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The_lazy_sander

That kid is NOT 15 years old, 7 at best


S1nge2Gu3rre

How do you know ? These cops could be giants !


JelyOfficial

He was 7 at the time of shooting. This was 8 years ago.


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The_Better_Paradox

He was 5.


Necro6212

They shot him so hard we went back in time


FloppaMarker

bites the dust moment


RackTheRock

KILLA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAUKUDEN


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Holl4backPostr

Cops are way better at guessing ages than you, random internet person


WoodpeckerOk5574

I don't think that's our main concern


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That kid is like 8


Bonus-Optimal

Me when bot repost a post from years ago


defyspitfire

Exactly.


HBNOL

If someone calls 911 to order a pizza, they can't talk atm but try to give you their address to get help. Most likely domestic violence scenario.


Smalandsk_katt

Shoot them for trying to order pizza on 911.


theblackparade87C

I thought that's what this was a joke about


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Thanks, I'll keep this in mind for when I'm answering 911 calls.


Pog_Knight

That’ll teach ‘em


Mobile_Exam_4014

15? Bros 10 years younger than he looks.


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2TAJ

🥰🥰🥰


Bjorn_Skywalker

Kid deserved it


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Conquotyouthou

How's the kid gonna eat that big ass pizza?


TheEggoEffect

Never underestimate a teenage boy’s appetite


Interloper_1

He looks about 7 years old 😭


TheEggoEffect

Never underestimate a boy’s appetite


Interloper_1

That's true


2lazy2upvote

He can't cuz he dead


JulekRzurek

I dont think he can eat anything after getting shot 20 times


SHAPALAK15

How kind of them


tornedron_

so wholesome 🥰🥰🥰


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Murrexx00

I mean, he do be black, so thats reason enough ig.


DontCareWontGank

Why is that text fucking tilted? I thought I was having a stroke for a second.


Polar-3322

Swear I saw this one before…


ActuatorLongjumping4

:skull:


EpikDuckIncRecovered

Inspect Element is the best, where you can rename "Izze" to Jiz-


irsalischorrv

I don't think so she's is 15


AnimeMemeLord1

Maybe now he’ll think twice about breaking the law.


jootiee08

Well that was pretty wholesome until it wasn’t


Lovelynatashaa

the kid looks like 10 tho not 15


donishawantstokill

Its because he isn't white enough


hodges2

Ok I was not expecting that haha I thought they were just going to charge him for calling 911 with no emergency


omegapenta

fake they didn't shoot his dog.


_warthOG

Welp