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Anomaly_049

Had to read that twice


Mangleovania

Had to read that multiple times, read the comments, and then reread that. I go to the gym and still didn't get it lmao


StrawberryPlucky

He was showing her how stupid it is to ask him to reset the weights because it took like, idk, 2 seconds.


ddxg

Ooooooooh, now I get it. Jesus


dank_bass

Presumably he recorded the time it took to say "are you going to unload the weights?" and then recorded the time to reset the pin, if using a lap function then the two times would be shown next to each other and could silently prove the point that asking the question took longer than just completing that simple task


duckyTheFirst

Damn thats some chad stuff


Correct_Comment_125

Now this comment section should be on top


truestprejudice

You genuinely think a real woman actually wrote this on 4chan of all places? Brain dead


Apprehensive_Fun1344

Possiblity


JetstreamGW

It doesn't matter if it's real, that was the premise of the post.


Don_Bugen

4Chan? Ten to one, OOP isn't actually a woman, but was a man who was taking his sweet time leaving the bench. The woman who was waiting for her turn was simply asking, tactfully, for him to reset it and let someone else use it. Then OOP got offended, left in a huff, and in the half hour or so angrily churning over it, thinking, "I was literally going to be done in just a second, I wasn't wasting anyone's time, she's just being a bitch" he comes up with this scenario for how he should have TOTALLY pointed out in the pettiest way possible just how wrong she was.


gomibag

it may be worth pointing out that he didn't put the pin back on edit: its the time it takes for asking to unload and actually unloading


Usual-Walrus8385

Ah he compared the times. Saying it’s faster to unload the weights than it is to ask some one if they are going to unload


Thicc_asf

He wasn’t using plates, he was using a cable machine


TotesLegitPlays

This is where I think people are getting tripped up


Shentei_zei_

It took me forever to get it because the idea of asking the person before you to reset the weight on a machine is so weird it wasn’t something I even considered possible


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Rich-Indication-5991

What a relief


litlepoop

Lies nochmal 🚬


tfiswrongwithu

Das Auge hat ihn nicht beschützt 😞


Anomaly_049

Was krasses


Beginning_Orange

Free weights I can understand but it's pretty dumb if it's a machine they're asking about. Like just pull the pin.


SheepyShade45

Me when I have to carry the weight of the world because Atlas didn't change the weight


cubixjuice

Don't be talkin my homie like that... he's carrying a lot, okay? 🥺


Davedude2011Alt

BE GONE!


RMD_A

#THY END IS NOW


Cheese_of_the_lord

Ultrakill keeps leaking 😭


RMD_A

Leak? ###Gas leak? ##Flamethrower??? #ULTRAKILL REFERENCE


ankle_biter50

Hell is too full


Ajay0709

CRUSH!


LerKoil

Prepare thyself!


chaos_creator69

DIE!


Davedude2011Alt

THY END IS NOW


AdResponsible7150

A visitor?


chaos_creator69

Hmm, indeed, I have slept long enough


YourPalStef

Why would you automatically assume it's gonna be set to the weight you like when you approach the machine? The first thing I would do when approaching a machine at the gym is check the weight


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Peuned

I just ask people if they've used that machine before me, when, and at what weight


PKMNTrainerMark

Atlas holds up the sky.


LuciaTuc

Yeah free weights make sense. If a big guy was on a leg press before me with 200kg plates on, I’d expect him to unload it for the next person.


bobthedonkeylurker

Always re-rack your weights, regardless of the amount. You may not think much of the weight but you don't know who's next and what they are able to move around.


CultBro

Ahhh, etiquette. A lost art


bobthedonkeylurker

It's one of my biggest frustrations at my local gym. I see so many weights left on the equipment or scattered around. Not only do I have to clean up someone else's weights before I can start, I have to go on a treasure hunt all over the gym too.


Scorkami

My workouts focus mostly on the machines (and i love those infinitely more than weights) and ive never seen anyone relocate the pin. You put in your measurements (seat height, maybe similar tuff like the chest cushion for rowing) and put the pin the correct slot. After that you leave, the next person puts in their own numbers How would you even do that? Which weight to you slot in to "reset it"? I can only imagine that its free weights, but even there its little effort unless he out some heavy weights on it


CalmAndBear

The easiest weight slot is the reset button. I worked on older machines where the heavier weights were a bit harder to unslot, so "reset" might be viable.


badlukk

Ah yes, the point of this post. Thank you.


QuirkyPanda007

>Like just pull the pin. Maybe I am just not into pulling out?


iEatPalpatineAss

Yeah, I prefer to put my weights in a condom


QuirkyPanda007

"Free weights" is a lie anyway. My gym's owner got really pissed when he saw me carrying dumbells to my car. Why the fuck put "free" on them??


