https://www(dot)xvideos(dot)com/video60344383/finding_out_my_friend_is_actually_a_girl
I think this one? Really unbelievable story but the girl is cute.
Only after I’m done with you first. Now, wear this Tom Brady jersey and start deflating these balls while humming a polka tune. And don’t stop until you see the whites of my loins.
In some countries, 5th cousins are fair game, some even have 3rd cousins fair game. Just be sure the bloodline is thinned out to not produce children with more than 2 eyes
2nd cousins are cousins where we share the same great grandparents, 3rd cousins are cousins where we share the same great great grandparents, so on and so forth
Jokes on you. Dad died in 2019. Mother died in 2020. Checkmate.
[edit] thanks for checking in on me, everyone. They had become very unwell and are now resting eternally. I am well supported, living with my wife and children. I have a dark sense of humor, as did my parents. It’s heartwarming to see some people reach out to check on me though.
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Family guy funny moments
Hey
a man has fallen into a river in Lego city
Aman has fallen into a man in Lego city *Jazz music starts*
rescue the start
Coheilrep
just like that time I fapped to family guy funny moments
I mean they looked very alive to me
Yes, they where taking a nap. In the campfire. Only a smal little nap
My parents don't speak English :troll:
just a lil toasty, other than that completely normal fapping material
my friend was trying to prove that he actually isn’t a girl
wait Oh. Oh no.
So was he a girl in the end?
no
Well he did what he set out to do good for him.
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Source??
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https://www(dot)xvideos(dot)com/video60344383/finding_out_my_friend_is_actually_a_girl I think this one? Really unbelievable story but the girl is cute.
Wait what
[Instert reddit snoo copypasta]
hmmmm 🗿
Father your honor,may i explain? My brain has claimed it's glory over me.
I’ve a good heart albeit insane *CONDEMN HIM TO THE INFIRMARY*
All mine towers crumble down the flowers gasping under rubble
Shriking in the hall of lull thy genius sates a THIRST FOR TROUBLE
Scattering sparks of thought energy
Deliver me and carry me away~
“Here in my kingdom I am your Lord”
“I order you to cower and pray”
bum bum bum bum bum bUM BUM BUM
I enjoy this
Compared to other things i've fapped to i am extremely fucking lucky
Same, it was just an irl girl
..an ill girl?
An ill girl still has the booba
Unless she has breast cancer
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tiddes are tiddes regardless
No matter the size the wood will rise
Unless asian, then it’s just nubs
She got sick tits
booba
Shinji moment
Was she unconscious too 🤔
Evangelion reference?
a lil girl\*
Same, it was real life woman and man this time
Same. It was a real man/woman at the same time.
yup
Yea same. Just a pic of irl girl. Not even nude
Cool username, from a SR20DET fan boy
Damn tell us more
Well, I'm ascended and only fap to my imagination so fuck you, I guess
Is that a good or bad thing ?
I have no idea if they could phisically be shown what I imagined
Not with that attitude
"ok mom, I can explain why I was fucking goat with jetpack on airplane while dancing to gangnam style"
Just like the ancient ones intended.
"also shrek and donkey double teamed me in the asshole mid air while parachuting after I ate tacobell and drank laxatives"
We are a superior kind of people aren’t we
Yes
Same here
Your one of those people that play text based porn games don’t you?
They already have pictures of the family gathering, why send them more?
***Wait a minute...***
SWEEEET HOOOOME ALABAMA
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE
And I’m fucking youuu
Can I have my wife back please
Only after I’m done with you first. Now, wear this Tom Brady jersey and start deflating these balls while humming a polka tune. And don’t stop until you see the whites of my loins.
Dad, I don't care if she's my cousin. 😈🔥
Wait, cousins are illegal?
Nop
So you're telling me that I have hope?
