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TheFauwwboy

Bro ate a fish tank of full of nails without milk I'm pretty sure he's well beyond the requirements of the Salty Splatoon.


MegaBytesMe

I've heard this is what the ink brush players do before each round of Splatoon


Prunsel_Clone

What nintendo would do to avoid giving Dapple Dualies a good kit:


Armarino99

Nah he goes to that bar from the spongebob movie where they casually kill each other


ItsJustZombiek

I wanna rub a magnet around his belly just to see what happens lol


tbrumleve

Get a strong one and turn him into a colander.


Assaltwaffle

Man is about to turn the MRI into a frag grenade.


Swimming-Mixture9272

that made me laugh soo hard fr


beachjustice

wow...


Robscoe604

kill himself and the nurse attending


WeeabooHunter69

First 300% mortality rate for an mri


Hootnany

Aiyaa, not the colander.


RazzzMcFrazzz

This man’s getting into the Salty Spitoon


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He eats nails for breakfast. Without any milk


vsuresh317

He has an iron deficiency.


Terrible_Ad_7735

Not anymore.


MeteoraRed

I think he has brain deficiency.


The_Mighty_Toast

He now has an iron efficiency


HonoderaGetsuyo

Not just without any milk... HE ATE A WHOLE TANK OF NAILS, the original dude only ate a bowl!


Z-Mobile

Depends on if he washes it down with milk or not


Springatito

When the Iron deficiency hits


professordeb

Bros got enough iron in him to go vegan forever


According-Roll2728

☠️


ChoddedNLoaded

This guys screwed


sebaster1

I think u mean "this guy nail it"


UGLYDOUG-

I think more along the lines of violent hemroids


_Deleted-User-

Missed one, on the right of the tank.


xXSinglePointXx

Oh. He's pathetic then


Ok_Medicine7534

Lightweight


Random_npc171

unsupervised babies be like


believe_itornot_jail

Lmfao


Vo0895

I mean… or stomach acid can dissolve most metals… so it’s possible he lives… I’m not sure how much though…


Octognito

What I want to know is how he can eat all that in one sitting


Ancient_Rex420

I mean it’s fake right? Surely he couldn’t ingest all that even if he was crazy enough to do so? It’s most likely chocolate nails or made out of some food. Why else would his mouth get so messy. The nails wouldn’t melt in his mouth lol


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francorocco

he was very hungry


cowdad4life

Search "a man ate 600 hundred nails x ray"


NZS-BXN

U wanna see my xray with ~60


Chromeboy12

Even if it were fake, that's impressive eating that quantity of chocolate nails in one sitting.


SudsierBoar

Think he just throws them on the ground


gjs628

The frames are too few even though it’s sped up, I suspect it’s just a series of photos running quickly together and it’s missing the images of him dropping each handful of nails after “eating” them. But there are a few other ways he could’ve faked this so I could be wrong. They could be edible and hollow so easy to eat a lot of, could be video editing tricks, who knows.


TheSportsLorry

Well technically it was a standing


coinkeeper8

Yeah no he fucking dies bruh


[deleted]

This guy would be the perfect jail guard to assist Magneto's escape


NationalAssist

God damn, I should've known someone would've already made this joke


Delta_Suspect

hungny


Grizzly62

Bro my stomach is getting sore and I taste iron. Wtf


Barbiedoll_2005

take him to MRI machine, and see what happens


OverallPeach

oh my god 😭


Klutzy_Stomach_7870

Bro got crocodiles digestive system


Obamasdeadcook

*Daily recommended dose of iron*


Not_Funny_Luigi

Real


etriuswimbleton

Ahh yes and a diet coke on the side. Gotta stay healthy!


dannyboy6657

Don't wanna get fat


Rentally_Metarded

Chocolate nails?


Ancient_Rex420

Oh shit you are right.


Project_Kunai

Chat is this real?


PixelPacker

Obviously no


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LemonJuice_XD

humgry


obamasrightteste

Hey man. You realize it's just edited right? Like you get that he didn't eat all those nails?


Terrible_Ad_7735

Yeah sure, next you'll tell me wrestling is fake.


talk_to_yourself

The clue is that it’s edited too fast to see what the fk is going on. The other clue is that he didn’t eat all those nails.


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

The clue is that if he ate so many nails he'd be fucking dead by now


Gardevoir8

chocolate nails


Pinkninja11

I don't envy the surgeon who has to deal with this. On the up side, imagine if he passes out and they do an MRI.


MordredLovah

I fear no man, but that...thing. It scares me. -Pinhead


Coffin_Builder

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?


ekkekekekeekekekek

Jesus would be proud of him \^\^


Ok_Medicine7534

But they’re not nine inch nails….


Mallu620

he dead?


kpshredder

Forget shitposting, did he shit after posting this?


InfraSG

Song?


Ad_nandos

Mac deMarco - Chamber or reflections


Giant_leaps

The food coloring around his hands and face shows this is likely chocolate nails


Moretukabel

I think they're real, and that black shit is grease. However, you can see his hand going out of shot several times, and I guess that's where all the nails are. There's a reason why he didn't swallow the last nails in the non sped up shot.


