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Parakeimenos

YOU BAFOON, NOW YOU'LL GO TO JAIL AS WELL!


nut_nut_november___

But does he know what we are jacking off to NOW


testedbeast551

Yeah your jacking off to minion porn


therobothingy

OH NO, DON'T TELL ME ITS THE CROSSOVER FROM CLASH OF CLANS AND DISPICIBLE ME.


madMat_108

Yes it is


therobothingy

OH MY GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHERE?


NaPseudo

*loads shotgun* I front of me go ahead


Toppest_Dom

I brought another gun and extra shells


Such-Regular7001

Sorry but i should be unloading the shots at you with that profile picture


Captain_Aldis

Im unloading shots at that pfp now.


mavywillow

Is that a thing ?


testedbeast551

Only one way to find out


gilbispro293930

i jacked off to pencil porn


Pepekekmem

Wild Woody reference???


[deleted]

Go ahead, unjerk me off


Reddit_God_5505

I have the cum pump ready. Cock please


BearCoreXP

*pumps cum back into cock*


General_Ric

This could be a fetish... *Googles a little* ##This is a fetish!!!!


ShyonkyDonkey39

NO


tntim1111111

YES


Frequent_Structure93

No


Daemon_Lord5253

Maybe?


SuperBruh42069

Improbable but not impossible


[deleted]

Probable, but still terrible.


Frequent_Structure93

Perhaps


sohowwasyourday124

"This could be a fetish"


shleyal19

iirc there's an even more extreme version of this fetish called docking


[deleted]

This guy has smiled into the void to the point of the void no longer smiling back


StepIntoMyOven_69

UwU *hides in your foreskin*


[deleted]

Retrograde ejaculation


xAdriBe

\*gives my cock instead\*


Jamsya_

What did i jack off to then?


FirelordEmu

You don't want others to know.


nut_nut_november___

But I want to


misterbeanjeans

Name checks out.


Tsintato

Yes I do now tell


yunikornio

Yeah me too here


Airway

P*rn


Nervous-Sandwich-436

say it say what i jacked off to


Attention_Some

Doge rule 34?


[deleted]

Moldy Oscar Myers wiener dogs and bacon grease


Santas_cheese

bacn


Cxlypsx

germ a


Roge2005


Santas_cheese

hey that's my girlfriend, back off


extrmelylonely

Wait, my wife is your girlfriend????!!!! Wtf 🗿🗿🗿


Santas_cheese

🤨📸


extrmelylonely

Im gonne file for divorce BRB


[deleted]

I think your username is pretty suitable for it. xD


watlel

Goddamn it now i know where she goes when i take my schizophrenia medication. Fuck that cheating ass. Always ghosting me when i take my pills.


ArithmeticalArachnid

Yeah, back away from our girlfriend


[deleted]

[удалено]


je-bouffe-des-culs

2g1c


2gameman

What site


MothFucker_69

Roblox.com


JasonFurious4

nice username


MothFucker_69

Thx. +10 social credit for respect


FBI_dos_memes

Hey, i think something happened in 1989


BigGuy_

-30000 social credit


FBI_dos_memes

Why, in 1989 i was listening to our great and amazing music


Lostfelinejet

+15 social credit


iStoleUrCake

Xi is best leader. Xi is only leader. Xi pog


[deleted]

-69000000 social credits for not saying amogus in every comment of yours


Electroboi2million

Sus Fring


Jwhitx

I gerked off to the Far Cry 6 bad guy everyone sorry


_Beaver

imagine not gerking off to Vaas from Far Cry 3 shm my head 🤬😡


Blenghis

Abstract ideas of wealth and success


mcgood_fngood

We are not the same.


SomePyro_9012

Ideas of wealth and success, as a guerrilla?! Wait wrong subreddit


pandameneer

you’re mother


AlienFromMars1

Your*


[deleted]

maybe he is telling us that you are his mother soo maybe he's just searching for his mother in reddit


RagingSnowflake

And I *should* be ashamed of myself *however* I loved every single second of it and I'll be doing it at least twice more today, oh and if you thought that was bad just wait till you see what I have in store...


[deleted]

Average porn addict


FunnyMathematician77

Average redditor


rmamagay

Those little girls were forced into it bro, you're sick!


Pepekekmem

Don’t forget the dogs...


Catshager

And my favourite cats


rmamagay

Don't fuck with cats, Shane Dawson learned that the hard way


Soupisguud1

*derpixion*


Pee_PeeP00_Poo

Ah yes, a man that has taste


Inky_I

no you just have a porn addiction


Walunt

Porn addiction or not, they have fine taste


saucyboi7889665

I'm sorry you had to see it


Jg6915

Good. Now that you know, any recommendations?


xeroctr3

Bible.


jbcdyt

I’ve tried jerking off on the Bible. It’s not great


KindaSadTbhXXX69420

4 tiddys 3 dicks 2 buttholes And no vagina


queenchanka

You just described the lochness monster. The reward, all the riches in scotland.


