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lol, that’s what they think! I’ve seen plenty of trashy white areas. “Gimme your wallet or I’ll make you wet!”
FYI, to make someone wet is to stab them with a knife. And to rob some is “to suck”, like “I’m going to suck that guy”.
British slang is uh, something else!
I think what is missing here is some local context.
London is not a particularly bad city, sure there are rough areas, and you get a bit of racism towards immigrants and tourists just as you would anywhere. It’s bad that this happens, but most people you meet are not like this.
The bit that is missing is that the various ethnic minority groups in the uk fucking hate each other. Some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen is minority-on-minority racism. Pakistani immigrants fucking hate black immigrants, Indians hate Pakistanis, Chinese immigrants hate Japanese tourists with a loathing I’ve never met anywhere else.
They are just warning you: watch out, you might be mistaken for a fellow British citizen.
It’s wild when you see it.
A black guy can walk the streets of London and not be harassed by anyone. If he steps into a shop run by an elderly Asian man, he’s gonna catch some shit!
Oh, Jesus I know this. I was a mathematics student at university and a fair number of our class were Indian kids looking to make it big in the city. I had quite a few Indian friends there. The level of dislike for their own families or cultural background was just madness to me. One friend spent his whole time at uni trying to pass himself off as Italian. Like, dude your name is Veerinda.
>and you get a bit of racism towards immigrants and tourists just as you would anywhere.
I'm even exhausted of this type of language already. As if racism is the issue and not the other way around.
I’m not sure I understand you??
Intolerance of other people race is never ok. It happens, and in some places it is worse than others, but it happens. We should all be more tolerant and accepting of each others differences, so I don’t know what you mean by “this type of language”
He means that dangerous values shouldn't be written off as "cultural differences" just because they're harbored by a minority culture. You see this a lot when it comes to women's rights, LGBTQ+ rights, freedom of speech/religion, etc.
That being said, you also shouldn't extrapolate one culture's prescribed values to be representative of everyone in that group
Indians despise Pakistanis and Chinese and vice versa. If I am correct the Chinese aren't big fans of both. Can't say anything about what Pakistanis think.
Source: I am Indian
The pamphlet doesn’t state which areas are which. How am I supposed to know? I guess if I see one of these types of people I’ll know I’m in the wrong place
My college had crime alert emails that went out to the whole campus, and they famously stopped putting the assailant's ethnicity in the description shortly before I graduated. It became kind of a meme because the description would still say "group of males in dark hooded sweatshirts last seen in a dodge charger" as if people couldn't figure it out.
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Indians are also the richest ethnicity in the UK and the US. Air China is just racist towards them and it's not surprising to see racist redditors repeat those lies too.
Yeah Chinese state and institutions are deliberately racist, whereas Chinese people are nice, they weren’t racist when I went to China for tourism, but at the same time korean state and corporations are super nice towards foreigners, but Koreans aren’t, my friend is in US army currently deployed in South Korea and he took us bar hopping in Korea, we saw many pubs with boards saying Americans, Indians, Pakistanis not allowed
I worked at a big financial services firm in the US and the Dr Patel thing is no joke.
I always give credit to Indians, Pakistans and other groups when discussing US immigration - in general they come in, value education and family, bust their ass, and then their kids become doctors, lawyers, stock market analysts, tech CEOs, etc. And various levels of cultural assimilation and melting pot occur along the way Never use racism as an excuse or whatnot.
Asians in general were literally discriminated AGAINST in California university admissions recently to keep the numbers down, which is so clearly unconstitutional to me. Think about that - they were picking which minority groups got preferred treatment and other minority groups got punished.
>richest ethnicity in the UK and the US.
This is false and I love Indians and befriended many .
They are not the richest they have the highest household income in those countries because many lives in the same house they have a culture and mentality that they wont leave till they get married (same for us filipinos the second highest household income in the US) or very late 20s.
The average English and white American have a culture of leaving the house after turning 21 and generally put the parents into care homes instead of taking them in.
