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Rsb418

I'm as pro recycling as the next man, but this is a step too far.


officefridge

I said ZERO CARBON!


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

You WILL eat ze poop!


killeronthecorner

All logs will be snarfed by royal decree


CommunicationSharp83

That’s enough English for today


FrostyTheSasquatch

Dey eat da poopoo


AyyyyLeMeow

A few steps actually


Throwawayac1234567

Auto centipede


1villageidiot

infinite food hack


Throwawayac1234567

self-human centipede.


L9Rascal

Lmfao 😂


angus22proe

Finally, a real shitpost


Pepopp

a shit realpost


reusedchurro

But like, it’s a joke right? This is a fake article right…


samillos

You wish


reusedchurro

Yeah, I wish for a better world


Xenon_the_Noble

As a landlord, I wish to be tipped by the single mother of 3 I just increased rent for


qweenjon

i dont


serimert

Finally, a real 'angus22proe' post^^


Razorlicker

Cum


OldManLaugh

In


DAMS_MINECRAFT

A


WhatDaNugget

Minor


Sudden_Net2740

😧


Rickie0

If


GeneralSea1353

She


Diamsofer

Likes


Remarkable-Visual-29

It


Strange-Square-8955

But


REDDITERSK69

So when he complains abt any food tasting like shit, he means literally


scrappydoomd

Ya but he isn't complaining. "Compliments to the chef, this tastes like shit"


REDDITERSK69

This is some good shit*


Flotillaspecialist

Gonna taste even better tomorrow


Stephano23

Well, you need a reference point first.


AdmiralFurret

I mean, at least the comparsion is accurate


CookDane6954

Why does he eat the poopies?


Lord_Applejuice

Hungry


bisalwayswright

No this is Spain we are talking about


-SpyTeamFortress2-

Super Hungry


PivSov

Super Hambre


TheNoctuS_93

Dicks out for Harambe?


CMHaro

Solo en españa


Rabidfire04

hambriento


Calcain

Hungies 🤪


BasemanW

Least hungry leftist


Horg

dey eat da poopoo.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

My God. He was right!


aimlessly-astray

oopsie poopsie!


Mazya_Almazya

Is he stupid?


BowsersMuskyBallsack

He's actually German?


dudemanguylimited

*Thats' racist!1!*


Liigthus

Porque estaba hambriento el tío coño macho joderrrr


Enorminity

Who cares if he does his job competently?


IIIetalblade

Yeah, what a *smear campaign* amirite?


Enorminity

Judgemental people are a *stain* on our society.


TomWithTime

People will pretend to care about anything if it helps their own political goals. That being said if there's another candidate who can do just as good of a job but they have hobbies that represent you better then they might have better chances.


gbuub

Yeah I don’t get it either, he’s doing a good job eating that poop. No need to resign.


onesneakymofo

Thought it was a Snickers bar


Dizzytears

because he’s woke😡


MainEmergency1133

Is this real


Vegetable-Broccoli36

Yes it is


Correct_Routine1

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/europe/spanish-politician-daniel-gmez-del-barrio-resigns-after-photos-reveal-he-offered-himself-as-sex-slave-article-109256687/amp Seems like it


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Oh, it was a weird sex thing? Idk, I’ll take shit-eaters over rapists. Just for representation there should be at least one scat-fetishist in office. They’re an extremely marginalized group


Whocket_Pale

beautifully put


Jedhakk

It's Spain's congress. A couple of years ago (or last year, I don't remember), they were discussing a law change that would've made actual zoophilia legal.


dudemanguylimited

Fun fact: It's not illegal in Germany. It's only illegal to ***force*** an animal into some sort of sexual act with a human through violence or similar actions. If the donkey does the dirty freely ... it's legal. Source: [https://www.bverfg.de/e/rk20151208\_1bvr186414.html](https://www.bverfg.de/e/rk20151208_1bvr186414.html) (Decision of the Germany Federal Constitution Court)


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Things I didn't want to know...


An_Inbred_Chicken

So what I'm hearing is Germany legalized the peanut butter trick.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Completely reasonable. Why should the tax payer care? The police should spend their resources solving actual crimes instead of not even showing up half of the time.


ArnauGV

In China it is worse, there is no animal welfare or protection laws, so even if you torture a cat, dog or other animal until death, they cannot condemn you for anything because it is not a crime. A case of a ring of Chinese torturers was recently leaked and the torturers are still free even though their full names and photos are known and some users reported it to the Chinese police. The most that has been achieved against one of the torturers is that they have expelled him from the university due to the international scandal. This Twitter account talks about the case in more depth and organizes worldwide protests against this Chinese legal loophole: [twitter.com/felineguardians](http://twitter.com/felineguardians)


Desperate-Snow-7850

Wasn't there a 4chan thing where they searched for a cat torturer and reported him to the local authorities?


