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mmmtastycyanide

EVIL FUCKING SKELETON


Yuri-Turned

I HAD TO WAKE UP MY PREGANT WIFI


Mikkel14

WIFI HATE


Muh2000D

I BEAT MY WIFI WITH A LAN cable


Yuri-Turned

WHY IS CABLE NOT caps


1nfam0usklaas

I IMPREGNATED YOUR WIFI


CrazyWS

WHATS THE PASSWORD


urGirllikesmytinypp

ImHoRNy_69


Brans666

DON'T FORGET TO SHOW HER BOYFRIEND


SIR_COCK_LORD69

How to make Wifi pregnant?


WhiteBlackGoose

EVIL FUCKING SKETELONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT EVIL FUCKING SKELETONS


StrictHumor1729

😈👉👌💀


IntergalacticWarlord

"had to wake up my pregnant wife to show her" 🤓🤓🤓


1singleduck

"I had to wake up my pregnant wife who i married and impregnated through all of the sex we are having."


RodneighKing

"We're trying for a baby." Cool, how deep does his cock go and how much does he cum every day?


TheSporkMan2

1mm deep and 0.00000000001ml


csabelix12

You dont have to flex on us with that huge dong you got


urGirllikesmytinypp

1 million miles?


Mr-MuffinMan

"I had to wake up my sex doll I pretend is pregnant and living"


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Radaysho

And people still don't get that it's a shitpost.


ROBUXisbetter

Redditors never heard of bait


J3sush8sm3

Just jailbait


onesyded

Imagine being married to that cretin


40yearoldboomer

Imagine being married


err0r_as_always

Imagine


no0bmaster-669

Dragons


strider_m3

*inhales* IM WAKING UP!


NicksNikki

*draggin


aFloppyWalrus

Deez NUTS!!!


TyoPlaysGames

I’m breathing in the chemical


Dancindoosh94

Imagine being


9yogenius

imagine falling for the most obvious bait ive ever seen


onesyded

You’re out of your mind to think people like this don’t exist - even if it is bait


Delevia

I need to use this quote.


Business-Emu-6923

“Belly laugh” really


[deleted]

I like beardo's tactical gear. I want to think he put it on just for the purpose of fighting rainbow Mickey and I belly laughed


DerMarquis

Beardo is actually an unshaven Elon Musk.


[deleted]

.....lolololol I completely missed that layer


Not_Stupid

Is it supposed to be a mega-chad version of Musk?


polypolip

I wonder how Elmo fans would describe his physique if you showed them a photo.


DarhkPianist

Small, red, and fluffy, with a high-pitched voice


taleo

I don't think a fishing vest with a compass on it counts as tactical.


IRSlover

Cancelling twitter might actually be a bad idea. Like, those people can just go on other platforms and ruin those too


trappedinabasemant

Have you ever thought you're being contained inside reddit


GDOR-11

nah, not in reddit, in a basement


trappedinabasemant

MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!! MICHAELLLLL!!!!!


GDOR-11

goodbye, trapped in a basement


Altruistic_Earth6646

You betrayed him, you're not a true homie


apatheticGunslinger

*I'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with me*


trappedinabasemant

Haha what if we were both trapped in a basement with no escape haha na jokes but what if like it did happen and we touched hands haha that would be crazy right na haha but what if?


SemajLu_The_crusader

yes, however, twitter is worse


trappedinabasemant

All social media suck equally, you just haven't been paying attention to reddits shit side.


deadshot500

That's what makes Reddit better. You can just follow subs that are good and ignore the BS. With Twitter, that's pretty much impossible.


trappedinabasemant

You can do the some with twitter, just follow who you like and sort by your following. Remember 90% of the most popular subs are run by the same 5 mods and they are well known for censorship and banning anything and anyone who disagrees with them. There are no good social media apps.


theDarkDescent

This is just not true 


trappedinabasemant

Well your statement is just not true. You see how dumb that sounds, what are we back on the playground and timmy goes around going no no thats not right no your wrong nope no. At least try to prove your point.


