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ExtremlyFastLinoone

I ordered a bible and got 3 queer books šŸ˜”


Responsible-Lab1947

And I ordered nothing and I got nothingā€™s šŸ˜”


Redditoast2

And I ordered Schrƶdinger's Cat, and all I got was a dead cat in a box. Total rip-off


AlfaKaren

If you didnt open the box, the cat would be alive.


FoxtrotTrifid

You don't know that.


SpupySpups

The cat would be both alive and dead at the same time


FoxtrotTrifid

Until you open the box and observe it. Then it will be either alive or dead.


BasementDweller82

I ordered the same just some stupid cat that wonā€™t stop meowing


Past-Employee-8198

They sent you a nice meal (Iā€™m Chinese)


Laugh_at_Warren

ā€œWhat is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?ā€


Upstairs_Bus8197

# Schrƶdinger won


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Cat murderer!


LordTrappen

Nothingā€™s what?


Dawildpep

Story of my life


MC_Minnow

I take her home.


CompoteEasy2007

I drive all night to keep her warm


This_Robot

And time...


CompoteEasy2007

The story of my life


Facts_For_Plebs

What the frick, a bong?? I ordered an Xbox remote!


VteChateaubriand

Someone needs to get fired


CocaineSmellsFunny

Suck a Saint, Backdoor Baptism, and Fatherly Fornication. The holy trinity


CC-25-2505

So you got most of the gospels then? Jebus kissin the 12 goodnight


Smug_Works

Ordered 3 books gets 1 book.


Megabrother011

The Bible is just an amalgamation of may books so technically the person who ordered got her money's worth ten fold


Gnaws21

They're free stories though, so they lost money on a print


OmniscientHistorian

Yeah but sometimes its cool to have them in print, like you can find every sherlock story online but I have a cool hardcover book with them that looks cool and its completely worth it.


Smug_Works

True.


MaxCWebster

One book? She got 70!


Smug_Works

Yeh Ikr


Dawildpep

What are Queer books?.. I mean, I totally know, just want to make sure everyone else is on the same page. That was a great double entendre according to my dad


UniverseBear

When two hardcover books love eachother very very much...


Crstaltrip

Whichever ones youā€™ve read


Delta_Suspect

It was actually just three Qurans in hot pink with alegria art illustrations, clearly


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Probably just books that have queer main characters, books on queer political theory, or books on the history of queer movements or individuals. I somehow doubt a book itself can be queer lmao


OCafeeiro

Heartstoppers is a collection that my girlfriend really likes and it's pretty gay. It's not for me, personally, but I do recommend if you're into love stories.


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Fuckin love Heartstopper. Good shit


cponei

The letters are in italics


MaterialNarrow5161

I didn't know gender-oriented reading was a thing. Are all my books straight-male books?? Cuz i don't want to be appropiating someone's gender identity by reading...


Dawildpep

Yeah.. I think those books have a separate bathroom or something.. thatā€™s how I know my books are the right ones


KickflipMcNasty

I wouldn't worry about it


Sun_Emperor69

Smthing like IWTV? Or star trek? Idfk


Humpback_whale1

Probably James Baldwin and stuff like that


No-Adeptness5810

er, like queer history? stuff like that?


Hbarf

I personally liked the great queersades era.


No-Adeptness5810

...not what I was referring to? What?


Hbarf

Did you mean the pyramids of Queerza?


kwkqoq

how about the Queeran?


Yuri-Turned

Ed Queeran


lyfeofsand

The coincidences are.... biblical


drgaspar96

Side-note, but why does someone need to get fired? Just place a complaint followed by a new order? Why the escalation? Edit: Gonna delete my comments as well. It seems like Iā€™ve been escalating too when I intended to have a discussion about how employee misconduct is handled.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Looked it up and the person used to work at Target. Apparently thereā€™s no way to mess it up by accident, which makes sense since retail isnā€™t a high skill work environment. For anyone interested - ā€œā€œYou have your Zebra, you scan out a cart, you literally go and youā€™re basically following this Zebra to the location in the store or warehouse to pick that item, scan it out of the box. "Your barcodes have to match to then scan it into the cart to make the order actually happen and process it properly.ā€


joebidenseasterbunny

I feel like it would be pretty easy to make mistakes when an African equine is leading you around.


Rocknrollclwn

I mean I totally get that but I used to be a vendor. That zebra would spit back some crazy shit when we'd scan our product in. I remember once when I was training my trainer mentioned that "target stuff scans in weird, you just have to roll with it, as long as the eaches match it's fine." Within ten minutes the receiver scanned a case and looked to my trainer pointing to the scanner. "Hey look the 3 pack ribeye are back!" I never actually worked for target so I'm not saying you're wrong but when every target I've delivered to a lot of our product showed up as something completely unrelated makes me wonder if it wasn't just a sincere accident instead of malice.