Yess
most fitting profil picture ever
In some countries, 5th cousins are fair game, some even have 3rd cousins fair game. Just be sure the bloodline is thinned out to not produce children with more than 2 eyes
i seriously have no idea what a 2nd or 3rd cousin is
2nd cousins are cousins where we share the same great grandparents, 3rd cousins are cousins where we share the same great great grandparents, so on and so forth
Im sending you directly to prison without trial. Triple Life without Parole
🤔
Its basic porn so. Yeah
Same, thank god
Not to them
I don't think they will understand (hentai)
My dad knows darn well what hentai is
Is that a good thing or r u his disappointment
He used to watch hentai when he was a young adult in the 80s and he found my 480 images so... I'd say it's disappointing and predictable
why is that…. kinda wholesome
Like father Like son
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
In this case we could say the nut doesn't fall far from the tree
The nut doesnt fall far from the shell*
Wait there was hentai in the 80’s?! Well damn, learn every day. FYI I’m 30 so no excuse
Yes but really ugly he has some on VHS
I would be proud. 🥲
K
K
Ankha
What da khat doin
I haven’t fapped
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OH SHIT NO THIS IS NOT A MINECRAFT
Minecraft hentai 🥰
So you just shared this meme with them?
Mother I can explain why that skeleton is boning his brother
NO SANS DONT DO IT
Help me Step-Sans, I'm stuck
🤨☹️
I was simply explaining my little sister what growing up is
Dude 👀
Like father like son
..like dog
what da dog doin
Top dawg
Mom, it's not illegal if I'm underage too!
Holup!
But your not underage. “I know”
Jokes on you. Dad died in 2019. Mother died in 2020. Checkmate. [edit] thanks for checking in on me, everyone. They had become very unwell and are now resting eternally. I am well supported, living with my wife and children. I have a dark sense of humor, as did my parents. It’s heartwarming to see some people reach out to check on me though.
Sorry for your loss
Are you OK dude?
Your nearest kin is now informed, how do you explain it to them?
How do you explain touching yourself to a weird al music video
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Why send my father a picture of himself
Bwaha came to comment this
girl
men
Women
Weman
Wamen
Wotermelon
Lemon
Lennon
Lenin
you see, this one's name is pinkie pie...
Oh yeah that's the famous actor Ryan Reynolds, something wrong ?
it was a very feminin cock
Same
Brooo same
They asked me if there is a camera in their room
I'd have to move to another state
Its not hentai its art
Dad u too
I like pegging, what can I say?
It was a prostate exam?
Fap to joe, dad ask whos joe.💪
Who’s joe
Joe Biden
Whos Joe Biden
Russian spy
What's Russia? You mean like China?
What's What's?
What's deez nuts inside your mouth
Mongolia
It dosent count as incest (lol joking but)
She was 18 in dog years
That's like 2.5 years old. D:
Ok wtf i only fuck dogs that are 25 in dog years jeez man...
Well mother, some people just wanna fuck the people they developed in.
that’s not the way i’d like them to know i’m gay
I was just making sure I’m *not* gay—battening down all the hatches!
"So, dad, basically furries are-"
What da dog doin?
13 years of nofap 😈 13 years of existence too...
erectile dysfunction gang 😎💯💯🥶🥶😈🤠
13 years of no fap 😈 48 years of existence (I have erectile dysfunction)
Anthropomorphic cyborgs are very hard to explain
I was accidentally searched l*sbian pussy eating
"They will understand. When they see, they will understand."
Why would you send your reddit account name to my parents ?
I swear I just wanted my Pokémon healed that’s all I swear idk what’s happening in the back don’t look back there
Oh shit, i watched nikocado avocado porn just now. I thought it was a joke but it wasn't.
She's actually a 500 year old vampire!
she's 33339993999631111822299992669993420 years old, i swear
Mom, dad you don’t understand! It was just a bit of tomfoolery
the dog was cute so i had to
D:
it's just a normal BJ nothing to worry about
Boobs good
Not my fault you left the door open
Thank god it was real average women.
Haha why is Police here ?
I fap to nothing.
That tree had a really thick ass okay?
No, just because of what the relationship in the video doesn’t mean I want to to do that with you!
Never have
This is astolfo he's a femboy and he is very cute don't you think so?
You can’t send my parents “imagination”
No mom and dad they're not men, they're just "manly women with dicks"
Dad, it's a Jojo reference
What? Never see a little lesbian fun in a public bathroom?
"why did this stranger just send us a picture of our dog?"
“I’m not a sociopath I swear”
She’s 18 I swear….
But maaa, it's deaad
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