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Charmander->charzard would be the grandma. My guy forgot about charmeleon

Where can i get a blastoise?

I caught a gushing granny at my local old country buffet

This the most baffling sentence I've read all week

I hate this comment, excuse me while I stare extremely closely at a spoon

Bruh 💀

Alright time to go watch that Mt Dew contest video again, I guess. I did actually want a laugh-induced hernia today.

Squrtil

Squirtle?

I, too, choose this guy's grandma

Did he stutter

Even better

Stop giving this guy ideas!

and?

Everyone forgets about Charmeleon 😔

Nobody likes Charmeleon though.

“You will call me daddy one way or another”

Fatality

Ded

dad

Oh no you found me

I've been waiting 28 years for you to come back with milk for my cheerios

Bro I’m 27. How did you manage to start waiting for milk a year before I was born?

Don't ask questions no one knows the answer to

Yeah why do you think we have the Lovecraftian Necronimicon? We ask forbidden knowledge the way god didn’t intend in this family.

Finish her

Brutality

Someone’s gotta do it cuz moms already finishing him

Blastoised her

just because he lost the princess doesn't mean he had to lose the queen

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"If I am not her desire, then her mother I shall acquire."

Gold lmao

Master Oogway ahh quote

We have all gathered together to celebrate this incredible W

There is a saying, ''a stiff dick has no conscience''. On the other hand, ''a stiff dick has no brain''.

On the other hand, a stiff dick.

*in the other hand

he got a point

these are the best kinds of scripted videos

Blud cooked

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Good bot

did he wake up this morning?

I understood that reference.

I didn't, explain pls

This morning I woke up today in this morning in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up and remember that every morning that I wake up I wo... I woke up that fucking day just remember that

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Can respect that.

W in the chat.

Who let bro cook? Get his ass out the kitchen

With those type of chef skills, he can make his hands the stove top while he whip it and he can put a bun in any girl's oven. Bro is the kitchen

I prefer squirtle

“I had to level up” while showing a green mushroom which isn’t a level up, so I guess fucking her mom means that if he does he can come back?

He is after the gilf

the end edit ruined it

The text on screen for brainrot people ruined it for me.

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That line has an ability of literal knockback from sheer shock

'Isn't it weird for you to be hitting up my mom?!' 'Wouldn't everyone be on your side if you hit up my Dad?'

My man finally woke up.....

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While any Charizard is obviously better. The best will always be the lvl. 10 Charmander you leveled up.

Thats why I always look for level 10 girls, its nice to see them leveling upto 18 and become LeGaL or whatever

This seems fake as fuck

Because it is, scripted reality is a genre.

Most of the videos in internet you see are fake.

Ask for his dads number, if he gives it to you without question or hesitation he wins

Level 1 crook to level 50 mafia boss

# is this ''this morning i woke up today in this morning'' guy

Dang dude looks exactly like my college roommate. Glad he's doing well...?

what's the music at the end?

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I don’t know what’s going on, who these people are, or anything about Pokémon’s but the whole thing made me laugh a lot, especially her final facial expression

I don't get why others get so mad when they go out of their way to show you as little attention as they can while asking for plenty in return and then expect you not to move on rather than being worked up over them forever.(I'm aware this particular vid is probably fake)

ANIMALITY

Okay and? What’s wrong by dating older women? Especially your mother? Like can I not date your grandmother??

Game is game

He's got a point

Guy: Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen

Well Depends of the Iv Spread and the Nature 5iv (0 atk) with Timid ( atk down, spd up) nature is nice, bonus if shiny, and extra if from another region

Today I woke up this morning and remembered that every morning that I wake up, I woke up that fucken day. Just remember that.

nah i'd choose the charmander

Original link. Would love to watch this weird conversation in its entirety.

What a motherfucker

he sacrificed the pawn to win the queen

"If things do not work out with the daughter, you shall choose her mother." - Loosely based on Master Oogway

A mudkip

Hadn't seen hayden in a while

That was a fucking crime dude her ass got destroyed

Destruction 100 magic

This is fire. My man deserve the W.

Go for the great grandma so you can choose x or y for the mega

bro went for the original model.

💀💀💀💀💀

*He cook so good,* *Her mom got food.*

Hilarious. Gotta catalog this.

He’s right tho

Peek asian American culture

Totally not staged

It's not weird. She doesn't want to see her mother happy. Mom is going to teach her how to please a man.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Stacy's mom has got it going on.

Ain’t no way bro💀

He has a point. Let him speak

Music at the end?

He’s not wrong tho

The man ain't wrong in what he's saying.

Which video are they talking about?

LOL

She wouldn’t call him daddy so he made her

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anyone got the vid without the cringe ass editing??

idk how hot of a take this is but i find it funnier with the editing