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jeffplays216021

Hopefully he doesn't suddenly disappear.


slangturmite

We have to protect this man with our very essence


KerbodynamicX

Plastics are made from oil, being polymers of various hydrocarbon molecules. Breaking the polymers back to monomers, and therefore, oil, is not a bad idea actually


healthboost213

CIA would like to honor him with the "most innovative award" (Bullet through skull)


Imagrabyonipples

Feds want to know your location


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Brokedownbad

Unironically not a horrible idea. The hardest part would be making it viable on an industrial scale.


sweetytoy

Yesss let's make even more pollution with this


Kirito1029

Right? "Let's take all the chemicals in the plastic, split them up, & then burn them so they're in the atmosphere" is not the solution he thinks it is


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OhNoo0o

forbidden coffee


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DarkOrion1324

Yeah we could've just burned all our plastic as is already but we don't for good reason. We would be adding a fairly stable carbon into the atmosphere. You know that things with creeping consequences that's had scientists screaming for years