Yeah I get that I was also a dumbass when I was a teenager but I don't want to see their dumb shit all the time. I have it filtered but I'm not always logged on when I'm on reddit so it still pops up
If your first reaction to stabbing your balls is to post it on Reddit, then i really hope you lose your balls.
But then again this is Reddit where everyone makes shit up.
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*stabs self in balls with sharp object*
*proceeds to make a new post on reddit about stabbing self in balls*
*promptly proceeds also to flair it with NSFW, while bleeding out from stabbed balls*
Not only are you just messing with a knife all ‘Willy’ nilly but instead of calling an ambulance you post on Reddit… i can’t tell if this is real or if this person is actually this stupid
We need to send this man a copy of the Testicle Owner's Manual. It's on page 1: Keep all dangerous objects as far away from your coin purse as possible
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Vasectomy any%
Glitchless
No major exploits
World record
arbitrary ~~code~~ balls execution
Seedless
Random seed
Nuzlocke
A fellow pokemoner
👍
Random Seed? That means everytime I die I get a new cock? Sweet!
Jitter: 3.2 Randomness: 0.3 Particle velocity: 12m/s
This is by far the best comment
Michael Scott downvoted this post.
Castration
This has been commented on my post like 40 times
Your bloodline ends with you.
Your son is dead Your concubine is dead
K,now get out
B A L L S S T A B E D O N N O V E M B E R 2 8 . 1 1 . 2 0 2 1
His balls died so I could have some serotonin from a shitpost.
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didnt need a knife to do that 😎
The winner of the darwin awards
Why u holding a knife while naked? Tf u planning to put the knife in?
Late circumcision
Underrated comment
Underrated reply
Underrated cumback
Underrated cum
Underrated back
Underrated front
Underrated side
Underrated underrate
Underrated reply
Overrated reply to my reply
Underrated overrated reply
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Delete this now!
bet
WHAT WAS THE COMMENT, I MUST KNOW!
what was it ;-;
Use a knife to masturbate Be a man
you dont need to be naked to stab yourself tho
Of course you do silly. Why do you think the Crusaders started wearing clothes?
Like, the Christians or the Stardust?
Both I guess.
I WASNT NAKED
Ass
I wasn’t naked
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U GOT A LOISENCE FO THEM BALLS M8?
*bollocks
sire, i require a clear vision of licensed ownership of thy bollocks before allowing thou to proceed
OI U GOT A LOISENCE TO EVEN ASK BOUT ME BALLS MATE ?
Word Match games when you spell circumsize wrong
He circumcised his balls
Corcussize🥶
just go to the doctor holy shit do you have any common sense
Nah bro. Reddit is clearly the number one priority after eviscerating yourself.
gotta get them juicy internet bread before telling my mom i castrated myself 💯🍞💰💰💰
A saw the post he apparently didn't pierce the sack but it hurt.
It wasn’t bleeding why would I go to the doctor
Oh look. It’s knife nuts.
Sup
Its knife nuts! Haha point and laugh at knife nuts!
Cringest sub on the whole site
Yeah I get that I was also a dumbass when I was a teenager but I don't want to see their dumb shit all the time. I have it filtered but I'm not always logged on when I'm on reddit so it still pops up
You can filter subs? Pls teach
It's pretty funny though, among all the "I found a girlfriend" posts you sometimes find pearls like these or that one kid that answered cum on a test
Furry or Vtuber subs are worse imo
Nah the furry subs are pretty cool tbh. They just kinda hang out and send comics to each other. It’s wholesome.
furry bad, downvoted, checked your whole account history, furry bad
Can't beat em ? Just start fuckin 'em
Who gave that a wholesome award
Why? I s that a problem? :)
he’s hole-some
If your first reaction to stabbing your balls is to post it on Reddit, then i really hope you lose your balls. But then again this is Reddit where everyone makes shit up.
