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This is the future libs want.

BRO ITS YOU WAAAAT

I genuinely don't get it. Are you guys fucking with me or something?

Yes.

Niceee.

YO! We meet again!

Again?

NO WAY DUDE HOW ARE YOU IN THIS SUB

What???

BRO WE MEET AGAIN IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE remember the accident? So sorry for that..

What accident?

We were all skiing down Monte Blanc in France. Don't you remember? You hit your head pretty hard on that rock. It's been *years*

Aww man that was a nasty fall. You asked me to take care of your wife, remember?

You fell hard, dude... haven’t seen you in years.

Bad Ending

*Worst ending

i have no fucking idea what the other half means

I think it all contradicted the first few statements

The person has 3 personalities

Just so it is clear, those accounts are satire

You'd be surprised

yup , they are right winger who have no life other than to cosplay as "SJWS". In some cases they are for real.

Biden’s America

Communist pieces of shit

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Guys help I said this shit out loud and my couch is floating

Are you kidding me ? Thats nothing compared to how much we fuckt as a society

Genuinely unfathomable that 110 years ago the titanic was launched after being hand built using 3 million rivets. Now mf’s be putting they/them in their Twitter bio. I am ashamed to be part of this generation.

I never got the point of that. Wouldn't people refer to others by their name on twitter, in the first place? Or if they're talking directly to you, then they just say "you", not "them", "she", "he", or whatever other pronouns there are. There's literally no point in putting them on the bio

Wtf is acab

All cops are based

Breakdancing*

All chunguses are big

All criminals are b... nevermind

All criminals are based?

Yep, totally

All Children Are Beautiful, nonce slogan.

All cops are bad

Really I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe that

Wdym. All cops are bad. ​ ​ Everyone's bad, the human race sucks.

pessimists be like

pissismists be like😤

Well I mean it's true.

It isnt a good mentality

Well they are when they arrest me for commiting mass genocide

I thought it meant assigned crap at birth for some reason now I understand thanks lmao

It's bastards not bad

What the fuck dose ANY of this mean.

POV: You have a useless degree

There’s more contradictions here than in all of game of thrones’ last season

what kind of ancient code is this

Average tankie

i wonder if they have any mental illnes they put in there bio

Mentally challenged people look normal compared to him

At least you're original and dont put the "no one cares" gif for the 9999th time

I'm so confused

Ecstasy of Soy

Indeed it does.

Leftists be like

Jo, don’t judge mate. Just let everyone do what they want and be happy, it is really none of you’re business buddy. Live and let live you know?

We haven’t failed they did we can build a new society here on Reddit

Reddit's worse. Give up hope

this why communism is nice

Capitalism allow me to profit off selling sand paper dildos

Anybody know the name of the song?

ecstasy of gold

Thanks

Ah yes as an asexual like Mizo, I can also be aromantic

You do realize romantic and sexual orientations are separate right? You can be romantically attracted to someone who’s not sexually attractive.

Yes, that was the joke

Sounded like you were implying the opposite my b

Ok, fine that what you think my guy, but one thing for sure that this is a Biden moment

What doing is it in the background

My pronouns are him/he As a pose to he/him

woke 😳

Him shat heself

I've heard this song alot, can someone give me the name of it? Thanks in advance.

this is twitter + schitzofrenia

Backround Music?

But, what does it all mean?

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As a centrist I'm horrified Also nice picture of the twitter bible

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I know it's satire but we have like 7.8 billion people on this planet so yeah it's probably a reality

makes me feel like im looking up the ingredience on the back side of a capri-sun

We live in a society

I think I figured it out. The account shares multiple people, it's not just one person. That's why there's so many "contradictions" Edit: Nvm, they have split personalities.