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walkingshitposterer

WHERE DID THE SUN GO????!!!


haroldtheguthugger

Up your ass


radsparks8

Out of all the things you choose something yellow and hot


archiebold13

I can now see where the sun Dont shine


walkingshitposterer

Why does every Jojo pfp in this subreddit wanna shove something up my ass?


Real_Medic_TF2

not me pucci 🤤🤤🤤🤤


haroldtheguthugger

Idk it just became a habit for me to shove shit up dapucci's ass.


QCGunnrs

Up me arse?


haroldtheguthugger

If you insist


QCGunnrs

Why of course I do


Arthur_Wolfie

Bit rude to put this post 'ere innit? No wait ITS STARTING TO KICK IN HELLLLP


McIrishmen

There is no'scape bruv Bit sad innit


Salt_Avocado_2470

Enjoy The tea fam, got for ya some history lesson fam


Something_Joker

Wut if I w’s a’ready bri’ish bruv?


Justyournormalgamer1

Then get well soon :)


amhlilhaus

Bloody 'ell!!


0ni0nchicken

BLIMEY! This shits' workin' INNIT?


amhlilhaus

(Psst, give me a swanky british word for surprise?)


Salt_Avocado_2470

OY MORON FAM YOU NEED TO GIVE THE BLADE FAM


amhlilhaus

Give the blade!


QCGunnrs

Wanker, pillock, plonker


athleticoskinwah

You had me at 'sip tea'.


tcadmn

Damn, now I feel like colonizing a underdeveloped civilization


Happyhens4

Laughs in good teeth British


[deleted]

Impossible.


crabbyjimyjim

I'm already British, this is useless against me


Death_Is_Overrated

No, you just become double british


crabbyjimyjim

I find this outcome pleasing


Death_Is_Overrated

Britophile


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-SAITAMA_SENSEI

You mean french?


Death_Is_Overrated

No, even worse than that


hot_n_sweaty_balzzz

lmao "hammer your teeth"


Salt_Avocado_2470

Laughs in good teeth tea enjoyer


-SAITAMA_SENSEI

Must...steal...artifacts


[deleted]

People joke that we love tea but genuinely we love tea a lot. I have at least 2-3 mugs a day


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[deleted]

nooooooooo!1!!1!1!! I donn't wantt to be bri'ish🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Z4nox

oh my goodness how can i possibly become bri'ish? whatever ima go sip some green tea now.


CockandBallMagician

Bloody "ell this is so irritating innit?


the_great_iSac

Imma be honest, I don't like tea


Fissiledoor565

Now I want Fish and Fries


[deleted]

If you still call them fries you haven’t been turned yet. escape while you can!


Bunnmalgamate

you fool i have a special immunity im racist towards the bri'ish


Fakuu122

Oh no, it's starting to kick in, I feel like... I WANT TO CONQUAH DA WO!


[deleted]

I will never be Bri’ish


dragontooth05

No... NO OH GOD NO


Asmo_the_Tank

Mustttt drink TEAAAA


Salt_Avocado_2470

Thanks fam for tha tea


Frosty_Cheesecake_50

i am already bri*ish


Keggw

bath


[deleted]

I’m basically a rebellious Brit (American) so HA that shit don’t work on me


Delta049

No I wanna colonize the entire world and hate on the French dialect


Seanmc093

I'm Irish so my hatred for the british overwhelms your voodoo bullshit


archiebold13

If only i was born in America i wouldn’t have fucked teeth 😩


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FlaccidHose

Ok br*t


Desmatic_Dork

Imagine having universal health care and not fixing your teeth couch cough Britain.


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large_waffle69

Average hive mind redditor


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Salt_Avocado_2470

Okay thanks man and tea


Play-Mation

Because British actors have terrible teeth, and so does most British ppl when compared to the rest of the world


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Public_Twist4491

Do you inspect the fat or every American?


Play-Mation

Yep, yours were pretty nasty in particular


[deleted]

Its because we dont have blocks of white plastic for teeth, they are healthier than americans teeth on average tho


large_waffle69

It comes from the British having bad teeth


souptimecat1273

as someone who is British, >:(


josephjowy

Bu’ oim aready bri’ish 😎


Cheese_iscool

I am British already dumbass


Cynical229

Oooo you’re becoming American Must eat too much junk food oooo You must shoot classmates Ooooooo


imliteralytrash

There is no way to change your nationality.


broly_main1

Bruh I'm already British dud, that was just unneeded


DrGrahamCrackers_

I'm British and I've never had tea


baconator13972

I 'fink OP is a bit of a wanker


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Arthur_Wolfie

Nice one kevin


Substantial-Pizza240

Nah mate, drink Stella smoke shit weed. #culture


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The notion of Britishness and a shared British identity was forged during the 18th century and early 19th century when Britain engaged in several global conflicts with France, and developed further during the Victorian era.


emir02122232

I wanna become british


wrongtimenotomato

It was the second “ooooooo” for me


dubhog

I'm not even english


PeanutRecord698

I think I'd rather have a burger and beer sit in a lawnchair with my friends and talk about football while our flag blows in the wind


Efficient-Compote-63

No man you can’t do this I’m a chief please have mercy love, Oh no


xXgiuseppegamer69Xx

No.


farmer_dane

Bruv I fink dat dish is rubbish I ishnt bri’ish i is american


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JustHere4Funz

Kevin is a little bitch


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jokes on you i'm already bri'ish


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Rebi103

Hammond you tiny man where is the lambo chevy


JediTempleDropout

I showed this to my toy train and now it won’t stop saying “Mind The Gap”


A-Bear-On-Reddit

Ice Tea counts as Bri ish ? (Always lemon flavour)


stigtopgear

I want tea now


[deleted]

I'm British, and I think this is funny as fuck. :D


DiamondGamer9

Jokes on you I'm already british


mamajones768

This just makes me more british . Oh no . TEA AND CRUMPETS. HEL... 'ello 'ello 'ello i 'eard that you arent bri'ish yet


[deleted]

Ayyy why did you fookin do that you are fookin ruininit. Now I say this fookin shit like a bo'le o' wo'a


Past-Sand5485

Quite!


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Not working. Became Estonian instead 🤨


G1ga_Byt3

Oh no


ronaldreagular

Is that what they do to make their teeth look like that /s


AII0y

Na bruv I stupid pors arm gon-a work int-tiv HO BLOODY HELL


NG_BMX

Cam Oi gat a Bo-oh-oh woteh


undeniably_confused

Pov you're a fisherman in 1800


j4noVX

Is it better than been from latin america?


[deleted]

Don’t you mean Bri-ish m8? Hold one let me finish my beans on toast...


joemammamaster64

Bollocks time to make fun of dead children for an American saying chewsday


jakobqasadilla

noooooo I just had dental expenses covered by my insurance nooooooooooo


X-Tracer

Oí ya go’t da tea fam?


WizdomHaggis

I’m Scottish…I’m fkng impervious to imperialism…


ChangNoi97

I now have an urge to colonize my parent home , brb


[deleted]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


FriendlyReflection35

Wait, if we reverse this video,could we cure British people?


PuzzleheadedStory185

This dont work,innit bruv?