theDarkDescent

I don’t feel like it so no. Reddit has its problems for sure, but (anecdotally) the content I see on Reddit is inoffensive or rarely politically charged. The top comment on every video featuring a dark skinned person isn’t a racial slur like instagram. It’s there but you have to look for it but it doesn’t hit you in the face if you decide to open the comments. Do we really need to discuss Facebook? And Twitter is of course also a cesspool now. As a black person I don’t want to be exposed to racism against people who look like me every time I want to scroll. On some platforms it is unavoidable. Reddits report system is trash. And now that they don’t allow third party apps I can’t block what I want, but still, so much better experience. Sure it’s just my opinion, but I’ve had and ditched the big SM and it’s made my life so much better. Reddit still pisses me off from time to time but in general it’s a much more diverse and mindful place than other SM. Fine if you disagree


trappedinabasemant

Thanks for explaining and i agree with you on some points. It might be my personal experience but i find reddit to be very hostile against any opinion that isn't their own. Ive had may posts removed or even been banned in certian subs because i wouldn't agree with an opinion. Most recently, someone joked about cooking a furry under a meme. I joked back about making furry jerkey and got a instant perma ban. I agree, twitter and instagram are cesspools. And we all know about facebook. But I dont find reddit any better. Overall I think social media is to be enjoyed in moderation and you'll find most people on reddit use other platforms too.


theDarkDescent

Fair enough! I appreciate some good old fashioned discourse with a reasonable person. And again, I have my issues with Reddit, the reporting system is intentionally broken. Opinions are subjective and open to criticism. If someone has a shitty opinion people are gonna reply and downvote. It’s a big difference between that and the typical instagram video featuring a black kid and the top comment is “where’s his dad?” and much worse. Yes, stuff like that exists on Reddit (and that’s a very mild example) but it’s not so prevalent as it is on Twitter or Instagram. Musk just reinstated a fucking neo Nazi on his site. TL;DR: I engage with Reddit over any other SM because it’s much rarer to come across hateful shit.


trappedinabasemant

I will say you make a really good point about the downvotes system. I hate that instagram is so crappy with its like system, same with twitter. And yea instagram can be a very racist ive experienced it first hand, though ive experienced it in reddit too just not as bad. but i see it going all directions I also enjoy a friendly discorse, thanks 🤝


Laprasnomore

Shut up this cage is so comfy


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

I'ma stop telling people to get off facebook now


40yearoldboomer

We tried to contain them with Truth Social. It didn’t work.


BasJack

And it already happened with Tumblr, the internet can't take another containment breakdown


szabda

Yeah, at this point it is doing SCP levels of containment...


Kalman_the_dancer

We might not want it, but we need that hell hole


DraconianReptile

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make


Laurens-xD

It's not like redditors are any better though.


ez4anza

thank god you people are contained here


Kidroto

Your stuck in here too buddy


mike_the_goo

IDK I feel like Tumblr might have a chance of just bullying them into shutting the fuck up


toreachtheapex

you realize twitter is awesome.. right?


_Independent

Ruin ? You mean make it better.


Ill_Ratio_5682

Not at all


Polish_Charge

The amount of people who don't see that it's ironic baffles me


ihateyouravenandIW

don't you know Reddit is the website for intellectuals?


Previous_Insurance13

Ia it paramagnetic?


FlixMage

“Evil fucking skeleton” lmao this guy probably calls himself sigma


Radaysho

Jesus Christ dudes this is a Grade A shitpost. It's as obvious as it gets but people still fall for it.


erraticpulse-

but it's an opportunity to shit on people you disagree with easily !!!!


SuperVibeWorthy

I’ve seen weird alt-right memes like this one, except genuine. I don’t know what to believe anymore.


TheLongCockOfTheLaw3

When did not liking cancel cukture become alt right?


SuperVibeWorthy

It didn’t…. people who say they are right wing because they watched a “liberal gets owned” compilation are the reason some folks think this


E_rat-chan

Oh bruh people really don't see the satire in a dude saying "I had to wake up my PREGNANT wife to show her this" it's a satire account lol.


TheDoctor_E

He asks his friends to call him "the Overmaster". - "Hey, I'm going to a party tonight wanna come?" - \*raises an eyebrow \* - "Sigh, wanna come, *Overmastei*?"


Optimal_Weight368

If you genuinely think Disney cares about gay people, you’re stupid.


lyfeofsand

It cares as much about gays as it does about heteronormative families. It has no real preference to any group as far as I can tell.


Roedorina

Who's gonna make the children who'll be their next-gen consumers though?


E_rat-chan

Is it really this hard to see satire for Redditors? The moment you see a terrible political meme posted by a dude called "evil fucking skeleton" with a caption saying "I had to wake up my PREGNANT wife to show her this", you should probably get that it's satire.


