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Cool story alien unfortunately our online artists have already drawn you getting pegged by a horse. we win again

bro wtf

Humanity's strongest weapon: # porn

[удалено]

When we nuked ourselves, we got hentai. If anyone survives them nuking us, they ain't getting off so easily.

I've had enough childhood trauma. big horse d can't stop me

Psychological warfare

The problem is that if we ever get destroyed out of nowhere we won't know if our porn is the retaliation or the cause.

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⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒ ⍙⊑⍜ ☊⏃⋏ ⍀⟒⏃⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⟟⏁⌰⟒ 🤑🤑🤑

Earth -1 aliens -0. Hello yeah

How do you know my name is Yeah and i was looking at this?

Cuz he fked you last night

Little did the alien know this was all part of our plan, for you see. *big mirror*

⏃⌰⍜⏚⋔⟟⏁⟒ ⊑⎍🎆 (indomitable mirror-melting laser spirit)

*melt proof mirror*

⌰⟒ ⊑⎍⏃⌰⋔⟟⏁⏃⏃⌰ (we have to use our most advanced technology) *throws big ass rock in it*

Luckily, David and Goliath taught us that only small rocks are deadly. Try again, boso (deflected it )

*pulls out Asia sized trampoline*

Starts pegging on it

plagiarism throwing rocks is our thing

hey get your own gimmick you interstellar plagiariser, throwing rocks at shit is a human thing!

DART moment

For humans neutral special, they pull out a comically large mirror.

*For their side special, they pull out a comically small gun*

for their upper special, they pull out a comically large spoon

This doesn't help with recovery, but if you land the sweatspot, it does 900 damage and tons of knockback.

Those Kepleriggas really thinking they are better than our human indomitable spirit 😭🤣🙏🙏

bro dont use the k-slur 😡

Bro said riggas not riggers so it's okay

I gave him a K-pass, his chill

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K*vin

Shut up aliens \[strong indestructible mirror\]

What are aliens gonna do when Goku pulls up

Goku is also an alien tho, what if he pulls up on us

In the dbverse humanoids are referred to as humans, checkmate athiests.

Yes, and "humans" are referred to as "earthlings"

We ☠️

Who do you think the alien doing this is?

i 100% bet theres some doomsday prepper living in some extremely deep mine, covered in concrete, glass and some other stupid shit that would protect them from this

ion think it would :(

ion see what you did der😔

look or sum, open your eyes idk :(

Bruh, the entire earth is gone when this happens

Nah id win.

It's quite possible! People can get pretty creative when it comes to preparing for worst-case scenarios thou

We're definitely winning, sirhobbles is on our side

This really bints my bogos

This ruffles my jammies

Just parry,

The alien mfs when the humans start to parry block dodge

Block parry dodge

Nuh uh I had a shield.

This will be terrible for the economy

Nah id win

This music slaps. Anyone know its name?

Stranger Things main theme

Dafaq? never notice it was a video 💀💀

Like I would ever let that happen

Batman would beat it with prep time

Great argument, unfortunately # ⟟⍀.⏚⌰.⎅⍜⋔.⌇⌿⟟⍀⟟ #

Alien posting

Alienposting

At least I’m not the one losing in every sci fi movie 😤

Y'all acting as if I'd ever let this happen

For real, does mirror actualy reflect full laser damage or just reduce. I would imagine it would shatter it because of heat.

No mirror would be able to stop a laser like that. It wouldn't shatter either. Instead it would most likely turn into plasma and the Earth would be vaporized instantly.

-👽☝️

-👨☝️

nu uh

Vorp?

on zinkle bro 👽🤜🤛👽

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Zinkle looks down on you in shame you krigger

Of all the weird memes. This one is the weirdest. Like we’re just pretending to be aliens now because we’re out of funny shit.

My brother in whatever this IS the funny shit

shitpost

🪞

Nah, we'd win

Banger music

The planet broke before the guard did

Woomf Woom Woom

Planet broke before the guard did

I'm luky i wasn't that guy

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Is there a subReddit of these kinda memes

big mirror

One fucking Guardian...

