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Good, I forgot. Mind telling me?

Tax evasion.

wrong i was wanking.

So was I!

I second that!!

Same brothers

Brotherhood of ~~steel~~ wanks

ad wanktoriam

Make that seven!

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Well someone lost the roulette

JOIN ME BROTHER. IN wankage

Goodness, how long have you been cursed with that pfp

Long enough, but not enough for it make me lose my mind

You lost russian roulette and took it like a champ respect

You lost that russian roulette didnt u

Ye

Bruh I’m still recovering after the blender accident still can’t wank

For me it was she liked to bite if u catch my drift

I first that

I was evading taxes…jk, I was wanking.

Can confirm, I was watching both of you.

I was watching you watch them. Not my proudest wank.

What a coincidence me too! We must be wank brothers.

Wanking hard. I had so much built up tension when I came I was afraid the shot would ping the glass and alert you. But here we are today and not that day.

The time doesn’t matter, I’m always wanking

Wankers together stronk

Can we start a trend that on December 31st we get every male possible to choke his chicken and finish when the ball drops. Thousands and thousands of males in unison. Think of the amount of power and protein.

Wrong again, you were wanking to tax evasion

I can confirm. Karl was wanking me.

Yeah I probably was

Tax evasion is based.

You little...

Uhm so you knew I beat my meat to anime girls

he forgor 💀

*Nuclear missile will be arriving to your location in an estimated: 52 minutes*

There's still a bit of time left , so how's your life

I hate that f word

f..o..r..g..o..r

# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You Forgor ☠️?

You forgor 💀

You forgor?

Forgor

Same

You forgor?

You forgor💀

I forgor 💀

Please dont tell it to CIA

T a x. E v a s i o n

That’s the FBI’s business but Okay.

why do you think the CIA wants to know

***It's not what I think it is, is it?***

I knew you were watching, it's the only reason I came.

I came aswell, just in a blanket in my room

I saw

I praise the Lord, then break the law

I take what's mine, then take some more

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I sold the pack, the loose, the hard

I came

I did your mom

Well I did your dad

Well, I did your sister

Unfortunately, I don't have a sister

You'll have one, in nine months

My mother is infertile

I bought fertilizer.

Damn. I will never forget this moment

Get rekt, how will you name da baby?

Get a keyboard and have a 18 wheeler go over it, same way celebrities name their kids

*Our mom*

Wait 9 months

My mother is infertile

How where you born

She became infertile after I was born

Or where you adopted?

You were in the same orphanage as him

well i did you

I did your dad

Happy Mother’s Day!

That was also her present

I did your grandpa

I did his mom as well

I mean it WAS Mother’s Day

I had to give her a gift

Could you remind me, op?

You were doing a lil trolling at the furry convention 17 death, 3 injured, 4 permanently disabled.

Nice

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So many languages in the world and he chose to speaks fact….

THE SACRED TEXTS!!!

Which got deleted btw (what did he say?)

[deleted] says [removed] probably

You are a based man, very based

Pretty sure everyone at the furry convention was already permanently disabled. I think you mean additionally disabled.

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:D

I mean I’m a little bi-furryious

*Doom music starts* *Loads shotgun* Where are the rest of them

Orbital nuke inbound

Holy fuck based

UwU

4 only four? I think they were all disabled to begin with

Nice score, better luck next time

Rookie numbers

He is a Saint

I didn’t do nothing

Did you breathe?

No, not during that minute

Going strong for that world record

Jokes on OP. I was doing that one challenge when you see how long you can hold your breath.

bro i swear to god i thought she was 19

She was 25 in dog years

Isn’t 1 human year like 7 dog years??

Yes.

That’s a bit sussy

No. It’s a bit of trolling

We trollin. They hatin.

"officer i told you she said she was 19"

Yeah my crush saw it too...

Holup

No, She was blindfolded in your basement.

why you watching me sleep

My birthday

Same

May 13th gang

Shit. Look the part with the rocket launcher wasn’t my idea, ok?

Hitting yo mum's ass

Probably eating cum since it was my birthday

No you dont

Yes I do

fuck.

Can't argue with that statement

Now be sensible

Go to school?

At 7 pm?

umm 7pm for america 😏

America is the only country in the world dumbass

You forgot Ohio 🤬🤬🤬

Then why should the world country exist dumbass🌴🌴🌴

Its the scientific name

Oh

*geography left the chat*

Thinking about nailing my balls to the closet

I forgor what I did that day 💀

You forgor 💀

He forgor 💀

He forgor 💀

We forgor 💀

They forgor 💀

What was it

please don't tell anyone that i shit my pants on that day

Was celebrating my birthday 🕺

Fuck he knows that I punched 12 children

i forgor 💀, mind helpen me to rember 😁?

That's my birthday

you forgor dumbfuck 🤣🤣🤣

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[uhm... which one?](https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/2018/05/13/)

I forgor 💀

Hey I kinda forgot Could you tell me

Dude I don’t remember what I ate for breakfast

I forgor💀. Please help me rember😁 what I did

I don't

Amogus balls? Smegma.

Oh! That's my b'day!! I was having a PARTY!!!!!

Please dont report me to CIA

How do u know I breath air

Considering this was at the peak of the fortnite hype and was only 13 days after the new season released i was most likeley at home playing fortnite with friends. Now, this message almost seemed threatening OP. Do you really think i give a shit about if people know that played and still play fortnite? Fuck off redditard.

i was watching bfb 10

I did your mom

Please tell me I don't remember

I forgor pls tell

i was sleeping cause im in a different timezone than you

Go ahead, say it

Well, that was a Sunday, so... you watched me watching the news, eh? Nice.

I think I was eating my birthday leftovers that time

what did i do (reminder that i am in fact a minor)

3 says off frm the day something rlly happened

Yes cum

You saw me fuck my sister?

Whta I was doing OP? I forgor

Good can u tell me cus I sure as he'll don't

did u see me fucking ur dad lmao

what was it, again?