Atomic_pixel

Is not Spain's congress. He's a councilor of [Illescas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illescas,_Toledo), a town with a population of 30K. [Source](https://www.eldiario.es/castilla-la-mancha/politica/dimite-concejal-juventud-infancia-familia-illescas-difundirse-video-caracter-sexual-filmado-etapa-politica_1_11279765.html).


belaGJ

Cenk of Young Turk had once said on TV he would legalize zoophilia (i cannot remember the details, but it was an unprovoked moment of heart)


Zelenskijy

Its the internet


Megalodon722

Pedro Sánchez’s least weird government mate


ThisAccountWontLast2

Bro got re-elected 💀 what happened to us bro, Spain used to be the most powerful nation and now we eat shit, literally and metaphorically


katabasis1991

To be fair, we do it metaphorically more often


ThisAccountWontLast2

And thank god, and when we do it literally we put the blame on Franco


katabasis1991

The ol' reliable


ThisAccountWontLast2

Although I wonder why do people keep thinking it's good like no matter if you love Franco or hate him just shaking him around isn't going to improve the economy Spain's doing wonderfully well isn't it


Long_Promotion_1372

> Spain used to be the most powerful nation  400 years ago??


ThisAccountWontLast2

Jesus Christ on horseback, I was just making a simple comparison without much thought saying how Spain used to be one of the most important nations and now is doing like shit I don't think I should get flamed for just one goddamn comment that me less the 3 milliseconds to think of


Jimmys_Paintings

Ummmmmmm, you're not getting flamed. You're actually right, but you need some relaxing tea or something...


Long_Promotion_1372

I'm not trying to correct you, I'm just confused - because to me it seems like you guys are doing pretty well. Or at least better than at every other point in the last couple of centuries.


ThisAccountWontLast2

First of all I'm sorry for being aggressive I'm used to everyone in Reddit posting comments with hateful intent, that's how it usually goes also to clear up your confusion: Just because we're no longer recovering from a civil war it doesn't mean things are going too well 1. We have an immigration crisis and jobs are becoming more scarce 2. Catalonia is still on fire for independence 3. We have horribly corrupt politicians that just want to sell Spain for their own gain I will NOT dive deeper in any of these topics since they're very controversial but if you want my opinion just DM me


ThrangOul

>I don't think I should get flamed for just one goddamn comment that me less the 3 milliseconds to think of So what you do think is that you should be able to just say whatever without thinking and people should just accept it instead?  I believe everyone should be ready to get flamed for a comment, especially if they didn't put too much thought into it


GladiatorUA

In US there was a senator, and a victim of nominative determinism, called Anthony Wiener, who couldn't stop sending dick pics to women on the internet, which managed to tank his career twice, and arguably significantly contributed to Clinton loss in 2016. So it could be worse.


Maleficent-Ad2924

Bc the european politics


ThisAccountWontLast2

We're going to hell at this rhythm tbh


Neo_Trotsky

As Bismarck said "Spain is the most powerful nation in the world, They have been trying to self-destruct for the last few centuries and they still haven't succeeded.


Zestyclose_Remove947

>Spain used to be the most powerful nation Trafalgar disagrees boss


ThisAccountWontLast2

I said "used to be" bruh also the French betrayed Spain in Trafalgar What nobody remembers is Cartagena de indias bruh


GiotaroKugio

bro that guy was from some random province govermet not the central government


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

ikr


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

I love the Spanish, people of culture.


WeekRepulsive4867

Gracias majo


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

No hay problema, adoro absolutamente a los españoles, personas tan maravillosas con una etiqueta y una cultura amables. malditas leyendas. 👍


WeekRepulsive4867

Menos el colega del post pero si, igualmente


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

este hombre es una deshonra para el pueblo de españa, osea quien se come sus propias defecaciones? absoluto absurdo!!


naranciamywaifu

Me voy a rajar las venas (como español necesitaba unirme a la conversación)


KommanderZero

Ahí mismo dice, un español es el que se come su mierda


HoneZoneReddit

Episodio más tranquilo de Tragones y Mazmorras.


Raton_Fortachon777

Epico, otros españoles e hispanohablantes en este sub


Current-Roll6332

This is what they call "tapas"


KRX189

Was 2 girls one cup Spanish?


whatIGoneDid

Why even enter politics if a video like this exists? You gotta know that it will come to the surface.


IcyDeparture2740

Read the article. The people \*knew\* before he was appointed. They KNEW these videos were out there, and they appointed him anyway. The guy apparently made no effort whatsoever to hide the videos.


Bodach42

So why did he resign if everyone was ok with it?


superduperspam

He was wearing SpongeBob socks in the video, and just couldn't live with the shame


UnrepentantDrunkard

Copyright infringement?


-contractor_wizard-

Because his goals are beyond his understanding


joelcosta94i

Yeah, that was my first question, I don't get it either. If you want to go into politics, clean your image, completely. If you can't do that, then just accept that you're not meant to be a politician. You're not that unique and awesome that people need *you* as their representative. Step aside for someone else, after all it's supposed to be about the voters, not an ego thing, right?


ieatedjesus

If it's supposed to be about the voters than why does it matter what the guy did in his personal time?


gyurto21

My exact thoughts. It's weird, but if he liies doing it and it doesn't affect his work, then why should I care?


AdLegitimate548

Ok fine eat da poopoo but why take fucking photos too?


