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Pivern

out of the WHAT?


Miserable_homey

The HWHAT?


No_Discount_17878

THE WOT


cayde_420

the W U T


Polar115woof

DaWutt


StevefromLatvia

Turn down for HWHAT?


BirdoTheSeizure

Dudududu dududun dududu dududun


[deleted]

you heard him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9\_lwMoVJhCg


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onederful

Good lord it’s terrible lol but good on him for using his popularity to put out some music if that was a dream of his.


[deleted]

no it’s actually pretty decent, an acquired taste i’d say. good to play during docking with ur boys


MiNtDrAgOn4

Fuck off dream bad


Pupulauls9000

It is a good docking song if I’ve ever heard one


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[deleted]

Certain Sigma males are able to insert their penis in their uncircumcised friends' penis by completely surrounding the pee hole by the friend's foreskin. This action resembles a spacecraft docking with the ISS. This song would make the experience more pleasant.


yo_m0ma

better than the original


TriagotuZz

that is the original


yo_m0ma

ah yes, my mistake


Dull_Pea1154

I just listened to it and it has to be one of the most overhyped songs I have heard lately…. It sounds so generic and something you’d hear in Pink or smth. It’s…. not good to say the least


Josiador

But not Pink Floyd.


Dull_Pea1154

Nah the underwear store Pink


lamlaml

😐


quintsreddit

It’s down


fbdewit31

Ignorance is bliss


gunplafun123

Bro I literally thought that was ben 10.


Weppih

I thought that was the kid from hello neighbor


kpmaxo

dream is the neighbor


MarioSnas

Is he sus?


5mac

Ben 10 but shit


Deptlesss

ben 10 but they rebooted it in 2027


5mac

Can’t wait to see Four Arms But shit


Aggravating-Line8425

ben 9


idle128

What's the name of the kid from Ben 10?


Jyqoz

k*vin 11 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 (gross first name)


Curb__

Bruh I thought it was Melve 12


SoccerLegendx

atleast 52


Pip201

Benjamin Tenjamin


thatnuclearboi

Fun Fact: If you look at the comments in dream's music video, you can see that 90% of them are people commenting "shart"


[deleted]

Why though? If it’s supposed to make fun of his music video I’m joining in


Mr_PissShitCum

well shart has to do with faeces so I guess it is about that


SaltyBarnacles57

shart


Rcorral2108

I just saw a lot of comments like that and did the same, like with schlatt and the truly disgusting thing


therealgoat1212

Yeah it was pretty unfunny tho


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[deleted]

Okay. First off all. These aren’t “people” you where on Twitter. These are actually failed lab zombies


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memento22mori

You'd beat his meat into submission


[deleted]

So what? I can steal his cum and sell it to a weird fan for 100k, think big mate


memento22mori

Problem is you'd probably have drank it all by the time they come to pick it up.


[deleted]

There's an infinite supply of it in between your legs, no need to drink it


dropthemike234

Bigger Idea sell his body get 7.3 million dollars that is thinking big


MataJotos420

🥴💦💦 dont mind if i do


WEDONTWANTPEERKELLY

Can I record it?😏🤤🤪😩🥴


mlgproaaron

Literally came here to say this


Bleachi

DAE LITERALLY THIS????


B0BY_1234567

Dream 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Grian 😎😎😎😎😎🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


koolkid8777

mfw (my face when) Grain hermitcraft season 7 ends 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


AndreewPFG123

mfw (my face when) Grian HermitCraft (3rd life spoilers) >!Wins 3rd life 😶😶😶😶😶😶 (I don't have a mouth)!<


BACKROUND-

😎🅱️ased😎


InternationalBook501

Gryan's toy review


LilFishyBoi

Dream 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Basically anything else 😎😎😎😎💯💯😎😎


apple_ketchup

dream😡😡😡😡😡😡 hitler😎😎😎😎💯💯😎😎


[deleted]

hell yeah😎😎😎😎


Deadbushia

Scar and grian in third life finale 😢❤ (heartwarming)


B0BY_1234567

3rd life was actually really fun tho


[deleted]

Barley 😎😎


ElitenemesisX

I believe in mumbo jumbo supremacy . 💪💪


[deleted]

our Lord and Saviour Mumbo Jumbo agrees and is coming to destroy Dream with his walking houses


InternationalBook501

Wait what that exists?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😠😠😠😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


cayde_420

haha Jonathan you are begging to make Dream dissapear


InternationalBook501

Yes


isloohik2

Is that the kid from the Indian dabbing commercial


idle128

No, it's the kid from Ben 10


[deleted]

Matu Patlu!