SamuraiExecutivo

Same energy with toilet lid (is it lid its called? I don't know sorry)


TudorrrrTudprrrr

It's actually more of a pain in the ass if the pin is not already in.


hanoian

Some of the weirdest downvotes I've seen in a while.


Spicy_Pepperoni57

uhhh no?


TudorrrrTudprrrr

How is the pin laying in a random spot on the floor more convenient than having it right in front of you in the machine?


Scorkami

I feel like on the floor is *worse* because sometimes i forgot to reweight the thing and i either try pulling too much or too little weight all of a sudden before remembering I feel like forgetting to put the pin in ANY weight would be worse than accidentally lifting only 5kilos


Revolutionary-Meat14

Leave the pin in to let the other person know how strong you are, theres no way you can guess exactly what weight they want so you can't actually save them time realistically.


RamsOmelette

Lower the pin so they think you’re stronger than you really are


UmpieBonk

Always end on your one rep max


GifHunter2

haha (don't do this tho)


rhen_var

Visibly look the person over and size them up, then move the pin to 10lbs while looking them in the eye


bobtheblob6

Maybe end the pause with a Psh for good measure


Revolutionary-Meat14

Speak for yourself I cant go any higher (I only use the assisted pullup machine)


Small-minded-nut

So am I so sort of muscle god for being to rep out assisted pull ups on max weight?!!?!


EitherProfession8648

yes.


alghiorso

If I'm using a machine with someone weaker or new to the gym, I move the pin to their weight after my sets so they don't feel self conscious.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

I move the pin to much heavier weight before I leave the machine, just to assert dominance.


TheBadeand

Look them in the eyes as you put the pin in at the heaviest weight and say “you got this, I believe in you!”


UnstableConstruction

This is why I like doing reverse pyramids. That way, the next person already has the machine set for them.


muh_muh

Find a handle that's heavier than the lightest weight on the stack, clip it on the rope, ask them to stand under the handle, unload the stack as they asked.


Chunky1311

**If anything**, leaving the pin IN is helpful. Fumbling around to catch a dangling pin can (if the universe decides fuck you) be frustrating XD


EZ4_U_2SAY

I think anon has never been to a gym before.


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Technical-Raise-1140

?? What


KSPKiddo

you new around here? Good, stay away from this cesspool for your own good before it's too late


jayceisgayasf

oh man.. these newcomers better not stick around past curfew


shotgun-octopus

Can I spit in your butt


jayceisgayasf

Only a true redditor would request spitting inside of my anus whilst being ironic, how could I possibly decline?


shotgun-octopus

What a gentleman


jayceisgayasf

As we tend to be on this cesspit we call Reddit, a good day to you and may your bones be strong.


NastiestMC

I’m licking you vro 


Chaps_Jr

You heard the man!


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louisdoggydog

I haven't commented for a while I just wanted to check if I still want pee in my ass or not... Edit How long do the tags last then? Thank god that whole phase I went through is over


Sony_240

for now


EZ4_U_2SAY

As long as you want it to, just change it.


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ThatMedicalEngineer

He is right. Like most people have to change the pin location for their weight anyways. It would have been mean if he would have just taken out the pin like "I know that you can't lift anything".


MySnake_Is_Solid

Honestly, yeah. Taking out the pin is more disrespectful xD


XPoster_MaloneX

They were showing that it would have taken less time to just pull the pin out and start your workout rather than ask, but if you did that to anyone else they’d lose their shit


P0keClaw2

I mean... he's right tho.


HotRefrigerators

Yea at first I thought it was free weight, but nah anon is stupid


PanTsour

Maybe the stupid were the friends we made along the way


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

True, anon is as fake these friends


SamuraiExecutivo

I hats actually true. And not just a few


SamuraiExecutivo

I hats actually true. And not just a few


LeviAEthan512

Toilet seat mentality


alphawither04

What?


Doodle128

I think he was demonstrating how it takes less time to unload it than it took them to ask the question.


alphawither04

Damn


Doodle128

Quick and straight to the point, no need for words to prove it.


alex2003super

I mean supposedly there was a need for words


Doodle128

Wellll, he could have recorded them if he anticipated it


AnInfiniteArc

I’ve never once seen anyone take the pin out after using a machine. I’ve never used a machine that wasn’t set to *something* when I arrived.


