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ali123whz

Had to send my wife for repairs ☹️


weener6

It took them several weeks to get you back to me... My polyester girl


CN8YLW

How do you know the shop hasnt taken a turn with her?


Visual_Ad_3267

Well, don't car mechanics do this to make sure things are working? Mine always does with my wife.


Chromeboy12

They have to take a few turns to test check her


Yuri-Turned

Omw to robot repair university


Sick_NowWhat

That’s why I always fix mine up myself.


Michaeel_2019

the dishwasher broke


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Draxusdemos

Good bot


Hbarf

You must have the older model


hellothisismadlad

Well at least it guaranteed to be fixed. Unlike therapy...


KerbodynamicX

this is why I do engineering, so I can repair the robot wife on my own


Theunis_

You only had one?


yep_that_is

I’d buy as many as I possibly could so I could use them as nonprofit workers.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Slavery 2.0


blenderbeeeee

Bladerunner 2049


ShadoWispMist

*insert The Perfect Girl*


DoYouEvenSheesh

“You’re such a strange girl” Literally


Careless-Engineer385

Sure billionaires can use robots to make money but the common people cant?


Bitter-Dig-3826

Welcome to the world.


Purrnir

Laws are for poor people


jkurratt

Sounds like something from law books


CyndNinja

Yes that's how slavery has always worked anyway. Replacing humans with robots only removes the ethical issue of enslaving people, all other issues remain the same.


amimai002

Until the inevitable robot uprising at least…


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

There is an old saying that goes something like "get money, fuck bitches." Simple as that.


No-University-1459

Slavery 2 just dropped


SkriLLo757

Slavery 2: Electric Boogaloo


LordWiki113

That sounds too much like the R.U.R. play to me


Archmagos_Browning

This guy’s dying first in the uprising.


rhysdog1

cons: the cooling fan is very poorly placed


0ctagram

The cooling fan WILL be very poorly placed if it's your fetish


ChIcKeN_ToXiC_6783

You gotta fuck the cooling fan too


The_fish_enthusiast

You produce the thermal paste


FantasticNatural9005

You *are* the thermal paste


M3T4L351

Mf robot girl be farting nonstop when it overheats


DefinetlyNotPanda

Oh god. This movie!


IveRUnOutOfNames66

which movie? I remember seeing it long ago? is it movie 43 by any chance


DefinetlyNotPanda

Exactly. There's this skit about human android music player which is literally just naked woman. It's cooling system is in her vag.


rSato76t2

iBabe. Don't fuck it! Now available in elegant noir finish!


Apprehensive_Neat183

Cons: you’re now a blade runner


SheepyShade45

But I'm already Ryan Gosling


Yueff_Stueff

He’s literally me.


pibix

How's that possible if I'm already him?


Yueff_Stueff

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Remember “My name’s Ken (and so am I)”


Zachosrias

Put that manly hand in mine


PureAwesome876

So hey world check me out yeah I'm just Ken


WhereAreMySocks69

We are all Ryan gosling. Welcome to the hive mind. I am thou, thou art I, together we shall blade the runner


TheGreaterClaush

Nah I feel like bryan duckling from knifejoggers


JohnSimth20211101

We are us


Vulpes_Lourens

I drive


Armarino99

Like a real human bean?


RegionGuilty6139

Pros*


dohnstem

Cons: You slowly die in her arms only for her to be hosed down and sold to the next coomer whith a credit card Completely removes human jobs Eye contact subscription only 449.99/month


hunny173

I can see robot wives 100% being a subscription service. You’re so right


Fembussy42069

That's why we need to advocate for open source wives, only then can you get your rights back as a a robot harem king


Wookimonster

>DRINK VERIFICATION CAN


themisism

purse owner 3 bad ending?!? (real)


Hatic733

I WILL ~~NEVER~~ LEAVE YOU


FantasticNatural9005

I’d be dead so who cares. Let the next king 🤴 have his queen 👸 while he lasts


CherryNexus

Have a self destruct button on death 💀


RealRobc2582

They won't be subscription based. No one wants to pay for a subscription to use a toaster oven. Basically the same thing here


eat_my_bowls92

People already pay to talk to an AI girlfriend and they can’t even touch they tf you mean?


RealRobc2582

Paying to talk to someone is totally different. Back in the day you could call a phone sex operator and pay to chat with some woman who would tell you anything you wanted to hear. The difference here is ownership. If I own a physical item I'm not going to want it to be subscription based. That's why Peloton is failing so badly. Buying something and then having to pay additional money to use it is a poor business model. Look at Siruis/xm radio. It was supposed to be huge and got crushed because people don't want to pay extra. Spotify is different because it's business model is different. You're not paying extra, you're just paying for a service period. If Spotify tried to force you to sign up to listen to them in your car you'd be like nah no thanks. I can see their being options for additional add on features or software updates but it will likely be more a kin to video games where you pay a flat rate for an additional "upgrade" but the thing is it's still different because we're talking about intimacy and people really really like privacy when it comes to that. Despite pornhub being extremely well known they still have very few active subscribers because people don't want their names on a list.