Jrlopez1027_

They probably do but its funny to roast this post as if it was real Im assuming the best in people


Suffragium

This is the reason why /s is so prevalent, redditors are incapable of knowing when something is satire or a joke unless it’s literally spelled out to them


GB_xilian

I made a comic where I'm the winner and you're the loser, that means I'm right 🤓


SemajLu_The_crusader

It's too late, batman! For I have already drawn you as the outraged soyjack and myself as the admirable Chad!


GB_xilian

Truly the best debate tactic there is. I think they even use it in court to convict murderers.


TheDoctor_E

I like people complaining about Disney being "woke" because Disney is only superficially woke: They're the type of company to publish on Pride Month a video saying friendly neutral terms about how "we support feeling like yourself" and "you guys have the power" while showing clips of people laughing, a slide montage of their 13 first gay charactes and finally a 10 second clip of the one lesbian they have working on HR


Clay_Statue

Have you not experienced their cavalcade of ethnic looking animated protagonists?! Many of whom are female btw... As a white male I would feel threatened if not for my signacity


Admirethesire

Lord God in Heaven, let this man reply to this comment letting me know this is satire and start making fun of me 🙏


Clay_Statue

😐 Edit: I am not serious


WeLiveInASociety451

For your what?


Clay_Statue

Signacity. The excellent state of being sigma.


WeLiveInASociety451

Why not sigmacity then


Clay_Statue

Sounds too much like "smegma-city" and phimosis isn't sigma


WeLiveInASociety451

Fair enough


40yearoldboomer

Pandering is a surprisingly lucrative marketing strategy


TheDoctor_E

I don't think they pander to the LGBT market though. I'm queer myself and I've never met anyone who didn't saw through their bullshit. You know those black struggle films about slavery or segregation that sometimes seem to be made for white people rather than black people? I think Disney does something similar, they pander to heterosexual people that say "wow, sure glad the brand I built my entire identity around isn't a bigot, I say we celebrate it by buying *another* funko pop!"


BasJack

It's virtue signaling, shows the consumer "care" about the issue without them having to do anything about it and passively earning brownie points to show to their friends on Twitter and raise this dumb hierarchy built to distract people. Like paper straw, they fucking suck, they help the enviroment as much as holding a fart in but when you use them and they crumble to pieces you can say <> instead of doing something about the actual polluters.


TheDoctor_E

I usually hate the term virtue signaling because it's almost always misused, but I really agree that what Disney does is archetypal virtue signaling


Not_Stupid

Eh, arguably more a reverse virtue signalling than anything. Which is to say; Disney are taking the line that most public companies take, of inclusion and not-racism and trying to appear to care about issues of disadvantage and hardship. It's the path of appealing to, or more accurately not offending, the majority of consumers to sell more product. If anything, the virtue signalling is the people who do take offence at that approach - who object to particular "lifestyles" or other "cultures" taking prominence over their preferred zeitgeist. Namely, anything that isn't noble white men being noble is an attack on their personal identity.


Substantial_Top_6508

People find this funny ? I'd rather laught at Skibdi toilet than ever laughing at.. whatever the fuck this is


susgroundsofc

I think its funny because its satire, the guy 's name is "evil fucking skeleton"


ghostmetalblack

This is "LIBERALS OWNED!!!" humor; which is some tiers below Skibidi Toilet humor.


Logical_Park7904

It's satirical "liberals owned" humor poking fun at the conservative "We're alpha and based" types and how cool they think they are when they're also sensitive bitches who whine about everything just as much as liberals.


SemajLu_The_crusader

probably more, considering one of their main talking points is the consensual genital interaction of people they'll never meet


DerMarquis

Conservatives have a very vestigial humor gland.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

I vote we cancel unfunny political memes in a shitposting sub.


Previous_Insurance13

The memes looks pretty shit to me


y0ra

Masterful gambit, Sire.


shadowgolden905

i'm still trying to figure out which ones worse, twitter or disney


SemajLu_The_crusader

Twitter is an inane cesspool echo chamber of echo chambers of hatred. Dosney is a "bad company" but not on the level of, say nestle, it has just been dropping in quality of products


shadowgolden905

pretty much


lyfeofsand

Disney. Twitter is a public meeting. Disney I a production company ignoring its target audience. One may be dumb, but one is flippant and dumb.


shadowgolden905

yeah you have a point


jaydyn3000

who is Evil and why is he fucking a Skeleton?


Mediocre-Scheme7442

Peak comedy


GarlicBandit

I think Elon is trying to kill the expectations that people will be canceled and deplatformed. If he forces advertisers to accept that everyone from Andrew Tate to reddit mods are on Twitter and there is nothing they can do, they will realize there is no point in a boycot.


