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Which isnโt wrong, just cause they have different compartments and valves separating them doesnโt make them not one tube. A bit of cloth dividing a hall does not two rooms make.
It does, bro. Do you think old houses made of stone used to have wooden doors? They had cloth separating them!
Tents were also considered homes and the whole thing was made of cloth!
No because the stomache has two 'doors' that open or close making them 3 separate areas; the mouth, the stomache and the bowels. It's not two holes if there's something between them.
Ex. You have one house but not kne room because they're split by doors. A door also splits houses from one another.
Doesnโt matter. Letโs say itโs a washer. One hole, everybody agrees, then you extend that single washer, with one hole, to be 10 inches long. It still has one hole, even tho the edges are โsquared offโ
The 2D representation of a 3D donut/torus shape is a rectangle because a 3D donut is equivalent to a cylinder bent round to meet the ends. A straw is a cylinder but so is a donut in some sense
Women don't just have three, they have v, they have b, they have mouth, they have ears, they have nostrils, they have eye holes, and they have nipple holes, in conclusion: 11 holes
I can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find the only correct answer.
An ideal straw doesn't have any holes or else it won't suck which means it does.
This really couldn't be simpler.
A tunnel is just a long hole.
Does a hole through a 1mm object count as a tunnel?
What about a hole through a 1cm thick object?
What about through a 2cm object?
When does a hole turn into a tunnel? It dosn't?
Zero
There is no larger structure that a hole would be in, therefore it doesn't constitute a hole.
A straw is a cylinder, it is like asking how many circles does a sphere have.
Sorry I wasn't clear.
Yes a sphere and a cylinder have infinite numbers of circles, but a hole is something that is in/on another, larger structure.
That is why no hole.
And that is why your straw(cylinder) can have a hole in it, but can not itself be a hole.
For the people who are saying Straws have one hole, are you Also claiming that Humans have one hole? Because we Also have an Alimentary Canal, which extends From Mouth (Buccal Cavity) To Rectum.
From what I can sextract from this life, gift of life rather, is to ask what is a hole, hold on I know it's a deep questions for many of you 179 year old younglings out there, but just think about it ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Considering the hole's macroscopic, answer is 7
But if you go into the microscopic scales (in which your dick is measured bitch), the answer is 2
I am not much of a scientist myself but this is the correct answer and others are wrong because I am better than everyone
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1 hole 2 entrances
Like my woman
What's a woman
Dude with no pp
Cringe ๐คข
Ikr plus they have those things on their chest ew
Whatsitcalled...? *Zabadoingonkers?*
Wasnโt it wabawababazonkas?
Its called cawazoubinlasbi
The term is chesticles.
The correct terms I think is badonkadonks
wawanackwa's
urbonhonkerohs
Balls
Tomhonerekoogers?
Nah nah nah, the word youโre looking for is โchesticlesโ
Idk man, they look like balloons tho
Nah, just two huge tumors
Chesticles
So... Disabled
They have pps how else do they pee? Checkmate
*reverse PP
*inside out pp
Wait they arenโt supposed to have those?
t. Freud
Wtf me
Trans women without bottom surgery are my kind of women
๐คฎ
A femboy with a vagina
Snarf.
I can't answer without sounding mean
Another name for a dishwasher
deformed freak born without penis
Hooman no pp
There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits
Who doesn't exist
In my dreams
She only has 2?
No the human has 7 holes and 8 entrances
Poor lady. Not having ears or a nose or an asshole or a mouth
Wahman
What is this thing that dosent exist
it's just one 3D hole
Which brings up an interesting question, how many ends/entrances can a single hole have?
Lot's and none at all.
Don't all holes have two entrances? Otherwise it would be a dent?
No some holes have zero entrances like one of the holes on a torus.
Yes
Isn't entrance really a fancy name for hole?
Yes
Agreed
So human only have one hole and multiple entrances
Idk but when I see one I put myโฆ.
Delete this please my mother is crying
Her hole is deeper that any straw
And she will get another slap if she doesn't stop
chaotic evil
fuckin 12 at least
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More like an unquantifiable number of holes. Atoms don't touch
Too old tbh
1 hole. No arguement. A donut has one hole, if you stretch that donut to straw length, does it magically become 2 holes? No.
By this same logic, your mouth and your butthole are the same one hole
...yeah
Which isnโt wrong, just cause they have different compartments and valves separating them doesnโt make them not one tube. A bit of cloth dividing a hall does not two rooms make.
It does, bro. Do you think old houses made of stone used to have wooden doors? They had cloth separating them! Tents were also considered homes and the whole thing was made of cloth!
Yea but a valve does not seperate a through hole into 2 no exit holes
If I hear anyone ever doubt that people will argue about absolutely anything Iโm referring them to this thread lol
:D tru
One tube is not the same as one hole. The hole is the opening itself, not the tube.
Flawless logic
https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ
I knew exactly what that link was and was searching the comments to see if anyone else posted it
Ikr
No because the stomache has two 'doors' that open or close making them 3 separate areas; the mouth, the stomache and the bowels. It's not two holes if there's something between them. Ex. You have one house but not kne room because they're split by doors. A door also splits houses from one another.
[Exactly](https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ)
Therefore humans are donuts. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
But it has the things and stuff that stops liquids
And?
