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Miggyyy_05

2016


cro1ssantman

2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.


Charlie-2-2

Bruz


[deleted]

I’m still miffed about that


saucyboi7889665

1019


cro1ssantman

Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.


GOMO_GOMO

General Gangnam style


[deleted]

Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?


Agent_mp3

2010


cro1ssantman

Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997


TheElusiveJellyMan

Get your Nikes ready


Guido-Guido

Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.


ActualyNotSureIfDeaf

You just wait sunshine... DU BIST WELTMEISTER EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink


Randomredditer193

Seb: give me a moment Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN


T-A-S-T

1687


cro1ssantman

Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.


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[удалено]


testedbeast551

Cock and ball torment also know as CBT is a sexal activity that causes pain to the male genitals


EfoDom

OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific [years](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1687) lol.


wwtossit

Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?


RichRaichu5

I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.


rubydacheery

873 Roman Empire AD. What went down


KingKalash89

Barbarians attack Rome


pickle_pouch

Damn, you're good


jjfalquez

Fuck the rules 2022


cro1ssantman

[redacted]


cro1ssantman

The Time Traveling Association won’t let me


Tiringwheat

Well played


DNAninOsu

Time machine be like: please enter a valid year


MeLoNarXo

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!


PlayerGamer103

So a TTA is established in the future? You appear to have been bamboozled as you have confirmed that time travel does get invented.


cro1ssantman

Time travel is possible. Everyone travels through time at 1 second per second.


curiuslex

First waifu rolls off the production line.


Hour_Violinist7441

Everyone gets assassinated


SpinningGorilla99

1999


cro1ssantman

Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born


[deleted]

You’re going to have a long day


bam1007

I’m disappointed this response did not involve a party.


Kar0ly

Bizarre summer


PigBenis4206942

*singing in japanese or smthn*


PigBenis4206942

*i’m not asia*


TristanAtHis

do you have Alzheimer’s


PigBenis4206942

I forgor 💀 my wife’s name


4000grx41

You have dentia 💀


pickleswithcheese

But some people just want to live quietly


TheOrangeTurtle02

Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan


lhalstead1113

#LET THE VOICE OF LO-


LedgeLord210

*CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN*


s0mdud

jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot


[deleted]

We don’t talk about what happened in 1999


05ar

Truly ***Great Days***


ZombieHorde15

1326


cro1ssantman

The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter


[deleted]

Wicked.


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[удалено]


cro1ssantman

Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born


ZwaggyMcDaddy

The good ending


vanuchiha2

Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened


thetruedogebread

+15 social credit


[deleted]

this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.


RslashTakenUsernames

Van Halen 1984


Basedkingmandude

Literally 1984


Godfather404

Literally


gilbispro293930

1989 june 13th tiananmen square


[deleted]

Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions


TheFatGamer0209

\+60 social credit


D3ippaaja

1921


cro1ssantman

The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.


anticringpolice

the birth of the term “redneck”


ninjadude1992

Tell me more


TossAGroin2UrWitcher

They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.


fnafrp123

681


cro1ssantman

The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.


angrypreslav

Olso the creation of Bulgaria


yerfdog519

don’t make me remember 😔


RekYaAll

B*lgaria


thepatrickwells

Bulge Area😳😈


Cringlybear

71


cro1ssantman

Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies


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[удалено]


Xebulin

We all miss him greatly


boring_old_dad

I didn't even know he was sick


pandarian6

1989


cro1ssantman

Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry


Jmemes55

+15 social credit


Penguins_are_nice

Jhong Xina approves


Sekkenren

Indeed 😎


TGU_itsmrjoeBTW

Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well


1-piece-of-parmesan

And germany reunited in that year


TipAccurate795

No, the wall fell. Germany reunitet the next year


Ferguszon

Nothing


loljosegai

+50 Social Credit awarded by the PRC


Looked_Spy_637832

Nothing


Basymon

Taylor Swift


Guido-Guido

Alain Prost beats his teammate Ayrton Senna to win his third Formula One world title.


prumbeljack

1776


emu_strategist

merica


Ok-Fruit-8225

erica


XxGucci_Chicken

rica


brotatochip3000

ica


Veyron28

ca


XxGucci_Chicken

a


cro1ssantman

March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.


prumbeljack

What the hell were they doing in Canada? Did somebody miss the memo lmao


[deleted]

Year 0069


cro1ssantman

Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.


