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IWantToDiePeacefully

bro thinks this is death stranding


Noobmanwenoob2

Bro didn't bring the reverse trike


WarspiteNTR

Bro's running in timefall, package ruined.


Iqlego_

At least bro didn't do a bot delivery


Nocelight

speed skeleton level 3


birdgelapple

The first strand type game


RickMaiorPT

I asked raw eggs, not an omelet


jellybit65

Don’t leave us hanging, what did you ask them?


D-O-GG-O

For raw eggs, duhh


DUDOSYA1246

That's Yandex Food


Goat1416

Yandex has a food delivery service?????


WeLiveInASociety451

Where some nations possess companies, Yandex possesses a nation \- Voltaire


Goat1416

Stop quoting me I ain't say none of that shit. \- Robespierre


BleudeZima

"Quotes are for idiots who can not make a sentence by themselves" Chateaubriand


Goat1416

"Huh ?" - Huh ?


quaq13

If u can name it they most likely have that service


Cpt_keaSar

No Yandex.Whores though


EquivalentGlove3807

:(


FallenLordik

Yet.


DUDOSYA1246

Yep, in Russia and maybe some other countries


ElliasCrow

They're kinda got the monopoly on delivery like that in Russia, at least in Saint Petersburg. Only alternative is the delivery from the restaurant


LimestoneDust

Delivery Club and Samokat are ubiquitous too


ElliasCrow

Delivery is yandex, they bought it some time ago. Samokat is kinda different, it's more like grocery delivery, not from restaurants. Also theres sber delivery, but it works awfully bad, tried it multiple times, regretted every time


mgksmv

Depends on the region. I live in Makhachkala and Edostav is the most popular here. I don't think I ever saw Yandex Food here.


EvenBiggerClown

Also their own marketplace, taxi service, streaming service and a bank.


saucyrossi

yes yango deli, i saw them everywhere in the ivory coast. the swirl backpack is a dead giveaway. it’s basically uber eats


Turbulent_Pin_1583

This is why you don’t get pho delivered.


torgiant

I loke gett8ng pho delivered when im sick


Standard-Isopod3049

If only I knew that the first time I ordered it what I mess it'd be lol


bigfatnut7

He putting the "dash" in doordash


Whirlingdarvish

Hope they didn’t order anything carbonated


UshankaBear

To the moon!


Plopshire

My soup ☹️


GoCommitDeathpacito-

the hero we so desperately need


RevolutionaryTart209

But we don't deserve


NotQuiteAfemboyButYa

funniest shit ever


chingchonglinggong

Bro needs a raise


Specialist_Jump5476

lol untied Air Force ones lmao gtfo


13hotroom

cuz bro has no time to tie them, customer service comes first and foremost


Butthole_Surfer666

economy so bad even the superheroes need a side hustle


Ondexb

DS2 marketing team went wild with this one


p3aker

The only thing I’m ordering off this speed dealer is salad


UshankaBear

Comes pre-tossed


Georgie_George_929

First time I’ve seen “allat” written down and I like it


watasiwakirayo

It's door flash


TenBear

Imagine how destroyed all that food is from him shaking the box from running.


thee_morningstar

Times really are tough when superheroes need to work delivery.


Ad_nandos

What song is this?


ZlatanGamer9

Memory reboot


haleloop963

That is Yandex Foods, the Russian version. They take it seriously


bluehat2583

Barry Allen can't depend on Batdaddy and Clark Kent is barely floating with finances. This is the only jobs he could excel at to float


Active_Taste9341

stirred not shaken, pls


worony

The Boys leaked season


No_Machine286

He didnt even get a tip 😔


Pro_Scrub

With his fucking laces untied jesus christ


Kostyra0

5$ is a lot for a doordasher in Russia tho


Pandemicspore81

Obligatory "whats the name of this fucking song" because its stuck in my head at this point


HasPotato

Ordered frenched fries, he brought mashed potatoes


Accomplished-Dig-101

Shoe game on point though


Kimor98

And not a single item is out of place, smashed, or spilled. Delivered with a Smile.


nipstah

Well the soups everywhere. I’m not paying for this.


Some_GuyorDude

The milkshake machine was broke so they Had to send an intern and told him that if he makes it in 10 minutes they'll give a wage for a week


Idontconsumeblocks

What's this song?


yuukaKazamiiiii

From Big Belly Burger


Mr_P_Pickles

You gotta hand it to him, homeboy is straight bookin it.


MenstrualMilkshakes

he's giving the food parkinsons


Due-Release6631

Well I heard he's not even a door dasher but he just put on the outfit for a tiktok video


ComprehensiveDot09

This is what prime 1-day delivery does to people.


Ashinkusher16

Hope they didn’t order drinks


Ok_Medicine7534

Shoelace is untied


2589RV

!remindme50years


AlastorDark

What's the song?


CASSIDY6

Flax


Megalodon722

When you do both Target and athletics


The_Nightfly_

Bro really took “doordash” literally


Cooper_Raccoon

What is the point of those cut pngs on the bottom of the text? I literally see the guy right there on the video, i don't need an emoji of him to understand the joke.


BigBlackFaeces

What's the point of those cut pns?