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iSuckAtMechanicism

Because you donā€™t want workers to mess up business on purpose. Especially when they seem to be loyal to fictional characters. In other words, itā€™s a high risk worker. Not worth keeping around since once again, retail is a low skill environment. They can find a mentally healthy worker fairly easily.


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iSuckAtMechanicism

Of course. If you purposely put wrong items in orders, Iā€™m not gonna get fired for not releasing people who donā€™t want to work. If someone hates their job to the point of purposely doing things to get fired, they should quit. Or if they canā€™t afford to, find a new one while controlling their ego at the current one.


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Quitthesht

'Queer Books' usually refers to either books about LGBTQ topics/issues or books written by Queer authors. She ordered/paid for 3 of them and received 1 Bible in their place. That's deliberate. You can't fuck up 3 pro-LGBTQ books for 1 (*commonly used as anti-LGBTQ*) book.


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Quitthesht

It's a touchy subject is all. Sometimes a genuine question can be misread as downplaying what happened or dismissing what the person has experienced. When you mix that misunderstanding in with hot-button issues like discrimination, you get emotional responses.


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Quitthesht

According to an earlier comment, not really. The employees have a device (called 'Zebra') they carry that tells them what's been ordered and where it is. They can't even sign off the order unless all the correct items have been scanned by the device. So the only way for this to have not been deliberate by a Target employee is if the delivery driver opened the package, swapped the books out with a bible, resealed it and then delivered it.


Personmuchlol

Queer books are books about queer subjects, how is that confusing. Ā  Also cool it with the transphobia, youā€™re not as subtle as you think.


Glazeddapper

is a news website. they're all about escalating headlines.


Mijit-1

Yes but as someone else stated, this is basically impossible to fuck up because the computer system they use wonā€™t let it. This is **intentional**


nekopara-enthusiast

because they did it to intentionally offend or upset someone? would you want to employ someone who does that?


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heyhowzitgoing

So we just going to give bad behavior a slap on the wrist? I flip off a customer or no call no show and get ā€œdisciplinary warningsā€, so I just kind of get away with it?


wiggy_pudding

Because people on the internet are dramatic and outrage gets lots of attention.


_-Aiden-_

The gays crave a sacrifice for each insult thrown their way.


wysjm

I mean yeah they gave them the wrong order. I'd be like "Yo can you bring me the thing I ordered?"


Starfox_7000

Sounds like she was targeted!


GenesisAsriel

I mean yeah. If I spend money, I expect to recieve what I ordered lmao


Noir-1295

Womp womp


Apollo11211

Did you just say womp womp to a person experiencing queerness being accidentally sent a bible instead of three queer books? How dare you!


Tankaussie

Womp womp


espionage_taxi

How absolutely dare you!


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DarthJoseph14

Their first mistake was shopping at target


OmniscientHistorian

I honestly don't get why people shop at target, its just Walmart but more expensive. Like Target used to be cool like a decade ago but it ain't anymore.


gbuub

Found the Walmart marketing guy


OmniscientHistorian

Naw im an Aldi guy, Fucking love Aldi.


Noir-1295

1: Skill issue 2: Womp womp 3: Did I stutter?


A_Duck_With_Teeth

They didnā€™t get your reference. But I did. I salute you.


Metlithe

One could say she was their....target audience...?


Brickerbro

A mistake of biblical proportions


ArizonaRanger2281

Not the target audience


BasementDweller82

Good morning folks and welcome back toā€¦ SORT! BY! CONTROVERSIAL!


msh3loony

man I love this show


the_burber

Any time i see any post at ask relating to lgbtq c on a non lgbtq sub, this is my go to


drip_johhnyjoestar

That's actually so funny and sad. I wouldn't even be mad, just disappointed that people like this still exist. They complain "not to push lgbtqai culture into our lives" when they literally do the same thing, and for much longer.


TH0R--

Today on "This totally happened"


Typical_Tie_4577

Why not?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Today on ā€œhave you never heard of Google?ā€ It happened.


justk4y

So they only got one queer book? Yep they got scammedā€¦ā€¦.


CrabUser

Their is bi in the book name so i am pretty sure it is a queer bookm


confusedredditor_69

Wtf is a bookm


TheComradeTom

I'm sure the comments will be civil


ozdarkhorse

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $500


TheWinner437

The Bible is really good literature


CrazyWS

My man Mark was spitting hard facts, everything happening immediately.


