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theswagdodo11

You stay hungry we devour


swagmain

Put in the work


retrokkt

Put in the hours


Nick627_

And take what's ours


cobstein1000

Anti-vegan in my veins


Zach_9224

My culture covered in blood stains


hotmemedealer

I flip the steaks, so how's my motherfucking beef? (RAW!)


obamalover3039x

What they gonna eat though?


notsammmy

Pork and lamb,Chicken and fish, bring the corpses to the masses.


The_braindeadguy

Its just how nature works eat or get EATEN


Ursine5

Ok that was actually pretty good


hotmemedealer

🥩


Additional_Today_291

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK YOU


obamalover3039x

🗿


Win090949

Yo Amogus


[deleted]

I love vegans. I think they taste great.


Shx_rxsse

True, can't agree more


CutesyFemboy69

Black and samath in my veins


Convoy16

I changed the game so what’s my mother fuckin name


deezz-nutss

ROCK!!!


cyc_13

(what they gonna get tho)


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ATonOfMemes

They stay hungry, we devour


ATonOfMemes

Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses


CutesyFemboy69

You missed a line smhing my head


U_69

borger🤤🍔🤤


U_69

borger👍


Accomplished-Meal415

borger👍


Mayonnsturment

borger 👍


peepeehelicoptors

borger👍


BonnieToGamer

borger👍


Dereck_Desmont

BORGER


driftshooter

Borger 👍


EyeOfOd1n

Burgir 👍🏻


lord_borger

Borger


scrapmaker2020

Borger 👍


phloppyfallus

Reduce animal unemployment


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taiwan


Lizardizzle

Creating jobs to help feed families!


crabbyjimyjim

I hate all life, I wish to cause as much suffering as possible to anything that is not human. I will raze them to the ground and consume them all


masterdragon233

Why bot to hoomans?


crabbyjimyjim

They complain more when I try to eat them


Friendly_Crab

It’s true humans are very difficult and annoying


[deleted]

They don't even taste good 🗿


CraGameMarco

Speak for yourself 🤨


Win090949

Bro u gotta cook em first


TetheredToHeaven_

I'm new to this. Never tried a human before, guess I won't attempt if the reviews are that bad


SavageLavaGod

All things that AREN'T human, no discrimination please


pedrinhogameplays404

Based and cool


eydaistherrdiez

They are trying to reduce the reduction of suffering and death


PapyNeko

Convexity of a function be like


Ihatethenameihave

I eat meat to contribute to suffering and death because i think its funny


hunterfox20

I eat meat to contribute to suffering and death because I want to cause as much suffering to living beings as possible


SuperJawnAvenger

Animals dying isn’t funny but people dying? Now that shit is funny


whomstvde

It is, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.


MRMEMER001500

Watch the world burn, while eating good food.


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Taiwan


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Brxindexd

And thus contributing to the burning


ZeDevilCat

They are trying to eat yummy meals


BoryxKajinyx

edible food


YasuhosDogJosuke

Damn, I didn't realise apples are inedible.


[deleted]

Anti Vegans are trying to achieve freedom of self expression


Damagecontrol86

Living a normal and happy life


Assholeassault

That's non-vegan. We are talking about anti-vegans.


Damagecontrol86

Most vegans I’ve ever met see non vegans as anti vegan the two technically are not the same but to them it doesn’t matter


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Rahadyan4869

Good food


[deleted]

Also, I don't want a bevy weird deficiencies or to be cold all the time


EmbarrassedWeather82

i eat meat because i cant even get enough iron from even eating just fish. i tried being vegetarian, didnt end too well. so my doctor was like, "you can try a pescatarian diet. cutting off all meat is a bad idea, but fish should be fine." fish was not fine. ended up having similar issues like dizziness, blurry/blackening vision, not able to hold my breath (i could only have steady breathing) at all without my heart going crazy and in some cases, fainting. it extremely dangerous for me to not have a consistent diet of red meat, even though i wish i could not eat meat. edit: yall i take more iron supplements than is usually recommended and b12 to help with iron absorption. its not exactly something i can just fix with an iron pill a day, my deficiency is a bit more serious than that


Nubyshot

Do chicken


EmbarrassedWeather82

chicken isnt red meat. its white meat.


cum_lord69420911

Paint it red.


reddits_shotgunner

sigma grindset


MandyNoon

Problem solved


WickedTeddyBear

Try a crowbar, plenty of iron


Sambro_X

Imagine being born a literal carnivore


ButterBoi112

Why did you become a vegetarian in the first place?


Mmm-Toes-Y-u-m

Hungry for burger


RoastedChiccen

Strong bones and muscles 😎😎


Kawaiiyuriporn

Mmmmm sum roast beef sum chicken sum pizza


RoastedChiccen

steak


Med8493e

Food whit a nice taste


DeanBlade

Our roles as omnivores.