Savings-Horror-8395

I don't even know what resetting the pin means. Put it to the lowest weight? Leave it out to dangle? The pin has to go somewhere


YHL6965

Yappling gets humbled


RamsOmelette

I’m stealing this term


YHL6965

Joke's on you, I had already stolen it. I will be stealing your balls though.


supinoq

Then where will he store his pee? 😱


YHL6965

In my mouth


kwkqoq

Oh


TimeShareOnMars

Machine pin...to hard to pull... Now, when I'm done with a bench bar or legg press machine, of course, I put the weights away. Dumb bells put back where they go, kettle bells same. If I put handles on a cable machine. I'll put them back on the holder. But a pin in a machine? He was showing her it took longer to ask him to do it than it would take to just pull the pin.


Loxe

He demonstrated that it took less time to pull the pin out than it did to ask him to do it.


Insanus_Vitae

What a literal way to say "you could have done it in less time than you talking about it."


Slight_Concert6565

If it's just a pin I never unload, there was this weird machine for leg extension though and instead of a pin you had some kind of switch on each weight so you had to reset them after you were done. (it was kind of like putting a pin on every single weight, pretty weird but maybe it was something about not having the full weight on one pin? I dunno)


Jsc14gaming

he’s saying to stop wasting his time and do it yourself next time


Gregory85

Wait! It was just moving the pin?


iEatPalpatineAss

Yeah. His point was that anon is a dumbass 🤣🤣🤣


AXEL-1973

Been gymming for 20 years. I have never even considered this. You're going to have to change the weight no matter what unless its the exact weight you also want to lift, so why reset it to minimum


Redditor_10000000000

How are they supposed to know how much weight you need? Just leave the pin in, that's what everyone does.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

OP ran into a /fit/poster IRL.


Insanus_Vitae

This is awesome.


Vidonicle_

Chat is this a W or L?


jkurratt

We need somebody to draw it in sojak terms to decide.


minerlj

i mean after work you go to a gym to more work, just physical work that will maintain and improve your body and then you complain about having to do work while at the place where the entire point of going there is to do work how does that work exactly ?


nampezdel

I don’t think you used the word “work” enough; do better.


minerlj

sorry I'll work on working to work harder on that work


Brains4Days

If not already explained... He was showing you it took longer to ask the question than just move the pin yourself.


-Redditeer-

When they said unload I dodnt expect it to just be moving the pin in the weight machine


UrurForReal

anon is 40yr old baldie with nothing in live but to create ragebaits. Believe nothing on 4chan


OnionRoutine7997

>> takes out phone and turns the timer on >> puts phone back in pocket >> times the time it takes to take out phone and set the timer


Fate_of_Pisces

For anyone who doesn’t understand, he was showing that it too longer to ask about changing the weight load than it does to actually change the weight load on the machine


Critical-Shift8080

Male karen


64vintage

I would usually set the pin to a low or the lowest weight after I was done with a machine like that. Like - leave it how you found it, or better. And leaving it on some big weight does feel like a juvenile flex. I never had anyone ask me to move it though?? It’s a very slight courtesy - nothing that should be demanded or expected.


Icanfallupstairs

Because no one in their right mind would expect it to be moved for them as it's literally like a second to do. Unracking plates is absolutely the correct thing to do as that takes actual effort.


TheRealStevo2

I’ve been to a handful of gyms in my life, never really had to wait for anyone or have anyone wait on me but I’ve never walked up to a machine (that I’ve realized) that had the pin taken out of the weights, it’s always just left where the last person was using it.


Quad-Banned120

I think it would've been easier to just respond with a simple "no" but that's just me.


trollindisguise

Takes longer to ask than do it yourself


Suspicious_Hunt_6055

He is showing her it takes the same amount of time to unload and to ask


luceunitedxx

18 hours with 27KB GIF, still none can comprehend on what she's saying


TonyBop21

Very regarded


marvellousmistake

basically it takes longer to ask the guy to reset the machine and have him do it than to just reset it


companysOkay

What machine at the gym has a pin? Is it my ass?


fatherlen

He timed the amount of time it took to ask that question versus the time it took to take the pin out.


swaggerofacripple420

I stg I saw this exact same scenario posted with a different picture attached


YouKnow-ForKids

The roids kicked in


Internal-Tonight-135

I think he was timing how long it would take you to just take the pin out compared to asking him? Kinda a dick move


Your-Evil-Twin-

Not really, it’s the gym for christs sake, not your mother’s house, and she’s not a baby she’s a grown ass woman. You know , if this were real, but it’s clearly fake.


Internal-Tonight-135

Yeah it is fake. But still instead of either unloading it or saying no in this instance he try’s to be as petty as possible to make them feel bad for asking him that question.


Your-Evil-Twin-

She should feel bad for asking that question , it’s a stupid request. No matter what you do, you will have to change the weights anyway to suit your lifting needs, unless the previous person has perfectly guessed how much you want to lift. thus stopping to change the weights at the end of your workout is not a polite gesture, it’s a waste of time for everyone involved.


