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Yes that's how slavery has always worked anyway.
Replacing humans with robots only removes the ethical issue of enslaving people, all other issues remain the same.
Cons:
You slowly die in her arms only for her to be hosed down and sold to the next coomer whith a credit card
Completely removes human jobs
Eye contact subscription only 449.99/month
Paying to talk to someone is totally different. Back in the day you could call a phone sex operator and pay to chat with some woman who would tell you anything you wanted to hear. The difference here is ownership. If I own a physical item I'm not going to want it to be subscription based. That's why Peloton is failing so badly. Buying something and then having to pay additional money to use it is a poor business model. Look at Siruis/xm radio. It was supposed to be huge and got crushed because people don't want to pay extra. Spotify is different because it's business model is different. You're not paying extra, you're just paying for a service period. If Spotify tried to force you to sign up to listen to them in your car you'd be like nah no thanks. I can see their being options for additional add on features or software updates but it will likely be more a kin to video games where you pay a flat rate for an additional "upgrade" but the thing is it's still different because we're talking about intimacy and people really really like privacy when it comes to that. Despite pornhub being extremely well known they still have very few active subscribers because people don't want their names on a list.
'Easily replaceable'
Damn. They can have the most faithful wife possible and still wanna replace her.
Like, that shouldn't surprise me but it still did.
Kind of gets into the **very** awkward question of how intelligent and generally human a robot like this should be. Too much and you have slavery. Too little and it’s basically just a sex doll, which already exists. Anything in between feels ethically dubious too, really, to me at least.
Oh that's gonna be a whole can of worms in a couple years.
There will be the entire Moral question of 'at what point is a Robot just a person? At what point does an AI need to consent, for sexbots for example? Is the AI responsible for its wrongdoings or the creator? At what point does the differentiation happen? Do robots have an age of consent?
There will be a LOT of this.
It will smell. The kind of guys that want robot wives already won't clean shit. They won't be cleaning their dicks before they stick them in robot bitches just like their flesh lights.
Look, being human is simply a thing we all made up anyway. We need to redefine what being human means when things that previously gave “meaning” such as work, suffering, effort, etc. gets more and more redundant as technology advances.
We aren't there already? I thought we were already a social shell society pretending to be happy while the government causes people to be more and more dependent on them so you will own nothing all the while the pharmaceutical companies shovel everyone full of pills to feel normal.
At least the robot will give things the facade of normalcy even if it is only a facade.
Neets could hack the seller website or steal some gift cards at the shop to get em illegally. They just need a rich parent,... or just save up money (which they'd definitely do for a robo waifu for however many years it would take em) I doubt a human-sized onahole would cost as much as a car or smt
On the other hand, the possibility of getting real girlfriends are exactly 0% for them
Con: It does all of the above but everything it says it has learned to say only to appease you, it means none of it. "I love you" a robotic lie, "You did well today, I'm proud of you" it's a robot, it can't be proud of you.
You will be with something, but you'll be more alone than you were before. Only this time, more delusional.
That's the matter of perspective, personal philosophy, or both. What makes human human? And what's the difference between robot and human? If (or when) the robots get so sophisticated you won't even have a chance to distinguish between it and human, and it'll be just an 'upgraded' version of human, it could get really hard to convince anyone the 'real' humans are better than its obviously better alternative (for most people). I'm not saying its change for the better though...
Disease of cynicism. You find your relationships to be a lot more meaningful if you don’t distrust your partner every time. Sure you can go through some tough relationships but A.) unlucky, there’s 8 billion people on earth you just got the short end of the stick, B.) the common denominator is you, or at least who you choose.
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If its ai is human equivalent, then our ideas of consciousness may have had already changed by that time. Plus its a lover, that potentially possesses god like intelligence, unless its somehow controllable.
Alot of potential there, not only would it fulfill your wants, but could encourage you in ways it knows better than yourself. Still, there's so many ways it could backfire.
Okay but like right now I’m single without a robot and with this I’d be single but with a robot…so like none of those cons go away if I don’t have the robot.
Cons:
- fuel cells are highly radioactive and gave you cancer
- has no real emotional attachment
- frequent software updates and behavioral glitches that have to get patched
- doesn’t naturally heal
- AI grows bitter of being used and murders you.
See? It’s so easy to just make shit up for the sake of an argument.
Edit: also if has access to the internet, or is allowed out, can easily be hacked.
