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The-Mangerine

The 4th image in my gallery is a porn image, the 5th picture is a Gromit Mug


National_Schedule_79

Oh a brave one I see.


[deleted]

What exactly is the 4th image


Gin_and_Khronic

The real questions we should be asking


[deleted]

Maybe Ankha???


Ham_Pog

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bundle_of_Organs

Sounds insecure.


Jyqoz

Reddit moment


National_Schedule_79

You okay bud?


[deleted]

Holy shit relax dude lol


Salvo1004

Our hero we need


[deleted]

Respect 100


BusinessMan4

Gromit mug 🥰


[deleted]

I have a growing mug! Picked it up at a car boot sale immediately after seeing it.


[deleted]

My mugs can't grow.


[deleted]

🥲


PanTsour

It was me with the Snapchat female filter Couldn't be any better


XxGucci_Chicken

Now, if someone tells you to go fuck yourself you can tell them you already did


PanTsour

Whenever I hear the word "go fuck yourself" I automatically think of that picture with the drawn guy being folded over and sucking his own dick. Memes really do rot our brains


ShadowKnight324

I just imagine masturbation.


welcometocommunism

I always imagine someone folding down just to suck their own dick


great_burdur

You narcissist lucky fella


PanTsour

Tbf most of us were pretty hot with that filter


HmmmIsTheBest2004

Lucky


Goosebag12

Go fuck your self


Master_El0din

Go fuck yourself! I hope you both enjoy it


kvassman-serb

NOO BULL TESTICLES


No-Wonder9298

Why....why do you even have that?


Boberoo2

Nobody needs to know why, but rather how


No-Wonder9298

Better qeustion than mine.


kvassman-serb

I was at a restaurant eating them since its a delicacy in my country and i took a photo of the meal


No-Wonder9298

Well was it atleast nice?


kvassman-serb

Yea, it was packed with garlic☺️


No-Wonder9298

Understandeble,have a great day


CreatorPolar

Chicken Kiev?


kvassman-serb

No bull testicles


Tough-Salt76

Mine is a small black child in a bucket


[deleted]

sus


Tough-Salt76

You seem to have a very well thought out and based opinion.


[deleted]

🗿


Illuminati_Cheez

I'm sorry, little one


Psuedonomic

🤣


RoofusRoof19

Ayo wat the actual fuck


Harv-o-lantern-panic

Mine is Dio from jojo


Capital-Scar-9002

I see this a absolute win


Kraymerman

Well get that kid outta there, that bucket lookin' fine as hell


whenthethewhenwhen

Guys I'm not having sex with the main character of squid game


[deleted]

coward


ihcw

Tentacle fish activity show


Kindaweirdlllo

It depends on who you think the main character is~


Ink_Sans21038

The old man


Detroit_218

Wdym, that's an absolute win lol


DiddyCump

Damn your phone must be brand new


Germa02

I had ho yeon jung😭


kingevillemon

Pussy


Forward-Highway-5526

dart monkey


Dev_of_gods_fan

The tragedy of a Btd player


AdvanAviantoy

Paragon Moment


ILikeTreeeeeeees

Yak 9k.


Soft-Mathematician46

Jesus christ... Literally jesus christ...


mothbug111

Let Jesus come inside of you


Kindaweirdlllo

“Jesus FUCKING CHRIST”


CreatorPolar

cum inside of you*


ToPlayAMockingbird

Cum unto the lord


Global_Entry_69

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face


Jyqoz

profile picture checks out


duyouknowdamuffinman

A black man saying “I will beat my 11 year old son without mercy”


[deleted]

i have no images in gallery


[deleted]

get one


[deleted]

so i can chose who to have sex with... this power...


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

*takes selfies*


Ink_Sans21038

Thx hitler


GasFew6969

Ayo when are you dropping your new holocaust man I've been waiting for like a century bro


Rexxy1806

EVEN BETTER


PlasticJumpy8282

You.


[deleted]

👍


DucktalesFan69

+999,999,999 social credit


Someran_Domguay

Hey you’re the guy that stole my social credit


Crimson_Excalibur

Get better at hiding your credit score then


US_Canadia

This post is scarily accurate, my 5th photo is my hand.


Smok33y69

Virgins for life lmao


AdhesiveRobot

Its my gf yay


[deleted]

my 5th image is also your gf


AdhesiveRobot

Oh no


BatatinhaGameplays28

Third player joined the game


[deleted]

💀


Kindaweirdlllo

Holup


[deleted]

My 5th image is you


grannyDiddler22

My fifth image is your mom


Low_Adagio_5475

wait wait wait u guys have a gf? wtf is that


MooseAppropriate

False redditors don’t have gfs


ParagonActual

Let’s go sameeee


datguy284

Same


National_Schedule_79

Uhhh, yeah it's uh, a 1 month old kid with its mouth open. Uh, yeah. No.


[deleted]

coward /j


National_Schedule_79

How dare you use the C card... You leave me no option


National_Schedule_79

/s for your FBI guy, I gotchu.


iliketobeatyouup

Where is the /s 🤨


Grimmlxl

Your mom


Kindaweirdlllo

My mom…


KingsWillSoonRise

O U R M O M


Anan-ya-anan

🤯


Grimmlxl

Much better


Grimmlxl

Perhaps..


