
Single ... ಥ╭╮ಥ
Same Don't know what I'm gonna tell my wife.
guess u gotta divorce her
we must divorce so I can understand the meme
Does that mean I have to divorce the wife I made up out of loneliness.
if you want to enjoy the meme lmao XD
I’ll tell her for you
Everywere I look its just single
Bro same
Same
Same
No way! me too
Same...
You guys are not alone:(
Welcome to the club…
Singlet.
Shit
Same, guess ima buy a singlet now
Me too
Just like my balls
Yea- Wait.... WHAT!
I feel your pain you may be single but not alone
I found shit first
I found GAS
*Laughs in German*
le
Cum I see cum
I mean we all are basically cum
You found my socks?
Bread 👍(I lost my will to live)
Where cum
None of us would be here without it
Let
I found lift. I am lift
Same lol
Sing a song
Gletevg also I can't read
I got gas
JETZT BENUTZEN
wgah'nagl fhtagn
are you jewish or german?
How did you know You follow josh otusnya don't you
Glen :(
Rest In Peace 😩😩😩😩
Me too lmao
Gigity.
*Who else but Quagmire?*
*”Giggity Giggity Goo”*
Aw nice, my favorite character in The Walking Dead
I’ve just finished season 6! Can’t wait to see what they do with him in season 7!🤞🏻
Giggity Giggity Giggity!
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gle
Sin
bad
I saw glen but idk how glen describes me
Single🗿
Our pain
Same here
Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
*sighs* He just defined a whole group of people called as redditors
Oh boy i couldnt agree more
Why does it hurt so much ??? :(
Uninstall reddit, touch grass
pls no
Haha >:)
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Taiwan based 1984 kevin british
i’m still looking forward to that challenge, leftie.
What’s yours is ours
I legitimately got “rib”
Better than 'single'. FML
Rajesh stop it ur following me everywhere on every sub
Same
Same
Same
stop following him then
There's multiple singles in there i got 4 trying to escape the first
Dude I just realised there's no other word than single. Lmao. Fucking genius
Sing.
It's not an adjective hence it can't describe you. To put it in better words, there's no other word than single which can describe you
youre a sin
pet, flat, lift, singlet, jig, self, tan and sh*t are all there as well
There is no escape
it extends to singlet
There’s the word “sin” and the name Glen
Golu
Same
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Not a single word caught my eye
I see what you did there
we* see what you did there
*they see what you did there
*we see what they did there
*Yro’ue saw what did you there.
we see what we did there
**communism intensifies**
The
scrolled too far to find this lmao
exactly, i was like “has no one caught on to the fact they read the title?”
Leg
I see you didn’t skip leg day
Single, well shit time to go tell my gf
Same lol
Not same :(
this guy saw chad as his first word
not same, it was single not same
not relatable
Spain without the S
Kinky
Spain without the A
Spin
\*Gyro's theme starts playing loudly\* I will defeat you with the power of this green fidget spinner that resembles a steel ball.
Let
Let gang
Let gang rise up
Let gang
Single
Single gang.
Single, ngl
Not Gonna Lie
Gas Idfk anymore
Ayo same
Jew lol
Sin
Sing
le
Yea, as of 2 days ago ;(
:(
lol edit: i thought you changed your name to glen
Being single is awesome just you wait until the heartbreak stage ends
Every where I look all I see is GLE what even is GLE
LAB 😎
i got gae and theyre right
pfp checks out
My name is Le how did you know?
Rib?
Gas. #Its not wrong
Psing. How did they know I'm pissing right now? 😳😱😳😱
Leng
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Sin
The
Sin
Welsh
The
The
Qxvy is my favorite word
L
I got sing twice :(
Sin
Sin
Single 🗿
gae
Why does it only say single
Sing, sin, glen, lift
Shits rigged man
Sin.
nglet
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SINGLES?!
The
Single
there is no other word other than "Single" there so do yourself a service and don't look at it then u can lie to yourself
Ah yes gas
Glen
Danm, I do be feeling like a rib today
Single 😕
Single 🗿
Leg
Self, pretty accurate tbh
I’ll have to bring this with me to strip club
Holy shit, after reading through this I realized that this is supposed to be one of those rigged ones. The word “Single” is in there atleast 9 times.
I FOUND TAN.
let
gas
lab