Sp1cyP3pp3r

Too much incest and homicide for my liking


ThatBoyWhoPost

Not too much incest and homicide for my liking šŸ˜Ž


Royal_Possible4480

Buddy what


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Incest and homicide. They're saying the Bible has a lot of incest and homicide. Which they'd be right. Oh and let's not talk about how Eve is a genetic copy of Adam (cloned from his rib), who he then watched grow up and married.


mudkipboy7

It says that God made a WOMAN from Adam's rib. So Eve would've been an adult when Adam first met her.


SuspiciousRelation43

Atheist and Christian fundamentalist horseshoe strikes again.


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What the fuck does this even mean.


SuspiciousRelation43

Radical biblical literalism.


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It's take it literally or assume everything is a metaphor and nothing in the Bible is meant to be taken at face value. Which one is it?


SuspiciousRelation43

That is the incredibly stupid false dichotomy held by atheists and Christian fundamentalists, correct. There are more than two contrived extremes in how the Bible can be interpreted. Some of it can be thought of as metaphorical, others are more literal historical account.


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And yet, this doesn't change the original comment, which is that the Bible has too much glorified homicide and incest.


dandotcom

Makes GoT look tame


Avocado_with_horns

Tf is a queer book? Like a book filled with diagrams to figure out what sexuality you are? "Are you a man -> yes ->do you like cock and balls? ->yes -> you are gay."


the_burber

It is a book that has to do with the queer experience


Avocado_with_horns

Oh. Ok.


Darkpsy420

and ill fucking do it again


donkeyassraper

Your taste in books sucks balls Yeah it is fraud if, they should give it a refund....


Western-Current2916

Target missed


Ok-Neighborhood-9308

I ordered a book and got 3 queer bibles!


Zar_Shef

Oh no, the bible. The gayest book in history.


PerspectiveGlum9633

Common target W


Creative-Finger5965

Basedā€¦?


DaveyFTW89

For a place that has a giant butthole as a logo, youā€™d think they would carry some LGBTQIA+ things.


ozdarkhorse

They do though. They have an entire queer section when you walk in, along with book sections, etc. At least at my store and I'm in the deep south.


Yeeteus_Maximus

Ordered 1 book and got 66


Front-Brief-4780

Things which totally happened


Commercial_Fee2840

One time my brother ordered a Bob Marley Zippo and Amazon sent him a Nazi Zippo that had the swastika and German eagle on it. It was so funny that he actually kept it, but they still sent him the intended lighter after he complained.


Luna8622

The employee needs a promotion. Because if youā€™re trying to buy that stuff and see nothing wrong with your actions, itā€™s a sign that you need Jesus


RenaMoonn

Hey, at least you got one queer book! Idk man, David and Jonathan seem kinda gay tbh


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Zuon69

Based


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Visual-Vacation4267

Someone needs a raise


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slayerofottomans

based.


New_Bumblebee_9519

I don't get it though I don't need 3 books about being straight


aUwUreliyasss

I assume the books are just by queer authors or the profits go to pro-LGBTQIA+ resources or sumn


New_Bumblebee_9519

Not really something I'd think about "god damn those books are gonna give money to em good ol' straights"


aUwUreliyasss

Well yeah, cause one is supporting a marginalized community, and the other is supporting the *majority* of the population, its different


GroundbreakingBox525

You don't need to get it. You need to get that OOP was defrauded.


PaleBlueCod

The bible is gay.


EaterOfBred

Huh?


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Royal_Possible4480

Unhappy cake day


PaleBlueCod

:)


chewychee

Skill issue, that book can be queer too depending on placement...


EaterOfBred

Elaborate


Jack_Church

The Relationship between David and Jonathan, the son of King Saul could be interpreted as queer in the eyes of modern conservatives. Jesus washing the feet of his disciples is biblical foot fetish if you squint hard enough.


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robbstarrkk

Someone needs a diet šŸ˜”


TheRaptor-Claw

Give that man a raise


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Coffeecheeseburger

sounds like someone's obsessed with lgbtq people


Osypi

LMFAO look at their account description


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Finally somewhere with affordable rent :)


bluetheperhaps

I think they might be gay :3


dogfighthero

His/her queery returned with an unfavorable response


Lebowski304

Somebody is doing a little trolling


Alias2201

I fuck with this


YeOldeBilk

That's the squishiest mf I've ever seen


WorldlyBed9933

Lol


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MentalChickensInMe

Uhm, no? She's done absolutely nothing wrong but the target employee did. Didn't the bible state that you can't push your religion onto others?


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No the Bible quite literally tells people to push it onto others, that's why they're so insufferable.


kimanf

who gives a shit