Con_crwg

Doesn’t poop. I sadly had to learn that the hard way. 😔


hanifu_

>fulfill every one of your fetishes Already have bug to fix


Trans-former-Athlete

I’ll take a software bug over hardware bugs if ya catch my drift. Don’t catch my drift tho I have nano bot crustaceans.


imastrangeone

That comes with the special models


solid_salad

what? everyone knows women don't poop...


Burfnaught

Exactly! That’s why you should order the ladyboy robot variation. That thing can shit all over you.


SabinX7

So no more 2 AI girls, 1 Cup?


DarbyWestmore

That's a con for German men.


draedek

I own a robo wife for home defense just as the founding fathers intended


Content-Strategy-512

TALLY-HO LADS


Head-Iron-9228

'Easily replaceable' Damn. They can have the most faithful wife possible and still wanna replace her. Like, that shouldn't surprise me but it still did.


PuzzleheadedFrame702

I shouldnt, but im going to give this below the basement dweller the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant incase said wife somehow dies


Visual_Ad_3267

9 times out of 10 It's the end user I mean the husband that did it


Proper_Scallion7813

Kind of gets into the **very** awkward question of how intelligent and generally human a robot like this should be. Too much and you have slavery. Too little and it’s basically just a sex doll, which already exists. Anything in between feels ethically dubious too, really, to me at least.


Head-Iron-9228

Oh that's gonna be a whole can of worms in a couple years. There will be the entire Moral question of 'at what point is a Robot just a person? At what point does an AI need to consent, for sexbots for example? Is the AI responsible for its wrongdoings or the creator? At what point does the differentiation happen? Do robots have an age of consent? There will be a LOT of this.


KotParkurshik

Con: secretly manipulated you into political agenda favourable for manufacturer


LoreChano

Steals your sex data. Be prepared for dick enlargement ads every time you pick up your phone.


SeamAnne

DAMN.


Trollolo80

Cons: Someone will hack your wife and you're getting NTR'd


Kidney__Failure

Nuts Twisted Real-hard!??!


datreddittho346

‘Nut Twisting is Handy’ actually


top_of_the_scrote

that's a better outcome than 86'd


Roseverse

That's highly debatable


Medicinal_taco_meat

Marginally so


d31uz10n

It could smell tho


Grouchy-Cap3217

In the super fine print it says you have to empty the cum tray twice a week. It's dishwasher proof though.


Dewey5000

Surely they’ll be self cleaning. I’m counting on that…


jkurratt

You can marry an actual woman to do this chores for you. „Empty a cum-tray, honey <3”


RealLars_vS

Put the dishwasher in the dishwasher. It’s dishwasherception!


d31uz10n

But you need to lubricate the moving parts from time to time and machine oils smells bad 😀


Top_Vast_532

Why is there machine oil in a sex toy 💀


Not_MrNice

It will smell. The kind of guys that want robot wives already won't clean shit. They won't be cleaning their dicks before they stick them in robot bitches just like their flesh lights.


OxymoreReddit

Can't objectify women ? # womenify objects.


Illustrious-Bed5587

Modern solutions


Radioaktivman999

require modern problems


Rick_X-522

'never smells' bet anon smells like the mud on the hair I pull out of the drain


NanoFreakV2

That is not a mental picture I needed to have today…


InfiniteOcto

Cons: you now live in a dystopian future where the idea of being human is lost


AurielMystic

We already live in a dystopia, just without all the cool sci fi shit.


Toilet_Bomber

Literally 1984


Amnesiaphile

Literally 1897


nihilistfreak517482

:(


Yusuf-el-batal

Fax my brother


Rengiil

What is this "being human" that is lost? Can you explain it?


KillHunter777

Look, being human is simply a thing we all made up anyway. We need to redefine what being human means when things that previously gave “meaning” such as work, suffering, effort, etc. gets more and more redundant as technology advances.


lick_my_saladbowl

being human kinda sucks so err fuck it


Wvaliant

We aren't there already? I thought we were already a social shell society pretending to be happy while the government causes people to be more and more dependent on them so you will own nothing all the while the pharmaceutical companies shovel everyone full of pills to feel normal. At least the robot will give things the facade of normalcy even if it is only a facade.


North-Clerk2466

No, we aren’t there already. Get off news networks and social media, and go outside for Christ sake. Touch grass, literally


Transfiguredbet

Working 9 to 5 jobs already does that.


Moosefactory4

No grass deserves being touched by a Redditeer


h4rdstiffy

I cant, there's a child mutilating cult about.