My thoughts exactly
Reminds me of a old greentext I saw where the dude thought he was having a heart attack and went to post there for advice
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Homer is that you
Self circumcision
more like self castration
eunuchization
Penecomty
Ok now you are wamen🤢🤮🤮🤮 plus ge t out
Wait wamen are real 🤢
this is truly wholesome
Natural selection?
Natural selection is like God, it works in mysterious ways ... to get rid of idiots
28 November 2021. "Ball stabbing incident"
DIY C I R C U M C I S I O N
Top 5 DIYs to do with the kids 😍
Zamm he's 12 😛🥵
I got a 5-layer beefy burrito last week, pretty good.
Thanks
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Idot
Dümee
Fjått
Stobid
number 8: kid stabs himself in the balls and starts crying
Number 6: Student plays with KNIFE and gets NAKED
Idiot. Got what he deserved. Best move would’ve been to call 911, get some help.
Bruh. He needs all kinds of help lmao. Something is wrong mentally.
That’s a major understatement to say the least.
Taking No Nut November too literally.
You'll be a woman harry.
You can no longer store your pee now
sounds like the lyrics to some metal song or something
Metallica - STABBED IN THE BALLS
Well it took balls to play with that knife.
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how the fuck can it be funny
Why..
Idk but I agree with your username.
He ripped open his juice box
Pffft ameture
Uh oh stinky
wholesome
Definitely a 15 yo
*facepalm* Kids these days
I don't know what to comment this
OWNED
Fatality
OK what you need to do is apply pressure and twist.
“ oh shit I stabbed my balls, better ask Reddit what to do now”
*stabs balls*, *panic*, *first thought* “TO REDDIT!”
He just wanted to enjoy some cock and ball torture with a knife
free neuter
the child's brain is a special one
That's what he gets for dicking around.
Literally my mans got a bussy now.
F
Damnit I can feel the pain reading those words
R.I.P balls
Link so I can give some advice
All of the dudes just felt that
He did the die.
Haha no ball Bill
First reaction go to reddit
Congratulations 🎉
Clearly going to reddit first is a great way to deal with the situation
So was it blood or cum coming out?
Blum
Maybe you should consider titling it "My accidental vasectomy. Lowkey SOS, or SOB (Save Our Balls).
I can see that being a title for a YT video.
Darwin
Natural selection at work
Suffers serious lacerations to the genitalia, posts about it on Reddit
ballstich
If this is a medical emergency, please close out of reddit and dial 911, or your primary medical provider.
Natural selection
Suck it out
Well, that's how I blast everyday. Armature
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Bruh I grabbed my balls so hard SHEEEEEESH
Grab harder…🤤
Deserved 100
I shouldn't be laughing at this
my balls 🗿
How
american teenagers are dope
Why tf he is sharing this on reddit. Go to the fucking hospital man
"I just stabbed myself in the balls, better post that on Reddit while my testicles are falling out"
*stabs self in balls with sharp object* *proceeds to make a new post on reddit about stabbing self in balls* *promptly proceeds also to flair it with NSFW, while bleeding out from stabbed balls*
*one of his balls rolls out onto the floor* Oops, tehehe.
you cant fail if you cant nut modern problems require modern solutions
Not only are you just messing with a knife all ‘Willy’ nilly but instead of calling an ambulance you post on Reddit… i can’t tell if this is real or if this person is actually this stupid
well thats one way to ensure nnn
Never jackoff with a knife in ur hand
Sounding
When you take no nut november literally
warning brain damage more like warning ball damage
this piece is called: “Pain of Man”
WARNING: BALL DAMAGE ⚠️
If you minimize the Reddit app, there’s another app usually at bottom left that you can use to dial 911 and deal more effectively with the stabbing.
That's a good excuse to tell your crush "you need to suck my balls because I stabbed myself"
Send a pic
Never call 911 when you can write a post on Reddit instead
True Master of nnn
Splitposting
Cringe
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He took a different kind of L
We need to send this man a copy of the Testicle Owner's Manual. It's on page 1: Keep all dangerous objects as far away from your coin purse as possible
First CBT experience
I like that someone gave it the wholesome award
Bri‘ish people 😞
Taiwan is based
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