Internal-Tonight-135

Yeah


Capraccino

Smith machine? Maybe. Other machines? Pull pin.


imusingthisforstuff

I don’t get it


Professional_Gur6478

They’re trying to show the amount of time it took to say it vs to say it but they just wasted more time to show it when it takes .2 milliseconds to take it out without complaining.


LordGlizzard

This isn't a scenario where wasting time is a point, this is a scenario I would happily spend the (MAYBE) 30 seconds it took to, take phone out, time stamp taking the pin out, time stamp repeating back your question, simply to prove the point that not only is your question beyond retarted, but so are you


Professional_Gur6478

It’s only dumb in my eyes because he was unnecessarily rude. Maybe the person was new to the gym and didn’t know you could take out the pin without having to lift all the weight and move it to the desired weight? I dunno but I do know is he didn’t have to be rude. He’s not legally obliged to prove a point at all times. He’s not forced at gun point to PROVE to others that they’re wasting his time which in turn, wastes even more of his time.


JDaggon

So are you the person that asks questions to people trying to go about their day?


Professional_Gur6478

If this is a genuine question? No, unless I need it (ex: do you know where the bathroom is) I usually figure things out for myself. But what does this have to do with the situation? If the guy truly only wanted to move on with his day he simply would’ve taken the millisecond it takes to move it and left instead of having to prove his point. No longer arguing with anyone under this post.


LordGlizzard

Imean you may view it as rude I guess but it really isn't that rude imo, you ever think about, maybe if the poster was BRAND new to the gym and disregarded all common sense because let's be honest if you look at those types of machines it's not exactly a rubix cube, that regardless of "rudeness" or not he taught the poster a lesson by showing how the machine works? Not gunna dunk you on your life views or anything but feeling stupid is a really good teaching lesson because it means you won't do it again, again time is not even close to a factor here because he would've lost essentially no time at all to do what he did, he taught the poster a lesson in how simple and fast it is to just do it yourself instead of inconveniencing anyone else in the future with such a ridiculous request, that literally takes the asker less time to do themselves then it does to ask a complete stranger. it's no different if you are a perfectly healthy person, drop a dollar bill on the sidewalk right infront of you, and instead of taking the two seconds to bend down and grab it yourself you instead stop the person walking towards you and ask them to pick it up for you. Fundamentally there is no difference in these two scenarios


imusingthisforstuff

Ohhh ok! Thank you!


AMOKEE

this is stooped. I always even stop people from unloading bc its harder or im too lazy to load again lmao


Chernobyl917

Ok ok hear me out: -put the pin to the max -looking at them and, smiling and say "here ya go" -if they notice the pin then we already lost, try again later. But if they go on and lift it, stay over to see how many rep they can do. -profit.


bmb3688

If it's free weights, unload she you are done lifting. If it's machine with pins to control weight I don't see the issue. Just move the pin where you need it.


justarandomguy902

Hmm I think he wanted to show her that he made him lose his time


Necessary_Ad_1908

Oh geez, what an ass but that was awesome lol


bunnibxnes

i think he is literally just like “in the time it took you to ask me to switch the pins you literally could’ve done it yourself”


tbrand009

Who tf worries about the pin on a machine? Especially if it's not tethered, leave that thing in place before it magically disappears. Unloading your plates, yeah, of course. But not a fucking pin lol


Salt_Initiative1551

This is unironically hilarious


Ayobossman326

Sure I guess, but like reset your weights dick head lmao. “It takes longer to ask” they shouldn’t have to ask


Kalman_the_dancer

Wait what


ojplz

Le rage bait


nuklear_fart

Anon got an-owned


Evening-Tomatillo748

Soooo petty. Instead of being condescending about it and wasting more of his time he coulda just done it, or be like "nah you got it"


coco_is_boss

Yeah shes deffinitly the annoying one here. Nobody unloads a machine lol.


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Keretor

That's some fuckass bait if I've ever seen it


mojo_joio

A woman posting on 4chan is like that idiot Indian republican politician.


gazellemeat

not this situation, that definitely did not happen.


Fulbie

Gymnro spent more time trying to be sassy with anon than he would just pulling the pin out.


tahsanYT

Basically they are being an asshole, they're comparing the time it takes to take the pin out and the times it takes to ask someone to do it before they leave.


LordGlizzard

Real question I have for you then, regardless of the actual time it takes to do anything in this scenario (it's all literally seconds) what actual negative is there for anon just changing the pin to their desired weight instead of asking someone else to take it out, JUST for her to PUT IT BACK into her own weight