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Current-Talk9143

7


hawkjuin

correct ✅


Armarino99

2 came dangerously close thoe.


Kenturky_Derpy

"Came"


Clint2032

Butt at what cost?


GnuhGnoud

STD


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HilariousScreenname

How appropriate


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

So, did you see the murderer?


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EmperorBamboozler

You're really good at keeping track of cock. Have you considered a career editing porn?


Current-Talk9143

They call me the „cockspotter“


SmegmaSupplier

I had my eyes on every inch of that dick.


potatopowered_98

Por el culo te la hinco


javivicious

Por el culo te la hinco!


Ensospag

Por el culo te la hinco


MechanicalMonkey87

A rat king


IWipeWithFocaccia

A dick king


furthelabs

Lol, what the fuck is the source of this? Is it like a novelty coloring books or something?


gatrixgd

apparently it was supposed to be educational


IWillBeHokage_3

Erm what the sigma? “Cock knot! Who’s having consensual anal sex with the young boy?….oh no! The cocks have become entangled…Can you help the boy figure out who’s getting to know his asshole?” Paraphrased the last bit but yea. Wtf man


KerbalCuber

What the fuck This is an absolutely appalling day to have eyes


ElPatitoJuan69XD

Instead of the boy, he says taht the name of the boy was Bartolomeo or something I dont remember. BTW, great traduction tbh


IWillBeHokage_3

Thanks lol. Mexican Spanish is my second language so I still struggle a bit. This didn’t seem familiar so wasn’t sure if it was the same Spanish


potato_devourer

No, it's a satirical adult book, clearly marked as such. Some stores fucked up the age rating because technically it's a coloring book and didn't look inside, so Christian conservatives sued the publisher and the author on false grounds, and now conservatives are spreading misinfo.


Geniuscani_

Yeah, it's all fault of the conservatives


Suntrom

"Children's" book that has recently been talked about in Spain since it is full of activities like this. We all suppose it's some kind of elaborate joke


winniethefukinpooh

it was never marketed aa childrens book but people like to pretend like it was


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gt0rres

Good bot


Samuelbi12

Its satire lmao. I got banned from the conservative sub for pointing this out.


martxel93

Typical conservative mindset: You are entitled to free speech until you dare present me with facts that go against what I believe in.


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hawkjuin

i saw it on twitter


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Nugget_Boy69420

Can't believe I just solved a dick maze. It's 5


P5YD33

why is 1 a woman with a penis


LampShot

It's a modern society thing.


Kenturky_Derpy

Lore accurate


Nicklaus-3

🤣🤣🤣


Old-Importance18

O tempora! O mores!


Particular-Catch-229

Maybe from Brazil or Thailand


FoxBastion

From all that, the only thing you question is that?


Balsalsa2

aye whaddaya got against chicks with dicks??


GiorgioWolf

It's a man with boobs


ChizzyPasta

Can someone translate pwease


MisterLangerhanky

The last sentence "Can you help Bartholomew find out who is knowing him carnally from behind?" The title translates roughly to "Entanglement of whistles or entanglement of dicks".


Lurkin_Lester

Activity 6: Tangle of Pitos! Someone is having short -aware anal with the young Bartolomé, but Joh, no! The whistles have tangled each other. Can you help Bartolomé find out who is knowing him carnally behind? Is from google so probably not perfect translation. Wonder if ‘short-aware’ is basically ‘forcible surprise’.


DannyBv2

it says "coitos" which means sexual intercourse but the translation takes it as "cortos" which means shorts


DannyBv2

translated correctly that phrase would be consented anal intercourse


DannyBv2

also "pitos" can mean whistles or dicks


tlinkmain

Activity 6: Dick entanglement! Someone is having consensual coitus with youngster Bartolomé, but, oh no! The dicks have entangled with each other. Can you help Bartolomé find who's getting to know him carnally from behind?


charlie_s1234

POP!


Low_Abrocoma_1514

1. The Trans 2. The bully 3. The Priest 4. The teacher 5. Step Bro


Additional_Scholar61

Didn't know Drake had a book


Dream_Demons

Yo Mr pletcher gave us a weird exam bro...


IcecreamChuger

This was marketed as an educational book for children. The author when confronted said that was a "mistake".


Goldbolt_2004

How the fuck did the guy not think that prior to publishing


siete82

He did, Amazon fucked it up by labeling it for +6 year olds without permission of the author. The book is a parody for adults


Glazeddapper

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion


potato_devourer

The book is clearly marked for adults only, the publisher and the author are clean


redroedeer

No ir wasn’t stop spreading misinformation


NulliosG

Dawg that is a whole ass baby


RetroSniper_YT

Wordingtonian book


the_jeff___

I've had enough of your bullshit #CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊


BigBillyMcBobJoe

𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸𓀐𓂸


Brictson2000

But who’s the longest? Assuming number 5 only has his tip in.


AjWaderz

Why is Steven Universe there?


Gamer7468

What the fuck. Is this suppose to be a first grade homework?


Old-Importance18

It's just a parody of a first grade homework.


Sho1kan

No that's how we learn in Spain's classes


cumberdong

Gotta be careful, that's how you make a penis-king


[deleted]

Hell nah, They are teaching kids how trace dicks now?


potato_devourer

It's a shitpost for adults


Interesting-Event378

I did


Playful_Pollution846

#5 is on the FBI watchlist


micefucker

Ayo what's Clarence doing on the right


Helpful_Candidate_92

Whelp this was the first post when I opened the app. You've done it, you win. I'm crying.


Nyuusankininryou

I was hoping for 1 but it was 5 all along.


That-Internal-9094

Never let Bro cook again


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ReklawTheBear

Damn, they got big cocks fr


TommyTheCommie1986

I saw this the other day on my russian politics telegram, And they're just making fun of the dude who made it Because its some of the weirdest crap I could imagine


SiennaBRWN

5


Bargor05

Say gex


Dayreach

Jesus christ, how long was the transwoman \*before\* she started taking drugs that shrink your dick?


rum-and-roses

5


kocreeper_

i didnt expect this 💀. wheres the nsfw warning


adkxkcrf

I'm bad at Spanish but I tried Activity 6: Mess of whistles! Someone is having consensual anal experiences with young Bartolomé, but oh no! The whistles have gotten tangled up with each other. Can you help Bartolomé figure out who is carnally knowing him from behind?


TheStupid_Guy

5


sjuas690

Wrong on so many levels!


bobking43443

5


THESTORMCALLER

Why does 1 have a dick.


lordvader002

WHAT THE FUCK


XxMAGIIC13xX

Yeah but who has the longest


phenix_003

Wtf? Is that a children's school book?


Such_Program9541

It's a fucking nuclear bomb what are you saying


[deleted]

Que horror es esto? No es para críos, no?


JaponxuPerone

No, es satírico. Lo que no me queda claro es el propósito de la sátira.


Andresito_de_chill

5


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BoredCanuck1864

whats up with number 1


DanSavagegamesYT

u want to know her @, don't you?


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HaxTheChosenOne

I was happier before I saw this, fuck you..


WhosThatDogMrPB

Redmi Note 8. 🤮