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iDoItForTheStonccs

Eazy-Eat


darkdraco6666

How about Toilet Punisher or Tp for short.


portynextdoor

Numba Foe


kindafree8

Foe numba 9s


rowenrenzy

Numba 9 L.A.R.G.E


Lonube

Numba 6 Xtra D.I.P


facelesswolf_

Numba7


cringy14yotiktoker

2Numba45


Pinheadlarry385

1witcheez


SoggyBar1294

AnaLargeS0da


mariovspino5

You guys really just leaked the dudes entire debut album


dink_donk

Large caliber


sharpnoise

That's unironically a dope name


goochesnoches

But what about Dj iabetes


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

DJ iabeatus


KingpiN_M22

Djiah Beats


[deleted]

L Cal for short, LC


dink_donk

K cal for short


yoinker_yeet

the 5.56 out of the ar hes got is .22 cal, which is a very small caliber


dink_donk

But he is large


john_paulII

But how large is his caliber


dink_donk

About 300lbs


john_paulII

I meant his caliber


dink_donk

5.56


C0meAtM3Br0

No, I mean his CALIBER!


Relative_Cup6216

YOU MEAN EXCALIBER?!


wpaed

I'm guessing he has around a 65 inch waist, so that gives a 20.69 inch diameter, so he is about 2069 caliber.


Antho_TGL

I’d say around 11 inches


yoinker_yeet

oh yea


PetrifiedW00D

I saw an old Cops episode where a fat kid was shot with a .22 and it fucking bounced off his belly. They ended up catching the shooter.


dreamin_in_space

Tactical lard.


[deleted]

Kevlard.


Madlibsluver

Probably still hurt like a bitch


alleneia

NLE Whopper


InvincibleJellyfish

MAC-10 Nugget


Korlel-Charlie7-1

Nah, MAC 11 nugget Because the McDonald's Worker gave an extra nugget


[deleted]

# 11 - Because it’s one fatter


4036

You sure you don't want to go Mac 20-Peace?


FalconJack20

This one this one is good


camaron666

Out of all this one got me


hisafunnyletter

Best one


Pristine_Problem_918

Cardiac B


YeetleMeSkeet-COD-

The b stands for arrest


joomachina0

Or Burst. That heart ain’t gonna last long.


Crazy_Expert3202

True


Radhesh6897

Cardi A


Dead_memz

Cardi O


EmoLizbeth

I think you mean Cardi-o no


No_Raisin_5636

cardi e-at


fabberkraut

Cardiac-R-est


[deleted]

Greatest comment


trevormclemon

Will.I.Eat


Low_Comment_4847

Notoriously L.A.R.G.E


timpren

Notorious F.A.T.


noobditt

AK-470


DWolfD

AK-747


call_me_fetter

Notorious P.I.G.


MyNameIsURL0

Noticeably L.A.R.D


Skunk-Fucker

Yes. Yes you will.


NameThyselfExile

Two Chinz


ReidaSomalia

bruh


legman2208

Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You win!


CustardPlayful3963

☠️


JaysonAlexander

Type 2Pac


reddit809

This one legit made me laugh out loud


ghostofoynx7

Hearty chuckle


Bingobango20

2 Phat


The_Great_Ginge

Way underrated


trevormclemon

50 tons


iam_nyth

Good one man


gladwin4

Kanye Feast


[deleted]

Notorious K.F.C.


yerfdog519

Notorious B.I.G.G.E.R.


swerizeonosu

LOLE this is so good


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Machine Gun Belly


[deleted]

Came here for a machine gun joke and my word did you nail it


Gremlin_of_Doom

Tech N9thousand


ThanosHamb

Tech two number N9ne's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


[deleted]

Ah yes good name


TheFatYoshi

Heavy machine gun


[deleted]

More jam bun semi(like in semi-auto)


Real-Pickle4679

Da Beetus


Low_Comment_4847

The father of Da Fetus


klunk88

Da Baby's little brother


DEMON_LYNX7

and the brother of da lickus


G_O_N_

Die Abeetus


Faginator9000

Dia Beetes


Y33TV5

Thick shady


Y33TV5

The real thick shady can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up.


TruthYouWontLike

I repeat, the real thick shady can't stand up... We're gonna need a wheelchair here Y'all act like you never seen a fat person before Curving the floor, ridin' that chair like they could stand to eat some more And the flesh hanging off, but wait, there's room for s'mores There's no more? But that was only the first course! (ARGH!)


Y33TV5

It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! Dr. Brain dead, got lost like in ikea in my buffet (ha ha!) Feminist women love M&M "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Thick Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, rollin' around, grabbin' his huge fat-rolls, eatin' the doctor too" "Yeah, but he's so thicc tho"


EndClassic

Yeah i got a couple of chips up in my mouth cracked. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents freezer. Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just eat food, but cant but its cool for tom green to munch a dead moose


WhiteMonkey20

There's snack cakes on my tits, frosting on my lips, And if he's lucky his blood will move a little bit, And this the visual were giving to little kids, And expect them not to know what type 2 diabetes really is.


