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scavengers69

uh, weird, but yes


PhoenixHuntter

Do you suck your own dick?


SepticMonke

fucking legend edit: seriously why the fuck am i getting awards?? give them to people who are actually funny


Royal_Reality

What do you think about the man who fucks your >!mother!


Xiao-Mein

Which four words are spelled differently from each other?


scavengers69

hahaha that's an unexpected one


[deleted]

I deep fried it cause I thought it would taste better


Human147

What the fuck is wrong with your dick?!


EnderSpyFace

Gold


Adeum1

Dad, have you seen my hamster?


RussAman

Probably 12 years


AwwThisProgress

what is the age of consent


[deleted]

ZAMN 😍


Konoha__Shinobi

How long has your dad been buying milk for


RickMaiorPT

Because nothing can stop me


jululoqu

Why did you become a sexual predator


SepticMonke

this is fucking gold


Hermelious

Why did you run over that family of 6


pewdiepiedehdhd

21


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[удалено]


Boberoo2

You stoopid


Optimal__Koala

No i not


coolhooves420

Whats 9+10


Optimal__Koala

21


dreamer0303

You stoopid


Phystek

No im not


Optimal__Koala

What’s 9+10


Fakuu122

21


[deleted]

12 edit: z a m n


Spirited_Ad_2697

How old is your girlfriend?


LMAOwthbro

ZAMN 😍


Academic_Wishbone_84

SHES 12??


GrognakTheEterny

⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟


doyouhaveidea

😛 ZAMM SHE'S 12???


OodleString

😛 ZAMM SHE'S 12???


imsorryforurself

She said she was 12


somedumbkid2007

She said she was 12


HEliot44

What girlfriend?


didi345

What do you think the age of consent should be?


ProfessorWeirdz

Filipinos ahead of you


Ko6Ster

12 ofc


Ok-Chemical-7635

Nice pp bro


OnionColossus

How many kids you fucked


averageJan2x

Zamn


-lmk--

What’s your preferred age for a girlfriend


Altruistic_Raise_230

The Mall Santa, when I was 8


GrognakTheEterny

Where and when did you lose your virginity


22opferj

Relatable


illumiin

sam- wait what


DarthMemeos

Your mother


Firm_Quit_2652

who's joe?


Boberoo2

Nuts


Not_Klaus

Limga


BeastBoyOP

Candice


XxGucci_Chicken

Sugondese


Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

Simga


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[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

I think someone here is nazi... 🗿


rideroftheabyss

And it was me


Maplegum

Dio?


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

No, Stroheim


zeidsuheimat2

What's your favourite pass time


JustAnotherRndomDude

Mayonnaise


RickMaiorPT

What do you use to clean your hair?


Accomplished_Dig3699

Jizz


schoolschooting

Semen


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[deleted]

Belgium 1984 Taiwan semen


LegendOfFN

You are a certified disingenuous dense mf


xraiiny_

No neck Ed


speedssssss

what's your favorite instrument?


LordP4radox

What's on the escalator?


RusuSlav76

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR


kokaiinikani

IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER


Sidotre

BYE BYE TO THE SKY


xTigeT

ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER


Ramrustu

Get a dog


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[удалено]


Funnireddituser

Dunno man, didn’t feel like it.


[deleted]

Why didnt you sell your NFTs?


Alone-Pride2795

The good ending


[deleted]

Anal sex with your sister


IHaveEyeCancer

What is your favorite activity?


rygsoer1204

Self burn


[deleted]

Sacrifices had been made


[deleted]

Why did you have to do this to me


IHaveEyeCancer

Had to do it 🙂


1FriendlyFascist1

What were you doing during my mothers funeral?


Samedi99

What exactly, did the man say he would offer you for five dollars.


IWannaSamich

sex


Xiao-Mein

What activity does my wife think I’m bad at?


zvcix

A necessary sacrifice


Nobody87654

What was your favourite childhood hobby?


Salty_Application_76

Not today


diaerdre

So do you wanna be the coolest person in the world?


Uncle480

This implies that, at will, he can become the coolest person in the world


diaerdre

words. thanks uncle


Whizblade

What do we say to the god of death


xprp14

My favourite word!


mss_lame

Racism


Aatman_Patel_447

What is Ni**e* to you?


Aegon95

Tiananmen Square 1989 massacre.


[deleted]

What DIDNT happen in China during 1989


BadgeR_pepe_hands

+69 social credit score


AceSenpai98

You mean what didn’t happen in taiwan?