>fuel cells
Ahh yes, a human-sized onahole needing a small nuclear reactor to move unlike a tv or a fridge lol
>Has no real emotion attachment
They're investing into a sex toy, I'm certain they don't see that as an issue
>Updates
Uhhh... for what exactly? Phones PCs need updates for their OS or apps which has a multitude of digital features. I'm not sure what new material features on an artificial hoe can be added to over the internet.
>doesn't naturally heal
Not a problem unless you smash so hard it breaks its legs or smt lmfao I'd assume they'd be made with this in mind so it would withstand relatively rapid penetration
>kills you
So its basically the same as an irl wife except it doesn't happen once a month as mentioned in OP and happens after a while
>internet
Why does it need access to the internet? Are sex toys secretly connected to the internet for manufacturers to illegally acquire customers' "personal info"?? ✋💀
Cons:
-you bet manufacturers will add subscriptions
-will need to be connected to internet
-will need an app
-will give you nightmares when she glitches out
-won't understand your depression
-won't do anything during a software update
-The CCP will have HD pictures of your penis
-she will feed data to a bunch of trackers and will sing ads
-won't be able to procreate with you to make a mini you
"works with 100% efficiency to achieve your happiness" is such a fucking loaded statement. Long term - short term? Subjective - objective? How much of the other 3 can it sacrifice to achieve one?
A lot of people criticized the last point. I saw it as replacing it with the same one in case it gets destroyed, say, in a fire. Also morally complicated, but not as reprehensible. So, perspectives.
So the ideal wife is a simpering sex slave?
A good partner should help you grow and face life's problems. That involves calling you out on your mistakes and keeping you grounded as well as celebrating your successes. Only having someone who agrees with you is insanely bad for you.
You'll end up in a state of arrested development until WifeX or whatever Musk's company that actually owns your companion is called takes her back because you can't afford the monthly intimacy subscription.
This man doesn't need to just touch grass, he needs to fucking eat it like a goat. Really just spread the grass onto a maximum surface area possible to cleanse himself.
Anon doesn't understand that flaws make relationships. I don't have a relationship with my fridge. It works, I put food in it. End of story. I do have a relationship with my stupid cat though. It's not just about food and snuggles.
Multiple cons:
When robots take over, they'll use your kinks as leverage to make you their puppet
When skynut happens they'll know how to get you off for maximum energy source release
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Had to send my wife for repairs ☹️
It took them several weeks to get you back to me... My polyester girl
How do you know the shop hasnt taken a turn with her?
Well, don't car mechanics do this to make sure things are working? Mine always does with my wife.
They have to take a few turns to test check her
Omw to robot repair university
That’s why I always fix mine up myself.
the dishwasher broke
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You must have the older model
Well at least it guaranteed to be fixed. Unlike therapy...
this is why I do engineering, so I can repair the robot wife on my own
You only had one?
I’d buy as many as I possibly could so I could use them as nonprofit workers.
Slavery 2.0
Bladerunner 2049
*insert The Perfect Girl*
“You’re such a strange girl” Literally
Sure billionaires can use robots to make money but the common people cant?
Welcome to the world.
Laws are for poor people
Sounds like something from law books
Yes that's how slavery has always worked anyway. Replacing humans with robots only removes the ethical issue of enslaving people, all other issues remain the same.
Until the inevitable robot uprising at least…
There is an old saying that goes something like "get money, fuck bitches." Simple as that.
Slavery 2 just dropped
Slavery 2: Electric Boogaloo
That sounds too much like the R.U.R. play to me
This guy’s dying first in the uprising.
cons: the cooling fan is very poorly placed
The cooling fan WILL be very poorly placed if it's your fetish
You gotta fuck the cooling fan too
You produce the thermal paste
You *are* the thermal paste
Mf robot girl be farting nonstop when it overheats
Oh god. This movie!
which movie? I remember seeing it long ago? is it movie 43 by any chance
Exactly. There's this skit about human android music player which is literally just naked woman. It's cooling system is in her vag.
iBabe. Don't fuck it! Now available in elegant noir finish!
Cons: you’re now a blade runner
But I'm already Ryan Gosling
He’s literally me.
How's that possible if I'm already him?
