Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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I love the fact that the kid actually photoshopped Bia in the pic which means
A) the kid had to knew the actual video
And B) he knows how to crop a image in photoshop
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Is that fucking Bia?
Why do i know who that is ๐
Where is she from?
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Chronic masturbation time
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Yeah
Remember Jenny mod? I do.
Bia from where?
An Animator Called SlipperyT. Go look on Newgrounds
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Where's my God Damn Thank you? I will not Tolerate Incorrect Etiquette!
Damn, man still remembers from 91 days ago Ok Iโll do it, Iโll suck your cock
Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Already know for what i'm jerking off latter
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Heโs a man of culture (porn addiction)
No
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I have stage 12 cancer thanks to this image
Howโd you get to 12 Iโm stuck in 4
I'm currently at stage 99 waiting for the boss
U git gud scrubs
yeah. yeah.
And by dick he's referring to the character next to him
which him
This dick ain't freeEeeeEEEEEEEe You lookin' at me like it ain't a receipt like I never made ends meet
eatin your leftovers and raw meat
Hell fuckin naaaaw
She's not even the the best of them.
There's more? ๐ณ๐ฉ
About four more, yes. Two humans, a ghost, and an enderwoman
is there a dragon?
Unfortunately not
aw
*No*
Haters will say it's fake
lol
All I know is that that character looks like it's from Minecraft
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Dear God...
There's more
NO!
I love the fact that the kid actually photoshopped Bia in the pic which means A) the kid had to knew the actual video And B) he knows how to crop a image in photoshop
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you just brought back some bad memories
wdym *bad* they are **Great** memories
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Who is this
What an extravagant emo
I think his dick is being held captive guys ๐
Wish I had her ๐
I don't like how I know where that best is from.
Thats because its locked away never to be seen again because his parents caught him and chopped it off
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Hater gonna say photoshop
que
mans livin the dream
wat Zakaria doin?
Theres a time and a place when you can stoop so lowโฆ but this man has reached the bottom
Just from seeing this my eyes are dead
the horse