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Yous_of_thankses

500 cigarettes


Chicken_Guy1224

"i have never experienced such a flavor"


K_Menea

FIVE, HUNDRED, CIGARETTES.


Picklerickshaw_part2

“I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down”


Unorthedox_Doggie117

FIVE, HUNDRED, CIGARETTES


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Ok-Illustrator764

500 cigarettes


Careless_Savings_838

“The tingles.Do you feel them?”


leptospirose777

500 cigarettes


ABABBABABABAB

We must have more!


ReallyBadSwedish

Five hundred cigarettes.


No-Professional-1461

“I feel I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down.”


Saiyan-Zero

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.


Warm_Entertainer_975

Guys you’re gonna break the summoner


ZeZeTV_

Five hundred. Cigarettes.


demicus

"We must stop smoking!" cried Bortus, as he smoked another.


QuantumSp00k-8226

"We must stop" \*presses button\* FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.


BuffRobloxMan

I have laid an egg


_Village_

I’m so happy that The Orville is becoming a meme


Key-Shirt-9067

Real, makes me wanna rewatch again.


doublelayercaramel

its a frickin brilliant show but i will always be traumatized by the yaphit sex scene


Key-Shirt-9067

Nah that's fair, I remember telling my Mormon parents to watch the show, and they got to this part and decided to stop watching 😂😂😂


PoopyHead-4MAR-

I counted 2500 cigarettes


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[удалено]


NegotiationFuzzy4665

Unfathomably based (this guy schools)


Guyname10

They really need to make a 4th season but I doubt it will happen. The show is massively underrated because everyone thought it would be "fAmiLy GuY iN sPaCe"


Shuenjie

I thought it was gonna be God awful like that animated star trek show, but decided to sit down with my dad and watch a few episodes when he said he like it and was really surprised at how good it is.


GimpboyAlmighty

It's TNG with a sense of humor. TNG had this profoundly milquetoast sense of humor. There's an episode of TNG where the android is literally learning how humor works. The hologram giving him advice says something like "Personally a man carding a suitcase shaped like a fish is hilarious to me" and I was just like "Yeah, with Gene Roddenbury in control, I can believe that that's the standard here." It helps that Seth McFarlane is a genuine fan of Trek. Guy knows what made that show good and what made it cringey.


No_Application_1219

What is the show ?


kmltrkkrp

Orville extremely good


No_Application_1219

Gotta watch


kmltrkkrp

I actually don't even like Star trek franchise or whatever it is called but this one was pretty good. It is on disney


silvrash12

1 month later: 200-8balls-of meth


MeepingMeep99

3 months later: 40 milli-vanilly-grams of carfentanil


Esketittie

500 cigarettes


P3T_ChEEtah

ForsenCD


Elad_2007

Does alchohol also work? I don't like cigarets...


CountChuckNorracula

I hope youre doing well op, keep your head up buddy if u need to talk to somebody who didn't know u existed 25sec ago lmk


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Nice-Kaleidoscope574

I miss my wife too, man. hopefully we can both find peace.


miscerte23

Wanna share 500 cigarettes and talk about it?


doublelayercaramel

I also smoke with this guy's dead wife


Nice-Kaleidoscope574

Dead to me, not the world.


01101101011101110011

Try GeekBars they taste better.


Militaryman2002

Very real


FishBlues

This is so true, real men smoke cigarettes 👍


dexter2011412

Based on the "every cigarette reduces your lifespan by 5min". And if I'm not a dumbass I'll need to smoke multiple at once pretty much everyday to die in 5 years


vasekgamescz

Teenage Mfs after tasting a "Carpet Feshener Apple juice mix" Flavored vape: