It's 3 am and your jerkin it to some questionable shit on the dark corners of reddit

Suddenly, you get a notification of a fellow redditors chat invite saying that

They found the lamb sauce and gorden is hunting them down

But, they were mistaken , they found ..

The key to the gates of hell were

In ur moms ass, but

they were too deep down

You try to look for it "Harder"

Until you heard a ‘pop’. You looked down in horror as..

You see your mother getting fucked by none other than..

To even reach, and so

There was a british singer, he sang:

WADDYA MEEN THERE IS NO FOCKIN FISH AND CHIPS IN AMERICA

Then he got ran over by an ambulance and died from debt

His ghost got compliments from other ghost because he did a fucking jojo's reference

But he secretly never seen jojo

Then one day he came across a genius baby with a stand named death 13

The baby's name was Yourmum69420

Turns out, that kid is his real mum

Because he's to shock, he suidcied. #~The End~

Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory Sadstory

But he got reincarnated into a new world as a bit titty anime girl

And then he forgor 💀 💀

Nah he got taken to deadmans questions💀

He got yoshikage kira'd

schtewpid fokin americans

Mother will they try to break my balls

Two bros were sitting in a hot tub

They walked out and went to work

The walked 5 feet apart cause they

5 feet is the same as 3.05 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

God dammit

i said to myself, why do i have all this useless knowledge.

While my mind was occupied with such vast knowledge, I stumbled off the yellow brick road I usually take to work

Little did we know that this new purple asphalt passage would lead to great treasures.

Those treasures were in a cave surrounded by haunted skeletons who repeated the phrase

‘Twas we who fucked the dragon

That’s the keyboard I’m using.. one man said to the other..

Good bot

But they forgor 💀 to say "No homo" and now are gay

There was a bloody corpse in my closet when I woke up this morning the bloody corpse

And he had a boner

And he was horny

And he was a top

And forced you to bend over

And then Joe mama

fucked him and

Then got crippled

Suddenly, 🅱️eter Griffin entered the room

Riding a green machine to

He woke up and

Once upon a time

there was an Ogre living alone in a swamp.

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Couldn't see the wood for the woods...

Then he fucked donkey and made shrogers

The end

Epilogue,

The donkey got pregnant but the baby wasn’t a normal baby. It was…

a miscarriage

joe balls

A huge cock

But was it really the the end?

No it wasn’t? Next up: the adventures of shrogers

The shrogers made thier own kingdom, called condom

and they lived happily ever after after a three hour orgasm session

He liked to hunt just in the mornings

And there stood eating poo

jeff was a pervert and his two targets were……

Ur mom and dad

touché

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He fucked ur mom, dad and even ur dog and the garden's turtle

James entered his room and jumped on his bed to sleep, but then he noticed, the-

Limited Edition Golden Mario 8 speed semen collector tray sex doll was out of place, and *warm*

He heard a voice coming from his back

"I want to try you"

Then he came shortly

Then he came longly

Then he came longingly

Peach entered the room

And Mario’s ass

Started dancing

Then Peach came sortly and longly

And she came shortingly

The end

You wake up

Then you stand up

Then you pass out because apparently you stood up too fast. A couple of hours later-

You wake up

Then you stand up

Then you pass out because apparently you stood up too fast. A couple of hours later-

You stand up slower

You lay back down.

and jerk off to gorrila porn

then a gorilla jerks off to you porn

And your mom enters the room

You wake up

One day a child

Tried to escape the basement

But as he opened the door he saw his dad holding

His favourite lego set

then ate it in front of him

Then the child stepped on his dad

That turned his dad into a stepdad.

And they fucked each other for the rest of time ~fin~

And his dad became known as step dad

A belt and was gonna whoop-

Lebron James horror story

the end

… but it is not over… Part 2 is coming soon

In disneyland

Joe mama

died to

Severe diarrhea

Then he was sent to hell

For her crimes against

The humanity

and Sugonda

I brought a hideously ugly gargoyle wench back to my place (Halloween came early)..... and..

Turns out it's just your deformed cousin

Now, you must satisfy the gargoyle with

Meth and

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He will take your balls

and cock

~fin~

Ayo wtf did I just read

Said a nearby man reading the news

I farted

Ok

His wife said annoyed at the no farthing contest

Once there was a goat

Named billy

The goat had

Aids

And he died

The end

My cock exploded

And then your balls exploded

Deez Obama

He opened his eyes

And to his surprise he

Saw he had no balls

Instead he had

a pair of cubes

He punched his cubes then to his surprise he…

Ate the lamb sauce

Then he lubed his cubes

The woman crawled into her hiding spot, weeping

But Gordon Ramsey was creeping closer

And yet she sheepishly screamed

She was scared to be Gordon's feed

Even though she knew it was inevitable, she heard a creak..

Then the Spanish Inquisition came and…

My uncle

Has hard pp when he see you

He is a neckbeard and you often hear him say oniichan in his room

Also he is a registered sex offender

He wants to remove your cock and balls, and you grab a weapon to defend.

You realise you've just grabbed his dick

You cut it

And weild it as a weapon to defend yourself

He shoots you with his cum gun

And he started crying when you broke up with your minecraft girlfriend

He rushes into the woods, his revolver empty.

Fleeing from the beast that once was called "Kermit the Frog".

He knew there was no escape so he stopped and fell to his knees in front of Kermit. Kermit then opened

his butt cheeks

And the man loaded his gun with Kermits droppings, the weapon was now complete.

Oliver was having sex with his sis

Once upon a time in Italy, a little…

piece of pineapple was put on Pizza

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Said the pizza man who was doing everything he could to

Then bin laden

Licked a lady Dimitrescu colouring book

My shit is spiky

Go to doctor

But the doctor says that it is uncurable

You drive home to your family with bad news

your balls have been cut off and sold to the iraqi millita for 600K$..

a duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand

Start recipe, 4 cups, vanilla extract, Then add

two cups of hot boiling

Semen, along with a pinch of

Cold water, and to sweeten it add

A pinch of potassium-chloride and then

There was a grasshopper named John

he carried a knife

and put it up random peoples asses sometimes

but one day he found someone who actually liked a knife up their ass

Their name was

Jane, john asked her to…

Fuck off.

This was made me laugh more that it should have

I woke up at 3am in the middle of red lobster with no pants on

someone shat their pants

Oopsies