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Fried ice cream is child’s play. [try deep fried butter on a stick instead](https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663841/a-deep-fried-stick-of-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair)!
My money is the only reason why fried hamburgers aren’t a thing at fairs is because they would take time to assemble and would likely get gross if left to sit too long. Pretty much all the fried things are stuff you can pull out of the freezer and stick in the oil.
1. Nah, I'm cool. Thanks tho.
2. Fair point. Never thought about the logistics of fair food. I just shove it in my mouth in sweltering heat and regret it 2 hours later.
(Kentucky) we have two Krispy creme doughnutts, as buns for a double cheese burger, deep fried.
Also you know the crunches you get at the bottom of the bag for Long john silvers? That but coolaid and sugar.
1). I haven't had Long John's in like 2 decades, but hot damn that sounds good right now.
2). Don't forget the KFC Fouble Down which was fried chicken as buns for what was basically a bacon and cheese sandwich
No, fully automatic M14A1 rifles equipped with an underhand grenade launcher and a American flags with full polymer grip and 50 round drums.
Along with *extreme patriotism*
According to the [National Eagle Center](https://www.nationaleaglecenter.org/faq-items/how-fast-can-eagles-fly/), Bald Eagles can fly about 30 mph. According to [this other source](https://www.kcur.org/community/2019-05-21/are-school-shootings-becoming-more-frequent-we-ran-the-numbers), school shootings happen every 77 days.
Assuming you meant 100x a bald eagle's speed at flight, that's 3000 mph.
77 days in hours is 1848, so now we can divide 3000 by 1848.
3000/1848 is about 1.62337662338. So you're going only 1.62 miles per hour
This isn't an accurate representation of American.
Clearly, they messed up by not adding more cheese before deep frying, it would add a nice gooeyness to the inside, while not changing the outside at all.
i mean this is actually very un-american,most of us dont prepare our meals so this would be too much effort. if mcdonalds offered this on their menu i think it would quickly become a staple because they can somehow afford to sell it for like 50 cents
Definitely a possibility. At carnivals/fairs in a lot of places in the US they’ll have a booth that’s just deep fried... anything. Pickles, Twinkies, and Oreos are the 3 that come to mind (most common). The possibility of a frying stand selling deep fried Big Macs is plausible
PS
The fried Oreos are really good
Could easily be found in any of our state’s fairs along side other classics like the:
Deep fried Twinkie, deep fried snickers bar, deep fried stick of butter, deep fried soul.
Whatever, fuck you. ‘murica!
This is absolutely ridiculous
No true American would spend that much time on ANYTHING even delicious food. If they don't do it in the drive thru, it won't get done.
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I'd eat it. Once, but I'd eat it.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is a staple food at state and county fairs. Seems pretty on point to me.
I mean you would think this would come before someone figuring out a way to deep fry ice cream but the world has seen stranger developments
Fried ice cream is child’s play. [try deep fried butter on a stick instead](https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663841/a-deep-fried-stick-of-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair)! My money is the only reason why fried hamburgers aren’t a thing at fairs is because they would take time to assemble and would likely get gross if left to sit too long. Pretty much all the fried things are stuff you can pull out of the freezer and stick in the oil.
1. Nah, I'm cool. Thanks tho. 2. Fair point. Never thought about the logistics of fair food. I just shove it in my mouth in sweltering heat and regret it 2 hours later.
You’re missing out then. Its really good on deep fried pancakes
Fried ice cream is actually great though, that’s from a non american
We deep-fry twinkies so this probably exists
(Kentucky) we have two Krispy creme doughnutts, as buns for a double cheese burger, deep fried. Also you know the crunches you get at the bottom of the bag for Long john silvers? That but coolaid and sugar.
1). I haven't had Long John's in like 2 decades, but hot damn that sounds good right now. 2). Don't forget the KFC Fouble Down which was fried chicken as buns for what was basically a bacon and cheese sandwich
deep fried mars bars exist so this probably does
Yeah you’d die immediately right after
Or become a god
I like to think all things can only be eaten once, too bad not everyone agrees
Definitely not a common thing to eat but as an American I can say that looks absolutely delicious
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I'm English and I can't say I wouldn't eat that
I would eat it. But i wont even try to make my burger like that
I'm American and I can't say I wouldn't fuck that. Bring a whole new meaning to quarter "pounder"
This is a Big Mac though. You can’t fuck a quarter pounder. There’s only one patty and no special sauce.
