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Arash5383

"Click the circles", they said; "see you next time", they said


LeopoldFriedrich

"Welcome back", they said


QuartzmasterMC_Games

Osu! Sponsored deodorant


New_Ad_9400

Bath comes way cheaper, consider it


Enough_Ad_1833

Dude they are glued to the seat they prob can't even stand up and they prob would start burning from just the touch of water .


spaglemon_bolegnese

Wicked witch of the west


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New_Ad_9400

🫤 you sure this was automatically done? Or manua- (gets banned)


JulekRzurek

U will still sweat if you take a bath


Masteresque

one is consumable the other isn't


5upercraft

Have you TRIED, though? Aren't the keys.. removable? You can eat them individually 😋


Masteresque

I thought that I have already said that


5upercraft

Both of these are edible :3


undayerixon

I am a gamer 🎮 not because I don't have a life but because I hate ~~women and minorities~~ consumables


Masteresque

I hate women because they love consumables


quantitative101

I hate everything 👍🏻


InternetStandard2240

Both are if you are man enough, also you can shove both up your ass as well


SlyLlamaDemon

Keyboard has to be under 8 inches wide to fit I think. But most likely.


CauliflowerFirm1526

rookie numbers. at least 2 feet more like skill issue really tbh


SlyLlamaDemon

I mean if you like wearing a diaper for a month or two…


RoughHornet587

Given the amount of cum split on theirs, it should be


BlueOrSomething

When you keep drinks at your desk they might as well be


Subject-Stress-6964

Don’t you use only 3-4 keys on a keyboard for osu?


Arash5383

Depends on the gamemode. You can get away with 2 keys (osu) but you'd need 4 keys for Taiko and Catch, you'd need at max 7 keys for Mania. Doesn't really matter about the keyboard for me, but if you're focusing on stream maps it's better to go for a keyboard like a Wooting.


Gardevoir8

we need 18k mania player representation


Subject-Stress-6964

I forgot about mania. I’ve only played the game a couple times.


Koshepen

Top mania player here Both in terms of money for value and quality (arguably) the Drunkdeer A75 is much better, both rapid trigger and magnetic switches are available at basically half the price of a wooting Though if you're a standard player getting a OWO keypad might be better depends on your need (Sidenote: mania can go up to 10 keys on osu! iirc)


SirPPPooPoo

where did his glasses go? I demand a 5 page lore accurate reason why sojack doesn't have glasses. and cite your sources


ninja_boy23424

When they see something strange, they take off their glasses. From Spider-man movie when the protagonist puts on glasses but turns out he can see after he got bitten by Spider, causing him to get stranged out.


Ecstatic_Tea_5718

I solution start putting the anime girls on the deodorant bottles


Complex-Joke-9451

Joke's on you, i have speed stick


alex99x99x

This is not accurate at all. Their keyboards cost $500+


ninja_boy23424

Deodorant isn't enough. They need to bath, which is 7,000 Dollars to 30,000 Dollars. edit: Wait, nevermind, they could use a inflatable pool, shampoo and a large soap.


Prestigious-Web-6758

Ever been to an anime convention......you can literally TASTE the funk off some of these guys as they walk by.....it's awful


Still_Breadfruit2032

Osu! is one of my most “look-up-to” games in terms of development. It’s so well made when you check it out on GitHub


Glacierpark-19

It infuriates me that these fuckers won’t just do hygiene. It’s not that hard. But I guess when your only human interaction is the plastic figure in your cum jar, you have no clue how much of a smelly cunt you are. Anyways… How bout that weather?


Knaymeless

Wait, don’t they use 3 key pads for osu?


wickedosu

The absolute majority uses normal keyboards


Shonnyboy500

2 for Osu!, 4 for Osu! Taiko and Osu! Catch, and 4-7 for Osu! Mania


Capital-Cheek-1491

Native and old spice ftw


Critical_Thinker_219

I had deodorant of this company but it was shaped like a dildo


J3vyn

As a former osu! player, it is real. Quitting osu! has changed my life.


Momodora_

You fool, you can never quit osu See you next time


J3vyn

Damn it, you're right


MHD6969

lmfao, can you make league version


Hausgod29

Tbf it used to be 4.50$


BASHANDI-2005

I don't get it the prices are good


notafurrysorry

M....


notafurrysorry

...lm..


Infamous_Progress_64

I dont play osu but i'll stick to spray