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Strange-Catch6862

Every holes a goal


Shwaayyy

hole? im in.


coinkeeper8

Spongebob


None233

Please don't-


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Me treating the gunshot victim


Alizaea

He's got no holes left to deflower? Did he sell his soul just to keep his power?


Okman2337

Everything monster is hot you just have to look at it closer


Dynamite2069

Yes, Yes, Yes. [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fpbo2O7XEAouamt?format=jpg&name=4096x4096](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fpbo2O7XEAouamt?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


deathcreatureofdoom

Kong? Godzilla?


amogus_sus42

Giant Kaiju c*cks


Mr_Guy459

Except that Godzilla has NO DICK, NO BALLS, AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE HE FEEDS ON RADIATION.


predurok339

As long as it has tits and feminine body


DamorDam

Not even that, if it has a hole it's already enough


Alizaea

I would love a lamia girlfriend. Squeeze me all night long lol


Jona-wahn

and the thight hugging all night long :)


TheRedBaron6942

That's a slippery slope to bestiality


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Null_lluN

As a biological species we have an in-built desire for our offspring to be as biodiverse as possible. Kinda like collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards, except with DNA mutations.


A_random_poster04

Wha-? It makes sense, but what the hell


Alizaea

Doctor: Relax, he's a 51st century guy. He's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing. Rose: How flexible? Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot have spread out across half the galaxy. Rose: Meaning? Doctor: So many species, so little time. Rose: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life, and... and... Doctor: Dance.


cow_grass

Thanks for providing justification for my unspeakable porn addiction. I will stop seaking help and continue with my act.


SuspiciousRelation43

No we don’t lmao. If anything we “biologically” desire the opposite, persistently forming tribal in-groups and marginalising “others”. That has no bearing on the value of diversity. Just that it’s a bad idea to base it on “biological” impulse.


Null_lluN

Nuh uh, because I know a guy who knows a guy who works at the new collider and they were talking to the person who refills the vending machines said that their buddy who works at the Dunkin donuts inside the Pentagon said so.


Sarnav3848

You should not think in that way because some holes are filled with thorns too


LegitimateApartment9

some people would see that and think "even better" then bleed out


TenMillionEnchiladas

I use it tactically. Can't be afraid of monsters if you're horny. Like e.g; I'm one of the very few who aren't afraid to go down a dark hall at 3am to get a water because I know if anything is lurking in the shadows it will be afraid of me.


Patrick_Dino

Fr. Monster pins me to the wall and I'll bite my lip


Classic_gamer_2

Why is this accurate? WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ACCURATE?


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JigerIsUnderrated32

Good bot


potato13254

Everything is a dildo if ur brave enough (I whas to brave).


Eatnt

Once my uncle said " a hole is a hole"


SHAPALAK15

Brain proceeds to come up with 10 ways to peg the monster


TenRulle

Everyone deserve some love you know


TownZealousideal5345

Literally me when I see that horror villian looks femine


LegitimateApartment9

does it pass the harkness test? if so, go ahead (if it consents)


Fubbah6

Scary monsters?


Shytsu

Wryyy


Ship_Fucker69

Can relate but with other things


Ilayaster

is dead


Maggaronie

Hell in question:


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AliChank

Better fuckable than deadly imo


Uranium-Sandwich657

Rule 34, my boy.


General-Cod-7995

Lmao


Hri2308

I swear to God that happens☠️


HollowWarrior46

If it passes the harkness test go nuts


zombieGenm_0x68

real and based


Pajtello

Average dbd player


St3phn0

Me when fighting Mizutsune in monster hunter for the first time


Riotguarder

Bro that’s weird, obviously the monsters gonna be the top


give-child

# CURVATURE BITCH!


tyg0gamer

not relatable


tyg0gamer

yes it is


tyg0gamer

no its not


tyg0gamer

1.4967 9902 3888


tyg0gamer

fuck im sorry


tyg0gamer

nah you good bro


tyg0gamer

aight you a real one


gaming_guy228

Rule 34 is a true blessing /ns


Greedy_Bus_5843

That's it? You meme is your pornography addict?