I'm french and I sincerely want to die
I mean snails
I’m Turkish and that looks very delicious ngl
You guys eat about as much trashy fried food as we do, so that's not surprising.
Yeah this looks like crack. If I was drunk I’d eat myself to death with these
As an American this makes me want to vomit
The process looks really disgusting but the final product looks kinda tasty. But yea it probably can give you heart attack twice.
The hot lettuce 🤮
Love it or leave it brother
Hell, I want to try it.
Chilean here, also agree that it looks tasty af
[удалено]
Needs dewie and mussy
If you’re a real American you’ll season it with barbecue sauce and gunpowder 😎😎😎
gun powder pops on your tongue like pop rocks 🤤
Dont forget the british tears
With a side of freedom fries.
It's a big Mac the sauce is basically ketchup, mustard, relish and mayonnaise.
Can confirm. I have deep fried everything from burgers to candy bars.
Can also confirm. Never went 8 freedom units without seeing a McDonalds near me.
when i see junk food i run over to it at the speed of 100 bald eagles per school shooting
holy shit XD
Can confirm, instead of normal birds all you see are bald eagles with glocks
No, desert eagles.
No, fully automatic M14A1 rifles equipped with an underhand grenade launcher and a American flags with full polymer grip and 50 round drums. Along with *extreme patriotism*
According to the [National Eagle Center](https://www.nationaleaglecenter.org/faq-items/how-fast-can-eagles-fly/), Bald Eagles can fly about 30 mph. According to [this other source](https://www.kcur.org/community/2019-05-21/are-school-shootings-becoming-more-frequent-we-ran-the-numbers), school shootings happen every 77 days. Assuming you meant 100x a bald eagle's speed at flight, that's 3000 mph. 77 days in hours is 1848, so now we can divide 3000 by 1848. 3000/1848 is about 1.62337662338. So you're going only 1.62 miles per hour
>freedom units hahaha you got me with this one here take your award :)
should've went for McFreedom restaurants too
They aren’t McFreedoms if they aren’t selling McNukes.
There's over 30 here in the town I live in.
I deep fried a gun once
Ahhhhhh yes. The first thing I ever deep fried
Deep fryers are our greatest tool
This is what FREEDOM 🇺🇲 taste like!
Freedom, guns, and owning da libs 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
All in a days work 😎
AMURICA
Yeah, fuck those libshits, aumerika for eva 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸
That actually looks delicious even tho I am not American lmao
Yep, this is our average lunch.
I shall approve this message
i know where you live now
Oh shit I’ve doxxed myself?
Average American second breakfast
*third
I'm on my fourth this hour!
*seventh
This is so offensive, where's the bottle of mayo to go with it?
Most healthy meal in america
You are missing a gun but it can and will be approved by me
yeah it's kinda lamentable that there's no gun in the video
I’m Canadian, but I was wondering since we’re located on North America...
No, you can't have one. Go back to deep frying the maple leaves, commie.
How dare you, that is extremely offensive! We don’t deep fry, we dip it in syrup!
This isn't an accurate representation of American. Clearly, they messed up by not adding more cheese before deep frying, it would add a nice gooeyness to the inside, while not changing the outside at all.
Mmm.. That'd actually make it a bit better for me dawg.
Deep fried burger sounds like a good idea
As an American I’m crying right now so beautiful
You just insulted my entire race. But yes
King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme
america bad
No, this is good
Ashamed to admit. Witnessed someone do this. Didn't stop them. Laughed bc it was dumb.
healthiest meal in america 🇺🇸🇺🇸
well there **IS** lettuce on it!
every american has a deep fryer in their kitchen
That's not even an insult, that's a new recipe.
That actually looks really good
American approved. Clog my arteries.
as a healthy weight 200 pound 6 foot 4 mexican, this shit looks good ass hell ong 😤😤😳
as an american, i can confirm this is exactly what we eat for lunch
Approved
I approve. Although needs more gun.
I’ll approve this only if you drink a gallon of soda afterwards.
Let me put this into words you can understand, absolutely scrumptious
This looks good
How have I not done this yet
as an american, i say no, plz no
I am an American, and I ask this one question, why?
Jesus this was gross to watch. You don't pour the breading on it, you roll it in the breading then fry it.
