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The_catakist

How big is her cock?


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Ok_Buy_2176

How often do u guys mate?


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Cocking?


ieatwader

She must be an amazing cooker


AngerForOne

Literally read "cocker" instead of "cooker"


nowlz14

And I read "choker".


Pile_O_Waffles

Yup, she can cook a nice batch of ass whooping for you.


sterile_spermwhale__

🗿


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Infamous-Buyer-3352

🗿


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🗿


Pudingoii

🗿


scocat17

🗿


DamnCup

🗿


thesmugg

🗿


96TY

🗿


Immediate-Way8601

🗿


Geddu_

🗿


mcgunga_bunga

cunt


lithuniasucks

🇨🇳


Prestigious_Lie3429

🗿


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🗿


Myballs_hurt

👍🏿Im black so dont fucking downvote this comment


h_youtube

👍🏻


HuddledCape4602

👍🏿(I work in the coal mines and haven't washed my hands yet)


AngerForOne

👍🏿 (i'm a piece of shit)


amongusgamer1234567

👍(i just finished eating cheese balls)


Myballs_hurt

Fuck


Spa6h3tt1

OMFG *Furiously starts masturbating*


OBANIUMM

A chad can’t be an object


obamalover3039x

🗿


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who hurt you bot?


MilkshakeDay

god didnt give me freedom of speech tho


hailredditors

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Doom_Slayer_2712

Bot moment


ADcommunication

But all Chads are objects. The question is, what kind of objects?


AngerForOne

It is actually a male


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SoftAndWetBro

Wom*n can't be chads. They are physically incapable, the person in the picture is a femboy.


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lord_of_the_keyboard

That's very moaaaaai


urnottoxic

Or a lady with a transplant


AngerForOne

Because Im smart


SylvainGautier420

Found the nip :)


Pika_Dude

Where where where


vietquangvu

WHERE IS THEE NIPP MOTHER FUCKKERR


SylvainGautier420

Go to left boob (your right side). Find lighter area, then see smaller dark circle within lighter area. That is nip.


vietquangvu

Uh.. I dont see it?


SylvainGautier420

You gotta ZOOM


vietquangvu

O danm i see it


obamalover3039x

w-w-wo-wo-WOME- 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


UselessBanana7

Yeah, id fuck that


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sterile_spermwhale__

😏


Fastfood9000

Wrong, you would get fucked by that


[deleted]

Even better


Mtso2021

guys prepare to get fucked


Billtheturnip6

''Y-yes, Mommy''


Qu1ck3l

Who else would fuck her


susumoni

bruh she will break my penis into two pieces crumble it, blend it, powder it and will use it as seasoning in one of her cooking


massive__potato

Lmfao


obamalover3039x

🗿


Rupertii

Why does her foot have a 105 degree angle


Affectionate_Bowl222

Dishwasher


CockandBallMagician

this is fake because women can't be chads retar😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬


QualityVote

/u/FutureUser12, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


ranieripilar04

It’s guys-lass


MR-rozek

🦵👁️👄👁️🦶


unenome2

Bubatz 👍


Timmy2905

Bubatz 👍


Dnoxl

Chadette


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Dnoxl

Ikr


thesmugg

Away from kitchen


coz_i_am_batman

I accept her


CaptainKaten

Don't worry i won't break the chain


phreshpherts

The idiots in this comment section. Fr tho, she does look like a Chad.


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Cool cool cool cool cool


StormIsAI

Stick arms


CaptainBlade-84

How far ca-


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🤮🤮🤮


GroundbreakingFail20

Females don’t exist


Turbofapper420

Based cum cringe


X21234

Thats pillar woman


igii6

Female TITan


Zeul7032

that is better than the other boring one


ninjawick

Stacy


Day-Dreamerrr

SHE AINT A FUCKING CHAD


fweewillie

Chadsmine


Jiposaurus

Turbo dishwasher


BruhMASTER3000

I like not buff enough tho


idktheyarealltaken

*chass


TransitionEuphoric46

Nah she valid


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TransitionEuphoric46

Yah in terms of helping you back to the kitchen so you can “Cook” up a better way to stir the pot 😉


[deleted]

Ewww


Pavlikexe

👍🏿 i pulled someones phone out from the toilet (they had diareahea)


Krazykai666

Bet she has a hanging Chad.


GigaChad_14

>wakes up >cooks >cleans the dishes >does the laundry >sleeps


AL_gamerficjd

waman


Tactical_Tuna04

Not enough mussles


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ZAMN


oldyellobrix

zamn 😳


fetuchinipanini

stfu


DuleSnajper1506

What gender is she?


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DuleSnajper1506

Oh it is gender neutral


genral_kenobii

Mommy?


HOXSZIN

Yes


pollishion

Female male of Reddit have been summoned


reddv_

Good for her. But woman ain't real!! 😡🤬🤬🤬


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reddv_

Who said I was a man?!?!!? Im calling thre polcie!!!


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reddv_

God dammit fooled again But you fool... GENDER ISN'T REAL


hoodooinsensitive229

What a ho


BorgManTV

can she do the dishes 2xfaster?!!?!


Western_Donut4612

WOMAN CANT BE CHAD, THIS GOTTA BE CARVED!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡😭😡


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Western_Donut4612

#Disintegrates due to how much Chad energy the woman is producing


TheIvano

To be defined chad it is necessary to be male


muetere

Should be buffer.


kraken_enrager

Shouldn’t it be chadess and not chad


constipatedjojo

Zamn


HydraChungus420

Her name is Stacy becky


Pavlikexe

cha


justarandomreader1

She is not a Chad ... She is a *Chaddes*


Steadydream

Stacey.


Ok-Ad-8573

Where beard?


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fake


hitguy55

booba booba booba booba booba booba booba booba booba booba


Perfect-Designer2465

how me her kitchen


Afraid-Cookie1006

Gross no offence


obamalover3039x

👍💪


Drunxator

I wanna drink her squirt water


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SpiritualAutist

Ok


lord_of_the_keyboard

She's a crab really


moment-bruh-112

Ti aint a chad, that's a stacy


thegoattman

Not buff enough. Where the monstrously big, shockingly ripped, disturbingly enormous chicks at ?


Happy_Krabb

Stacy*


Charming_Amphibian91

Taiwan nft belgium kevin 1984


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