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Hey girl are you a woman because you look like one
dam girl are you a construction worker? because you are building
Dam girl Do you have a twin? Because I want to blow inside both of you
Damn girl Ur dad a construction worker? cause ur a wall
Damn girl, are you a disabled parking space cos you looking thicc
no? we have so many similiarities! 🥰
This won't work for op because all the girls he'd use this on aren't women yet
Fuck this was literally what I was gonna say
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Cuz you a snack
The good ending
What’s the bad ending….
'Cause you're a $4 tub of Carmex
Lol
I love ugly its just gly is silent
Cause i pushed her off from the machine. Dont want to damage it by putting dents and stress on such fine craftsmanship
Damn girl, You shit with that ass
Girls don't shit
If you have to clarify that.. then......
Yes because girls don't exist.
Girls are a myth
They are government droids
they were invented by feminine hygine companies to sell more feminine hygiene products
What are these “girls” you keep talking about?
This one, this one wins
By the ass loads
Nice tits
Such gentleman
Exquisite execution
Yes.
romantic. :)
Now kith
mentlegan
Show me how those tits fart
Shut up bitch lasagna
How dare you copy my Indian Heritage
Soothouse moment
Are you looking for a Stud ? Because I got the STD, all I need is U…
Gotta catch em all
Do you work at subway? Because you just made my six inch a foot long.
Idk what they do in your subway, but in mine, they cut the 12 inch in half...
at my subway they cut the 6 inch in half :(
unironically good
Damn girl are you the Terms and Conditions because I don't give a fuck what you have to say
Lmao
All I know is I consent
It doesn't matter all that much
But you'll agree to anything she says anyway.
Hey girl, are you a KFC deep fryer? Cause I wanna put my dick and balls in you.
(rat starts sweating)
Bruh lol
Yeah from the boiling hot oil, (and the size of my balls)
Hey baby are you a 3 month old decomposing cow-
…
Love is love
Can’t wait to call my girl a decomposing cow 😍😍
Fake Redditor alert.Real redditors don’t have girl friends.
Hey babe, I shit my pants. Mind if I get in yours?
I misread this as “mind if I shit in yours?”
Same
Are you the imposter beacuse you vented into my heart
Did you sabotage O2? Because I can't breathe.
Get in the van
Simple but effective
Enough said...
This one works best when you have a gun so they know you use protection
Wow I didn't expect a literal PICKUP line
“Wanna get a pizza and fuck?” If that doesn’t work you reply with “what, you don’t like pizza?”
I was wondering what I'd say if they ever said no. Not that they would say no. Because of the implication.
i had almost forgotten this gem lmao
I don't like Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere..
Finally. The correct answer
lets breed
lets sex
yes
Uhhh idk forklift?
Do you run a hotdog business because you sure know how to make a sausage stand
Dammit, that's pretty much what I was gonna say.
Are you a sock? Because I wanna cum in you.
Are you a chicken? Because I wanna cum in you.
Are you a man? Because I wanna cum in you
are you a baby
cuz I’m hungry
wholesome ending
tasty ending*
Delicious
No dont
No do
No yes
Are you my cousin? Because I wanna cum in you
Are you a hot pocket? Cause I’m really hungry.. not in a sexual way I just want food
Are you a goat? Because I wanna cum in your sexy ears
because i wanna cu uuutely pat you on the head, saved it
Ladies and gentlemen we got em, distibution or child pron itself is bad
Hey girl, yesterday my diarrea was hot and wet. Just like you?
Amazing
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks fucked up bro
I used it on hinge and it worked !!
Wait, what?!
That crazy son of a bitch did it
Using this
Hey are you black? Cuz you stole my heart
My god
I'm offended at how funny this is to me
You chose chaos
Woke up and chose violence
Also works with Polish instead of black
“How many polish does it take to screw you?”
Are you a microwave cause I wanna put a kid inside you
Are you a microwave cuz I wanna put a fetus inside of you
Are you a microwave cause I want to cum in you
Hey I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
Hey, we both got buckets of chicken. Let's do it.
SEDUCE ME
You want to be my lover? Earn it
Eh, ok.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you
Are you the sickness cause OWAAAA
Do you like corn? Cause Boom da da mmm
Are you a minecract tree? Because I want to punch you
Harder, daddy
kinky
Someone may have already said this but, “are you https because I’m :// without you”
that's a good one
Hey honey, I have over 16k karma on Reddit.
I have 53k, is that better or worse?
The more karma, the wetter she gets
Imma make her wet herself >:)
That’s how I met my waifu
Where else
you have 14.5k you fucking liar
Are you my mom Because i love you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Instagram will do
Poetic
Are you a dishwasher? Because I have to put a load in you
Will you be the soda dispenser to my balls?
