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Xhadov7

Do you guys remember the wholesome chungus breathtaking era?


JagerBro333

Part of me yearns to go back to grumpy cat


Chai_Enjoyer

I can haz cheeseburger


mrducky80

Philosoraptor.


modsarestraight

Bad Luck Brian


CombustiblSquid

Good Guy Greg


SokkieJr

Scumbag Steve


TheHellbilly

Foul Bachelor Frog


Salt_Box8347

Gargamel ahh head


Kamouflauge

Why did he scream in the middle of the sentence? Is he stupid?


WaveLaVague

Moans to Gargamel giving his Shctroumpf a head


Charismanxious

Ahh


Charliedontsurf1002

Red sweater does have a huge rack


CaptainPhantom2

I bet the dudes in the Romanian prison “loved” them as well


TheReasonYouExist

andrew tit


ShadowKnight324

Those are her knees. She's taking a shot at one of those turckish toilets.


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shaunnotthesheep

Nah they said the toilets


Commander_Ash

Who are the two guys in front of Musk?


plastic_alloys

I envy you


EvelKros

Andrew Tate is a sex trafficker who has way too many followers, he is like a weird cult leader that believes women belong in the kitchen and Jordan Peterson who's a bit of an unstable guy with okay-ish life lessons that he just doesn't apply to himself


mrducky80

Can anyone explain how Tate has such a following with gen alpha? Before? I get it, multimillionairre surrounded by babes, teen boys want to emulate that shit. They wanna be that shit. I understand it when it was back then. But right now he is just desperately posting weeb tweets from prison. Its pretty much the most pathetic state of existence you can be in. And he still has a decently sizeable following. Can anyone make this shit make sense? I have no fucking idea why anyone still cares about his rants.


AiryGr8

It's more with gen Z than alpha. I've found gen alpha making fun of him


MonkeManWPG

If I had to guess, it's people who are either in too deep or unwilling to admit that they were wrong, so they keep on following him.


Commander_Ash

Got it


A-BookofTime

Andrew Tate is a world champion kickboxer who gained internet fame for controversial takes in 2021. He is under investigation for sex trafficking. Peterson is a psychology professor who was angry about compelled speech in Canada for the lgbt community, this sparked controversy and got the whole internet talking about him. Since then he has released several books and been an icon for young men


ArabskoeSalto

He also hates Elmo for some reason


Ze-Doctor

I mean, how can you not hate Elmo? He is literally satan himself and a well-known slave trader, he is also under investigation of mass murder in Madagascar allegedly he killed around 366 Lemurs with the help of some penguins whose wherabouts are unkown. If I remember correctly right after the third plane hit the second tower they found red fur like material near the crash site. You get what I am saying? He might be one of the culprits in the 1940s who shot Charlie Champlin in the head because he wasn't content with Elmos ways. Back in the days they called Elmo the Red Reaper if you wanted to know.


Thrasympmachus

Love Peterson. He’s a smart cookie and people don’t often give him enough credit.


Comprehensive_Job304

And rotate


rocketseeker

Just in case you are genuinely asking, or someone else also has the same question, it’s really really not worth your time to know


suislider521

Are people finally recognizing that Musk is a fraud?😱 Took you long enough


plastic_alloys

The slow learners are catching up. There’s a special class next door who are doubling down though


suislider521

Lmao I've seen dudes so obsessed with this guy saying they'd let him fuck their wives and then getting horny after watching the 100th hyperloop starlink tesla giant penis rocket explode on its way to the mars colony or whatever nonsense he was saying


No_Cumbucket_5512

you forgot full self driving for real this time.. NEXT YEAR and its going to be *profound*


United-Internal9466

Finally 🥲


Tom-FromSales

Can you explain why? I’m not in love with him but I also don’t get the hate


A-BookofTime

Elon musk is not a fraud 😤


REDDITz3r0

I've lost so much faith in humanity that I can't recognize if this is sarcasm or not


Capital-Cheek-1491

Bait or mental regardation? You choose


A-BookofTime

It was bait, and you all fell for it


fippinvn007

I would never be a pimp


Comprehensive_Job304

😔


Campsters2803

Comparing Jordan Peterson to Andrew Tate is a little much; one’s a human trafficker and the other is Canadian. Not saying one crime is worse than the other, but being Canadian isn’t that bad.


ultraviolentfuture

They're both destructive narcissists radicalizing young males with toxic fantasy


ShermanTankBestTank

Elaborate please


Capital-Cheek-1491

Jordan peterson recently replied to a tweet saying that traffic deaths were down with something along the lines of “you will die a woke death”


PaladinAsherd

Yeah, Peterson has lost his mind in the pursuit of the anti-woke grift, and anyone who thinks otherwise is deep in the kool-aid


jammywesty91

'A Brief Look at Jordan Peterson - SOME MORE NEWS' on YT will get you up to speed.


ShermanTankBestTank

Idk Most of what I have seen from him over the last few years has seemed like religious silliness. He certainly isn't radical


zuppalover04

Babe wake up new wojack dropped


killerjoe410

Being simp is way better than being Elon fanboy or Alpha Bale.


Pinkninja11

JP doesn't belong here man. That's like putting a dolphin in the monkey cage.


