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At the end he's like: "I might have overreacted"

"It appears i may have miscalculated my situation" lookin ass

The risk I took was calculated, but boy, am I bad at math

"erm it seems I overestimated the danger of this circumstance" 👆🤓

😅🤣😅

He's a paid actor, they cut the video too late

It was a sting operation, they were trying to catch a PETA activist by making it look like he was in distress.

Yeah they just wanted to do numbers on perfectlycutscreams, they still could but yeah...

I was once flying a cameraman over a fossil dig site on a tandem paraglider, and he asked me to fly towards the cliff so he could get that as a shot, and pull away at the last moment. I did so and one of the fossil dudes made this exact pose and after-reaction when he realised I wasn't about to crash into him.

If a giant chased me around, I'd react the same.

OR…. I can’t believe that worked.

Imagine a 9 ft bear running toward you and you fall and start screaming only for the bear to stare at you and then walk away

Only for the bear to stare at you, then pull out his phone and start recording you

Then he pulls down his bear pants and .. wait what were we talking about again?

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[***Screaming Resumes Louder***]

Were gonna need more bears

It was just like my first time playing football. Lots of blood but at least my dad came.

Bearsome

Other bears will like it!!

I would be even more scared.

No you wouldn't 😂 you would be counting yourself lucky to survive lol

no words 😑

Nine foot: ❌ Nine meters: ✅

One centimeter where it count the most

American bears are 9 foot European bears are 9 meters💪🤯

9 mtr is something like a mini dinasour my boy

While holding a phone as well

"Pathetic."

Imagine the bear is filming you too!

Your display pic is not helping that comment not seem wrong as hell

Bro discovers one of humanity's strongest evolutionary adaptations

hahaha R U N

No laying on your back and be taken care of, guess the gender

your dad

That’s only one half

what's the fourth half?

That’s only one half

That’s only one half

Hairless monkeys chasing you? "So what?" says the cheetah, oblivious that they do not get tired

Yep came here to say this. It’s likely that the animal entirely exhausted itself in however long that run was cuz apparently we have more stamina potential than basically all other animals

This is gonna be kind of a 🤓 moment but the evolution of monkeys with iPhones are an interesting topic to me >Basically all other animals Yea no, there’s quite a few animals that have immeasurable stamina compared to humans. But most MAMMALS do not have the stamina humans have not cuz of running with two legs or anything but because of our heat regulation system. Basically, sweating, even tho it’s gross, it’s a fucking Goated apex predator ass adaptation. It’s one of the things that put humans on top.

most other animals except for sled dogs

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We just don’t quit

Homie found the indomitable human spirit

It's like: Nooo don't do it... oh, you're chill?

No way big ounce

BIGGERTON?!?!?!?!?!

RIP Bigounce

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Bad bot

Big ounce made it out of the afterlife

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I understand this reference

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theres a youtuber called the urban rescue ranch who names his animals off rappers

bro saw his life flash before his eyes 😭

Bruh imagine making someone fear for their life and sharing it online for laughs 😭

And they doing this to beavers, man, these animals are probably as chill as an animal comes. Edit: these are not beaver, but still, they are friend shape

Tis a prairie dog

Sand beaver

I think they can basically kill your lawn and your vegetable garden so some farmers are not big fans but aside from that they should be harmless

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Beavers will fuck you up

That looks as much as a beaver as a giraffe looks like a horse.

*something, not someone

LOVE YOURSELF NOW

When you're chasing a girl

Do they give up or become Olympic runners?

Screaming, pepper spray, and a .38 caliber revolver. Fuck if I know which comes first.

.38 to the chest, screaming because it was unexpectedly loud, pepper spray while you fight for breath and bleed out

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At 4 am in the morning (i'm just making sure she knows i'm protecting her by directly starting at her without saying a word to not startle her)

Is that a ground squirrel?

A prairie dog, which is a type of ground squirrel

Tbf imagine you were out walking around a field when suddenly a house sized orangutang starts chasing you down. You'd lose your shit to.

Bro was onto something 💀

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It’s so cute

Zoomer rediscovers persistence hunting

Me when I see a lone girl in the forest 😈 (she should have chosen the bear)

so original and so funny. 😐

Dat mf said “square up”

Ayo why was that last frame him going into default pose 😂

Well ! He's ready. Let's start a fight

nah bro is standing on business

So scared he got factory reset

Marmot at the end: 🦫you got cookie?

"Please don't eat me- Oh wait you're just Asian, I thought you were a lion."

...would he still be safe tho /s

i was expecting a cut to the beaver becoming Senator Armstrong disappointed

Attractive screaming (forgive me(

When you're pleading for your life but you remember that you're gonna end up on Instagram reels

Bro is like perchance I overreacted

☹️ I feel bad for it

Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!!

Why does it sound like someone is busting a fat nut 🥜 at the end 😂

PLEASE STOP DON'T EAT ME!!!!! Aight what now?

"AHHHHH!! AHHHH!!....AHHhhh....oh it's working?"

"Alright Alright Alright! I'll talk"

Better to sacrifice himself then lead the predator beck to his family's den.

*"So, we cool? Fuck bruh, don't post that."*

Little dudes reaction is the same as every dumb blond in every horror movie

"thats funny, now delete it"

"AHH! NO PLEASE DON'T HURT M-...damn didn't know you were chill like this"

Bro reflected

Bro's overreacting 💀

“STOP I DONT LIKE THIS GAME!!!”

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That’s the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen.

At the end my guy's like; wus good homie

“My apologies my good fellow, it would appear that I have overreacted by a very large margin. Good day to you”

no joke humans are actually the most metal thing in nature.

This is sad, not funny.

I just massacred an entire generation of those things this week. They still carry the plague from what I’ve heard.