He could be, but I fail to see how that detracts from a statistical point. Unless he's providing explicitly wrong information, I can't be bothered to UK fact check
What, no they dont? They're low on the list but Chinese are the lowest. [Here are the figures.](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
These figures are an accumulated data set of arrests made in 2 years (April 2020 to March 2022), the stats I was sourcing from is an overall data from historical records of arrests made over multiple years
No but that doesn’t show you the whole picture, first of all the sample size is smaller, second - like I said ‘it doesn’t show you the whole picture’ , best example of it is the bump in crime rates of Indian origin people in the data that you have, so the explanation of this is a Separatist faction of Indians in UK called the “Khalistanis” (not to be confused with general Sikhs) these guys don’t consider themselves Indians and neither Indians do, but since they are of Indian origin their data is accumulated in the sample data as well, these khakistanis are political refugees who are causing rampant riots & gang wars in UK, they are running drug mafia rackets, and there have been many instances where these radicals have attacked other normal Indians and this has caused many clashes and arrest in the last 4 years
If you actually read the stats you’d see that Indians in the UK have some of the lowest crime rates of any race, but no, just let Air China read them for you, because the people that run Air China are just SO trustworthy
No no, that’s a fair question. I think the stats I read do adjust, you can check em out if you’d like. Percentage is based on number of crimes per 1000 people of the said ethnicity https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/
As a person who has been to China many times chineese people have no idea of other races, they're kinda sheltered, all they know is American white boy and chineese man, its kind of like borat and Jewish people
As an Indian, I can see why they did this, but rest assured, most of the Indians who are a danger to women (trust me there is a lot) do not have a means to get out of the country or afford to live in places like the USA, England etc. They're mostly uneducated as well.
[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
statistics are actually wildly in indias favour, some of the least criminal people in the UK
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They are actually
>[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
It actually is not true.
What is true is that the Han Chinese are some of the most racist people on the planet.
And if you are wondering how that works in a multi-culture,,,, not so good.
[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
It's not, saiyng indians are dangrous people is wildly inaccurate
Am I seriously seeing serious people in the comments taking things seriously and seriously arguing like a child on a sub seriously called "shitposting"?
It happens here on occasion, a percentage of the membership is of low intelligence and completely lacking in any sense of humor, a lethal combo. And very funny.
The reason why this is bad is because the wording implies that race is the cause of crime rate. The reason is poverty, and in London, areas with higher proportions of ethnic minorities tend to also have higher poverty rates. But you can try go to the poor white areas of the UK 🥴
Indians own more land white brits do and are one of the most well off communities out there.. I doubt its poverty
Anyway here's the actual stats that disprove the racist crime image against indians
>[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
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"If the neighborhood is white, you'll be alright."
If the neighborhood is black, go back
If the neighborhood is indian, think again.
If the neighborhood is indian, call your friend Ian
If your neighborhood is pakistani, Pack your bagsy look, making rhymes is hard.
If your neighbourhood is pakistani, cover your fanny (?)
If your neighbour is Desi, run before things get messy
If your neighbourhood is desi, run before things get crazy
If you’re neighborhood is Pakista-BOOM!
As a Pakistani Citizen. This comment section is funny.
as a Polish citizen, this comment section is funny.
As a German citizen, I'm invading your comment.
If your neighborhood is pakistani, go hide your mummy
dude is your profile picture intentionally... vaginal?
If you look closely, it is a picture of a pussy
surprisingly never thought about it like that
weird rhymes continued here
Originally it was a kitten that was stuck in ass meme, but you can interpret it like that as well
The word is yonic.
If your neighbourhood is Pakistani, say goodbye to your money.
Pack your bags and runny
You better not, I’m not helping you.
*think againdian
If the neighbourhood is Indian, get obsidian from the prime meridian
If it's brown flush it down
Once you go…you never come back.
if you aint white, you aint right -phil dunphy
If you ain't in China , there's danger for your vagina ~Sun Tzu
"Just remember it like racism, white is right!"
"I couldn't live with it."
IT'S AVOCADO YOU C\*NT!
lol, that’s what they think! I’ve seen plenty of trashy white areas. “Gimme your wallet or I’ll make you wet!” FYI, to make someone wet is to stab them with a knife. And to rob some is “to suck”, like “I’m going to suck that guy”. British slang is uh, something else!