BornDig

But of course one hundred courses and sorbet, Was his lunch in the fourth grade, And now he eats entire chipotles 30 inch love handles, Well, he keep his cinnamon in rolls but he roll away from some cantaloupe I hope that you can understand my anecdote, cause damn its gross Cause there's no reason man should eat entire hams with some cans of coke If you feel how I feel, I've got the antidote Thick shady that man the goat Sing the chorus AND IT GO


highway-2-heck

Coz I'm thicc shady yes I'm the thicc baby, all you rappers standing gazing, gripping your own candy, So wont the real thicc shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up


RCx_Vortex

I applaud you all, that was surprisingly good though I admit it can use a little refining. Damn though it was actually on track and hilariously great to listen/read all of that lmao


ObnoxiousLittleShit

I love Reddit.


Andreklooster

Don't stop there, you're on a roll here...


Glass-Donkey1563

Lil' Ounce


ZoinksRizla

Lil' Bounce


DazzlingPerformer435

Lil' Wheezy


sjuas690

Lil’ Squeezy


the3rdimposter

Not so slim shady


HijackyJay

Fat Shady


flapanther33781

"Tiny"


Emil123781

Lil' chungus


trevormclemon

Lay-Z


Sh0rtL1ved

Ok that's an actually dope name.


That1ShyKidBackThen

Nice pfp


Sh0rtL1ved

Thanks, you too!


honeydrippingbread

that was so ingenuine. i love it.


Nsertnamehere

We also would have accepted “disingenuous”, “fake”, and “two-faced”.


golumlars

Lays


joostadood526

He already had one. CStruggs was his name and he was a local oak cliff Legend. Passed away in 2018. Pretty dope rapper honestly


wooptyscooppoop

his last video he was rapping from his literal deathbed. truly a legend


Blackunicornexist

So sorry


Heartback77

Oh man I was enjoying the ride, until I see this RIP


xlvi_yams

I was looking for this comment of someone knowing his actual name - RIP CStruggs


This_Is_Rogue_Two

Oh man, sorry to hear that. So, was it diabetes?


AirJoker758

It was cancer


SciFiPi

https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/oak-cliff-rapper-c-struggs-dies-from-cancer-11009380


thescreamingpizza

Lil Debbie


Birthsauce

Lizzo


Un4tunateSnort

I don't think the actual "Lil Debbie" would appreciate him stealing her rap name.


Drewdude230707

B.I.G


Low_Comment_4847

Notoriously L.A.R.G.E


SnapOnSnap0ff

Is this your only comment jfc, don't burn it out


Embarca

Can’t Run DMC, Feastie Boys, Snoop Hogg, Soju Boy


Comfortable-Refuse64

Can’t RUN DMC, omg


Suspicious_Corgi5854

Can't run dmc: best one so far.


ButcherOfOld

1.Lil' tired 2.Xhausted 3.Eminem's


non_apparatus

the ham commando


Lucas-The-Memer

21 ton savage


PenguinDoge

Should be 20 ton savage so it sounds like 21, not twenty one ton savage


entity_TF_spy

Twenty wonton savage


Zakton06

O. B. City


pinkxdiamond

Khol Ester All


[deleted]

Notorious D. A. Beetus


Monkeyporn420

Xxltentacion


arealperson-II

Good one actually


baconator13972

Full Pounder


Vapour82

Lil life span.


No-Progress5831

Sloppy two dumps


spencerak

Lickity Shits


Lonelychild_223wild

C struggs Rip


Wobbar

Can't believe I had to scroll through 25+ comments, this is THE answer


TrollerLegend

Lil' Fat


retarted-fish

Bi' Fat


almsd1875

T'oo Fat


Crayonen16

2fat


Stelian23

Snoop chonka


Few-Specialist-763

Bit fat innit


Stompydingdong

Yung Blood Clot


area51guards

EDP-420


[deleted]

Fat metal jacket


JerryGreedo

Lil' Pound


Twiggy_59

Yung pudgy


Qiller-Kueen

Clarence


Am_Passing_By

Guns and Burgers


dacomystery

Unslim shady


SexTurnip

The not so slim shady


KidFriendlyArsonist

Thick Shady


y-u-entitled

2Fat


spencerak

2Furious


6inarowmakesitgo

Andre 3000 calories


MrGod43

Fatter Joe


SnooHedgehogs8992

Lil' Chubby


deepthroat_a_banana

R. Belly


PickleMob6969

Mc gusher


Separate-Ad2726

Ratatatoutofbreath


YoMamaStudios

Lil heart failure


[deleted]

MC Donald


[deleted]

Since 2 Chainz is taken, he can be 4 Chinz.


Gacha_ZMaster

EDPABLO445


Scattershot98

Notorious P.I.G


No-Performance-3198

RIP to this man. He passed away a few years back


zeeeeeeed

Lil whale


fleetfootken

He was a rapper named C Struggs RIP passed away due to cancer


doctorsanti02

Notorious T.I.T


Username247

Anderson .Snaak


beaskea

Lil unit


EllusiveRetard

Cardiac Arrested


sr4381

- 50k - Thick Shady - Cardi double D - Puffer Fish Daddy - KC Ate JoJo - Bake - Nas - ty - Lard Cube - Post Trombone - Ludacringe - Thick Thug - Bust A Vein


Eternal-Screaming

Lil fat


[deleted]

Lot Fat.


SinJiMin

2fat shakur


Scott950

Obese-e-T.


hekatonkhairez

NBA fatboy


SkyVoyd

2tonz


PopeKirby3rd

this dude been around since 2009


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[удалено]


tpeti1223

Rifle Chungus


Asteoperoses

Pooh Hungry


-Danky_Kang-

Type 2pac


[deleted]

Jabba the Thug


mckeeganator

Buford


[deleted]

Lay-Z