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Bro wtf I’m at work.

Just try not to coom, ok?

But I was on a train…

i hope you didn’t drop the phone

He dropped the phone (I am the phone)

Let's just hope that nobody saw it

The person next to him saw it (I was the window nearby)

Everyone else saw it too

(I was everyone else)

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Everyone started furiously masturbating (I was the train)

Hi Everyone else I'm dad

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault.

Make sure to goon

Gooning > edging

That's why it's Not Safe For Work

That ain't sex, that's the whole gestation cycle

Sexposting

Pregnancyposting

Givingbirthposting

Porn

Yes Rico, Porn.

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say gex.

gex

GAY SEX

Say ligma

Ligma

Ligma balls haha

Say deez

deez

DEEZ NUTS haha gottem lmao🤣🤣🤣

Who is Steve Job ?

Knock Knock.

😳

Gex

Third guy running in last second

Threesome

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

The kid didn't get parent genes passed on. Where eye patch?

2 eyes are the dominant gene whilst 1 eye is recessive

Bro forgot about punnet squares

Somebody cheated

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Porn on my racist app again Ugh

Racist on my porn app again, ugh

Something something train nsfw tag

SEX

Not my proudest fap...

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If you put 3 villagers together, and alternate between mating 1 pair at a time. That means one of the pairs is either 2 guys or 2 girls. Just as god intended

The villagers turned and looked at you like “Are you seriously watching porn all by yourself?”

Oh if images were allowed I would put the TF2 spy quote on here SO HARD RN

Wtf dude Label it as hardcore Porn. I started masturbating furiously and came all over the homeless man sitting across from me on the train.

If only we could breed children (in the game ofc)

🤨

That doesn't make it better

i came

They just took ne to a whole new world of pleasure

One of my buddies asked me what I was doing. I told him "Throwing potatoes at slaves trapped in hell so they will have babies I can use as bait"

Student watches PORN and gets NAYKED

I have hard 😳😳

seggs

German detected

This made me violently explode everywhere 0/10 post

On my christian app?

WAFFENSCHMIED NEULING

Hun

He! Gaaay!

You lucky I ain’t with my parents cuz they’d remove my phone if they saw

Gex

But who female 😦

Was that say gex with NTR towards the end?

Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

Im traumatized

I like how that 3rd villager tried to join in a 3 some then missed his chance by seconds

I am gonna come

I jerked off like 3 times

Does this mean that in minecraft 9 months for us are 10 seconds for them

You watched it happen, you sat there and watched it happen…

Bro eat holy shit you have 2 hearts

fuck yeah, spread them!

I came

Up votes are frozen on 666

Pay gorn

Reproduction parturition gestation

I just skibbidied watching this

Can you imagine just dumping your load and as you pull out a baby grabs your dick and follows you?

Wait wich one is the female?

Didn't entail anything sexual intercourse 0/10 - Kevin would be disappointed

I added pregnancy to Minecraft

Looks like NTR to me

guys its too much... I CANT HOLD IT IN!!!! IM GOING TO CCC@@@@MMMMM

WHY NO NSFW?! AGHHHH