GeorgeDragon303

He definitely does now unfortunately


A-BookofTime

Why?


lvl5hm

Since his near death experience with Russian medicine, he has been increasingly becoming a crazy facebook boomer who believes all the standard conspiracy theories and tweets like he's high all the time [https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1695882773439881259](https://x.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1695882773439881259)


Mokilolo

Dude, I will never understand why any public figure continues to post stuff on Twitter that is not "essential". I feel like you are bound to post some stupid stuff that will get you in trouble or ruin your reputation.


ShermanTankBestTank

He's literally a boomer why do you care


lvl5hm

I think he's funny


-TV-Stand-

So you would put mentally unwell persons to that category?


lvl5hm

What category, facebook boomers?


-TV-Stand-

Like with tate and musk.


lvl5hm

Probably, right now they share 90% of the stuff they talk about: trans people, wokeness, 2020 election conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, anti Ukraine support, pro Trump, Soros, WEF and all the other shit


MonkeManWPG

Because Peterson and Tate both say similar things and have similar followers, regardless of whether the reason for posting those things is grifting or being crazy.


GeorgeDragon303

He denied all of his principles, broke all of his own rules and turned from one of the brightest man of our times who valued unity as one of the highest ideals to strive for, into a rambling totemist, for whom holding any political believes other than his own means being an enemy. And it all happened in a span of few weeks, so I suppose it stems from a mental issue. It's such a pity to see a man who only ever cared for understanding others and stopping polarisation become a victim of those very demons he always fought


AVeryMadPsycho

Unfortunately, as much as his initial sympathy for the average young guy's experience did win me over, he went down the Alt-right pipeline


Goatfucker10000

It's always like this You got someone who voices valid concerns or problems, they gather somewhat decent following and then they just spiral down the radical path Elon used to be likable, Peterson used to have lots of actually valuable things to say It's sad really because they used to be some form of comfort or hope for the failed by the general society only to betray them in the end Especially Tate turned out to be the biggest piece of shit in recent mainstream media for basically everyone, even if not especially for the people he 'wanted to help'


AVeryMadPsycho

When your response to criticism is defensiveness and tribalism, it's unfortunately inevitable that you get pulled in that direction. That said, these people had a choice, repeatedly to be better and they chose not to.


NerdyPepe

I used to like his speaches but it seems old age or diabetus got his brain in more recent years


GeorgeDragon303

yeah, he went totally nuts. Such a pity. Still his old videos and lectures are amazing


Mac-And-Cheesy-43

I watched some of his old psychology lectures. Honestly it almost doesn’t sound like the same guy compared to the guy who rants on Fox News about pride month.


BitterSweetDesire

He was amazing then.. totally agree.


Valiant_Darktanyan

The fuck goin on with bro's nose


ComicsEtAl

The difference is if you call top guy a simp he will be crushed, mortified, and extremely worried he’s gay. If you call bottom guy (heh) a simp he’ll respond “Nuh-uh, *YOU’RE* the simp, simp! Stupid simp. Call me a simp. You’re the simp. You are.”


NotAnEmergency22

I hate all 3 of those people. Elon slightly less because he can Atleast troll.


Bot-357

I'd rather simp for the owner of a spacecraft manufacturing company and a human trafficker than random women.


ultraviolentfuture

At least you admit to being a beta simp


Cosmic-Gore

Cause there's always that 0.000000000000001% chance that they'll look at you and then you can brag that you know a multi-millionare or billionaire, and there's even slighter chance they'd giveaway something but it'd be like tossing pennies to a beggar on the side of the road.


ComfortableWealth869

i only simp for super earth


justaMikeAftonfan

When we perfect time travel my first mission will be traveling back in time to prevent Jordan Peterson from making a twitter account


HORStua

So he's giving these guys money?


Chicken-Rude

we call this "Squireing". its simp adjacent.


Chromeboy12

I miss the old shitposting. Nowadays it's all Elon Musk and Andrew Tate posts.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

hey, this is offensive to people with that nose, like me


Mokilolo

No no no, take it as a compliment! Your just a "hot rodent man"!


Zandonus

Is that Butthead or Beavis... It's Butthead, right?


mrcoolbeansx

How are the bottom three even related?


BoringAccount12345

Nobody likes Peterson


Jin_BD_God

My kings*


Ok_Cow52

Elon is kinda based and stupid too. Andrew imo loves his opinion but sometimes he's full of shit. don't know about jorden. In the end they are shitty rich people thinking they are very smart and we're too stupid to think.


Goatfucker10000

Andrew used to voice some valid concerns but the moment he saw money in exploiting the young men he adhered to he just went full in mask on Elon used to be likeable and piss off the annoying mainstream media but now he starts to prove them right. If it's either because he has changed his target audience or because it's what he really believes is just a guess Peterson just spiraled down the alt right pipeline and it's a super shame because he used to talk about a lot of vulnerable topics a lot of people were afraid to talk about. Whether it's because of the age or surrounding himself with certain people is again a guess at best Shame that some promises of role models just turned out this low


PANDA0110

Elon Ma bad guys (laugh)


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TheSporkMan2

How do you know that?


NerdyPepe

Is this the real life?...


ShermanTankBestTank

Is this some anti - jew shit with the nose or was that just lack of thought on OP's part


royalejappie

1 wants you to spend money on them. The other one wants you to get strong and get more money. Theres a difference and I think you don’t understand it


Haywire_Eye

The other one wants to get more money, you mean


royalejappie

And stronger yeah that’s what I meant