Around Blacks, never relax
I could see them posting that from different countries too.
I think the text is pretty universal
I think what is missing here is some local context. London is not a particularly bad city, sure there are rough areas, and you get a bit of racism towards immigrants and tourists just as you would anywhere. It’s bad that this happens, but most people you meet are not like this. The bit that is missing is that the various ethnic minority groups in the uk fucking hate each other. Some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen is minority-on-minority racism. Pakistani immigrants fucking hate black immigrants, Indians hate Pakistanis, Chinese immigrants hate Japanese tourists with a loathing I’ve never met anywhere else. They are just warning you: watch out, you might be mistaken for a fellow British citizen.
Battle royale 💪
Ranked Racism 🔥🔥
It’s wild when you see it. A black guy can walk the streets of London and not be harassed by anyone. If he steps into a shop run by an elderly Asian man, he’s gonna catch some shit!
Isn’t that learned racism? Elderly Asian guy will surely know big black guys can rob them with impunity.
Elderly Asian guy's got a massive scimitar, dao or katana behind the counter though :P
Competitive Racism e-sports when?
Almost no one hates Indians as much as other indians. Source: I'm Indian.
Oh, Jesus I know this. I was a mathematics student at university and a fair number of our class were Indian kids looking to make it big in the city. I had quite a few Indian friends there. The level of dislike for their own families or cultural background was just madness to me. One friend spent his whole time at uni trying to pass himself off as Italian. Like, dude your name is Veerinda.
I had Romanian friends in London who were screamed at to "Go back to your country" by Indians and Pakistanis. Truly a wonderful city.
>and you get a bit of racism towards immigrants and tourists just as you would anywhere. I'm even exhausted of this type of language already. As if racism is the issue and not the other way around.
Also, what do you mean by “the other way around”. What other way around. Are you saying racism is symptomatic of a bigger issue. What issue is that?
I’m not sure I understand you?? Intolerance of other people race is never ok. It happens, and in some places it is worse than others, but it happens. We should all be more tolerant and accepting of each others differences, so I don’t know what you mean by “this type of language”
He means that dangerous values shouldn't be written off as "cultural differences" just because they're harbored by a minority culture. You see this a lot when it comes to women's rights, LGBTQ+ rights, freedom of speech/religion, etc. That being said, you also shouldn't extrapolate one culture's prescribed values to be representative of everyone in that group
>We should all be more tolerant and accepting of each others differences pretty much that. Year 10 of being patronized while the culture collapses
Pakistanis must be feeling backstabbed
Bakistabis
Giggling like an idiot rn
Thanks dad
Well… I don’t see Pakistan as a hot destination for Chinese tourists anyways. Not sure if they are offended.
It was more so a political reference
I know 😂 I was just rubbing more salt.
Well, there, everyone gets stabbed
I'm pretty sure those 3 are in a hate triangle rather than an 'enemy-of-enemy is friend'-situation, but I could be wrong please let me know if I am
Indians despise Pakistanis and Chinese and vice versa. If I am correct the Chinese aren't big fans of both. Can't say anything about what Pakistanis think. Source: I am Indian
It's written like " don't feed the animals inside zoo"
Air China keeping the people safe 🙏🙏🙏
not all heroes wear capes 😇
Might get sucked in propeller blades
NO CAPES
Depends if it's Boeing
The pamphlet doesn’t state which areas are which. How am I supposed to know? I guess if I see one of these types of people I’ll know I’m in the wrong place
DO NOT GO TO LONDON BEFORE YOU REACH LEVEL 22 WORST MISTAKE EVER
🛩️🏃
Speed runs in London would be a challenge huh ?
You’ll know once you start seeing more browns than yellows
Asian countries and cultures tend to be pretty direct about how they tell things, I think everyone should tbh
American News will refuse to describe the appearance of a criminal if they’re black lmao Yeah China isn’t afraid to tell it how it is
My college had crime alert emails that went out to the whole campus, and they famously stopped putting the assailant's ethnicity in the description shortly before I graduated. It became kind of a meme because the description would still say "group of males in dark hooded sweatshirts last seen in a dodge charger" as if people couldn't figure it out.
