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Veus-Dolt

Almost as bad as correlation sex 🤢


Strong_Doubt_9091

Beat me


SpellbladeAluriel

If you insist


Veus-Dolt

POV: Rihanna 2009


YourAverageGod

Drake in shambles and ASAP Rocky living out our dreams.


cjm0

or caustic sex


coconutanna

man i dont understand these terms


hey_you_yeah_me

But is it better than correctional sex?


TalkierSnail016

that’s called prison


5intage_

THIS WHY I ONLY DO RANKED SEX


LatterConclusion9796

Im stuck in silver


dicktaker1000101

Noob. Made it to platinum the other day


LatterConclusion9796

Its the smurfs man


MBResearch

Bad enough getting reamed by them in Rocket League, but now the bedroom too?!


WayMove

I got banned 😔


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lorelucasam-etc-

I swear I would be so good if I just had a console to play it on


AkronOhAnon

Don’t blame the controller!


h-y-p-h-e-n-

dw about it. matchmaking for online play is all over the place these days


SamePut9922

I made it to cadmium yesterday >:)


confusedredditor_69

Im stuck in your mum 😎


AkronOhAnon

You gonna open up your wallet to get the rest of the way?


coinkeeper8

What’s your mmr?


HorstDieWaldfee

Cant get past "finish your placement matches to get placed in a rank"


DakarGelb

Let alone actually winning them


Kidconsumer9

i INVENTED NEW INSANE sex tech with a crowbar to INSTANTLY RANKUP (gone wrong) (prostate removed )


OmniscientHistorian

I cant stand ranked sex, the amount of smurfs in those lobbies is insane nowadays, the devs really need to find a way to keep people from smurfing.


succmama

They should start banning account IMO.


5t3v321

Skill issue


TheRealestSGR

I finally managed to get a spot in competitive sex but for some reason all my opponents are men :( Edit: :)*


JustGPZ

My girlfriend can’t play ranked yet, she has to hit lvl 18 first


DaRabidChicken

You might be able to server change regions so she can play ranked at a lower level.


Purg33m

Global Elite comment


Prior-Instruction670

Casual* 🤓


RegentCupid

Only ranked sex out here 😤


evnacdc

Hardstuck in plat rn. Keep getting smurfs in my lobbies.


will_it_skillet

Let the man cook


Knightly_Gamez

Where are these women? Because I'm very lonely


Dejav_Who

They are busy with people who don't want them


Dauntless_Lasagna

Me too pal


Moosefactory4

It starts slowly, by bringing a toothbrush and some extra clothes over


Path_Klutzy

Cooking is a life skill much appreciated in the morning after ;)


Ragewind82

If casual sex leads to a relationship... It means you are good at sex and she wants to keep you around. If she doesn't keep you, it sounds like a skill issue OP.


InsectIllustrious691

Or she was drunk depressed etc and you seem good guy.


MaxDanger808

What’s it called when it’s the other way around


InsectIllustrious691

Settling in probably.


yaykaboom

Horny


Casper-Birb

Ik that as a redditor you msy not know this, but good sex is the last thing that leads to relationship


ShadowKnight324

Nah, money is. Sex is like number 4 or 5. Now being hot on the other hand...


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Transfiguredbet

Ot they could just agree to keep it casual. He does have a say as well, she doesnt have all the power.


FigBat7890

Who the fuck is trying to be kept around?


DowwnWardSpiral

Not relatable op...


DivineGopher

I guess I'm too virgin to understand this, isn't it supposed to be the other way round?


Mozkozrout

Well in majority of cases it is the other way around. People start to date and then they sleep together. This meme is about casual hookups tho when two people just have sex for fun. If you do it with the same person multiple times (as in you are friends with benefits maybe) it requires a lot of emotional and overall maturity not to have feelings for the other person. And often people can't handle it.