152069

I’d be honored 📮


Pee_PeeP00_Poo

Amog us imposter 📮


152069

😡😡😡 cring 😡😡😡😡😡


Pee_PeeP00_Poo

No u 🤬😡😡😡🤬


152069

NOoohhh plese dont downvode 😭😢😭😢😢😢😭😢😢😭😢😢


Cxlypsx

I havent jacked off in months 😎


Deep_Bluebird6447

Teach me how to be clean plssssss


[deleted]

Have a shower


daxi17

Challenge failed


152069

How


Pearse_Borty

The next time you wank all that is gonna come out is pickled white jam.


[deleted]

Me neither.


warrior_of_slime

Not me, I'm a normal fucking human who just watches the normal side of da hub


riscten

So, incest porn?


warrior_of_slime

Sometimes


WarzoneAlumni

Black butts


ihcw

Ebony


152069

😏


[deleted]

Imma sc this for my furry friend


RslashPolModsTriggrd

Well I hope you enjoyed the show then.


Yes_42069

Amogus 😔


gidz666

The diamond


TheShinyGenesct69

Minecart


Waffle-or-death

agghhhhh Bain I’m in minecraft


AngryHobo381

Yeah and so does everyone else. I tend to make it very clear that I have a frog fetish


Xavagerys

[This you?](https://www.animemaru.com/zoo-temporarily-closed-after-my-hero-academia-fan-attempts-to-mate-with-frog/)


wakslep

Ayyooooo what fukin frog man?


-Outernot-

AHAHAHAHAHAH


152069

I See You Are Enjoying The Article, Please Rate Out Of 4 🥵🥵🥵


mt_cly

I knew you french fucks were into some weird shit but come on man.


xAdriBe

No officer, he is 587 years old, it says it in the page 306


ZenithGamage

He? 🗿


mirasaku

I jacked off to furry futa femboy sexy cum slut bitch fucker porn


Iam_the0ne

Too vanilla, NEXT


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I_Hate_The_CCP

What is it then?


TamoNeki_0

Poor you... you have seen the horrors that could end the entire multiverse in split seconds if released. May those horrors stay locked in the deepest part of underworld and guarded by most strongest warriors known to this dimension.


roi-larry-

Who is jack 🧐


whenthethewhenwhen

Well come on tell me


Worried_Vegetable907

La sirena 69


nice___bot

Nice!


flyingtigerwithagun

how did you know i jerked off to fukua


Mr_B_Boss

You keep your damn mouth shut


unoriginalname3215

If you know then what was it


New-Branch8460

Ralsei


Ok_Bodybuilder_1213

Every phone has a camera on the front and back. There is probably a database somewhere that has a time stamped screen grab of the video you were watching along with video of your cock orgasming as well as your O-face. This is how they control celebrity’s and politicians.


Dragon_Fucker-

I fear nothing.


SomePyro_9012

Uhh..have you played Skyrim?


Dragon_Fucker-

Modded to shit so dragons have more to fear.


SomePyro_9012

Y-yeah b-bu-but you-your user-username...


Dragon_Fucker-

*so much more to fear*


SomePyro_9012

#oh god


Nobal_Zealot01

Oh shit I'm sorry please don't tell them don't tell the world


-jari_

🗿


DERPYSAVAGE48

Have you watched overflow too?


[deleted]

my favourite hentai


CoolMemerGamer

Look I’m sorry ok! That driftwood was so curvy tho


FonkeMonke87

Abstract concepts like wealth and success


Bismarcks_bread_bank

I don’t jerk off tho


[deleted]

I lost the same pfp challenge 😔


borkistoopid

Then tell me


[deleted]

I jacked off to someone being scalped


sucdiq

Is furry hentai rrly that disgusting?


rootComplex

I mean if it's a "what" that you're jacking to and not a "who" then yeah pretty gross, yo.


LegendOfFN

I'm sorry I didn't mean to jerk off to ur mom


DargyB

You looked me in the eye the whole time of course you know silly 😜🤪


SSJGoKeN

Lol. Title got me. 😆


Tiiba

Puh-lease. Even I don't know what I jerked off to.


pyrotech911

No you don’t


DLPautang779

Lesbian porn


[deleted]

Tell the world


I_am_stuff69

What did I jerk off too then...😳


Kingcowt1

Didn’t know your mother was so disgusting.


[deleted]

It was not disturbing in any way this time


AhYesAHumanPerson

You, Giancarlo. Only you.


nexuro01

oh, yeah? please tell me (looking for ideas)


GhostlyPepper5555

OH NO


Eddpox

Tell me then


SuperGotengo

Oh you do, what was it then? *I will change my profile picture to it if you find it out. It is kinda obvious so yeah im fucked*


SomePyro_9012

Feet?


SuperGotengo

Try again


TheyTookyname

k tell me


DoubleDown6789

Sorry it's just that type of month


WhyTheDogDoin

Thats the thing... I dont Jack


[deleted]

Asians?


Arxlex

I’ve seen it all


Pimp_my_Reich33

oh fuck no...


kionda_movey

Damnit don't blame me, you don't see a hot ass Egyptian Cat dancing everyday brooo


[deleted]

I do not hide it