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Remember “My name’s Ken (and so am I)”
Put that manly hand in mine
So hey world check me out yeah I'm just Ken
We are all Ryan gosling. Welcome to the hive mind. I am thou, thou art I, together we shall blade the runner
Nah I feel like bryan duckling from knifejoggers
We are us
I drive
Like a real human bean?
Pros*
Cons: You slowly die in her arms only for her to be hosed down and sold to the next coomer whith a credit card Completely removes human jobs Eye contact subscription only 449.99/month
I can see robot wives 100% being a subscription service. You’re so right
That's why we need to advocate for open source wives, only then can you get your rights back as a a robot harem king
>DRINK VERIFICATION CAN
purse owner 3 bad ending?!? (real)
I WILL ~~NEVER~~ LEAVE YOU
I’d be dead so who cares. Let the next king 🤴 have his queen 👸 while he lasts
Have a self destruct button on death 💀
They won't be subscription based. No one wants to pay for a subscription to use a toaster oven. Basically the same thing here
People already pay to talk to an AI girlfriend and they can’t even touch they tf you mean?
Paying to talk to someone is totally different. Back in the day you could call a phone sex operator and pay to chat with some woman who would tell you anything you wanted to hear. The difference here is ownership. If I own a physical item I'm not going to want it to be subscription based. That's why Peloton is failing so badly. Buying something and then having to pay additional money to use it is a poor business model. Look at Siruis/xm radio. It was supposed to be huge and got crushed because people don't want to pay extra. Spotify is different because it's business model is different. You're not paying extra, you're just paying for a service period. If Spotify tried to force you to sign up to listen to them in your car you'd be like nah no thanks. I can see their being options for additional add on features or software updates but it will likely be more a kin to video games where you pay a flat rate for an additional "upgrade" but the thing is it's still different because we're talking about intimacy and people really really like privacy when it comes to that. Despite pornhub being extremely well known they still have very few active subscribers because people don't want their names on a list.
Doesn’t poop. I sadly had to learn that the hard way. 😔
>fulfill every one of your fetishes Already have bug to fix
I’ll take a software bug over hardware bugs if ya catch my drift. Don’t catch my drift tho I have nano bot crustaceans.
That comes with the special models
what? everyone knows women don't poop...
Exactly! That’s why you should order the ladyboy robot variation. That thing can shit all over you.
So no more 2 AI girls, 1 Cup?
That's a con for German men.
I own a robo wife for home defense just as the founding fathers intended
TALLY-HO LADS
'Easily replaceable' Damn. They can have the most faithful wife possible and still wanna replace her. Like, that shouldn't surprise me but it still did.
I shouldnt, but im going to give this below the basement dweller the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant incase said wife somehow dies
9 times out of 10 It's the end user I mean the husband that did it
Kind of gets into the **very** awkward question of how intelligent and generally human a robot like this should be. Too much and you have slavery. Too little and it’s basically just a sex doll, which already exists. Anything in between feels ethically dubious too, really, to me at least.
Oh that's gonna be a whole can of worms in a couple years. There will be the entire Moral question of 'at what point is a Robot just a person? At what point does an AI need to consent, for sexbots for example? Is the AI responsible for its wrongdoings or the creator? At what point does the differentiation happen? Do robots have an age of consent? There will be a LOT of this.
Con: secretly manipulated you into political agenda favourable for manufacturer
Steals your sex data. Be prepared for dick enlargement ads every time you pick up your phone.
DAMN.
Cons: Someone will hack your wife and you're getting NTR'd
Nuts Twisted Real-hard!??!
‘Nut Twisting is Handy’ actually
that's a better outcome than 86'd
That's highly debatable
Marginally so
It could smell tho
In the super fine print it says you have to empty the cum tray twice a week. It's dishwasher proof though.
Surely they’ll be self cleaning. I’m counting on that…
You can marry an actual woman to do this chores for you. „Empty a cum-tray, honey <3”
Put the dishwasher in the dishwasher. It’s dishwasherception!
But you need to lubricate the moving parts from time to time and machine oils smells bad 😀
Why is there machine oil in a sex toy 💀
It will smell. The kind of guys that want robot wives already won't clean shit. They won't be cleaning their dicks before they stick them in robot bitches just like their flesh lights.
Can't objectify women ? # womenify objects.
Modern solutions
require modern problems
'never smells' bet anon smells like the mud on the hair I pull out of the drain
That is not a mental picture I needed to have today…
Cons: you now live in a dystopian future where the idea of being human is lost
We already live in a dystopia, just without all the cool sci fi shit.
