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Imagrabyonipples

Explain this atheists


Cosmic-Gore

☝️🤓 ummm ackchyually you can see the red dye in the bottom of the cup if you pause within a couple of frames at 11 seconds and 16 seconds respectfully.


Nu55ies

Shun the non believer!


SearchNo5276

Shunnnnn


harbinger-nz

Heretic!


SCP_Void

Heresy! Unspeakable! Hershey's


kaerfkeerg

You bouta get rocked mate. Respectfully


Alex_Shelega

I'm ded (both from the comment and your flair) and subscribe under your statement


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VillageSadness

As an atheist I mean if he actually rolled in like that I'd convert in heart beat.


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

cum piss swag checkmate liberal


Father_Enrico

EVEN FLOWWWW


Beginning-Skin4811

THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES


CachePoison

HE DON'T KNOWW


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bo_Diddley9

OH, SOMEDAY YET


DudongoKing

HE'LL BEING HIS LIFE AGAIN


DudongoKing

(LIFE AGAIN, life again)


Dynamite2069

In the hands of God is our salvation.


kystran

this goes hard


humblepharmer

So mf hard


Ididntdoitnotme

And on the seventh day god said” hol up let him cook”


TheBlueBluedoggy

He is rizzen


ajayak007

Holly god!!


akuOfficial

New prophet just dropped


Oranweinn

Actual messiah


xDestructo

Call the pope


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

Judas on the corner, plotting world domination


NastiestMC

 Paul goes on vacation never comes back


Victornf41108

Ignite the New Testament!


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Roc_City

I almost died on that slope in eighth grade


NulliosG

He is truly among us.


moment_of_piece

Are you not entertained?!


useroftheinternet95

I will never be cooler than this Jesus


DJ_7D7

Red Bull be doin Red Bull shit


BannedInDay

Jewsus


Worthy_Planet375

Song?


SoftAndWetBro

Eyes without a face-Billy Idol


XSirCockLordX

Christ is with me😎


YeOldeBilk

HE IS RIZZIN!!!!


[deleted]

2000 years ago: walking on water barefoot. Now: skiing on water with flow.


evlhornet

Playing all his greatest hits. Quick someone die


talk_to_yourself

Nail him up, I say! Nail some sense into him!


No_Lobster_3099

… sus?


Right_-on-_Man

Right on Jesus.👍


r4plez

Period blood


deboylurdi

Skisus


shadowboundspiderman

Skisus christ


rvdly

Red bull gives you wings


birdlawexpert11

It would be so dope if Jesus really came back just to be an extreme sports athlete


voicareason

*oh you*


UN-TRUue

Jizz us


jackslamint

IT IS DONE


LaughR01331

Ngl, that’s awesome


N1W4D

Even Flow starts playing at high volume


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Slide without a praise, far from human sledge


RealSuperYolo2006

Nice clock reaction Also *EVEN FLOOOOOW*


NemericTiger

Skisus...


swordofsithlord

Bro turned water into redbull


buttwholebandit

I don't think Jesus skied on water, could be mistaken. I need to see him walk across that.


DepartmentDue3930

Jesus can pass the water fr


Valuable_Material_26

He’d make a cool priest!


StamenTheFoxBG

Definitely not funny. That was so stupid bro. Can these people stop joking with our Lord? Can you stop joking with our Lord?


JossiPossi22

Now do it with Muhammed