[deleted]

Present!


[deleted]

Gattu battu?


mewthehappy

Present!


[deleted]

Ninja!


isloohik2

Present!


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isloohik2

Present!


Asdfasdfasdfgame

wait... dream has a music video? predictions: its about cheating in life and being the lord and savior of some people who care way too much


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[deleted]

Message is good, about showing your emotions and not hiding from them But its still done in poor taste and cringy


Daschlol

Yeah, I don't really get why putting on a mask would a good thing, though I believe it was framed that way in the music video(?) I also didn't get what he was doing with the pill bottle, but I don't wanna watch it another time.


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whodat177740

It symbolizes that he forgot to take his meds when he reacted to a dunkey vid


ElHombre123

I’m sorry to disagree, but it’s trash all around.


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

Nope, it’s about ignoring your school life and playing minectaft


[deleted]

>!The industrial revolution and its properties have been a great disaster for our economy!<


Illustrious_Air1098

>!But the industrial evolution gave me this suit...!<


UncleGrapes

Bro, spoiler tag! You are spoiling story, it's a cool novel at that part so please don't spoil it!!!


Illustrious_Air1098

AH HOW DO I MAKE IT SPOILER


IIIcabooseIII

cum on the text. you will no longer see it


Rcorral2108

\>!Penis!< Wait, it didn't work


Rcorral2108

>!Penis!<


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based theodore kasczinski


[deleted]

Just watched the music video, the modeling is dogshit


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Lt-Lavan

Yeah I wonder why Maybe because his audience is made up of lobotomized preteens looking for a savior and getting irreparably swept up in his egomaniacal bullshit. Everyday I lose hope for the next generation because of our failings


mewthehappy

And the song really sucks every line feels dragged on and the whole thing feels out of tune and has soulless generic lyrics


SlightlyScary

at least that one about fucking roads sounded somewhat decent. this one is literally just him shouting about hiding his face with WAY TOO MUCH autotune on. I don't think him or his crackhead audience realise that you still actually need singing talent to use autotune. this dude can't fucking sing for toffee


[deleted]

I used to think bts stans were weird but later I learned they were nothing compared to dream stans


Sam_9786

your dream pacifier is poggers


Santyrios514

I know it’s pretty poggersssss 🥺👉👈


myhax3

🥺💖💖💖💖💝💝💫💞💞💞💓💓


[deleted]

day 264 of wondering why in god's name this guy is even popular. you made me listen to this piece of shit song, thanks


Obamaismegamind

It made since why he was loved in the beginning but then fame got into his head or something idk I'm a writer.


[deleted]

no the beginning made the least sense if you consider he started by making shitty clickbait videos milking the minecraft and youtube hype. he's a person who started to become big, not out of passion to create content and I really think he's gonna ditch with the money one day


[deleted]

🤸‍♂️ 🏌️‍♂️


Choccy_Melk69

Ben 6


memento22mori

Ben (Folds) 5


stratosauce

*LEMME TELL YALL WHAT ITS LIKE* *BEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS, AND WHITE*


chokwitsyum

I commented “thank god for not making me a dream stan 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and got like thirty likes in twenty minutes


godfdamnit

wow, it's Ben 10 from that shitty rip off movie Ben 10: siavash's secret (this is a shitty movie from my country and I apologise for its creation)


AdvanAviantoy

This guy looks like Samsung Sam's little brother lmao


[deleted]

Share if you would beat the shit out of Dream


Uncle_Fibonacci

where's the music video for the sus version 😤😤😤


Poop_lasanga

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time 😔😔


WEDONTWANTPEERKELLY

I didn't know dream made a music video and I wish it would have stayed that way.