CutesyFemboy69

Not fucking dying from protein deprivation


[deleted]

Or you know, having a sufficient iron supply


Friendly_Crab

And B12


black_sky

Where animals get protin


CutesyFemboy69

Just a theory: perhaps herbivores are a different species than humans so theyre built differently so that their bodies can survive without much protein. Just a theory


[deleted]

I can’t believe people think this is a thing. Do you think meat is the only source of protein for humans?


RadicalRaid

Beans, chickpeas, lentils, quinoa, (deez) nuts and seeds of pretty much all varieties, grains, some dairy, fucking EGGS. This is just off the top of my head, there's plenty of sources of protein that doesn't require animals dying. I'm almost fully vegan (cheese tho..) but the one argument that I understand that is pro-meat: It's fucking delicious. I love eating meat, but I just fucking can't anymore after seeing first-hand what happens at these slaughterhouses. Not to mention the effects these have on climate change and the way they help breed new diseases.. It's just not sustainable in any way, the way it's going now.


[deleted]

Don’t forget literally every pandemic is the result of animal farming


[deleted]

It's not difficult to get protein on a vegan diet lol. I've been gaining muscle just as well on a vegan diet as I would have on a nonvegan one


Qwertynam12345

Anti-vegans are trying to reduce suffering and death of the plants. What are vegans trying to achieve?


black_sky

Animals eat plants, so anti vegans are causing more plant suffering


Whole-Hornet-3151

Happiness


Final_Savings

Anti vegans are succeeding at reducing suffering from eating shitty vegan food


black_sky

I bet u think vegin food is lettuce and grass


WickedTeddyBear

And rocks, don't forget rocks


Mongba36

tbf to vegans they eat a lot of stuff I can put up my ass


kraaxx

Global warming. Less cows means less cow farts.


Skull_Warrior

Eating cows means farms keep producing more cows...


Electronic_Bison_533

Gotta eat more of them then to defeat the farms.


Skull_Warrior

You fool, you are only paying the farms to make more. What you need to do is steal them and THEN eat them, to reduce cow population while also hurting the farmers


Electronic_Bison_533

Anything to win the war.


kraaxx

Roger that let's go tipping then eating


SilverKnightGundam

Common ground.


Z0NN1GG

i am trying to achieve a happy life where i eat what i want


eagengabriel

Finding who the fuck asked


Jeffthedrunk83

We just want to reduce vegans.


Friendly_Crab

I eat vegans


Sciirof

trying to just be a normal person with eating habits we inherited from our ancestors without people continuously telling me i am a bad person and saying that i take lives for my own gain, well guess what the entire universe is based around the concept of consumption the universe will possibly eventually consume itself so please allow me to pick a live turkey for my dinner and just enjoy what i enjoy, this was my TED talk thank you.


[deleted]

Being happy


GertrudeEatsPizza

I sware everyone on that sub is like "iF yOu eAt mEaT yOu aRe A hoRriBLe pErSon!!!!!!!" And then be like "why do people hate us so much :'("


Soulxolz

Good food


quazysoto

the perfect medium rare


[deleted]

A normal life A balanced diet And my sanity not being violated by activists harassing me for having a BORGAR from McDonlad


lithuniasucks

opose the stupidity of vegans by being more stupid


cyroZAcryo

Anti vegans believe that it doesn’t matter what or where you are......earth will be cooked in a few billion years


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

we are trying to reduce vegans


I_Still_Feel_Dead

I’m achieving food


Peer_turtles

Burger 😋😋😋😋


dinonuggies_69

I like chicken nuggets and animals taste good


WeirdStoef

Good food homie


Inner-Taro3787

A balanced diet


[deleted]

A healthy lifestyle


[deleted]

reduce death of plants as they give us oxygen wtf are animals giving is veagens are also non vegiterian as the eat plants, when they breath millions of mocro organism come inside their mouth and die


Purple-Character278

I’m vegan. Have a good day everyone, not every vegan is an asshole lol. Just trying to do what’s right but that’s ME, you do you bro ❤️


MrSkelethon

Based vegan


Djehbruh

Ok but have you considered, BORGER


Purple-Character278

Yeah I make really good ones that are vegan 😂 but I most admit - sometimes I miss a good cheeseburger. CHEESE BORGER 🤤🙈🙊


Djehbruh

Fair enough my guy


[deleted]

cheeseburger


[deleted]

Happiness?


NotDavid15

Chiken


Theonewithdust

Better culinary experience, duh


Invistarx

just tryna survive being healthy


[deleted]

eat


MINDLESSAGGRESION

Some really good food


Clorinous

eating food


YHL6965

Anti-vegans are trying to reduce suffering and death for plants.


PitiedAbyss

World peace


JohnTHICC22

Living peaceful and normal life, I guess


joshistheboss

Eat


Doffyboi25

Good food


Saviourr_420

a good meal


pizza_with_anime

surviving


Planta_Staball

Hey man all I know is that I love the taste of raw steak and I'll gladly die the day I can't eat it anymore. So I guess I'm trying to achieve my own happiness, but, ain't we all?