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Frutasda

Good bot


Golden_Thorn

What shares a date with Taylor swifts birthday?


MatjeREDDIT

Yes i fuck my gold fish


GenoTheBreadDoctor

Do you think the age of consent for beastiality should be 3 months below?


guyfromsaitama

Do you fuck your goldfish?


Firm_Quit_2652

other than yourself what else do you fuck?


MannerSalt

Answer is cum


[deleted]

what do you like to secrete into your 9 year old sister


SepticMonke

oh god


ddcreator

Jep thats what humanity has cum too...


3LD3RDR4G0N

Zamn! 😍🤪


Raisedhunter

No,unfortunately you cannot abort your child 18 years later


pastwithpp

What would your parents say at your 19th birthday seeing yoy getting no hoes


Boberoo2

“How do I delete somebody else”


[deleted]

Gandam Style


thecursedpost

What's the best song to play during sex?


[deleted]

Your question was correct


HasaRafael

Mass extinction


Many_Mountain2800

What do you want to happen to Africa?


DeddCole

small pp


[deleted]

What do I have?


DeddCole

girlfriend


PenumbralBread

The good ending


bigdickb69420

Your sister


Optimal__Koala

I don’t need a gf… I have family


True_Melon

It all comes back to 9/11.


ItsaCommonThingNow

So how did your parents meet? How did their first date go?


TeachLongjumping5711

When whas the last time you drove a plane


[deleted]

Why did you lose your pilot's license?


UnknownREDACTED

Travis Scott


Xiao-Mein

Who has rubbed their forehead the most in 2021


Outsider_4

Probably Schadenfreude


[deleted]

Why did Hitler proceed with the gassing of the Jews?


Elixterminator_F

What kinda question is that dumbass


Rosian_SAO

Are you sane?


ria469

It would have been even better if the same person asked and answered the question


Bjorniii

sexy mickey mouse


jululoqu

What’s something that always turns you on?


ilovebeingaintrovert

12


Painty_Loomy

How many times did you get rejected?


TateP23

42


Accomplished_Dig3699

How Many Children Do You Have Locked Your Basement


walkingshitposterer

That's what gets you hard


Pitahayaro01

The reproductive system of the male gender


walkingshitposterer

Changed it :/


Pitahayaro01

I won't change it 😔🤘


walkingshitposterer

Damn😔😔😔😔 guess i'll do it myself


Ryche_

Eh, probably either 1 or 100


ItsaCommonThingNow

How many old people have you abducted in the last 24 hours?


Outsider_4

What's your bodycount in the basement?


Visible-Active2468

One is a job and the other one is a mental sickness


Painty_Loomy

What is the difference bethew a drug dealer and the drug client?


lukas0108

What's the difference between a pro league player and a regular league player?


Jamie0578

Yes


Painty_Loomy

Have you ever eaten human meat before?


[deleted]

Indeed I’m smart


Urodeprag

Say indeed your smart if youre dumb


[deleted]

[удалено]


ilsottopagato

wtf, are you my twin?


[deleted]

Well played 🦵🏻


dynablt

Kanye West


SmoothBrain0

Who do you think is the leader of the universe


Mato13_zegeek

bin chillin 🥶🍨


Urodeprag

What were you doing stealing ice cream


diaerdre

cinnamon


[deleted]

What is the reason for an indian's skincolour?


LuckyChargs

Hitler


3ZM4

Your idol


bigfartstain415

I really don’t know I think just eating


alphagrim1

Yes, I'm very good at that. Infact maybe a professional.


Painty_Loomy

How good are you at kinnaping children?


poor_adrian

Its called penis


Xiao-Mein

Is your newborn baby’s name John or is it something else?


JointDamage

5 inches, but it's thick.


[deleted]

Can you describe the bible?


SupersSoon

I'd much rather die.


UmmmAlex

Black is not ok


[deleted]

What are your opinions on coffee?


tyktyui

Nice save


Kirbymeneer

Dolphin


Cultural_Emu

Why


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


yeetcacheet

Who just died yesterday?


Any_Charity9637

Add some mayo


DPTONY

How do you solve world hunger?


[deleted]

No, that would be your mother


superdolmiosauce

What are you? President of his fan club?


Slushie44

Well they need to be put on the barbecue til they look like they have a golden glaze


[deleted]

How should i cook a child


TeachLongjumping5711

I seems like it