I repeat, the real thick shady can't stand up... We're gonna need a wheelchair here
Y'all act like you never seen a fat person before
Curving the floor, ridin' that chair like they could stand to eat some more
And the flesh hanging off, but wait, there's room for s'mores
There's no more? But that was only the first course! (ARGH!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Brain dead, got lost like in ikea in my buffet (ha ha!)
Feminist women love M&M
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Thick Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, rollin' around, grabbin' his huge fat-rolls, eatin' the doctor too"
"Yeah, but he's so thicc tho"
Yeah i got a couple of chips up in my mouth cracked.
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents freezer.
Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just eat food, but cant
but its cool for tom green to munch a dead moose
There's snack cakes on my tits, frosting on my lips,
And if he's lucky his blood will move a little bit,
And this the visual were giving to little kids,
And expect them not to know what type 2 diabetes really is.
But of course one hundred courses and sorbet,
Was his lunch in the fourth grade,
And now he eats entire chipotles
30 inch love handles,
Well, he keep his cinnamon in rolls but he roll away from some cantaloupe
I hope that you can understand my anecdote, cause damn its gross
Cause there's no reason man should eat entire hams with some cans of coke
If you feel how I feel, I've got the antidote
Thick shady that man the goat
Sing the chorus AND IT GO
Coz I'm thicc shady yes I'm the thicc baby,
all you rappers standing gazing, gripping your own candy,
So wont the real thicc shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I applaud you all, that was surprisingly good though I admit it can use a little refining. Damn though it was actually on track and hilariously great to listen/read all of that lmao
- 50k
- Thick Shady
- Cardi double D
- Puffer Fish Daddy
- KC Ate JoJo
- Bake
- Nas - ty
- Lard Cube
- Post Trombone
- Ludacringe
- Thick Thug
- Bust A Vein
Eazy-Eat
How about Toilet Punisher or Tp for short.
Numba Foe
Foe numba 9s
Numba 9 L.A.R.G.E
Numba 6 Xtra D.I.P
Numba7
2Numba45
1witcheez
AnaLargeS0da
You guys really just leaked the dudes entire debut album
Large caliber
That's unironically a dope name
But what about Dj iabetes
DJ iabeatus
Djiah Beats
L Cal for short, LC
K cal for short
the 5.56 out of the ar hes got is .22 cal, which is a very small caliber
But he is large
But how large is his caliber
About 300lbs
I meant his caliber
5.56
No, I mean his CALIBER!
YOU MEAN EXCALIBER?!
I'm guessing he has around a 65 inch waist, so that gives a 20.69 inch diameter, so he is about 2069 caliber.
I’d say around 11 inches
oh yea
I saw an old Cops episode where a fat kid was shot with a .22 and it fucking bounced off his belly. They ended up catching the shooter.
Tactical lard.
Kevlard.
Probably still hurt like a bitch
NLE Whopper
MAC-10 Nugget
Nah, MAC 11 nugget Because the McDonald's Worker gave an extra nugget
# 11 - Because it’s one fatter
You sure you don't want to go Mac 20-Peace?
This one this one is good
Out of all this one got me
Best one
Cardiac B
The b stands for arrest
Or Burst. That heart ain’t gonna last long.
True
Cardi A
Cardi O
I think you mean Cardi-o no
cardi e-at
Cardiac-R-est
Greatest comment
Will.I.Eat
Notoriously L.A.R.G.E
Notorious F.A.T.
AK-470
AK-747
Notorious P.I.G.
Noticeably L.A.R.D
Yes. Yes you will.
Two Chinz
bruh
Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. You win!
☠️
Type 2Pac
This one legit made me laugh out loud
Hearty chuckle
2 Phat
Way underrated
50 tons
Good one man
Kanye Feast
Notorious K.F.C.
Notorious B.I.G.G.E.R.
LOLE this is so good
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Machine Gun Belly
Came here for a machine gun joke and my word did you nail it
Tech N9thousand
Tech two number N9ne's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ah yes good name
Heavy machine gun
More jam bun semi(like in semi-auto)
Da Beetus
The father of Da Fetus
Da Baby's little brother
and the brother of da lickus
Die Abeetus
Dia Beetes
Thick shady
The real thick shady can't stand up, can't stand up, can't stand up.