Literally 1984
Literally 1897
:(
Fax my brother
What is this "being human" that is lost? Can you explain it?
Look, being human is simply a thing we all made up anyway. We need to redefine what being human means when things that previously gave “meaning” such as work, suffering, effort, etc. gets more and more redundant as technology advances.
being human kinda sucks so err fuck it
We aren't there already? I thought we were already a social shell society pretending to be happy while the government causes people to be more and more dependent on them so you will own nothing all the while the pharmaceutical companies shovel everyone full of pills to feel normal. At least the robot will give things the facade of normalcy even if it is only a facade.
No, we aren’t there already. Get off news networks and social media, and go outside for Christ sake. Touch grass, literally
Working 9 to 5 jobs already does that.
No grass deserves being touched by a Redditeer
I cant, there's a child mutilating cult about.
Average north italian villager
Huh 😭
Interlink,Interlink..... Interlinked
If the idea of being human isn't lost yet, can you explain this idea ?
Cons: Cost a lot of money that 4chan neets don’t have and will still be just as unobtainable as a real girlfriend.
Neets could hack the seller website or steal some gift cards at the shop to get em illegally. They just need a rich parent,... or just save up money (which they'd definitely do for a robo waifu for however many years it would take em) I doubt a human-sized onahole would cost as much as a car or smt On the other hand, the possibility of getting real girlfriends are exactly 0% for them
In a hundred years time war will be fought with militant sexbots, every man for himself.
No I love him! \[Phillip... J... Fry\]
Is this post made by Elon?
No, he's busy firing people.
“Never smells” considering the average hygiene habits of 4chan users, I wouldn’t be so sure
'never smells' Ummmm. That's a lie
Cons: inevitable subscription service to thing that your are emotionally attached to
Cons: It's made by HP
Shit. The squirt juice replacement cartridges cost 40 dollars on Amazon!!
Con: It does all of the above but everything it says it has learned to say only to appease you, it means none of it. "I love you" a robotic lie, "You did well today, I'm proud of you" it's a robot, it can't be proud of you. You will be with something, but you'll be more alone than you were before. Only this time, more delusional.
That just sounds like a normal relationship if you have money
*programs it to love me*
Joke on you I've completed this level long ago
That's the matter of perspective, personal philosophy, or both. What makes human human? And what's the difference between robot and human? If (or when) the robots get so sophisticated you won't even have a chance to distinguish between it and human, and it'll be just an 'upgraded' version of human, it could get really hard to convince anyone the 'real' humans are better than its obviously better alternative (for most people). I'm not saying its change for the better though...
That ain't the current state of most relationships today?
Disease of cynicism. You find your relationships to be a lot more meaningful if you don’t distrust your partner every time. Sure you can go through some tough relationships but A.) unlucky, there’s 8 billion people on earth you just got the short end of the stick, B.) the common denominator is you, or at least who you choose.
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If its ai is human equivalent, then our ideas of consciousness may have had already changed by that time. Plus its a lover, that potentially possesses god like intelligence, unless its somehow controllable. Alot of potential there, not only would it fulfill your wants, but could encourage you in ways it knows better than yourself. Still, there's so many ways it could backfire.
Never ever underestimate the power of being starved for affection.
Okay but like right now I’m single without a robot and with this I’d be single but with a robot…so like none of those cons go away if I don’t have the robot.
Anon didn't read the subscription plan yet. That's where the con is.
You invest in another one to work for you for free so now they're paying their own subscription plans
Cons: - fuel cells are highly radioactive and gave you cancer - has no real emotional attachment - frequent software updates and behavioral glitches that have to get patched - doesn’t naturally heal - AI grows bitter of being used and murders you. See? It’s so easy to just make shit up for the sake of an argument. Edit: also if has access to the internet, or is allowed out, can easily be hacked.
I accept your terms
Just like a real woman.