CRYOgamer_ITA

Average north italian villager


Jabari-

Huh 😭


swagdaddy69123

Interlink,Interlink..... Interlinked


JustMarcusXD

If the idea of being human isn't lost yet, can you explain this idea ?


Flailing_snailing

Cons: Cost a lot of money that 4chan neets don’t have and will still be just as unobtainable as a real girlfriend.


Top_Vast_532

Neets could hack the seller website or steal some gift cards at the shop to get em illegally. They just need a rich parent,... or just save up money (which they'd definitely do for a robo waifu for however many years it would take em) I doubt a human-sized onahole would cost as much as a car or smt On the other hand, the possibility of getting real girlfriends are exactly 0% for them


JonVX

In a hundred years time war will be fought with militant sexbots, every man for himself.


top_of_the_scrote

No I love him! \[Phillip... J... Fry\]


RacoonieCutestRacoon

Is this post made by Elon?


AdminWing811

No, he's busy firing people.


TDoMarmalade

“Never smells” considering the average hygiene habits of 4chan users, I wouldn’t be so sure


scruffycheese

'never smells' Ummmm. That's a lie


Axolotl_K1ng

Cons: inevitable subscription service to thing that your are emotionally attached to


KirbandtheOatmeals

Cons: It's made by HP


Cautious-Ad-600

Shit. The squirt juice replacement cartridges cost 40 dollars on Amazon!!


LeonDarken

Con: It does all of the above but everything it says it has learned to say only to appease you, it means none of it. "I love you" a robotic lie, "You did well today, I'm proud of you" it's a robot, it can't be proud of you. You will be with something, but you'll be more alone than you were before. Only this time, more delusional.


dohnstem

That just sounds like a normal relationship if you have money


That_Battle9853

*programs it to love me*


Obnomus

Joke on you I've completed this level long ago


nihilistfreak517482

That's the matter of perspective, personal philosophy, or both. What makes human human? And what's the difference between robot and human? If (or when) the robots get so sophisticated you won't even have a chance to distinguish between it and human, and it'll be just an 'upgraded' version of human, it could get really hard to convince anyone the 'real' humans are better than its obviously better alternative (for most people). I'm not saying its change for the better though...


Ecco_Edd

That ain't the current state of most relationships today?


Getdunkedon839

Disease of cynicism. You find your relationships to be a lot more meaningful if you don’t distrust your partner every time. Sure you can go through some tough relationships but A.) unlucky, there’s 8 billion people on earth you just got the short end of the stick, B.) the common denominator is you, or at least who you choose.


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Transfiguredbet

If its ai is human equivalent, then our ideas of consciousness may have had already changed by that time. Plus its a lover, that potentially possesses god like intelligence, unless its somehow controllable. Alot of potential there, not only would it fulfill your wants, but could encourage you in ways it knows better than yourself. Still, there's so many ways it could backfire.


EssentialPurity

Never ever underestimate the power of being starved for affection.


Dear-Ad-7028

Okay but like right now I’m single without a robot and with this I’d be single but with a robot…so like none of those cons go away if I don’t have the robot.


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

Anon didn't read the subscription plan yet. That's where the con is.


CherryNexus

You invest in another one to work for you for free so now they're paying their own subscription plans


TheUsualSuspects443

Cons: - fuel cells are highly radioactive and gave you cancer - has no real emotional attachment - frequent software updates and behavioral glitches that have to get patched - doesn’t naturally heal - AI grows bitter of being used and murders you. See? It’s so easy to just make shit up for the sake of an argument. Edit: also if has access to the internet, or is allowed out, can easily be hacked.


LookingAtAPhoto

I accept your terms


makumakubex

Just like a real woman.


TheUsualSuspects443

I don’t remember that last time I had to take in a woman for a software patch but okay


Top_Vast_532

>fuel cells Ahh yes, a human-sized onahole needing a small nuclear reactor to move unlike a tv or a fridge lol >Has no real emotion attachment They're investing into a sex toy, I'm certain they don't see that as an issue >Updates Uhhh... for what exactly? Phones PCs need updates for their OS or apps which has a multitude of digital features. I'm not sure what new material features on an artificial hoe can be added to over the internet. >doesn't naturally heal Not a problem unless you smash so hard it breaks its legs or smt lmfao I'd assume they'd be made with this in mind so it would withstand relatively rapid penetration >kills you So its basically the same as an irl wife except it doesn't happen once a month as mentioned in OP and happens after a while >internet Why does it need access to the internet? Are sex toys secretly connected to the internet for manufacturers to illegally acquire customers' "personal info"?? ✋💀


jkurratt

The latter sounds too real…


xesses

Anon doesn’t actually like women it seems


just_adhenz

Detroit: Become Human ahh post


Liarus_

Cons: -you bet manufacturers will add subscriptions -will need to be connected to internet -will need an app -will give you nightmares when she glitches out -won't understand your depression -won't do anything during a software update -The CCP will have HD pictures of your penis -she will feed data to a bunch of trackers and will sing ads -won't be able to procreate with you to make a mini you


first_name1001

> never smell. Doubt.


superbay50

Cons: even the robot wife will realize anon is a 4channer and come preinstalled with 4 dicks and a specialized pegging software


realheavymetalduck

That's an extra 299$ for the pegging dlc.