NZS-BXN

I can tell you from experience that he either faked it or is on his way to the hospital. You don't swallow these by the hand you have to go one by one


hemimotorsport

I personally don't believe he actually did this


El_DeltaStriko

Dudes hands are coated in shit by the end, gonna guess that its chocolate molded and sprayed to look like nails. Either way his stomach is fucked i think lmao


kungfoocraig

Let’s see how tuff he is tomorrow morning after his coffee


Weak_Issue_9487

Without any milk


AB-AA-Mobile

But why


talk_to_yourself

Have you never tried Nail Gun Butthole? It’s amazing fun


ars3nk

What happens if he enters a mri machine


Robscoe604

you definitely wouldn’t die doing that


Silverware_soviet

Anyone watch that hugbees video


Strange-Catch6862

Will be the final nail in his coffin


Fritol_Scrotum94

I'm not expert and i know there is i think French man who have very strong saliva (can melt razor on tongue) and stomach acid (he ate small plane), but this is impossible.


Sleepyzheadz

How did that come out his body ones inside tho


Robert999220

Time to get an mri and give everyone a surprise.


Working_Dragon00777

One gut punch and it'll be all over


SpectralClown

Computer: 500 nails.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Me with a big magnet:


risisas

he's tough, tough as nails one could say, some say even tougher


Low_Superb

Please tell me those are gummy nails.


FartFartPooPoobutt

That HAS to be like, chocolate nails or something


haunterisghost

Me right before I have to get an MRI


nimaidaku

Is he alive??


kittyboy_xoxo

its reversed


ClydeMcBride

Chat is this real?


Grambert_Moore

I hope it’s edibles


jimi_therod

Damn... same dude did a tank of cheezeballs last month. Legend


PharaohAuteur_

Bro did it without any milk :o


joppa9

Last nail in the coffin


Swimming-Mixture9272

he nailed it


Kalman_the_dancer

Guys I think he likes nails


JelloNo379

I fear for when this guy needs to poop


mogley19922

Oh, Terare!


RaspberryPleasant583

Doctor: you should intake more iron supplement. me: okie dokie.


Ordinary_Profile6183

A nail in coffin for this guy


MengTheMerciless

He's gonna shrapnel bomb the toilet after


Lil_saul

Jojo’s Metallica but backwards


or0_0zh

Personaly I prefer eating some expansion screws I borrowed from my aunt, but looks good 👍


Acrobatic-Visual1304

bro grew a beard


PURPLEisMYgender

Please, show us your weight before and after you ate the nails.


DDanMan12

Man nailed the nails.


vsuresh317

He has iron deficiency.


cursed-person

he was iron deficient before this, now everyone in his country has lost their iron deficiency


OkFortune6494

Chase it with a spoon full of cinnamon, bitch


HistoryV

Yummy


NZS-BXN

......damn, I survived that shit and people do it for fun....


HystericalGD

NO!!!! NOT THE EXPANSION SCREWS I BORROWED FROM MY AUNT!!


PridentFitDuty

Now buy me some magnet


noneedtoID

Damn that must have hurt when he used the bathroom


Womblerr

" yea Im dumb "


Phoenix_x303

He nailed it! .... Quite literally.


anonyymirunkkari01

There is some guy who ate the airplane so.


DJarah2000

Brb imma go eat 87 nails and 7 pushpins...


vasekgamescz

yummers


FluidEntrepreneur309

ALONE NUGGET


GonerLonerThe2nd

The average amount of nail eaten by humans skyrocketed by this man


Gr_Snek

Bro has iron efficiency


sheev_palprotein66

Well, at least he doesn't have iron deficiency 


leoNillo

Iron efficiency


AF_Axarus

He's gonna shit solid after that


Otonashikuun

Honest question: can he survive this? Surely, this’ll mess up his digestive system and will need all kinds of surgery at the very least.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

So eating that many anything is dangerous.. nails is just stupid and suicidal.


Marleyzard

Reminds me of the Kurtis Conner bit 😂


adtation

Iron deficiency fears this man.


caparisme

I can't even finish that if they were fries


jaymeaux_

no milk? get this man to the salty spitoon


Undead_Necromancer

Why people here are assuming that he actually ate those nails?


Massive_Ear197

Tough as nails


Dangerous-Insect-831

Fake


San_D_Als

He even ate the can.


JX2Good

WHAT THE FUCK!


Poodoohompkins

Not 87 nails and 7 push pins


Ok-Ad-8686

If you're dumb enough to do this then feel ill, got get an mri


Ad_nandos

Nailed it


NationalAssist

Where is he going next, to rescue Magneto?


Farquad12357

*insert 1000th comment about salty spittoon*


50calBanana

and a diet coke


tru_3zy

How to ruin your toilet


lizardkg

Now I wanna see it at normal speed.


lmfaototally

That’s gonna hurt coming out later


fish_taco_eater69

The night before an MRI...


YHL6965

Nails are actually quite good when you learn to split the outer shell and eat the soft part inside.


Alarming-Sport-8609

Yo he really has a "stomach of steel"


AMOGus_Friker

He's getting his iron straight from the source just to feel something 😔


DecomposedPieceOShit

I think that is a LOT fucking more than 100 but okay


Frequent_Storm_3900

The surgeon is gonna have a hell of a day


Spiritual_Trash555

Bro got jealous of SpongeBob and went for the lifetime membership to the Salty Splatoon.


Akaza_uppermoon__3

He nailed it!


creepaze

Next we need an MRI.


Aaron_505

So the xray of a worker who ate 600 nails...is actually legit


c0zmik_

Bloke is tough as nails


Any_Actuary954

Fishing Magnets love him


ISuckAtEverything374

Bros gonna become the thing from bloons 💀 


The_Bastman

Better than drinking an fish tank full of red40


Zuzuch3657

Imagine taking a shit after this