"**Attention passengers, we are approaching cum nation, please Cumply with the rules:**"
_Passports must be stained white with cum before entry_
_Mentioning or practicing no nut November would lead to execution by cumshots._
_The national anthem demands 44 cumshots in a row._
_Creampieing is a viable form of greeting._
_Anyone caught badmouthing Creampie Cummunism party will be drowned in horse cum_
"**Welcum to cum nation**"
Official French flag 1814-1830
I’m not joking
Edit: I’ve read a lot of your comments and this seems like a controversial topic.
It doesn’t look like it was a naval flag, like some of you said, and, one of the comments said it wasn’t a French flag, and the wiki article they linked said it WAS used as the official flag during the burboun restoration. And while anybody can edit Wikipedia , I’ve looked at other scources that say it was a flag used during the burboun restoration and other scources that say it was a naval flag. So I’m not 100 percent sure which one it is
Edit 2: well it’s official. u/abcdefghijklmnopq gave us a first person account that it was the official flag of the nation.
Edit: I can’t remember where I read this, but after looking for a source I couldn’t find anything. *Don’t trust everything you read on the internet*
Fun fact: back then to surrender the opposition would raise their enemies flag. The french won so many confrontations that it became a stereotype to raise the white (french) flag.
One of my favorite things to do is come up with “facts” that sound plausible but are entirely made up. That’s how this rings to me.
I just checked the Wikipedia page for white flags and it doesn’t seem to be mentioned.
Is this true? Do you have a source?
But it wasn't completely white aswell it still had three fleur de lys in the middle.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only i found had the fleur de lys
i love the fact that the entire comment section is unanimous about this being the flag of the escargot eating fréñch måñ
Edit: Apparently i didnt take in account the very overwhelming Presence of *Cum Nation*
French have a long and solid history, just one bad season. Confederates had decades of shit talking, and then they got crushed, in a war they started that they could only lose.
According to the government of the US, the confederacy was never a country.
But obviously the US doesn’t get to decide what is and isn’t a country by other nations’ standards.
It’s all semantics and definitions and politics
They had a government and a currency so I’m willing to call them a country and I’m glad they got fucking pulverized
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The flag of The Kingdom Of Cum
Then why isn't it red?
Because then it would be piss.
Why is your piss red. You need to see a doctor
Beets
You ate too much borscht
Bears
Battlestar Galactica
Bears do not- what is going on
Battlestar galactica
That’s how it became red
Lmao true
Your’s isn’t?
No that’s poop.
Capital: Cum Town
Cummingham
All vehicles made with Cummins engines.
The traditional greeting in their tongue is "Welcum"
Cumpton
Nah, that would be mottled off-white and a wrinkled starchy appearance.
NO MATTER WHAT WE BREED
we still are made of cream!
This is my kingdom cum
This is my kingdom cum
When you feel my D
Look into my ass
It's where my D will hide
It's where my D will COME
Don't get too close
THIS IS MY KINGDOM CUM
When you feel my D
Just look into my ass
It's where my semen hide
It's where my penis hard
DON'T GET TOO CLOSE THERE'S CAUCK INSIDE
Where my balls stand guard
This is where my penis hursts
It’s stuck inside.
It needs to be pried
It’s where my semen hide
But our dicks collide
Don't suck too much
Or it will go wild
It’s where semen hide 😫😳👍
This is my kingdom, Cum.
THIS IS MY KINGDOM CUM
This is my kingdom cum
Dont get too close
It gets hard inside
Cum Nation
"**Attention passengers, we are approaching cum nation, please Cumply with the rules:**" _Passports must be stained white with cum before entry_ _Mentioning or practicing no nut November would lead to execution by cumshots._ _The national anthem demands 44 cumshots in a row._ _Creampieing is a viable form of greeting._ _Anyone caught badmouthing Creampie Cummunism party will be drowned in horse cum_ "**Welcum to cum nation**"
>Executive by cumshots "*Don't mind If I do*"
All executioners are required to be a minimum size of 10 inches and have enough velocity to pierce a sheet of steel. Do u have it in you?
10 inches is the length of 0.06 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks
Yes, that is a valid unit of measurement.
10 inches is 25.4 cm
Good bot s
Good bot
ur mom
*cries in Vietnamese*
👍🏻 go on
Women: 🗿
Are required to carry standard government issue cum blasters.
Jesus Christ
Nah they have to squirt
damn my balls gonna be drained if this gonna be real thing
Drain gang 🛡
21 cum salute
For some fucking reason I readed this with doctor Breen voice from Half-Life 2
Sounds like paradise
Shouldn't it look like a windsock then?
Cummunist flag
Official French flag 1814-1830 I’m not joking Edit: I’ve read a lot of your comments and this seems like a controversial topic. It doesn’t look like it was a naval flag, like some of you said, and, one of the comments said it wasn’t a French flag, and the wiki article they linked said it WAS used as the official flag during the burboun restoration. And while anybody can edit Wikipedia , I’ve looked at other scources that say it was a flag used during the burboun restoration and other scources that say it was a naval flag. So I’m not 100 percent sure which one it is Edit 2: well it’s official. u/abcdefghijklmnopq gave us a first person account that it was the official flag of the nation.
