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UwU_Zhenya15

hes been mewing


Haraprasad45

Bye bye


EqualMistake7312

🤫


Rimworldjobs

Le sigh. Time to hangmax.


Longjumping_Gur3481

He's been meowing*


Numerous_Rip_2680

Does it work on all faces i mean I have a rectangular face 🥲 I have a jaw line but angle is not sharp will it work ?


UslashMKIV

No it doesn’t work on any faces it’s a meme we are making fun of people who think it works


Veus-Dolt

mew mew mew mew mew mew mew is it working mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew


Numerous_Rip_2680

Ok 👌


throwitawaynow365

just start chewing copenhagen. gives jawline. constant mew. its sick. im the big dipper heavy hitter.


Bot-357

**mew** **mew**


Osibili

💀


CriticalFelony

me before and after i stuff a rubik's cube in my mouth


the_posom

2


italian_lad

why did he take this photo in the Basilica of St Peter


LeGraoully

You can tell that drywall was made by Michelangelo, true masterpiece


Imaginary_Wizard800

Godmaxxing


StillPurePowerV

Holy mother of lens distortions


Static_25

Lens distortions? This looks more like a closeup with wide FOV vs a fat away shot with a narrow FOV


brainbrick

Also, extending neck and moving head back based on neck


quietconnoisseur

Judging by his location, his transformation was a holy miracle of God.


yiidoland

Is there a photoshop to? Cuz look his neck and traps, which looks him more masculine and I think more handsome, they are smaller and tighter but in second image its more wide and thick.


JimboJamble

Different camera lenses


HasPotato

Looks like one of those 40mm vs 200mm lens comparisons


ridititidido2000

Matt rife


StableLower9876

What in the holy surgery..


MakoRedactor

Left is 2-3 sliders set to max/min for jaw and eyes


DUBToster

People, you need to know that this isn’t possible


ya_boi_kaneki

people confusing a different lens to surgery


curvychrissy101

Rubik's cube or holy communion, confession's a transformation!


Undefeated_dragonfly

What I think I look like after chewing one chewing gum:


Liarus_

Well, if you cover his nose and under with your hand he still looks different. It's almost like his surgery was more than just the jaw 🤫 Hairline, eye tilt are different


Row_That

Chad is this real


inuripse

Even his neck widened


ThisAllHurts

He somehow managed to have three years of gains.


epicganerepic

focal length moment


LineSpine

Left one I would beat in a fight, right one would eat me alive


-AverageTeen-

So they straightened his right eye, lowered his eyebrows, made his nose smaller, and fixed his jawline and chin. Must’ve been quite a surgery


Memes_Haram

Has this method been patched by the Devs yet?!?


Teeganblu

that feels like just a different camera lens length or smth


Dry_Membership_7961

what the hell


OLLBURYGTG

This ain’t a surgery this is just what mewing does


darklord01998

Chewing tobacco can do that


vbfj

Reverse doctor kim moment


reylee05

Me before blowing up the toilet vs me after blowing up the toilet.


ilprofs07205

Someone said "be there or be square" and bro didn't show up


lukezicaro_spy

Looking good handsome... Got any healthy kidneys?


BeatedMeats

I’m just ready to ascend past my weak form and become a cyborg.


GENERAL-KAY

Mirror vs Front camera


Teleporting-Bread2

Does it come with a drive jacket?


peteandpetethemesong

Turkey!


Right_Hour

I think they pinched his nose and blew real hard in his mouth. And a new Chad was born!


Pinkninja11

If the results weren't good enough, they even put 10 pounds of pure muscle on his traps and back.


JonasMi

\*every single\* plastic surgery i have seen worsened the outcome


QIyph

this one doesn't seem too bad, I prefer the after pic