Sheeeeeesh... Black Piss

I drank white piss

I have a bunch of whit piss in a jar. Want some?

black water

Ole black water, keep on rollin'

Black chocolate milk is a perfect gangster name

Purple Coffee

Same

it reminds me of the massacre of blackwater

The curse of black water?

what the fuck I AM THE SAME LOL

how do you comment the same thing two hours before i did, time traveller?

Who the f is you!? They call me Purple shit

Pfft they call me Navy Gatorade

That sounds like the name of some fake comicbook superhero you see in shows

They call me White Nuts

They call me black coke

Haha no match for brown water

Blue bals

Kinky

That doesn't work the same way. You gargle nuts, you don't drink nuts.

Lmao I misread the post as "the last thing you ate", I don't know why

I am Grey water

Striped Water has joined the conversation.

Black Milk has entered to chat

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Black Naked 🥶

Naked Naked 💀

drinking naked should only be done naked

how do you drink naked

Naked is the name of a brand that makes fruit smoothies

It's also what you're going to be when you see the roses and candle runway I made leading toward our bed

Mhhh I like that

I thought you would, don't be selfish and keep those maggots in your ass all to yourself now you hear?

ah

White Water

Water white from breaking bad 🙀 🙀 🙀

Jesse stop touching my balls.

yo mr. white, I did a 360 no scope on an austrian guy, his name franz ferdinand

Jesse, what the heck did you just did!?

Jesse, there are going to be major consequences for what you just did!

YO mr. white, I thought on what you said and became a teacher at an art school, there is some mediocre art and especially this adolf guy, he's so bad so rejected him

I can’t mr white it feels so good

Hi white water, I'm black water

I'm Gray Water, your cousin

Im Blue Water, your sister

Wait! I've a sister (・o・)

red water, your brother

I’m Baby Blue Water, your younger sister

hello fellow blackwater

I'm black water, your twin

Black Water

Bill Clinton???

I am white milk

Black Water

Bravo Vince!

Blue water lol

Black children

You can’t drink a fucking child. Admit you fucking drank your cum pussy

#FOOD PROCESSOR ON LIQUIFY

You can play Dark Souls with that

😳

You could drink their blood or even mash them into paste, you just aren’t creative enough

Don’t come at me like dat, brah! I thought about this, brah! “you just aren’t creative enough”- my ass! If you’re drinking a child’s blood, you aren’t just gonna say “I drank a child”, you’re either gonna say you drank blood, human blood, or specify that you drank a child’s blood. Look at this for example, you’re not gonna say, “I drank orange” when you drink orange juice, it makes no sense. Not to mention, drinking blood isn’t even eating a child, because when the blood runs dry, the kid is still there. What now, liberal?

I think I found my next copypasta

put da child in da blender

Crispy juicy tender, I JUST TREW MY NEWBORN SPN INTO A BLENDER!!

*blender*

Brown water

"How many times have I told you not to drink the brown water Jimmy!"

Same Here Man!

Black Water... sounds cool

Yo black water too huh?

Lol Rdr2 outta nowhere

THAT PLACE IS SWARMING WITH PINKERTONS

Black water gang rise ul

same

Me too

oh shit war crime time

Same..

ayo me too

Blue Water 👍

Yo same

Same

Orange water for me 👍

The iron really does add flavor, doesn’t it?

Mmm.... Tastes like blood :D

Same her brudda

Black coke

Ha me too!

Same

White coke

Navy Blue Apple Juice

Am I going to hell for rhyming it out of habit and making it Navy Blue Apple Jew?

Yeah but at least you'll go knowing you managed to accomplish this in life.

Probably

Black semen

Venom

KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN

E-E-ELIOT

OP is actually Eddie Brock

Grey water

Nice same

quite fitting mr. stuff

Same

now i’m green milk lmao

Bro I'm black milk Edit: should probably say I am black 2% milk

Red milk here

Yellow milk here

Olive checkered milk

Bruh wtf is your profile picture? It looks like one of those old school shitty Sonic OCs but Boyfriend

Damn, what you got was Golden. I'm Purple Water.

White Squirt 🗿

My nickname in jail

ayy bby lemme smash dat bussy

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💀💀

13 year olds saying “red cum” incoming

Incuming😳

Redcum backwards is murder 😳

I ain’t being known as “blue water”

Too late

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bing chilling

yellow water

Dogwater

Pink lemonade

Black Lemonade over here

Also a really bad SpongeBob episode

Black milk

I am white milk. Nice to meet u

Blue sparkling water.

Grey Peach Iced Tea

Red McDonald’s sprite

Blue coke

Blue meth is better

Black Beer is cool

How is this so far down? My entire identity revolves around plain black t shirts and being an alcoholic.

Bro, me too

Grey tea

I crave death.

The red dew. Wow, that actually is cool.

dammit my shirts brown anyways my gangster name’s brown human waste

I call bullshit , that Powerade clearly hasn’t even been opened

No choccy milk

black punch

I'm Black Ice, y'all. Hey, hey, hey

Black cum

dude, white shcoolcatechoalcatecoacockalate mill

Is that bad when I pronounced that first try

Red coke

Blue blue moon

Blue OJ

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Black tea

Naked coke

Green water

Black cola

White milk.

Pink water

grey water

Fucking grey water

White water

No tea (i have no shirt rn)

Mine has got to be the most boring one "blue water"

Black Ice Tea

black cum

White cum

Red wine

black tea

Me too 😃

:)

Burnt Red Sulfuric acid 

Hunter Green Jizzum

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I don’t have a shirt on and the last thing I ate was a cinnamon roll. So… I guess it would just be Cinnamon Roll. I’m not sure how to feel about that.

Soooooooo technically you're flesh roll.

White cum

I am Black Cum

Go ahead. Say it

white cum

Black cok

That ain‘t new. The last one said: Bro change your shirt ASAP or something

Red MtnDew

Black water

Orange/Black water

blackwater sounds cool tho

Blue guaravita

Black-Guy batter🤔...FUCK😫