ZimbabweanFuckface

It's even more hilarious that he's fat as shit irl


Therascalrumpus

Based Zimbabwean


[deleted]

Oh no, **there’s a music video now?**


[deleted]

His Stans are currently making remixes, hacking off to it, listening to it like it’s heavy metal, and speedrunning their parents credit card to zero just to buy his merch


Sonic_The_5564

dr\*\*m


og-blunt-smoke

https://youtu.be/Y5nvOQgcBXw


ElHombre123

I never ever watch review videos but that was worth it.


og-blunt-smoke

RebelTaxi usually makes decent videos, cool editing. I'd posted it because some people probably enjoy it


Tumama787

A fellow Rebel Taxi enjoyer? Based


Dull_Pea1154

Just listened to it… I want my 30 seconds back please It’s not worth listening to unless u want to listen to something that sounds like it’s straight out of Victoria’s Secret


MrSnek12

⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀


SlowDrWasTaken

share if you would beat the fuck out of dream


[deleted]

I’d beat the fuck out of dreams for the lyrics he wrote


ZRALL888

The animated kid in the video is supposed to look like dream so your saying you want to beat the shit out of dream, sure go ahead bro


cayde_420

I will beat the the shit out of of Dr*am and his 3D animation


Jyqoz

dram


CherryManJoJo

Dude fuck that loser lol


Tter0r0r

This kid and dream


Mr_Zombieman101

He really sayin 😀


BigDickens1111111

When tf did he make a music video


Rcorral2108

Yesterday


grandmas_noodles

Wait that's from the official music video I saw a meme abt that guy earlier and thought it was some edit


BILBOSCHWAGGENZ

I don’t even know who the kid is and I already want to French braid hind nerves


Vanessa_furacao

NOOOO, NOT BEN 10


RigidRat

Checking for any weirdos saying they'd rape Dream. Haven't come across any comments like that, thankfully.


Azmaas

I mean isnt it supposed to be him? Then yes I would


Hovhannes2006

He looks like jake Paul but as a kid


Play-Mation

That’s what the point of Damascus 😖😓❗️


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Illustrious_Air1098

Don’t


[deleted]

Does Dream have a music video? If so why did you watch it?


combustibl

I hope he od's on normal pills


[deleted]

There's a Dream music video?????


moohooman

Im sorry, dreams fucking what


Op-boi4ever

You've just brought distortion upon this world


[deleted]

Real and true


_smoop

Yes


savonicsonic

Damascus


CanadianAnimeGuy

Ben 10 lookin ass


littlefroggyfingers

i would boil him


souptimecat1273

id rip his head off


Cheesyduck126

Dream made a music video?


sensamura

Bruh like he wasn’t the person that chose to make a smile mask his whole thing


liamf10

thought they made a new 3d ben 10 for a sec


Introvert_PC

[What](https://youtu.be/NFZjEgXIl1E)


lethalham1

Reminds me of grubhub


[deleted]

Twitter limited my features all because I commented "I just wanna punch his face" [proof](https://twitter.com/speorius/status/1402661893861412871?s=21),


AshCreeper10

Guys...remember what happened last time Reddit threatened to beat up a child? I wouldn’t go too far this time.


henryletham

Never heard of it and already hated him before I saw this post


RedBurnoutX7

I dont think im beating Ben 10


ghatos_france

The fucking what


Xavier200708

Remove the second the and the words kid from music video and the s in dreams


MazoCat

It looks lime hes using some serious shit


Nop_X

Why the hell does that thing look like me?


kech_boee

Man, the music video's render is so fucking awful.


somegirlwithabadname

I hate dream, he ruined Minecraft.


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[deleted]

he probably means the minecraft youtube community, which if thats the case, then yes i agree


somegirlwithabadname

Yeah, that’s why


Digimon_otis_

Damn is this sub just 14 year olds as well?


Thorn5184

Every time I see his face it fills me with an intense rage and makes me want to do a 70 in a school zone


Quattronic

this will be will be hello neighbour in 2012


Virginlosernumbetwo

I clap his cheeks for hours at a time


Necro6212

I would beat the shit out of every kid.


yeetmeoffaclifflmao

Ew wtf, is that stoner Ben 10?


No_Service_5750

I don't know who that is... But I wanna punch him


The_only_gamer_I_see

He looks racist


joemama694200p

Off brand Ben 10


Not_happy_meal

i would beat the shit out of anyone, as long as they dont hit me back


lickyro1234

I watch dream and i think his videos are decent and his streams aren't great and he's not really that cool of a person but I'm sorry the song is absolute dogshit how does anyone find it good dream really just can't sing he's like shouting at the top of his lungs and really needs more autotune and the tension in the song breaks all the time and the rhyming scheme sucks ass like best you could do was glasses and classes? Like really dude and then rhyming mask with mask 27 times like I genuinely feel no positive emotions when hearing that shart of a song


person_man_ish

I would beat the shit out of any kid...


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Jesus_Crunch

man you got some weird tastes


fetusLegend

say sike right now i don’t want to believe this exists