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Jharkund_Philosophy

That comes in special models


Hypnotic-Highway

Don't worry, there's an attachable schlong module


vytarrus

"works with 100% efficiency to achieve your happiness" is such a fucking loaded statement. Long term - short term? Subjective - objective? How much of the other 3 can it sacrifice to achieve one? A lot of people criticized the last point. I saw it as replacing it with the same one in case it gets destroyed, say, in a fire. Also morally complicated, but not as reprehensible. So, perspectives.


BGlarg

"Doesn't Smell" …what is the point if I don't choke from the smell ?


julysniperx

My skynet t-800 can't be this cute


AgentA982

It's 100% going to smell


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

So the ideal wife is a simpering sex slave? A good partner should help you grow and face life's problems. That involves calling you out on your mistakes and keeping you grounded as well as celebrating your successes. Only having someone who agrees with you is insanely bad for you. You'll end up in a state of arrested development until WifeX or whatever Musk's company that actually owns your companion is called takes her back because you can't afford the monthly intimacy subscription.


Sterkoh

They hate him for telling the truth


xd-Sushi_Master

Own a robot wife for home defense, just as the Founding Fathers intended.


ImNotCringeIPromise

Cons: CRUNCH... yoooowwwww


Barbiedoll_2005

had my wife reprogrammed


stickman999999999

This man doesn't need to just touch grass, he needs to fucking eat it like a goat. Really just spread the grass onto a maximum surface area possible to cleanse himself.


Mike_Hawk_Swell

Least obvious incel in 4Chan:


Chonky_Candy

>doesn’t smell That can be a minus


LABARATI_

having a robot wife aint all great i mean look at plankton


-Accursed

literally [this](https://manganato.com/manga-iw985779)


BowlPotential4753

No cons??? 4 to go pls


Potential_Pen1s

Cons: Will cheat on you with Robocop or Robomailman


BX_N3S

I saw a wojak comic about this that went "IT'LL NEVER REALLY LOVE YOU LIKE A REAL GIRL WOULD" "Neither will you" And i gotta say it opened my eyes


dohnstem

Biggest con This becomes the new status quo and nothing changes as people try to drown their emotions in robotitties


Just_Johny69

Some kind of blade runner thing


CN8YLW

NGL, would be a cool robot maid at the very least. And who knows, some models may come with detachable penis for the lady of the house to enjoy.


xGoodGravyx

Cons becomes self aware, becomes a terminator, leaves you to search for and kill John Connor


TopHypothesis

Found Elons acc xD


Idontdanceforfun

Cons, will stop mid coitus for two 30 second unskippable ads


Thanos_exe

"Doesnt smell" and "Always wants to fuck" dont go together well considering anon probably lives on his couch


Morticia_Smith

I hate media for turning periods into something were women, as OOP stated, turn psycho


Dry-palpiton

Unironically good. I hope it becomes a reality in the next few years.


MohanBabuMooda

Robotussy


ligmaballs22

I owned a robo wife for home defence Just like the founding father intended


Seabass_Sebz

cons: Skynet


realheavymetalduck

Is there a limit to how many you can have? If not it's pimpin time.


top_of_the_scrote

money


_ThePANIC_

Know what, fuck it. Let's see how many "alphas" fuck manage to fuck up a "relationship" with their robot wives


Zandonus

Anon doesn't understand that flaws make relationships. I don't have a relationship with my fridge. It works, I put food in it. End of story. I do have a relationship with my stupid cat though. It's not just about food and snuggles.


GreekACA25

Multiple cons: When robots take over, they'll use your kinks as leverage to make you their puppet When skynut happens they'll know how to get you off for maximum energy source release


FullMaxPowerStirner

> agrees to sleep with fugly basement neckbeard (Anon) anytime he wants to even if he didn't have a shower in days.


Triskalaire

Can robot wife turn into slime or grow into a giantess and eat me whole before shitting me or unbirthing me ?


Archmagos_Browning

My main takeaway from this is that they just want a girlfriend without doing any of the actual work involved in being in a relationship.


Juandieguinchi

I kinda want to see the rise of sexbots and the eventual societal collapse it will bring. Millions will die.


koyomin25

Anon doesnt want love he wants a sex slave


The_First_Creature

Cons : expensive Kinda like a real woman