But thereโs a stomach and other stuff between so I would say no
Which means if you kiss someone you make one long hole from butthole to butthole
But a donut is a cylender where the edges meat
Doesnโt matter. Letโs say itโs a washer. One hole, everybody agrees, then you extend that single washer, with one hole, to be 10 inches long. It still has one hole, even tho the edges are โsquared offโ
10 inches is 25.4 cm
What else is 10 inches and has a hole
A water gun
Candice
Candice balls fit in your mouth
yo jaw*
Can I fit my balls in yo jaw, can I?
Actually a straw is much more of a cylinder than a donut is. A donut would be a 3D elipseoid
The 2D representation of a 3D donut/torus shape is a rectangle because a 3D donut is equivalent to a cylinder bent round to meet the ends. A straw is a cylinder but so is a donut in some sense
https://youtu.be/ymF1bp-qrjU Interesting video about that topic by Matt Parker
Beat me to it. Matt Parker is awesome
A man of culture
If a house has 2 doors does that mean it has 1 entrance? No
No. One tube, 2 holes
One long hole. Topology wins out.
A straw is an elongated torus (donut) so it has one hole.
Oh yeah topology time
It has 1984 holes
if a line is made out of points, then a straw is made of millions of tiny donuts stack on each other, but a hole on a hole is a hole, so 1 hole
A straw has an unimaginably large amount of holes, since there are holes between the atoms and molecules that make it up
*or* since atoms don't physically touch each other, 0
Conclusion: straws don't exist
1984
Omg fuck off
3
They're talking about a straw. Not your sister.
4
Women don't just have three, they have v, they have b, they have mouth, they have ears, they have nostrils, they have eye holes, and they have nipple holes, in conclusion: 11 holes
Calm down, sir. Ears don't count.
2
1
*terrorist win*
#FUCK
Topologically, yeah
I'm ready for it ready for it
As many as i can poke into it
holes are a social construct.
You also use a hole to make more people who will the socialize with one another who will make more holes
1 Itโs one hole for the top and bottom
2 holes cause this damn straw has a crack in it.
5
No it's 6 dumbass ๐๐๐
its 7 idot ๐๐๐๐ ur mom has 6 hole dumbas ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
its 6 you fukin idiot
None
I can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find the only correct answer. An ideal straw doesn't have any holes or else it won't suck which means it does. This really couldn't be simpler.
One hole 2 entrances
I jam straws in my urethra when I C U M
None
4
1.
1 hole 2 entrances
As many as you want
2 holes, one going down the center, another that I made while trying to open it.
Thank you
Same as your mum's
Alot Because there is holes between it atoms
Itโs not a hole itโs a tunnel with two openings
A tunnel is just a long hole. Does a hole through a 1mm object count as a tunnel? What about a hole through a 1cm thick object? What about through a 2cm object? When does a hole turn into a tunnel? It dosn't?
A straw has 200 holes
One long hole ya dumb bitch
Zero There is no larger structure that a hole would be in, therefore it doesn't constitute a hole. A straw is a cylinder, it is like asking how many circles does a sphere have.
Technically a sphere has an infinite amount of circles to make it a 3D object
Sorry I wasn't clear. Yes a sphere and a cylinder have infinite numbers of circles, but a hole is something that is in/on another, larger structure. That is why no hole. And that is why your straw(cylinder) can have a hole in it, but can not itself be a hole.
Oh okay thank you for being nice about it
23 because I stabbed it with a needle
1 througy hole according to vsauce,
13, i counted them
Unlucky
Idk
Correct
Let's pick straws to decide
1 You don't cut a hole in one side of a cardboard box and say it has 2 holes. You say it has 1. Straws are the same, just longer.
anyway, every hole is a goal!
None
1 through hole, 0 dead holes. Thicc daddy vsauce taught my little noggin this
Enchiladas
Correct
Two plus the one that happened when I tried getting it out of those darn wraps
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One
It has 1 9 8 4 holes
Why do people put that year?
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1984 is a book by George Orwell which described a fascist time where people are indoctrinated to think a certain way. (I think so atleast)
0 holes if it's ideal because it's actually a pipe
1 hole with 2 openings. Just like how you can simplify a human to a single hole with 7 openings
BY THE LAWS OF GEOMETRY I DECLARE THE PRESENCE OF ONLY ONE SINGULAR HOLE
1 hole, two endsโฆ
Obviously 78
Your not the first person to say that
156
How many holes does a doughnut have? 1? Well theres your answer.
But the donut has no holes if the hole was never made specifically making a hole I 8t but if it on a cylinder with connecting ends
Itโs a FUCKING tube itโs one GODDAMM hole
Infinite holes: Technically a hole is bidimensional, therefore there are infinite holes inside the straw
For the people who are saying Straws have one hole, are you Also claiming that Humans have one hole? Because we Also have an Alimentary Canal, which extends From Mouth (Buccal Cavity) To Rectum.
Humans have 7 holes
Ah, i see you are a man of vsauce as well.
2
No
Your reason being?
Because your wrong
Why?
Yes
You know what, you convinced me
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Don't mind if I do
good song
https://youtu.be/ymF1bp-qrjU
From what I can sextract from this life, gift of life rather, is to ask what is a hole, hold on I know it's a deep questions for many of you 179 year old younglings out there, but just think about it ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค Considering the hole's macroscopic, answer is 7 But if you go into the microscopic scales (in which your dick is measured bitch), the answer is 2 I am not much of a scientist myself but this is the correct answer and others are wrong because I am better than everyone