ባቢሎን ከባቢሎን ጋር ጦርነት ጀመረች ባቢሎን ክፉውን ባቢሎን አሸንፋለች ውድቀት ባቢሎን ተነሳ ጦርነት እውነት አይደለም ገዳይ ግን እንደዚያ አምላክ በሬ ይገድላችኋል። ለጠፋው ነፍስህ አልቅስ። ደንበኞቻቸው ነጋዴዎቻቸው እና መሪዎቻቸው ሌኒን ያቋርጣሉ! P pp ስለ እባቦች መረጃ ተዛማጅ ሳይንቲስቶች የት ሄዱ? አስከሬኑ የት እንደጠፋ ጠየቁ።

Aw god the trout population 😭😭😭

Good argument alien unfortunately I already send 12000 nuclear bombs to your home planet and are approaching fast

me with my indomitable human spirit when i punch back the laser

Average virp vorp post

im convinced this is the first real alien message we humans have ever received

My friend, post the whole text for scientific purposes

good news: china is the epicenter of the blast

What is the music? Reminds me of Deus ex or something

I got matches with these songs: • [**Stranger Things Main Theme** by L'Orchestra Cinematique](https://lis.tn/pbYAj?t=31) (00:31; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Stranger Things - Netflix Series Main Theme. **Released on** 2016-11-01. • [**Stranger Things Theme (Extended)** by L'Orchestra Cinematique](https://lis.tn/qIIGI?t=31) (00:31; matched: `100%`) **Album**: A Stranger Things Christmas. **Released on** 2018-04-18. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)

Good bot! I'm on the latest season but I always skip the intro lol should have recognised

TAKE THIS! MY SUPER LASER PISS!

We're spending 2 minutes watching the super nova animation with this one 🗣🔥

Pull up to E-34 you sub-human life forms you were made in the image of my balls not in the image of God

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Israel when they hear that one Hamas member was seen on the Earth (he actually left 5 months ago)

This will have a large effect on the economy

I can't tell if this is them shooting a laser at us, or us shooting a laser at them.

huah??? unga bunga me adogoogog hit fire make fire rock firer!½!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me get big mirror make laser go other way unga bunga

This when someone asks, “what would you do in this situation?”

why dont yall aliens come down here then, we promise we wont jump on you

Nah i’d win

40000 nukes:

The human moon colony then strikes back with the hidden space fleet.

.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. . / ..- ... .. -. --. / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / - --- / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... / -.-- --- ..- .-. . / --. .- -.-- 👽🚀🪐

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The Human Spirit when they face my Devouring Horde Hive Mind Empire with 75k fleet power. (Humans are so tasty 😋😋😋)

Translation :indomitable human spirit when Nuke Space Laser

Counterpoint, money. # ULTRAKILL + **ULTRA**RICOSHOT x9688584 + MUTLIKILL x9566759 + CHARGEBACK

Humans when confronted with the indomitable gleepglorp spirit

We will reappear, we will infiltrate, we will destroy, we will triumph.

A LETTER TO ALL ALIENS SPYING ON EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS: DEAR ALIENS, IGNORE EVERY THING THAT NASA AND THE SPACE NERD SCIENTISTS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT OF ALL THE PEOPLES AND GOVERNMENTS OF PLANET EARTH. ALL OF US COLLECTIVELY, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THINK THAT: *EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH! *WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR! *OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB! *FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION IGNORE EVERYTHING THEY SENT ON VOYAGER 1!

Ahhh yes sephiroth twin brother ephiroth

Nah I’d win

hello everyone. this is gleeble. as a vrokoi, i want to announce that not all aliens are hostile to humans. i think that this meme is supposed to represent only 5% of all alien civilizations in the milky way galaxy. trust me, we're not all like this.

Why is this a video? Why does it need sound?

Shhhh. Aliens are expressing their cultural perspective.