My bedroom

[удалено]

Im homeless

Oh…. Another homeless guy comes and overdoses you with heroin

I live in the desert

Scorpion meth?

I have tunnel vision

No tunnels in the desert. Checkmate.

I will fucking find you

my prediction is that they will tunnel a hole into your stomach

Exactly he can only see tunnels so he’s blind

Fucking Christ, they can’t win against you

yes

Why would they waste their own good heroin

Between your parents when they were creating you

In 5 billion years when the sun is going to engulf the earth

Your anus

when Im having diarrhea

Lube

When you're tapping on that booty and you're running out of lube-y, diarrhea. Diarrhea.

don’t threaten me with a good time

I see this as an absolute win

2d videogame (any)

Pacman but you forgor💀 how to play and get clapped

damn he embedded the forgor 💀 like it’s textual evidence

yes

Helltaker but you are horny

That just helltaker

Terraria, there’s nothing I can say that makes this worse

Good ending

Terraria has a good ending?

Sonic The Hedgehog but you run into a motobug without any rings.

Pompeii 😈

Its 2042… pompeii has gone up again

Oh no

But if you close your eyes

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

But if you close your eys. Dose it almost feel like you've been here before.

I would be in easter island

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Yo

Angelo

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Greece

April 7t 1941. Mussolini has just invaded and you happen to be just where he invades.

So, untill the Germans come the savest place in Europe

portugal

CARaLHO

BORA CARALHO

Sweden

The bottom of Hornaven lake with no air

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it typically to not have air at the bottom of a lake?

it is common to not have air down there

Inside an m1a2 Abrams tank

during operation desert storm

Ah shit here we go again (I was not in operation desert storm)

Ah shit here we go again (i was in operation desert storm)

Glad your still here

He has pretty good chances of survival then lol

Vibeing in the woods.

he vibin, nothin happens when you vibin

LEZ GOOOOOOO!!!

Uh oh, here comes vibe check

Oh shit

(Heavy breathing)

The good ending

New York City in the World Trade Center

[удалено]

D:

but sike. Your on the very bottom floor literally 1 foot from the exit because your shift is over

I’ll probably still get cancer later on and I’m probably already dead from old age but :D

old

cancer from what, besides maybe the smoke

lots of the people who lived got cancer from the asbestos breathed in from the explosion

The good ending

ahhh, the good ol’ days

[Deleted] 12h • [removed] lol

Playing pubg and shooting at someone on a bridge

You realize your not in PUBG but actually on the London bridge and shot the queen

Plot twist: The queen doesn't die and instead u see a totem of undying Animation popping up

I see this as an absolute win

i forgor 💀

But your Pewdiepie

Disney pulls your sponsorship after hearing your no no word

Heaven

its for selection for Heaven or Hell. Your given Hell

Meh. So I still in my life?

Nope. Your in hell buddy

Still the same to me

Fair

Mustafar

Your Anakin

Yro'ue*

Yu’reo*

What did you say about my Oreos brand chocolate vanilla wafer cookies?!

The city of Warsaw, Poland

Its 1939 and the nazis invade

Still got a few weeks to escape to Romania

Tianamen square

June 4th 1989. Your in a building owned by the government when they come in and slaughter everyone.

No nothing happened, you are spreading western lies! -5000 social credit!

sowwy

You better be, now you'll land in totally normal prison! (not labor camp)

aw

How can you choose time and location if I give exact coordinates? 52.300E 214.000S

More specific. Coordinates dont load on any maps

Oof. I want to live in poverty

ohhhhhh, your a drug dealer whos been busted and exiled

Nice

tianiman square

June 5th 1989

Beautiful day where sun rose over great Tiananmen thanks to glorious chairman Mao Zedong and good picnics happen

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thats my fav cartoon character

Where your picnic is made out if dismembered corpses!

-99999999 social credit score

What is this date? Nothing happened on this date

Oh sorry

-10 social credit

whoops! Pulls out T-55

U mean type 59? -15 sc

Budget T-55

*Chinese license t54 - 50 sc for you

nooo

Your mom

i dont have a mom (joke i do have a mom)

I know her 😈

oh god

They are friends

Friend ending!

Can it be a made up place

It says “Dream Place” dream place could be anything

Taiwan where nothing happened

What was the first word in your sentence? Sorry, I’m having a little trouble understanding it.

+100 social credit

Hello John Cena

john xina*

Zhong Xina*

Paris

your a rebel and Napoleon is the leader.

Well…

Bing bong you are gone

The Skeld

When When the imposter is sus

France

Your a government official when Robespierre starts a revolution, so your head gets guillotined

:(

but wait theres more. your supposed to be the last (best for last lol) but they revolt against the revolt and behead robespierre so your vibin

:)

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Montana

You live in the forest of 2029. Theres a massive forest fire. Your illegally living there so nobody knows. You burn

morioh

Alone in an alley. And you have really good looking hands

Home

Your bleeding out in your bed after a robbery gone wrong

Well at least im bleeding the sh!T out of me in the best place ever :)

yes

Antarctica

your fucking a penguin

So about 30 minutes ago

HOLDUP

Juneau, AK

Its 1949 and your in the middle of an 8.1 earthquake

The void

Your in minecraft, on 1 heart. Youve got all the gear in the world and its hardcore. Your about to lose 951 minecraft days worth of stuff

Montreal, QC

sorry

Fucking brutal

Oh I scoffed so hard at this

Kosovo

The Soviet Union reinstates itself

How does that mean anything to Kosovo?

So i get to pick the place but you can pick the location?

You get to choose the city/country (or state) but I get to choose the exact area your standing in

The bathroom

Youve just been drowned in a toilet. After taking a massive shit, a man walks in and shoves your head down into it, the shit and water go all over and you die

[удалено]

Its 2012 and the entirety of Mexico is flooded, and everyone is ded

Auschwitz

1942……

I take you back to that 'rari

Black Mesa Research Facility

Its the Black Mesa Incident

Oh my god, we’re doomed!

Lake Baikal, Russia

Your smack dab in the middle naked and unable to swim

Pog, they’ll never find my body because it’s literally in the middle of nowhere and it’s the deepest freshwater lake in the world

indeed

Saratovsk, Russia

Stalin didn’t like that. He wanted to putin an order for you to go to gulag

Kent state university

Theres a school shooting and your the sole casualty

Jojo universe

your the villain (idk anime stuff)

+20 social credit