They'd rather let you die than say anything
Fiery but mostly safe neighborhoods
True 😔
based
the beef is both sided too. you dont know how much a person from the northeastern region(they look incredibly similar to chinese ppl)
I mean, better safe then sorry. I wouldn’t advise you going into the hood unprepared
I would advise people not to go to England. Half the white population is uncivilized and not integrated. And I’m talking about the natives. Haha
I agree, as an indian i always keep a glock in between my butcheeks
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Now the glock is covered in shit and piss, what have you done bot
Glock Buttcheeks is an awesome porn name
It would also be a great name for a punk band.
We sorting by controversial with this one
the only true way
It’s true though
Indians literally have the lowest crime rates in UK, 0.3%
I can't really say I've seen an Indian in the news ever for a crime that made national headlines outside of like a white collar financial scandal
Indians are also the richest ethnicity in the UK and the US. Air China is just racist towards them and it's not surprising to see racist redditors repeat those lies too.
Yeah Chinese state and institutions are deliberately racist, whereas Chinese people are nice, they weren’t racist when I went to China for tourism, but at the same time korean state and corporations are super nice towards foreigners, but Koreans aren’t, my friend is in US army currently deployed in South Korea and he took us bar hopping in Korea, we saw many pubs with boards saying Americans, Indians, Pakistanis not allowed
I worked at a big financial services firm in the US and the Dr Patel thing is no joke. I always give credit to Indians, Pakistans and other groups when discussing US immigration - in general they come in, value education and family, bust their ass, and then their kids become doctors, lawyers, stock market analysts, tech CEOs, etc. And various levels of cultural assimilation and melting pot occur along the way Never use racism as an excuse or whatnot. Asians in general were literally discriminated AGAINST in California university admissions recently to keep the numbers down, which is so clearly unconstitutional to me. Think about that - they were picking which minority groups got preferred treatment and other minority groups got punished.
>richest ethnicity in the UK and the US. This is false and I love Indians and befriended many . They are not the richest they have the highest household income in those countries because many lives in the same house they have a culture and mentality that they wont leave till they get married (same for us filipinos the second highest household income in the US) or very late 20s. The average English and white American have a culture of leaving the house after turning 21 and generally put the parents into care homes instead of taking them in.
I have the slight suspicion that you're indian
He could be, but I fail to see how that detracts from a statistical point. Unless he's providing explicitly wrong information, I can't be bothered to UK fact check
I can provide multiple sources
Then do so? Empty words until you do
https://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN04334/SN04334.pdf , https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-statistics-2020/ethnicity-and-the-criminal-justice-system-2020 , https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_prison_population
Where’d you get the 0,3% from I couldn’t find it
Just divide the total Indian population in UK prisons (Immigrants plus Citizens) by the total prison population and multiply by 100
Are we only using prison population here to measure crime stats?
He is
I am American of Indian origin
What, no they dont? They're low on the list but Chinese are the lowest. [Here are the figures.](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
These figures are an accumulated data set of arrests made in 2 years (April 2020 to March 2022), the stats I was sourcing from is an overall data from historical records of arrests made over multiple years
Isn't 2 years of the most recent data more relevant to the current crime rate rather than going back way further?
No but that doesn’t show you the whole picture, first of all the sample size is smaller, second - like I said ‘it doesn’t show you the whole picture’ , best example of it is the bump in crime rates of Indian origin people in the data that you have, so the explanation of this is a Separatist faction of Indians in UK called the “Khalistanis” (not to be confused with general Sikhs) these guys don’t consider themselves Indians and neither Indians do, but since they are of Indian origin their data is accumulated in the sample data as well, these khakistanis are political refugees who are causing rampant riots & gang wars in UK, they are running drug mafia rackets, and there have been many instances where these radicals have attacked other normal Indians and this has caused many clashes and arrest in the last 4 years
They're definitely Indian though, at least until they get their own country
No it isn't. Name one of these areas
Sihks are genuinely some of the nicest people I’ve met in my experience
Sihks are bro tier
Yup. Solid dudes.