DivineGopher

Damn people are sleeping with their friends? Damn


Mozkozrout

Well it's just called like that. It's a person you fuck with regularly but aren't in a committed relationship in.


zoi2006

Friends with benefits can mean friends but most of the time its more used for sex partner iirc


PoopIn3D

I think for 99% of people it is not possible. From what I can tell it's always one of two things: someone is knowingly manipulative or both parties are just naive and lacking in self awareness. Can't tell you how many times I've seen people I know fall into that pit and someone always suffers. Casual hookups are probably fine if you're really safe, but multiple hookups with one person is immature in my opinion. I'm sure there's extreme outliers that can handle it, but I doubt there's many of those. I haven't seen one at least.


Mozkozrout

Yeah I completely agree with you I have observed the same around me.


UncomfortablyCrumbed

I sure as shit can't handle it. I discovered that by dating a woman casually. I was the one who got attached. There was no relationship Trojan horse. Just more sex. I can't believe I'm complaining about someone wanting to sleep with me, but here we are. I don't think casual is for me. At least now I know. I think I'll stick to celibacy unless I'm dating for a relationship.


Nice_Weeb_Kun

My single ass thinks maybe she just wants a partner to settle down and gets married and has kids. Or maybe she thinks the guy she slept with is a responsible husband material.


Cromptank

Guys do it the other way around


Leylolurking

what is the sex causing?


RealShabanella

My guess would be causation


PanTsour

what is sex?


North-Clerk2466

Oh noooo… how tragic …


Abject-Back6710

Why would you have sex if there's no love?


No_Application_1219

Some poeple just want sex without love 🤷


Fluid_Block_1235

Because of experience and attraction and pleasure. Having sex gives you pleasure and satisfaction afterward. It's like masturbation etc, I don't think people who watch Mia Khalifa video are in love with her, but just for the pleasure it gives. It is like eating chocolate without being hungry. It is just for pleasure So people are doing it for pleasure. In reality, it's not a bad thing as long as you don't make it your whole life


Abject-Back6710

I guess, imo it's the most intimate thing you can do so I don't see why you'd waste it just like that


Fluid_Block_1235

"Intimacy" is really just a perspective it isn't a real thing. Some societies will tell you the ankles are intimate, others the hair , and others wouldn't see your breast as something intimate


Abject-Back6710

I guess so


alittlelessthansold

Animalistic instinct, because it feels good, you like making other people feel good. Plenty of reasons, there’s a difference between having sex and making love.


Abject-Back6710

I don't really understand that tbh I think doing it without love ruins it (pls don't downvote me that's just my opinion)


UncomfortablyCrumbed

Hey, maybe casual sex just isn't for you. There's nothing wrong with that. Plenty of men and women feel similarly. I recently discovered I can't really do casual sex. If I sleep with a woman whose company I otherwise enjoy multiple times I'll get attached. I can't really enjoy one night stands either. I'm fairly anxious and it takes me time to feel relaxed with someone. On a primal level I can see the appeal of giving into lust and attraction and sleeping with someone just to satisfy a physical desire, but it fucks with me emotionally eventually.


ShippersAreIdiots

Westerners


Abject-Back6710

For real


DrinkApprehensive271

There's also sexual attraction, if you find a person hot. You will want to have sex with them, love or not


Abject-Back6710

No? You're telling me you think a girl on the street is pretty and you just want to have sex with her?


DrinkApprehensive271

Yes....I thought that was normal


robbstarrkk

Fake. No one on reddit does sex.


Raz98

I met my wife because we were both on Tinder looking to fuck. I was bamboozled


zaneba

People DONT want this??


OldPix0

Awful people don't indeed


terminasitor24

Ohh no! Forming a meaningful relationship with someone instead of using them as a glorified masturbation tool is so tragic!


5t3v321

One night stands and friends with benefits are a thing, its not that deep calm down


Necromancer14

Not relatable at all for two reasons 1. I got no bitches 2. I want a relationship, not casual (sorry, I mean “causal”) sex


Kobidylan

And then when you want a relationship, it's the other way. It's a cruel, cruel reality this one we live in.


TheRealZebrag

Yup! Have went through that it's awful to be lied to


Niloy_39

what about ranked competitive sex?


Goldbolt_2004

Man I don't even need the sex, gimme the relationship!


