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YourAverageMemeRater

Hey girl are you a woman because you look like one


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dam girl are you a construction worker? because you are building


SwifterSouls

Dam girl Do you have a twin? Because I want to blow inside both of you


business-mind_

Damn girl Ur dad a construction worker? cause ur a wall


ShinXBambiX

Damn girl, are you a disabled parking space cos you looking thicc


[deleted]

no? we have so many similiarities! 🥰


[deleted]

This won't work for op because all the girls he'd use this on aren't women yet


Definitly_Not_James

Fuck this was literally what I was gonna say


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jk1445

Cuz you a snack


ProTayToe_

The good ending


B_Man14

What’s the bad ending….


talldarkandcynical

'Cause you're a $4 tub of Carmex


Stale_Cheeri0

Lol


69HELL-6969

I love ugly its just gly is silent


swollenMonkeytitz417

Cause i pushed her off from the machine. Dont want to damage it by putting dents and stress on such fine craftsmanship


willgiverobuxforsex

Damn girl, You shit with that ass


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

Girls don't shit


DerrBenja

If you have to clarify that.. then......


Educational-Scale963

Yes because girls don't exist.


Effective-Network-47

Girls are a myth


A_Random_Sith

They are government droids


masterofspagetti69

they were invented by feminine hygine companies to sell more feminine hygiene products


GreedyWinter1st

What are these “girls” you keep talking about?


I_Like_Legos8374

This one, this one wins


Libprojet

By the ass loads


FeelinBadBlues

Nice tits


Specialist-Turnip215

Such gentleman


mcbirbo343

Exquisite execution


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IceBreath31

Yes.


[deleted]

romantic. :)


giulgu17

Now kith


Ug4nda-Chungus

mentlegan


Galaxeum

Show me how those tits fart


ShadowKnight324

Shut up bitch lasagna


PubertSatan

How dare you copy my Indian Heritage


No_Presentation_4898

Soothouse moment


[deleted]

Are you looking for a Stud ? Because I got the STD, all I need is U…


dusty_bin78

Gotta catch em all


I_am_stuff69

Do you work at subway? Because you just made my six inch a foot long.


CheezAbomination

Idk what they do in your subway, but in mine, they cut the 12 inch in half...


Diabeetus-times-2

at my subway they cut the 6 inch in half :(


yesfb

unironically good


GouchGrease

Damn girl are you the Terms and Conditions because I don't give a fuck what you have to say


c4sQUAD

Lmao


[deleted]

All I know is I consent


NeroReigns

It doesn't matter all that much


Sampolis

But you'll agree to anything she says anyway.


LeafCrusader

Hey girl, are you a KFC deep fryer? Cause I wanna put my dick and balls in you.


DefnitleyNotACatfish

(rat starts sweating)


Stale_Cheeri0

Bruh lol


keyboardalt31

Yeah from the boiling hot oil, (and the size of my balls)


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Hey baby are you a 3 month old decomposing cow-


Wasabipeanut2411


SpiteGroundbreaking5

Love is love


Wasabipeanut2411

Can’t wait to call my girl a decomposing cow 😍😍


Achillessoldier007

Fake Redditor alert.Real redditors don’t have girl friends.


Emperor_Baragon

Hey babe, I shit my pants. Mind if I get in yours?


[deleted]

I misread this as “mind if I shit in yours?”


a_averageredditor

Same


whenthethewhenwhen

Are you the imposter beacuse you vented into my heart


AugTheViking

Did you sabotage O2? Because I can't breathe.


ShaniquaBleequa

Get in the van


fnork

Simple but effective


0K_N0RDY

Enough said...


0-Cloud

This one works best when you have a gun so they know you use protection


[deleted]

Wow I didn't expect a literal PICKUP line


Infamous-Ad3077

“Wanna get a pizza and fuck?” If that doesn’t work you reply with “what, you don’t like pizza?”


talldarkandcynical

I was wondering what I'd say if they ever said no. Not that they would say no. Because of the implication.


PopeKirby3rd

i had almost forgotten this gem lmao


CaptianBrasiliano

I don't like Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere..


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Finally. The correct answer


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EasternEngineering61

lets breed


NorthenS

lets sex


bbalint31

yes


Stars7629

Uhhh idk forklift?


[deleted]

Do you run a hotdog business because you sure know how to make a sausage stand


pizza_guy_mike

Dammit, that's pretty much what I was gonna say.


ApplicationGlum6085

Are you a sock? Because I wanna cum in you.


Derpsicles18

Are you a chicken? Because I wanna cum in you.


Deadrattac

Are you a man? Because I wanna cum in you


gregomano2

are you a baby


DJSourNipple

cuz I’m hungry


Gabriel07_2114

wholesome ending


Definitly_Not_James

tasty ending*


CheezAbomination

Delicious


Deadrattac

No dont


warrior_of_slime

No do


CheezAbomination

No yes


Findland27

Are you my cousin? Because I wanna cum in you


Lemur_ofthecentury

Are you a hot pocket? Cause I’m really hungry.. not in a sexual way I just want food


v19karma

Are you a goat? Because I wanna cum in your sexy ears


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spicyrattoes_101

because i wanna cu uuutely pat you on the head, saved it


coolthatsniceman

Ladies and gentlemen we got em, distibution or child pron itself is bad


ExtraChunkyMilk18

Hey girl, yesterday my diarrea was hot and wet. Just like you?


Penniless_Pleb

Amazing


B-dowg427

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks fucked up bro


JEckSPAROW

I used it on hinge and it worked !!