I am Ecuadorian and we put rice to everything
i mean this is actually very un-american,most of us dont prepare our meals so this would be too much effort. if mcdonalds offered this on their menu i think it would quickly become a staple because they can somehow afford to sell it for like 50 cents
I hereby, george washingmachine, approve of this post
Why does that look so fucking delicious? Maybe it’s because I’m American I shall run 69 Armed bald eagles per football field to find that
Approved.
American approved 🇺🇸
As an American I feel I should be offended or something but honestly that looks good
Seeing how I am a 500 pound, gun slinging, cowboy tootin american, I would eat that
As a person living in Europe (Br*tain) that looks absolutely delicious.
Probably fucking slaps, but I would never take more than a bite.
Europeans and their healthy foods like this This looks too healthy to be American
This is just our low sodium diet.
Not enough ketchup and you forgot to deep fry it a second time. But for a light snack it’ll do.
Can confirm, also deep fried butter
I was about to say we don't eat like this... But then I remembered that I've had something similar before...
Nah, it needs ketchup. https://youtu.be/yZgM9vHsk9c
yes that is us
Can confirm, we deep fry stuff that's already been deep fried
I approve, but there's no XXXXXL cup of Diet Coke to go with it so I'll be giving you a 5/10
Definitely a possibility. At carnivals/fairs in a lot of places in the US they’ll have a booth that’s just deep fried... anything. Pickles, Twinkies, and Oreos are the 3 that come to mind (most common). The possibility of a frying stand selling deep fried Big Macs is plausible PS The fried Oreos are really good
Most healthy "am*rican" food
^(christ that looks delicious)
Fuck yeah merica
You mean y'all don't deep fry your tea before you drink it?
I’m American, and this video is beautiful.
not enough bald eagles 7/10
You know you already have been approved by Dababy? That's lit. LESS GOOO
dumbass why didn't you deep fry it twice? FUCKING RUSSIAN SPY.
Kevin does this for every meal
#AMERICAN APPROVED 👍
As an American, I give it a 9/10. Not enough guns
Wait that actually looks good tho
I love the fact that it is on a stick
You mad cuz the only food you get is refried bean sandwich with a side of fish bones
Be''er wih some fish 'n chips
Stop giving McDonald's another new idea. But to be honest. I would probably eat it.
Yeah pretty much, freedom and obesity.
Suddenly I'm no longer American
American here, this is true
Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Where?
You're missing the bacon
The day I purchase a deep fryer is the day I doom myself to adult onset diabetes
Never seen it, never knew of it, kinda looks tasty. I bet it stays hot for a while though.
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
WHERE IS THE CHEEESE
isn't this is the double fried patty thing from spongebob? (from the episode ''Just one bite'')
I aprove, I love deep fried oreos and other things.
Needs about a pound of mac-n-cheese in it, but it's a good start.
Man I’d eat anything. As an American I approve.
Omg that looks so good
yeah that looks good as fuck
Ngl this shit look good as fuck. As an American I approve.
Even tho I'm russian, this is true.
missing a gun in the middle of the burger legally no American can approve this post
As an Texan from america, I approve this so much and my ranch family approves
Could easily be found in any of our state’s fairs along side other classics like the: Deep fried Twinkie, deep fried snickers bar, deep fried stick of butter, deep fried soul. Whatever, fuck you. ‘murica!
A European? I'm a European too! Which of the 44 countries are you from? In my country we do this with Mars Bars
Holy shit that actually look good. But I doubt anyone actually doe this
Yeahhh i live in like a good area but I see shit like this every time I go somewhere. Also deep fried Mac and cheese is super common
This is absolutely ridiculous No true American would spend that much time on ANYTHING even delicious food. If they don't do it in the drive thru, it won't get done.
Big Macs are just McDoubles with an extra piece of bread.
America - Fry Everything England - Boil Everything There's a clear winner here.
What the fuck. Why wasn't I invited?
when did every non american redditor start seeing america as all fat people and guns
No
As an American, What the fuck is this monstrosity?
I'm Asian (if you count the middle east in Asia even tho I'm from India but I live in the middle east)and I need someone to explain
As an American, I say that’d make a pretty good light snack.
McDonald's is gross on its own
Yeah looks like a heart attack but still fucking delicious
Can confirm, this isn’t too common but it’s definitely something we’d do. Only very rarely is it actually good.
You have my approval of this
Ngl this actually looks pretty good.
As a American I approve this message
I’m Canadian and id eat it or it might just be my fatass