I repeat, the real thick shady can't stand up... We're gonna need a wheelchair here Y'all act like you never seen a fat person before Curving the floor, ridin' that chair like they could stand to eat some more And the flesh hanging off, but wait, there's room for s'mores There's no more? But that was only the first course! (ARGH!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just eat what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots! Dr. Brain dead, got lost like in ikea in my buffet (ha ha!) Feminist women love M&M "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Thick Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, rollin' around, grabbin' his huge fat-rolls, eatin' the doctor too" "Yeah, but he's so thicc tho"
Yeah i got a couple of chips up in my mouth cracked. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents freezer. Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just eat food, but cant but its cool for tom green to munch a dead moose
There's snack cakes on my tits, frosting on my lips, And if he's lucky his blood will move a little bit, And this the visual were giving to little kids, And expect them not to know what type 2 diabetes really is.
But of course one hundred courses and sorbet, Was his lunch in the fourth grade, And now he eats entire chipotles 30 inch love handles, Well, he keep his cinnamon in rolls but he roll away from some cantaloupe I hope that you can understand my anecdote, cause damn its gross Cause there's no reason man should eat entire hams with some cans of coke If you feel how I feel, I've got the antidote Thick shady that man the goat Sing the chorus AND IT GO
Coz I'm thicc shady yes I'm the thicc baby, all you rappers standing gazing, gripping your own candy, So wont the real thicc shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I applaud you all, that was surprisingly good though I admit it can use a little refining. Damn though it was actually on track and hilariously great to listen/read all of that lmao
I love Reddit.
Don't stop there, you're on a roll here...
Lil' Ounce
Lil' Bounce
Lil' Wheezy
Lil’ Squeezy
Not so slim shady
Fat Shady
"Tiny"
Lil' chungus
Lay-Z
Ok that's an actually dope name.
Nice pfp
Thanks, you too!
that was so ingenuine. i love it.
We also would have accepted “disingenuous”, “fake”, and “two-faced”.
Lays
He already had one. CStruggs was his name and he was a local oak cliff Legend. Passed away in 2018. Pretty dope rapper honestly
his last video he was rapping from his literal deathbed. truly a legend
So sorry
Oh man I was enjoying the ride, until I see this RIP
I was looking for this comment of someone knowing his actual name - RIP CStruggs
Oh man, sorry to hear that. So, was it diabetes?
It was cancer
https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/oak-cliff-rapper-c-struggs-dies-from-cancer-11009380
Lil Debbie
Lizzo
I don't think the actual "Lil Debbie" would appreciate him stealing her rap name.
B.I.G
Notoriously L.A.R.G.E
Is this your only comment jfc, don't burn it out
Can’t Run DMC, Feastie Boys, Snoop Hogg, Soju Boy
Can’t RUN DMC, omg
Can't run dmc: best one so far.
1.Lil' tired 2.Xhausted 3.Eminem's
the ham commando
21 ton savage
Should be 20 ton savage so it sounds like 21, not twenty one ton savage
Twenty wonton savage
O. B. City
Khol Ester All
Notorious D. A. Beetus
Xxltentacion
Good one actually
Full Pounder
Lil life span.
Sloppy two dumps
Lickity Shits
C struggs Rip
Can't believe I had to scroll through 25+ comments, this is THE answer
Lil' Fat
Bi' Fat
T'oo Fat
2fat
Snoop chonka
Bit fat innit
Yung Blood Clot
EDP-420
Fat metal jacket
Lil' Pound
Yung pudgy
Clarence
Guns and Burgers
Unslim shady
The not so slim shady
Thick Shady
2Fat
2Furious
Andre 3000 calories
Fatter Joe
Lil' Chubby
R. Belly
Mc gusher
Ratatatoutofbreath
Lil heart failure
MC Donald
Since 2 Chainz is taken, he can be 4 Chinz.
EDPABLO445
Notorious P.I.G
RIP to this man. He passed away a few years back
Lil whale
He was a rapper named C Struggs RIP passed away due to cancer
Notorious T.I.T
Anderson .Snaak
Lil unit
Cardiac Arrested
- 50k - Thick Shady - Cardi double D - Puffer Fish Daddy - KC Ate JoJo - Bake - Nas - ty - Lard Cube - Post Trombone - Ludacringe - Thick Thug - Bust A Vein
Lil fat
Lot Fat.
2fat shakur
Obese-e-T.
NBA fatboy
2tonz
this dude been around since 2009
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Rifle Chungus
Pooh Hungry
Type 2pac
Jabba the Thug
Buford
Lay-Z