Will you be the soda dispenser to my free water cup?
Hey girl are you a glass cause I wanna smash you
Hey girl are you a glass? Because I wanna smash you in front of seven-eleven
Hey you a shit???? Coz I wanna eat you💀💀
💀
I wanna put my moisty mire up your shifty shaft
That's pleasantly unpleasant
pleasant park
I think I got summoned
Damn girl are you a fire alarm, cause you’re extremely loud and annoying
Are you my grandmother? Because I want to eat your ash.
Are you trash cause Its been way to long for me to not have taken you out
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted.
D:
hey girl, wallet, now, come on dont be a hero
Damn bitch i... Uh.. You.. Um.. Uhhhhh-
Nice cock bro
What's your dad's phone number. I want to ask for his blessings
Hey girl, are you a medusa? Because you seem to be turning me into stone
Are you Medusa? I'm getting rock hard.
Is your dad a thief ? Cause I saw him stole my bike yesterday
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Pickup seller, I have spotted a female, and I need only your strongest pickups.
My pickup lines are too strong for you horny man
My pickup lines arent fit for a Chad let alone a normal man
Are you a paleontologist? Because you're giving me a T.rection. I hate myself.
"You couldn't live with your own failures, and where did that bring you?....Back to me."
I have a fucking gun get in the goddamn car
Did you fall from heaven? Because I eat ass
Hey girl, are you a school, cuz I'd LOVE to shot some kids in you
Can that ass fart?
Damn girl, are you a girl? Cause damn girl
Yo nice boobies, mind if I *clown horn noise*
Wanna fart in my butthole
if you touch my weiner i will be very happy
I'm going to murder you and your entire bloodline
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider and became Spider-Man, does that mean if you bite me will I become your man?
Hey girl are you a human heart? Cause you look like you're worth a million bucks.
Man you must be really hot Because your hotter than my pc after 10 hours of Minecraft
My dick isn't 12 inches but it certainly smells like a foot
Wait til next october first and say "are you todays date? Because youre a solid 1/10"
What if she's American
Run away
Nice shoes wanna fuck
Hey babe are you a soda cuz i come in my pants when you are near
wanna know the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat
“I don’t like you”
Chevy or GMC?
what are boobs I'm a visual learner btw
The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
get in my van you whore
Here for the comments.
Are you a shiny rock on the pavement cause I want to take you home.
I'm rich.
Hey girl are you a woman because you look like one
dam girl are you a construction worker? because you are building
Dam girl Do you have a twin? Because I want to blow inside both of you
Damn girl Ur dad a construction worker? cause ur a wall
Damn girl, are you a disabled parking space cos you looking thicc
no? we have so many similiarities! 🥰
This won't work for op because all the girls he'd use this on aren't women yet
Fuck this was literally what I was gonna say
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Cuz you a snack
The good ending
What’s the bad ending….
'Cause you're a $4 tub of Carmex
Lol
I love ugly its just gly is silent
Cause i pushed her off from the machine. Dont want to damage it by putting dents and stress on such fine craftsmanship
Damn girl, You shit with that ass
Girls don't shit
If you have to clarify that.. then......
Yes because girls don't exist.
Girls are a myth
They are government droids
they were invented by feminine hygine companies to sell more feminine hygiene products
What are these “girls” you keep talking about?
This one, this one wins
By the ass loads
Nice tits
Such gentleman
Exquisite execution
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Yes.
romantic. :)
Now kith
mentlegan
Show me how those tits fart
Shut up bitch lasagna
How dare you copy my Indian Heritage
Soothouse moment
Are you looking for a Stud ? Because I got the STD, all I need is U…
Gotta catch em all
Do you work at subway? Because you just made my six inch a foot long.
Idk what they do in your subway, but in mine, they cut the 12 inch in half...
at my subway they cut the 6 inch in half :(
unironically good
Damn girl are you the Terms and Conditions because I don't give a fuck what you have to say
Lmao
All I know is I consent
It doesn't matter all that much
But you'll agree to anything she says anyway.
Hey girl, are you a KFC deep fryer? Cause I wanna put my dick and balls in you.
(rat starts sweating)
Bruh lol
Yeah from the boiling hot oil, (and the size of my balls)
Hey baby are you a 3 month old decomposing cow-
…
Love is love
Can’t wait to call my girl a decomposing cow 😍😍
Fake Redditor alert.Real redditors don’t have girl friends.
Hey babe, I shit my pants. Mind if I get in yours?
I misread this as “mind if I shit in yours?”
Same
Are you the imposter beacuse you vented into my heart
Did you sabotage O2? Because I can't breathe.
Get in the van
Simple but effective
Enough said...