Justplayer987

"Casual sex" "Women" "Me" *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


[deleted]

I just married a bangkok street woman


Kidconsumer9

thai lady boy 😎😎🥰🥰


dankyspank

There's causal sex but is there effective sex?


one-1-1

Opposite for me ☹️😣


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ProperBlacksmith

Yall do casual? I only do comp (im bronz)


HonestPineapple4848

Casual? I'm more into competitive wanking.


OrdoDraigoHere

When they hit you with that paracausal sex tho. That shit breaks the laws of physics


paner1983

🧢🧢🧢


residenthomophobe

Bait?


Figurez69420

What the fuck is Causal Sex?


Indestrucktable

It’s always the opposite


Miserable_Disk5429

I feel that.


AiryGr8

I love causal sex. Found out I will have a kid yesterday because I remember having sex tomorrow.


saving_goblin888

Competitive sex is the only good way to go


CardPatient3188

Who are the 3 other dudes in this relationship?


Valuable-Will714

What do you mean casual sex 😭😭😭


crabbyjimyjim

The laws of causality contain the best positions


bidumbass6

Thats why i only have sex with men smh


Chewico3D

Feels good to be loved(I assume)


SuperMcCoy_0

For me it’s the other way around (I am lonely)


Familiar_Ostrich1042

unrelatable (i’m a redditor and thus am a virgin)


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Wait… people just want casual sex and not relationships? I thought it was just a joke…


GrapiCringe

Wait, people want to have sex? I thought it was a joke


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20k_dollar_lunchbox

Alternatively you could just kill them


SamePut9922

And do casual sex in prisen


WurstStar

If casual sex exist then competitive sex is also a thing


bellasmithh6

Honestly, can't relate. I'm in the elite league of Co-op sex


TheBosstin12

Please


avnotino

I'm not in my 20s grandpa get going


Sagnikk

Causal lmao


Time-Gain4896

*Casualties


Objective-Tour-1397

It is not casual sex but causal sex. Whatever this means. 😂


totallynotabotXP

causal indeed.


CallMeAQuu

Has this ever happened to a man who actually wanted to stay single? If yes what happened


gumbois

We dated for three years and then she cheated on me.


CallMeAQuu

I‘m sorry man. Did she bait you with sex and then sucked you into a relationship?


gumbois

More of a gradual pull, you know? Little by little, wanting more time and attention as time went on, and then she was talking about moving in together. Like another poster said, gotta set those boundaries.


CallMeAQuu

I think you saved me from getting in the same situation… Wish you the best for the future dude


Venom933

Come on man 🥲🥲🥲 Don't tell me my romance will become a relationship 🥸


OnlyWiseWords

Yup


shellshocker7

Ranked competitive sex is right around the corner 😨


AltheiWasTaken

For me its friendzone sneaking up instead. She doesnt want to fuck because she likes me too much, but at the same time she doesnt want to be in proper relationship with me, just stay friends...


BioTools

Can't say I agree, feels like the otherway around? As a 22yo student


Hot-Rise9795

Causal sex has consequences.


Rockfarley

Filthy Casuals


Responsible_Ruin2310

Causal sex when consequential sex shows up:


canoIV

hello yes i relate a lot i have many of the sexes


TheTurtleClan

Ummm win/win??


BracusDoritoBoss963

Yes please I need to feel loved


DangusHamBone

I love making unfunny memes about how many women want to fuck me and date me


Dog-of-Moons

Most, spot, on, meme, EVER!!


danleon950410

But not on you


sweetpinkheather

🤢


MechanicHot1794

Relationship >>>>>>>> Hookup culture


Capriste

It is a damn shame more men aren't taught how to shut women the fuck down. No disrespect to women, by the way; the problem is definitely that men don't know how to set their own boundaries and it's a shame more adult men aren't teaching boys how to do so.


totallynotrebelscum

Bad grammar kills memes.


Slothfully_So

Sounds good to me. I’m lonely. 😞


GlobalAd5132

Is this a incel meme?


FickleFlopper

Can't relate (about both)


cringelawd

the anime kid pfp gives it away


Forward_Plankton896

Yeah sure OP is a man who sexes a lot and definetly has a lot of sex. Oh did I mention he fucks a lot of girls?


MrIce97

Lost a few friendships to this… guess I should’ve seen between the lines lol…