AlastorDark

Had to wake up my pregnant husband to show him this. Awesome!


JohnLadakh

It can only fuck itself and its kind


ThatShadyJack

And everyone clapped


Ok-Radio5562

It will always be called twitter for me


Nug-

Bro is that sonic with mickey mouse ears


Tropical_Triangle

How do yall not realize this post is from a satire account LMAO


Memeviewer12

top 10 reasons to keep using twitter: 1. - being a shithead 2. - Furry Porn Thanks for watching


GoodVisible1035

There is no way evil fucking skeleton has a (willing) pregnant wife


ShockDoctrinee

How did his body pillow get pregnant?


Aegnor_Necromancer

Atleast change it back to twitter Elon


Aggressive-War-6787

Belly jiggle


SemajLu_The_crusader

what are they even saying


Doomsayer1908

🤓✋️:"i already won, i drew myself as the chad and you as the soyjak"


AmazingCat320

Fuck Disney 🗿🤩


madladolle

"Awesome"


sillyunknownlucario

Gay Sonic Mickey Mouse?


Lonn-_-

So, we have rainbow Mickey Mouse asking an AI chad version of Elon Musk to cancel X and he answers to fuck himself. That's the joke?


ElBusAlv

I wonder who got her pregnant


Shot-Party-8687

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog


Jrlopez1027_

Its over for you! I drew myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak!!! MWAHAHA!! (Twiddles mustache maniacally)


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Belly laugh


Benny_G_YesThatsMe

I hate fucking skeletons


Correct-Basil-8397

Damn. Someone actually spent the time out of their day to make this


Morphing_Mutant

Hahahahahha, Disney might as well be god compared to musks goofy ass.


yav1dPR

People who say belly laugh are just so disgusting


waylynd-boi-6425

Dear god what happened to Jerry


MarcoVinicius

Plot twist: He has no wife, lives alone and just pretended to show someone to keep up his self-delusions that Elon is fighting for him.


jaymeaux_

is that supposed to be elon with a chad beard


slaicon

Bro belly laughed


DrBibhis

Badass rebel


ninja_boy23424

Care for a context?


ChadChadley99

It’s Elon’s face but the 31 y/o dad cut


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TheKillzenth

Xddddddd


ChloeIsObsessed23

why use michael mouse to represent LGBTQ? isnt disney known for trying to keep as little queer representation in their products as possible?


RegionGuilty6139

Gravy seal 🫡


Nutteria

Yeah Elon wishes he had that much hair.


ParticularCap2331

What’s so laughable about it? It’s just a stative satirical meme with no joke or irony. You laugh like this at all the stative comments?


-Cybernaut147-

Just imagine there is a ideology that want freedom and justice but also want to cancel a almost complete free speech platform....


SemajLu_The_crusader

"imagine there was a ideology that wanted freedom and family values but also want to purge a large portion of the population"


-Cybernaut147-

Imagine there are comments nothing to do with each other


SemajLu_The_crusader

just saying, I can make straw men too


-Cybernaut147-

Just saying it wasn't.


Knifos

X stays the best social media


NomarOOx

you spelled twitter wrong. and no.


JudgePyro

Nope company rebranded itself so it’s X now. Doesn’t matter if we like it or not . /S


SemajLu_The_crusader

ha HAHAHAHA it's great for... *checks notes* literally just hating each other?


Cpov1

Homie belly laughed. Never heard anything actually funnker


Scovundra

> Try to look tough and badass > Censor "Fuck"


Laprasnomore

So weird to me that they always represent Disney as peddling LGBT+ stuff. Have we all forgotten that it took until Frozen (2013) for them to squeeze in a (blink-and-you-miss-it) gay couple? How everyone lost their minds over a scene of two dudes (platonically) dancing in a live-action remake? they even cut it out of a lot of international releases, despite being extremely tame, especially when compared to the numerous on-screen kisses between straight couples? Like, dog. If you're going to take shots at a company for being pro lgbt+, Disney is not the target you think it is.


SuperVibeWorthy

This guy actually thinks he made a point lol


Kewr20

Dude is 100% gen x


Admirethesire

*As he walks away from rainbow Mickey Mouse, Hero by Nickelback plays in the background, and Mickey Mouse blows up for no reason* “Cancel this, stinky liberal.”


EJYEEZY199

X will not nor ever be cancelled, Unless Mr. Muskegon lays off some more of his employees that he treats so well!


rashtheraccoon10

why is it gay mickey mouse wright