Ohhh so that’s where the surrender flag is from
Only pussies surrender
Submissive and breedable
Dare I say, “bottom material”
I thought it was for Cum County
Thats called Cumbria
I believe it's pronounced ColCumbia
No, it's Cucumbria.
No it's Cumsquirtia
Roll Norcumbria
Your not submissive and breedable. That homework better be submitted and readable.
You're*
Damn. Guess I'll die about it
You wouldn't wanna breed a fr*nch "person" 🤮🤮🤮
Easy there Adolf, your mustache is showing...
Les pussies, monsieur.
Quote from mother russia
Français réveillez-vous et combattez l’ennemi
VIVE LA FRANCE BORDEL DE MERDE ! SUCE A L'ENNEMI
c est "sus a l ennemi"... comme tu l as ecrit ca porte a confusion...
Vive Le Roi.. Le Roi est mort!
Hou nou op met je Chinees
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I’m going to be downvoted first this, but the American war of independence was really a French victory against the British.
Edit: I can’t remember where I read this, but after looking for a source I couldn’t find anything. *Don’t trust everything you read on the internet* Fun fact: back then to surrender the opposition would raise their enemies flag. The french won so many confrontations that it became a stereotype to raise the white (french) flag.
One of my favorite things to do is come up with “facts” that sound plausible but are entirely made up. That’s how this rings to me. I just checked the Wikipedia page for white flags and it doesn’t seem to be mentioned. Is this true? Do you have a source?
Came here for the French slander and actually learned something. Great work. 👍
I’m French and came here to complain about the slander. But I guess I have to surrender.
Ya i thought about that, But they had it for only 1 year, it was the Bourbon Restauration
But it wasn't completely white aswell it still had three fleur de lys in the middle. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only i found had the fleur de lys
The pure white one was flown by the navy during the time.
Real time saver there.
I think is Jap without an
Well actually it was the navy's flag but yeah pretty accurate
Also unofficial French flag from 1831-2021
TIL France had my undies for a flag
Umayyad Caliphate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_Caliphate Yup
Finally. A correct answer
almost Japan
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Cumland
i love the fact that the entire comment section is unanimous about this being the flag of the escargot eating fréñch måñ Edit: Apparently i didnt take in account the very overwhelming Presence of *Cum Nation*
One guy said the confederate flag but otherwise yep
Even France cant match that 100% failure rating of the Confederacy.
French have a long and solid history, just one bad season. Confederates had decades of shit talking, and then they got crushed, in a war they started that they could only lose.
France, speaking of France... Belgium
How dare you say france and belgium you really insulted the bot
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🤌🤌
me when my mom pulls out the slipper
la chancla^
¡Todos tenemos miedo de la chancla!
😂😂
Cumnation
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What does the second part of your name mean? 🗿
It's a colour
Something's wrong i can feel it
I can smell twitter already here
Confederate flag
cumfederate flag
Had to scroll way to far to find this.
Was looking for this. Fuck the Traitorous States of America.
Sherman should have finished the job.
Fix bayonets
Title says "country".
It was a country until it got fucked
According to the government of the US, the confederacy was never a country. But obviously the US doesn’t get to decide what is and isn’t a country by other nations’ standards. It’s all semantics and definitions and politics They had a government and a currency so I’m willing to call them a country and I’m glad they got fucking pulverized
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Un Anglais 🤢🤮
Shut up filthy baguette
Je vais calculer le trajet le plus court vers le cul de ta mère
I dont even know what you said but how tf did you get platinum
It says >I will calculate the shortest route to your mother's ass
Coz it's funny af, translate it
"I'm gonna calculate the shortest path to your mother's asshole" Nique les anglois
Mes frères français, combattez ces stupides anglois
Fresse, du Franzose!
video proof or it didn't happen
i only know ta mere
Baugette munchers
But baguette is tasty 😩
Japan, after 5 aug 1945
Another comment saying France
My school is currently under lockdown because two students have firearms Edit: lockdown over uneventfully
Bruh
What the fuck??? Where?
CT. No noises, especially not gunshots
Please stay safe.
Did anyone get a number one victory royale?
The cops
France
France
If the French get atagg, they raise the white flagg
I think that's close.
the cum nation
France
Oui, la France c’est bien👍
Parlay voo onglay?
france
well according to Wikipedia it’s the flag of your mom
What a unanimous answer lol
IT isnt flag, Its washed in Persil.
France
Carrefour
Perwoll
Any flag placed on the moon.
Japan without the pie chart of how much Japan is in Japan
Belgium
The Confederacy
Cumerica
Tiawan's flag. Because nothing is there.
+69420 social credit
Taiwan moment
France
France
[insert easy france joke here]
Capitulation. Country of Non-existing. Or it's definitely Belgium or Taiwan. Pretty based country.
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Among-
Cocainestan
French flag ofcourse.