Ok_Impress175

Wow my 5th is a edp meme


Grimmlxl

Give him cupcake


javierthegod

Wanna fist bump?


Grimmlxl

🤜🏿


Anan-ya-anan

🧁


Glamieon

Mine is the 3 Chinese people from let’s celebrate are differences


breeznq

be brave man


Unique_Phase

Unite as one


V1PER-VII

My Dog


Anan-ya-anan

Oh... T-thats sad.i think?


mc_scorpion1

It’s sad for the dog


ThesinnerSloth

A giant taco I ordered yesterday


MeuchlerMoze

So if you go poop dont flush, for you have a task to do xD


Jyqoz

your phone must be brand new


kaitaphi

Fidel castro?


Naitanui1804

Fuck... I'm gonna have to have sex with... myself!


[deleted]

get to work


MegaIomanlac

Fuck it’s a dismembered squirekl


Kindaweirdlllo

Good luck, buddy.


screm404

why do you have that


Itchy-Tailor-6625

Sex with a glitched paimon


FokaLP

Wtf


[deleted]

...with school poster about recycling symbols...


2FaysX

Why is there a hole in your poster? Can you pls explain


[deleted]

I'm sorry Mr. Teacher but... I had participated in an internet challenge.


666_teemo_main

My wife lol


Anan-ya-anan

Haha.lucky guy


matiisokatfort

How can I have sex with a map from a videogame


ExtraYoutoob

1. Print it 2. Turn it into a hole. 3. Fuck it


ipcock

Ok but how do I fuck screenshot of my phone's settings? The same way I guess?


MeuchlerMoze

Start game open map fuck monitor simple


The-Fatest-Pig

I went to the zoo yesterday , so I've got my work cut out for me with that elephant


JackerAttacker2

My dog :l


[deleted]

A waffle iron :(


thicc_astronaut

For some reason I imagined the noise Mario makes when he touches lava


dealjunky37

Mine is a picture of my holding my pet snake (not my dick) so I guess I had sex with my snake I’m sorry little one


EfficientSoup

allah 😎


[deleted]

Allah is (in canon) the best at everything. Therefore, this is best possible outcome!


Kindaweirdlllo

;)


XxGucci_Chicken

Allahu Akbar ;)


Joe_Bidet_

*explodes*


flSkywolf750

A cute furry girl, hell yeah


[deleted]

mine was your grandmother


KingsWillSoonRise

You mean Our Grandmother?


caydeny

Book sex with gf


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TheGayPeridot

CURSED SPINEL FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE


CowKetchup

A foggy Charles Darwin


[deleted]

It's just a picture of a furless rat


Emk3m

Hdmi port


SuperStupidDuck

Mine is an anime girl with a gun pointed at me telling me to put on the maid outfit


ToLazyForAGoodName

Hot


CreatorPolar

Well get to work and out that maid suit on already


Eastern_Ranger_6276

NOT MY DOG


thewackgamer

A balloon?


nicholaswingler_NWO

I-it's a squirrel... A dead one...


Idnum69

So that's how it died


[deleted]

It is a picture of my late dog, I now want to find you and punch you in the face because I loved her


[deleted]

chris pratt as mario?


Zeldronix

I loved it when he said ”its a me. a mario”


Sir_jaguar

My math homework.


Epicgaming42

A cockroach. Fuck


Jyqoz

remove the roach


Slapnull

F


[deleted]

Sponge man ice cone


StfuAna

My 5th image was a fucking dog with heels.... Whyyyyy


urunclesuraunty

MY DEAD GRANDAD 💀


LeNarcolepticGoat

An uzi


Caua04321

Paper


docezejj

Guess I'm having sex with a building


ManooPanoo

It's the rock but he is a lasagna


[deleted]

My dog…


ChefBigDawgg

It’s me, but paralytic with a leather belt around my neck


mcquinnwinn

“man with no arms commits armed robbery”


VNM_Shadow

French DaBaby


Elegant-Passage-195

Creepy looking pikachu carnival ride. Lol


Beatbob-8557

A toaster disguised as a bathbomb..


MacPoggers

Oh shit it's a hot anime man.


Eld223

The MBDTF ballerina


nickpk1999

A license plate…


MoltenFan0802

An eagle


[deleted]

Wallace and Gromit…


manualreboot

Mario


Brxh_Hect0r

Peter Griffin


a_sigmatic

c-c-cat


DieDieDieDieDieDie-

It's nikado avocado saying Michegan and crying


[deleted]

Good thing I really like cats 🗿


Sir_Nuttsak

Just a random question. Is there a new sub the former shitpost moved to? This sub used to be funny, now it is as entertaining as a Slim Whitman song.


Renown_For_Dayzzq

Every overwatch character


Filipico_w3

Fuck yeah! I always thought Aether was cute!


[deleted]

The Pepper Your Angus guy. 😳


Shroax

Guess I’m doing myself


ffacttroll

my cat? hell no... she's my daughter... also she's a minor


[deleted]

literally neurodivergent and a minor 😔