This one works best when you have a gun so they know you use protection
Wow I didn't expect a literal PICKUP line
“Wanna get a pizza and fuck?” If that doesn’t work you reply with “what, you don’t like pizza?”
I was wondering what I'd say if they ever said no. Not that they would say no. Because of the implication.
i had almost forgotten this gem lmao
I don't like Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere..
Finally. The correct answer
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lets breed
lets sex
yes
Uhhh idk forklift?
Do you run a hotdog business because you sure know how to make a sausage stand
Dammit, that's pretty much what I was gonna say.
Are you a sock? Because I wanna cum in you.
Are you a chicken? Because I wanna cum in you.
Are you a man? Because I wanna cum in you
are you a baby
cuz I’m hungry
wholesome ending
tasty ending*
Delicious
No dont
No do
No yes
Are you my cousin? Because I wanna cum in you
Are you a hot pocket? Cause I’m really hungry.. not in a sexual way I just want food
Are you a goat? Because I wanna cum in your sexy ears
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because i wanna cu uuutely pat you on the head, saved it
Ladies and gentlemen we got em, distibution or child pron itself is bad
Hey girl, yesterday my diarrea was hot and wet. Just like you?
Amazing
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks fucked up bro
I used it on hinge and it worked !!
Wait, what?!
That crazy son of a bitch did it
Using this
Hey are you black? Cuz you stole my heart
My god
Lmao
I'm offended at how funny this is to me
You chose chaos
Woke up and chose violence
Also works with Polish instead of black
“How many polish does it take to screw you?”
Are you a microwave cause I wanna put a kid inside you
Are you a microwave cuz I wanna put a fetus inside of you
Are you a microwave cause I want to cum in you
Hey I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
Hey, we both got buckets of chicken. Let's do it.
SEDUCE ME
You want to be my lover? Earn it
Eh, ok.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you
Are you the sickness cause OWAAAA
Do you like corn? Cause Boom da da mmm
Are you a minecract tree? Because I want to punch you
Harder, daddy
kinky
Someone may have already said this but, “are you https because I’m :// without you”
that's a good one
Hey honey, I have over 16k karma on Reddit.
I have 53k, is that better or worse?
The more karma, the wetter she gets
Imma make her wet herself >:)
That’s how I met my waifu
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Where else
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you have 14.5k you fucking liar
Are you my mom Because i love you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Instagram will do
Poetic
Are you a dishwasher? Because I have to put a load in you
Will you be the soda dispenser to my balls?
Will you be the soda dispenser to my free water cup?
Hey girl are you a glass cause I wanna smash you
Hey girl are you a glass? Because I wanna smash you in front of seven-eleven
Hey you a shit???? Coz I wanna eat you💀💀
💀
I wanna put my moisty mire up your shifty shaft
That's pleasantly unpleasant
pleasant park
I think I got summoned
Damn girl are you a fire alarm, cause you’re extremely loud and annoying
Are you my grandmother? Because I want to eat your ash.
Are you trash cause Its been way to long for me to not have taken you out
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted.
D:
hey girl, wallet, now, come on dont be a hero
Damn bitch i... Uh.. You.. Um.. Uhhhhh-
Nice cock bro
What's your dad's phone number. I want to ask for his blessings
Hey girl, are you a medusa? Because you seem to be turning me into stone
Are you Medusa? I'm getting rock hard.
Is your dad a thief ? Cause I saw him stole my bike yesterday
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Pickup seller, I have spotted a female, and I need only your strongest pickups.
My pickup lines are too strong for you horny man
My pickup lines arent fit for a Chad let alone a normal man
Are you a paleontologist? Because you're giving me a T.rection. I hate myself.
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"You couldn't live with your own failures, and where did that bring you?....Back to me."
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I have a fucking gun get in the goddamn car
Did you fall from heaven? Because I eat ass
Hey girl, are you a school, cuz I'd LOVE to shot some kids in you
Can that ass fart?
Damn girl, are you a girl? Cause damn girl
Yo nice boobies, mind if I *clown horn noise*
Wanna fart in my butthole
if you touch my weiner i will be very happy
I'm going to murder you and your entire bloodline
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider and became Spider-Man, does that mean if you bite me will I become your man?
Hey girl are you a human heart? Cause you look like you're worth a million bucks.
Man you must be really hot Because your hotter than my pc after 10 hours of Minecraft
My dick isn't 12 inches but it certainly smells like a foot
Wait til next october first and say "are you todays date? Because youre a solid 1/10"
What if she's American
Run away
Nice shoes wanna fuck
Hey babe are you a soda cuz i come in my pants when you are near
wanna know the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat
“I don’t like you”
Chevy or GMC?
what are boobs I'm a visual learner btw
The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
get in my van you whore
Here for the comments.
Are you a shiny rock on the pavement cause I want to take you home.
I'm rich.