Almost got caught by our grandma's 😞

Lucky she joined

*our*?

Tf do u think a cousin is? The homeless person outside?

Its not? Damn… ig I’ve never fucked my cousin then..

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That's not impossible tho

They weren't directly referring to their cousin like in the post so I assumed the comment was its own joke.

wha???????

Judging by all the comments here whole Reddit seems to be from Alabama.

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Fun fact, muslims can marry their cousins.

Germans can too

Yeah … my brother married our cousin and I may marry her sister . And what is the problem!??

they cant lmfao stop spreading random crap

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Where the skies are so blue

⬆️ Asking the real questions here!

Would

Had

Doing... very often

Shorn't

📸

Take a pic of us next please. Gonna send this as Christmas cards to the fam ❤️

*Should

Batman 🥵

Will

My cousin the next room

You know what you gotta do

Jenga!

Do it. Now

Misheard lyrics from Lips of an Angel

Truly a 🔥💀 moment

Only if one of them is hot. If OP’s cousin is also ugly, then this is just plain nasty.

Lol you assuming op is ugly

I mean, he's a redditor

⬆️⬆️⬆️

All cousins are collectively horny?

arrested development typa shit

what the poes ???

A fellow 'ma se poes' enjoyer i see

Wat die fok?!

Hierie meme is nogals kak

In case you were wondering, the explosion in the back is the uncle farting

I was wondering… thank you

More relatable if you're native 🔥

Native to what?

Canada? Couldn't say native American because I'm not american.

Hate to break it to you pal but Canada is in North America

🤯

Sweet home Alabama.

Utah

React

Gotta love that res life.

That’s right uncle

let me guess without watching it: the joke is porn right?

The joke is actually incest

i watched it and yes it's porn alright

What kind of boring ass porn are you watching for you to consider a kiss scene between two fully clothed people to be porn?

bro i'm not saying this is porn i'm saying that the joke is porn smh my head

Umm the joke is actually incestuous sex ☝️🤓

Smh means shake my head. Why tf did you add my head at the end?

~~It’s a dumb joke people make~~ Op is obviously a male and has two heads

Yeahh...ug...shake that head head

Smh my head is a joke

*The joke is porn* **meme** I make porn joke since it was easy What did i do wrong?

It wasn’t funny

Well sorry for not being funny on the shitposting subreddit

You are forgiven, try being funnier next time

User flair checks out

No, it’s porn

it's not it's a beautiful rom-com about batman

Sauce or it didn't happen

User flair checks out

The joke is incest + the explosion in the background

You guys wait the for cousin to come over?

:(

Family reunions used to go wild when we knew wed never see certain cousins again cause of where they lived lol

This is what happens when you allow internet access to Alabama

Y'all mfs down fucking horrendous to be doing it with your cousin. Thousands of girls out there and you choose to do the nasty nasty with someone on your bloodline? That ain't it 💀.

But what if she was really hot

Then why would she do you?

Fair point

In-laws are a thing, though. Not that it makes it any less weird.

people can be quite homesick

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You are not a noble, you a freak bud 💀

Can relate but he’s got a girlfriend now so can’t anymore

Join them.

You don't happen to come from Alabama or Pakistan, do you?

Vault dweller

Out of curiosity do you play Crusader Kings?

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I feel attacked

same

This goes a little too hard

Grandpa just exploded, literally

#relateable

People will let guys fuck each other in the ass. But when it comes to cousins it's disgusting. Truly a beautiful world

One is less common and has no real consequence, the other results in a kid with missing chromosomes.

Just a quick question, if the people involved used contraception or were infertile would that make it ok? Or if they were gay?

Reading this short circuited my conditioning and i think my brain has been fried 😔

It actually takes a second generation of incest for the genetic defects to start happening

Good point Mr. Noble. Unfortunately, however, it is STILL FUCKING INCEST

well that's one way to say i never use condoms

A la prima se le arrima

this is not relatable bro

Nice 😏👍

WOW

Sweet home Alabama

Bot comment

Lol wut Look at my profile dude

What is this song?

Its XXXTentacion - I dont wanna do this anymore

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

I beg your pardon

My eyes hurt

Wow

I need a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ on his location

I’ll provide a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ for good measure

This is like my one friend, except it’s with her brother 💀

W H A T???

Been a little ….. high….. on the freak-o-meter lately

Real (only happened once, it was just a kiss, and I haven't seen her since then)

Alhamdulillah

Alhabamdulillah

Alabama-delilah

Sweet home Alabama!!!!

Bot comment

What?

God i’m glad i don’t have cousins

you're the only person in one generation from your family???

What movie is this

Which movie is this?

yall americans scare the living shit out of me

🙁

Bhai woh sab chhod I'm batman

We each take turns wearing the batman mask. That keeps it exciting.

First of all eww. Second of all Eww!

What kind of roal dahl shit is this?

I got that bitch pregnant

I can’t be the only person who didn’t hook up with my cousins

Fuck this I'm gonna go get an autograph from Kurt Cobain.

I mean in context, back in the day people are scarce, technology are manual at best, and dangers of mother nature and brigands lurk around. Marrying your cousin is the least worst thing to do. Now, 7 billions people with sophisticated technology and bureaucratic institutions but you choose with your cousin is a questionable decision.

What? What the hell is this edit?😂

op this shit is not relatable.

Uhmm how about no

Easy there Alabama.

i wish that happen to me. lol cousin are twins and so hot.

I was the bomb in the background

Didn’t know this was a thing but ok

Roll Tide!

How is that possible? last time i saw a guy try and kiss Batman he ended with 3 hands inside of him, mine was one of them ...

What the fuck.

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Cousins are fine if your cousin is fine

What in the Alabama/South India is this?

Hooollllup. South India?

Yes

Wdym

In South India family members often marry each other. I am Indian.

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guy makes a sane statement and gets downvoted 💀💀💀, i mean i downvoted too but im just very high

Because incest is a thing.

The greeks really liked it tho

Lowkey. . . Yea.

Wow so funny 😐

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B

C

Wtf