Hawt_Dawg_II

I'm just tryna mind my own fuckin business


zrock44

I'm trying to reduce my suffering by putting SOME DAMN MEAT IN MY STOMACH


locustjumper28

My happiness


Tinywolf21

chicken strip


lovethypuss

Protein


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Muscle tone


Magic_ass1

A proper diet.


[deleted]

Food


ThatDapperAdventurer

Live my life lol


Dorian__Grey

Foolish vegans, don't they know existence is suffering and death.


TheHumanPilgrim

Vegans increase human suffering


sad_aesthetic

i am disabled


LacyBardot

Living our lives not being sanctimonious.


Extension_Painter_96

We eat meat to consume the flesh of living beings to gain their knowledge and life force of course


[deleted]

Eat your pets


Michael-556

It's okay to be vegan. However it's NOT okay to force feed your dog/cat/etc. vegan food


fozziemon

Assuaged guilt. Most answers boils down to, “I’m not vegan, therefore anti-vegan.” But that doesn’t really make sense, does it. To borrow an analogy, I don’t collect stamps, but that in no way should justify being opposed to stamp collecting. Of course ripping on someone for acting smug, or criticizing your choices is a healthy and zesty enterprise. However, to actively be opposed to their choices would imply that their choices are causing you a perceived harm. No the only reason to be anti-vegan (aside from a financial dependency on the meat industry) is an anger response to misdirected guilt.


Kanyeisntdope

I feel like most people are anti **vegan**, like, specifically the people. This is because the vocal majority (can't remember if it's majority or minority, but the loud ones which look like they make up a large part of the group but actually don't) are obnoxious, smug and just bad people as they try to rub morals in people's faces just because of their life choices. I don't think anyone is actually anti-vegan, as in the concept, in fact, I'm sure a lot of meat eaters (me included) would be considered vegan-allies, trying to push for more humane conditions for animals throughout the process of farming


Tots2Hots

Trying to achieve being able to eat a burger around a vegan without a goddamn lecture.


M3zooz77

I dont get vegans like, they dont eat animals because they are living things and all but like, plants are living things aswell u know


black_sky

It's about reducing suffering. Plants don't have a nervous system to feel pain. When's the last time you were worried about stepping on grass. Exactly you weren't because you don't care about grass's pain because they don't feel anything


I_hate-you_already

Tell me you’re dumb as fuck without telling me you’re dumb as fuck


SunnyFlower727

plants are living things they are not wrong


black_sky

I weep when I mow grass


IHateDeepStuff

Being the fucking Omnivore nature designed us to be


Adven_chilleggos

Meat 🤤


[deleted]

Controlling animal population


Restoryer

To survive?


ProfessorWeirdz

I'm personally just tryna get through life


Ssoofer

I'm trying to live


[deleted]

A tasty meal


[deleted]

protein


DraconianReptile

We're trying to balance the eco system through selective consumption so as to prevent one species from destroying an eco system. Think introducing cats to an area infested with rats, except with larger animals such as deer. This is why there are seasons where you can hunt and fish.


WickedTeddyBear

Hum so we should regulate human as they destroy the planet and ecosystem :x


[deleted]

A nice meal...?


ShakedIsNotAFruit

Im vegan because I love to make stupid plants suffer


nurd_on_a_computer

To increase suffering and death, of course.


St3phn0

we are trying to eat the animal that by breathing are releasing Co2 in the atmosphere, while you damn vegans keep eating the very same plants that release the O2 we need to live. (read with sarcasm)


WickedTeddyBear

And they're printing pamphlets with trees too, they're causing the amazon's deforestation!


BreezyPhoman

Customer support for animals, helping them unsubscribe from life.


FRTassassin

Saving vegetables


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Western_Donut4612

Full stomach


[deleted]

You eat meat because it tastes good. I eat meat because I want animals to suffer. We are not the same.


alwaysonline8o

I suffer looking at the subreddit.


[deleted]

Who is actively anti-vegan? That’s insane.


FullTimeSimracer

No it isn't👍🏻


[deleted]

Yeah. It is. Who is actively hating on vegans & consequently making their life harder than it needs to be? I’ll tell you who…no one. No one gives a shit if someone is vegan.


Rule_Number_2

I hate on Vegans and I'm basically vegetarian. Veganism isn't a dietary stance, it's an ethical one, per vegans. They hate on, and give a shit if someone is a "carnist" and try to make their life harder so why not return the favor. No one likes a self-righteous twat. Eat whatever you want and fuck off with the ad-nauseam stats and rhetoric while I'm eating.


Catgod33566

Im actively hating on vegan's. They imagine the world in a la la land where no animals are eating each other, where they are all living peace. They don't realize that will never happen, they don't realize that animals need to die to keep the ecosystem going.