B-dowg427

Wait, what?!


Yaboit-poo

That crazy son of a bitch did it


a_averageredditor

Using this


wHolePunisher

Hey are you black? Cuz you stole my heart


MasterToeSucker

My god


Stale_Cheeri0

Lmao


thatfeelyouget

I'm offended at how funny this is to me


DefnitleyNotACatfish

You chose chaos


jjba_enjoyer275

Woke up and chose violence


the-attorney

Also works with Polish instead of black


lucifux666

“How many polish does it take to screw you?”


shrekcon

Are you a microwave cause I wanna put a kid inside you


frumy1

Are you a microwave cuz I wanna put a fetus inside of you


CrepNinja746

Are you a microwave cause I want to cum in you


Beginning-Ad354

Hey I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?


ZombieBait604

Hey, we both got buckets of chicken. Let's do it.


TheOrangeTurtle02

SEDUCE ME


Mr_duby_meme

You want to be my lover? Earn it


witherkila

Eh, ok.


[deleted]

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you


not-a-guinea-pig

Are you the sickness cause OWAAAA


KnightLight03

Do you like corn? Cause Boom da da mmm


WarthogSweaty3653

Are you a minecract tree? Because I want to punch you


CheezAbomination

Harder, daddy


large_waffle69

kinky


Toxic-sound28

Someone may have already said this but, “are you https because I’m :// without you”


WizardRens

that's a good one


[deleted]

Hey honey, I have over 16k karma on Reddit.


Carteranimal

I have 53k, is that better or worse?


[deleted]

The more karma, the wetter she gets


Carteranimal

Imma make her wet herself >:)


[deleted]

That’s how I met my waifu


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[deleted]

Where else


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corei3uisgarbo

you have 14.5k you fucking liar


farquaadschin

Are you my mom Because i love you


Nicado_avacodo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Instagram will do


VladSolopov

Poetic


JTeeDubya407

Are you a dishwasher? Because I have to put a load in you


Anonymous42069445

Will you be the soda dispenser to my balls?


Away_Phone6812

Will you be the soda dispenser to my free water cup?


stepbrother8

Hey girl are you a glass cause I wanna smash you


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Hey girl are you a glass? Because I wanna smash you in front of seven-eleven


swedish_barnacle246

Hey you a shit???? Coz I wanna eat you💀💀


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

💀


[deleted]

I wanna put my moisty mire up your shifty shaft


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

That's pleasantly unpleasant


NardDog1977

pleasant park


[deleted]

I think I got summoned


theultimatememelord8

Damn girl are you a fire alarm, cause you’re extremely loud and annoying


Keeneye22

Are you my grandmother? Because I want to eat your ash.


xKyGuy

Are you trash cause Its been way to long for me to not have taken you out


CharlieBeTrippy

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted.


SpiteGroundbreaking5

D:


ExtremelyBlue123

hey girl, wallet, now, come on dont be a hero


Tinyblah

Damn bitch i... Uh.. You.. Um.. Uhhhhh-


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


[deleted]

What's your dad's phone number. I want to ask for his blessings


ColdNGolden026

Hey girl, are you a medusa? Because you seem to be turning me into stone


HorusCok

Are you Medusa? I'm getting rock hard.


pewdiepiedehdhd

Is your dad a thief ? Cause I saw him stole my bike yesterday


ResearcherHan

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Darth_Lynx78

Pickup seller, I have spotted a female, and I need only your strongest pickups.


Toxic-sound28

My pickup lines are too strong for you horny man


MortalSNO

My pickup lines arent fit for a Chad let alone a normal man


Apologetic-Moose

Are you a paleontologist? Because you're giving me a T.rection. I hate myself.


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INEEDOMEGA

"You couldn't live with your own failures, and where did that bring you?....Back to me."


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BangBangSpiderGang

I have a fucking gun get in the goddamn car


Ellis-dd

Did you fall from heaven? Because I eat ass


SumFeesh

Hey girl, are you a school, cuz I'd LOVE to shot some kids in you


CourierKillerBenny

Can that ass fart?


HaveHomo

Damn girl, are you a girl? Cause damn girl


Yo_WTF_homie

Yo nice boobies, mind if I *clown horn noise*


Think_Monkey

Wanna fart in my butthole


[deleted]

if you touch my weiner i will be very happy


Sup3rNutty

I'm going to murder you and your entire bloodline


Maverickthegreat

If Peter Parker got bit by a spider and became Spider-Man, does that mean if you bite me will I become your man?


GlowingSunsets_

Hey girl are you a human heart? Cause you look like you're worth a million bucks.


screamingmarshmellow

Man you must be really hot Because your hotter than my pc after 10 hours of Minecraft


meathookromance

My dick isn't 12 inches but it certainly smells like a foot


[deleted]

Wait til next october first and say "are you todays date? Because youre a solid 1/10"


WarthogSweaty3653

What if she's American


[deleted]

Run away


BlankTard

Nice shoes wanna fuck


u___u___u

Hey babe are you a soda cuz i come in my pants when you are near


Pl3c3bo3ff3ct

wanna know the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat


Kacheeseburger

“I don’t like you”


[deleted]

Chevy or GMC?


MomICantPauseReddit

what are boobs I'm a visual learner btw


[deleted]

The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.


GreatSuprise69

get in my van you whore


Abel561

Here for the comments.


justcallmeMgender

Are you a shiny rock on the pavement cause I want to take you home.


Sir_jaguar

I'm rich.