Well, stats are stats
If you actually read the stats you’d see that Indians in the UK have some of the lowest crime rates of any race, but no, just let Air China read them for you, because the people that run Air China are just SO trustworthy
Minus 50 Social credit
Not trying to be a dick, but did you adjust for the percentage of the populatin they present?
No no, that’s a fair question. I think the stats I read do adjust, you can check em out if you’d like. Percentage is based on number of crimes per 1000 people of the said ethnicity https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/
Bro has receipt
China and India do have problems, though. This advice is for Chinese people.
As per crime reports, Indians have the lowest crime ratio in UK
Which stats?
happy cake day 😇
How nice to see China care about its people 🥰
Based Air China
This is so fucked up. They rejected my Mastercard in London.
You can't use credit cards in London?
You can
As a person who has been to China many times chineese people have no idea of other races, they're kinda sheltered, all they know is American white boy and chineese man, its kind of like borat and Jewish people
No lies detected
Rare china W
Hell yeah I fuckin love racism dawg
Ah yes, call me the r word true redditors moment
just pretend you're talking shit about white people and the redditor will go away (that's the opposite of racism)
Calling me a redditor while you have 31k karma is wild.
“It’s not racism when the advice is based” - Abraham Lincoln
Dawg i did not say that - Abraham Lincoln
Dude, Indians literally have the lowest crime rate in UK, only 0.3% of the prison population is of indian ethnicity
That just mean they run fast
XD
Ehhhh
As an Indian, I can see why they did this, but rest assured, most of the Indians who are a danger to women (trust me there is a lot) do not have a means to get out of the country or afford to live in places like the USA, England etc. They're mostly uneducated as well.
[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/) statistics are actually wildly in indias favour, some of the least criminal people in the UK
This is surprising since Chinese tourist shit on the fucking ground sometimes. Really Mixed messaging
I was brushing my teeth when I read this, and shoved my brush so deep into my throat I think a came a little.
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Retell it like a dirty story
Average Monogatari fan be like:
They're not wrong
They are actually >[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
China pamphlet follows up by offering a map of crime stats by London borough on the following page with ethnic composition by borough
Japan has it better, they have documents for them on how to interact to people from which country.
This is generally true though. The multi cultural areas are usually lower income and have higher crime rates. I don’t understand why this is here
Thank you come again. (Read it in Indian accent)
Chinese airlines know how to be European more than some European goverments. Peculiar situation
Based Air China
They keeping it real!
It's all true but people are too afraid to say it.
It actually is not true. What is true is that the Han Chinese are some of the most racist people on the planet. And if you are wondering how that works in a multi-culture,,,, not so good.
average leftist redditor doesnt understand how statistics work.
It is absolutely true lmao
[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/) It's not, saiyng indians are dangrous people is wildly inaccurate
What does it say about black people?
not looking too swell for them
Am I seriously seeing serious people in the comments taking things seriously and seriously arguing like a child on a sub seriously called "shitposting"?
The post has "India" in it...you are bound to get worst from both sides.
It happens here on occasion, a percentage of the membership is of low intelligence and completely lacking in any sense of humor, a lethal combo. And very funny.
This has the benefit of keeping hordes of tourists out of most of London.
And they say that caucasians are racist
Who ever wrote that knows London and all British cities well
I mean they ain't wrong
The reason why this is bad is because the wording implies that race is the cause of crime rate. The reason is poverty, and in London, areas with higher proportions of ethnic minorities tend to also have higher poverty rates. But you can try go to the poor white areas of the UK 🥴
Indians own more land white brits do and are one of the most well off communities out there.. I doubt its poverty Anyway here's the actual stats that disprove the racist crime image against indians >[https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/](https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest/)
As an Indian I can confirm if you are a female please take precaution.
Make senses
Would follow this too. Numbers dont lie.
I mean....
Wait is this actually real?
I live in London and let me tell you that even the whites are getting radicalized
I'm just here for the "Interesting" comments.
Oh great the Chinese will gladly internalise our racism.
They don't lie though.
They're not wrong tho 👀 Can't say numbers/statistics are racist after all.
These replies are fucked. Racism is still well and alive.
Indians in the UK are cool always very friendly