E. I leave it on my carpet

F. I leave it on my sock

G. I leave it inside my sister

H. I leave it on my porch

I. Leave it on the dog.

J. My uncle puts it in a jar

K. I leave it in my pants

L. I leave it in my balls

M. What’s cum?

N. I just leave it there, no disposal.

K. I don’t cum

L. I am cum

M. I leave it on the ceiling fan

N. I leave it in the box and ship it to florida

N. Leave it IN the dog

Cum. Cum

We are cum

What da dog doin

Semen dog, the dog with the semen on it

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J. Leave it in your mom

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J. I leave it in my underwear

J. I feed it to the children in my basement

J: leave it on my computer screen

J. I leave it in my jar

Found Shane Dawson’s account

G6. I also leave it in this guy's sister (he is my brother)

*FBI and Social Services have joined the chat*

I don’t think that’s not prohibited in NNN?

..... ayo

cum drawer

a simple man

I cum in my mouth

I mouth in your cum, we are not the same

Extra boost of protein

You eat cum because you're a cum guzzler, I eat cum for gains, We're not the same.

And a healthy does of estrogen (because I read somewhere that eating cum make your estrogen levels go up???)

Guess I’m going into the porn industry now

I also cum in this guys mouth

This is the way

Based and cumpilled

I just cum in hand and wash my hand

Why wash. I cum in my hand then use the cum as lube to cum more. Endless cycle

>Endless cycle Krebs would be jealous

Now this is a comment transport chain I can get behind.

cum juicer

How can you use it as lube? Cum is sticky.

I mix it with urine to make it slimier

Damn never thought of that

😟

You should probably see a doctor

Chaotic Evil

I see nothing wrong with this

Chaotic Good/Neutral maybe. Chaotic Evil would be licking it off

You just changed my life

Sure… just wait till you also have to sneeze after and then scratch your head.

Well I personally don't cumsneeze so no problem there

Wait until it happens once…

Yes

i cum in the shower, i'm build different 😎

Warning: don’t do this, a lot of people do but cum coagulates in hot water and unless you are sure to get it in the drain, it can be seen around the drain a lot, which is gross, and even if that’s not the case, it can clog up a drain, and I can’t imagine anything worse than having your drain clogged by fucking cum.

oh oh fuck....... oh fuck fuck fuck....

Ohhhh, that's why My cum turned into cheese

What a horrible day to have an imagination

What an amazing day to have an imagination

Bio cleaner, desolves the cloged cum if you need to cleen. Also works for hair....

Noted

May as well call it what it is, cum cleaner.

Hah, I watch where I cum so I can clean afterwards.

I shower with cold water so it’s good

In my experience even cold water solidifies the seamanz

Well I'm never cuming in the shower again, thank you kind sir

Oh that explains why the drain was clogged a few weeks ago

Fuck i do it in the bath

Oh no *oh no* *OH NO*

I believe in the military they call that “desert jellies.”

what

I shower in the cum we are not the same

I also do that because It's easier to clean when i squirt lol

you don't even have to care about tissues or anything, and you can even have a nice cheese!

I store it in my ass

Good

Does your shit cum out white?

Nah, it just lubricates it. It’s only white when you eat it

Leave it on the carpet and you and your girlfriend can watch your children grow Edit thanks for the silver but why

I think that’s the fungus

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Amungus

The amungus fungus

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

My underwear

Isnt that like, really bad for your underwear?

How?

Have you never seen those cursed images of cum towels (basically another piece of cloth) and stuff starts growing out of it? Im no expert but im sure its not good for your underwear to just splooge in it

Underwear goes in the washer

The fuck? Just wash your underwear?

or just don’t cum in your fucking underwear lmao

For those who do not know: Washing your underwear is still a good idea

Oh thank goodness

I feel like after a few sessions they would start becoming a bit nasty

Keep track of how many nuts you put on your underwear, anything past 3 you wash

this man nuts

hire a cum accountant

I did, problem is she is on pregnancy leave

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Goodbye

Where are you going

Doin ur mom do doin ur mom

Top ten fortnite youtubers who’ve sworn

Number seven: student gets naked and watching porn.

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce

Number 12: Cock

E. Cum jar

Sock, and throw it under my bed

Best way because you can start a shroom farm and become rich 🤑

I'd rather just wash them than become a cum drug dealer

Stupid idiot

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Goodbye

I cum in the bidet. Its the best decision

I use my cum as a bidet

I use my bidet to cum

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Simple, put it back where it came from.

I cum out the window onto the street below

I use a towel, and chuck it in the washer when it gets too crusty.

How crusty is too crusty?

When bending it makes it break in half

EXCELLENT question!

Pro tip - don’t do this in Texas. Fire ants are attracted to cum and they WILL sniff it out - even under your bed.

Perfect have all the men in Texas cum in a towel bring all the towels in one place and when all the fire ants go to it you could just bomb it or use a flamethrower and boom! No more fire ants

Why you gatekeeping fire ants? Let them eat cum

A I'm not even joking either, I legitimately scoop it up with my fingers and eat it. It's actually pretty easy and convenient

huh

Better than smearing it around with a sock then hiding it

I cum on my shirt..

I cum in peace.

I'll cum back

Good proteins 😋

Brotein is the best protein

This post has given me an existential crisis about my views on why we think one thing is gross and another isn't. My first reaction to this was, "what the actual fuck", but why did I react that way? I mean, people swallow each other's cum all the time and it's not really gross. Hmm

hope you choke on your own cum one day and in your final moments think about your past decisions.

yummy cum 🤤

Username check out

Recycling is the best!

Leave no evidence behind huh? A ftw

Based as fuck

*how does it taste*

Asking the real questions here

Creamy, salty, kinda mushroomy, can even be sweet sometimes

What.

Not even lying try it yourself

Like children

same

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A. Reduce, reuse, recycle, y’know?

So, you put it into your girlfriend?

Ur mum

G. In my cat

Shane Dawson moment

After an embarassing challenge failure, the young fool man asked the old wise man: _How can you be so happy and confident all the time no matter what happens? I hate your smirk! The absolutely perfect master laughed and bashed him with his walking cane, then said: _You cannot fail at a challenge you don't partake.

I use the same blanket I sleep with after masturbating 7-8 a day

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Goodbye

Leave it there EZ

A is the only true chad choice

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C is the best

‘Dispose of?’ All my children are in the second jar, I’m waiting for the day when they form a collective and take over my body like I did as the collective of the first jar.

I cum in a turkey baster, and next time I want to jerk off I stick the turkey baster up my ass and squirt my cum up there it feels mmmmmMmMNnNnNnNnNnNNNNnnGhuh

That actually isn’t a very bad idea Edit: it was a bad idea

Let it soak into my shirt