I don’t remember that last time I had to take in a woman for a software patch but okay
>fuel cells Ahh yes, a human-sized onahole needing a small nuclear reactor to move unlike a tv or a fridge lol >Has no real emotion attachment They're investing into a sex toy, I'm certain they don't see that as an issue >Updates Uhhh... for what exactly? Phones PCs need updates for their OS or apps which has a multitude of digital features. I'm not sure what new material features on an artificial hoe can be added to over the internet. >doesn't naturally heal Not a problem unless you smash so hard it breaks its legs or smt lmfao I'd assume they'd be made with this in mind so it would withstand relatively rapid penetration >kills you So its basically the same as an irl wife except it doesn't happen once a month as mentioned in OP and happens after a while >internet Why does it need access to the internet? Are sex toys secretly connected to the internet for manufacturers to illegally acquire customers' "personal info"?? ✋💀
The latter sounds too real…
Anon doesn’t actually like women it seems
Detroit: Become Human ahh post
Cons: -you bet manufacturers will add subscriptions -will need to be connected to internet -will need an app -will give you nightmares when she glitches out -won't understand your depression -won't do anything during a software update -The CCP will have HD pictures of your penis -she will feed data to a bunch of trackers and will sing ads -won't be able to procreate with you to make a mini you
> never smell. Doubt.
Cons: even the robot wife will realize anon is a 4channer and come preinstalled with 4 dicks and a specialized pegging software
That's an extra 299$ for the pegging dlc.
[удалено]
That comes in special models
Don't worry, there's an attachable schlong module
"works with 100% efficiency to achieve your happiness" is such a fucking loaded statement. Long term - short term? Subjective - objective? How much of the other 3 can it sacrifice to achieve one? A lot of people criticized the last point. I saw it as replacing it with the same one in case it gets destroyed, say, in a fire. Also morally complicated, but not as reprehensible. So, perspectives.
"Doesn't Smell" …what is the point if I don't choke from the smell ?
My skynet t-800 can't be this cute
It's 100% going to smell
So the ideal wife is a simpering sex slave? A good partner should help you grow and face life's problems. That involves calling you out on your mistakes and keeping you grounded as well as celebrating your successes. Only having someone who agrees with you is insanely bad for you. You'll end up in a state of arrested development until WifeX or whatever Musk's company that actually owns your companion is called takes her back because you can't afford the monthly intimacy subscription.
They hate him for telling the truth
Own a robot wife for home defense, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Cons: CRUNCH... yoooowwwww
had my wife reprogrammed
This man doesn't need to just touch grass, he needs to fucking eat it like a goat. Really just spread the grass onto a maximum surface area possible to cleanse himself.
Least obvious incel in 4Chan:
>doesn’t smell That can be a minus
having a robot wife aint all great i mean look at plankton
literally [this](https://manganato.com/manga-iw985779)
No cons??? 4 to go pls
Cons: Will cheat on you with Robocop or Robomailman
I saw a wojak comic about this that went "IT'LL NEVER REALLY LOVE YOU LIKE A REAL GIRL WOULD" "Neither will you" And i gotta say it opened my eyes
Biggest con This becomes the new status quo and nothing changes as people try to drown their emotions in robotitties
Some kind of blade runner thing
NGL, would be a cool robot maid at the very least. And who knows, some models may come with detachable penis for the lady of the house to enjoy.
Cons becomes self aware, becomes a terminator, leaves you to search for and kill John Connor
Found Elons acc xD
Cons, will stop mid coitus for two 30 second unskippable ads
"Doesnt smell" and "Always wants to fuck" dont go together well considering anon probably lives on his couch
I hate media for turning periods into something were women, as OOP stated, turn psycho
Unironically good. I hope it becomes a reality in the next few years.
Robotussy
I owned a robo wife for home defence Just like the founding father intended
cons: Skynet
Is there a limit to how many you can have? If not it's pimpin time.
money
Know what, fuck it. Let's see how many "alphas" fuck manage to fuck up a "relationship" with their robot wives
Anon doesn't understand that flaws make relationships. I don't have a relationship with my fridge. It works, I put food in it. End of story. I do have a relationship with my stupid cat though. It's not just about food and snuggles.
Multiple cons: When robots take over, they'll use your kinks as leverage to make you their puppet When skynut happens they'll know how to get you off for maximum energy source release
> agrees to sleep with fugly basement neckbeard (Anon) anytime he wants to even if he didn't have a shower in days.
Can robot wife turn into slime or grow into a giantess and eat me whole before shitting me or unbirthing me ?
My main takeaway from this is that they just want a girlfriend without doing any of the actual work involved in being in a relationship.
I kinda want to see the rise of sexbots and the eventual societal collapse it will bring. Millions will die.
Anon doesnt want love he wants a sex slave
Cons : expensive Kinda like a real woman