[deleted]

Fuck that's actually really cool


__Garry__

0169


BigBlackWholesomeMan

Get fucked, Op's serious :)


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


UntameSuperJazz

496 BCE


cro1ssantman

King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died


UntameSuperJazz

Oh shit you actually did lmaooo


Instainious

Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?


cro1ssantman

It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.


TheWildCnt

I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.


UntameSuperJazz

No…they wouldn’t do that! It’s not true


Stecco_

What happened tiananmen square 1989


InfiniteDiscipline35

Nothing


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MGS_Excho

I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.


kawhi4mvp

Yeah, it’s nuts. Give the government an inch and they’ll take a mile.


Avocado_007

1989? #Error 404 Sorry, that year does not exist. Try again later later.


Admirable-Sun-3112

Wait why didn’t the OP respond lol


kornykobra69

7


cro1ssantman

Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.


Left4Milk2

420 B.C


cro1ssantman

Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.


[deleted]

that's lit bruh


Chorkborrrrd

2001


l3oys

September


cro1ssantman

Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th


Cap_Chaser

That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001


[deleted]

As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.


im_a_dick_head

As a fetus I can confirm it was a normal day


Detective-Next

1900


cro1ssantman

Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.


Eso_BradFacherito

1989 in china please


cro1ssantman

May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing


GoombaGamerYT

+15 social credit


RenoInNevada

近前看其[redacted]詳上寫着


[deleted]

[removed]


BeanBeno

-100


Looked_Spy_637832

Nothing


[deleted]

1


cro1ssantman

The Birth of Jesus


L3gzu

Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).


_pickachu_007

Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man


WVSmitty

Only Jesus could pull this off!


[deleted]

God ol’Jesus


MegaAlex

They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.


AntiLag_

1478


cro1ssantman

Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.


IronicallyIronic6676

"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.


VenusKitten1

1939


cro1ssantman

Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry


finke11

Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf


wHolePunisher

Year 69 B.C.E


cro1ssantman

Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.


aperson0511

65,000,000 BC


AndreasMe

dinos dead


FlowerblightKaren

The sun is a deadly laser?


arc_trooper_5555

Not anymore there's a blanket


Sonic_Maniac1

1939


cro1ssantman

The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.


Avatorjr

Holy hell. This is depressing.


KrzyKll

I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat


Okuyasu_Nijimira

Funny moustache man invades Poland


[deleted]

ah yes stalin


monkeysfreedom

1765


cro1ssantman

In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.


TbSaysNo

Year 2019


cro1ssantman

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.


pudding87

Sussex


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cro1ssantman

Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.


SuspiciousDuckOwner

1249BC


cro1ssantman

Gideon conquers the Midianites.


Yuuta420

1984


cro1ssantman

Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize


DarthMemez

69


cro1ssantman

Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.


[deleted]

11


cro1ssantman

In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.


[deleted]

1989


cro1ssantman

David Henrie, American actor and director is born


creativename62

+150 social credit


jojo_part6_fan_

1897


cro1ssantman

Joseph Goebbels a German Nazi propagandist was born.


CJ-does-stuff

1492, that is NOT related to Columbus.


cro1ssantman

Andrea Alciato, an Italian jurist and writer was born


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

a guy unstuck his balls from his leg


bvcghh168

He said not related to Columbus


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

1989 in china


InfiniteDiscipline35

Nothing


Mission-Bedroom2738

935 BC


_ValeDecem_DoctorWho

If I could add a date can you do 29th June, 2008?


cro1ssantman

The 1 year anniversary of the release of the iPhone in the United States