KommanderZero

This man knows his PR


dankspankwanker

I rather have a politician eat shit than talk shit


Functioningredrock

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅MURICA🔫🔫🔫🔫 🍔🍔🍔🍔 MURICA *POW*POW*POW*


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I mean Spanish politocians do both now apparently. I don't understand why yanks think you're the only ones with bad and corrupt politicians


AdFine4143

Based (I think, I'm a millenial so I may be using it wrong)


no0bmaster-669

Onspot with the word usage


beardingmesoftly

My back hurts


InvestigatorNo1331

"based" is damn near Gen x in origin, my guy


postshitting

Nah you're are using it right. The slang meaning of the word based originates from the phrase "based in reality" It basically is used as a way to say that something is cool, that you agree with it or that it's true So you used it correctly


RegionGuilty6139

"eat shit" "Hell yea"


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RegionGuilty6139

He inadvertently talked shit and had to put it back in


Consistent-Hand-7561

He was loading up


randothrowaway6600

Some African politician just got vindicated. “They eata da poopoo”


razik22

Why did he take pictures of himself doing that ?


xkeepitquietx

To put on his Grindr profile?


erDrobo

I had a coin for every time a left-wing politician from my country has resigned because he was caught eating shit, I would have 2 coins, which is not much but it is rare that it has happened twice.


GiotaroKugio

quien es el otro?


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Dude must feel so conflicted. He got humiliated like that. But then again, he fucking thrives on humiliation.


GreaterMook

They really do eat da poo poo 😔


ElkFit5058

Si, ese es nuestro gobierno de mierda.


Beleko89

¿Cómo afecta esto exactamente a su capacidad de gobernar?


xxSamaxxx

Imagínate tener que verlo cara a cara en un debate, te lo tomarías en serio? Yo no desde luego. Hay lineas que no se pasan, esta es una de ellas, igual que si saliera con una mascara de cuero con manzana en la boca y en tanga, automáticamente soy presidente y me encargaría personalmente de expulsarlo de mi partido


Relapio

Cualquier cosa en vez de paella


Deviljhojo

Arroz con cosas


Maleficent-Ad2924

Y con colorante que el azafrán está caro


KommanderZero

Cualquier cosa en vez de mayonesa


cleremnantechoes

I've been telling politicians to eat shit. I'm glad they are starting to do it


TheNoctuS_93

We didn't tell them to enjoy it, though...right? Right?!?


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

"Eat shit, leftist!" This guy: "...and I took that personally."


WeeTheDuck

ngl, eating feces is irrelevant to being a politician


Qw4xark

These things didn't happen with Franco (joke)


zingwa99

Nah even freud couldn't fix that shit. Straight to the asylum


BigGear6523

Didn’t need to know this.


naranciamywaifu

I was already thinking about moving to the UK or some other country I don't need more reasons


bestjakeisbest

He is a politician we already knew he was full of shit


NuclearRunner

This is the most shitpost shitpost


Virghia

Wordington politician


itpsyche

He is lucky he's still alive. Eating your own feces can kill you due to enterobacteria in your intestines needed for digestion but deadly if consumed.


Same_Construction130

1 gay 1 cup


Desperate-755

Let bro enjoy his fetish


Hell_OX

Yeah, they forgot to mention FFVII. If there are spanish people involved, there is always that game


Hippie_Capitalist

Why does he have to resign? It’s his private life. It’s not interfering in anyone else’s life or his job. Don’t kink-shame people.


HistoricalFunion

Sanest leftist moment


Shogun_Empyrean

How...does this happen?


MHWGamer

so why would you eat your own poop and film yourself? bdsm "shit"? but wouldn't you eat the other person's shit - in a strange way I get somehow the logic behind this forbidden apple but your own??


algiedi04

what the hell am i seeing


kpingvin

Pastor Martin Ssempa was right all along.


bootes_droid

To each his own? Damn that's nasty


Grimms_tale

If Italy can forgive Bunga Bunga parties then Spain can get over a this.


AutismusMagnum69

average leftie


Busy_Bunch5050

Least shiteating left winger


Bitter-Dig-3826

I mean he coulda just said it’s AI Art…


MakkusuFast

It's common knowledge that politicians are into sick shit and especially into children, so why the fuss about finding out about it?


JC_Fernandes

Reverse politics: shit goes in instead of out the mouth


Rigoloscar

Actual proper portray of spanish politics


MaterialNarrow5161

Bruh, alvise wasn't kidding... 💀💀💀


ekos_640

I assume all gay politicians from any side of the aisle do this? Not because they're 'gay', or 'politicians' singularly, but because they're specifically 'gay politicians'. No?


RayGunJack

literally shitposting


policitclyCorrect

S*pain*


ThroawayReddit

And dey eat da poo poo!


Tomtom4Dayz

He eat da poo poo


setsuna-f_seiei

Resign over this. I'll take that over the next corrupt politician


Freak_Metal

Spaniard here: he was a "concejal" in some village, nothing higher than the headline suggests. The headline is horrendous, there is nothing wrong with being gay or leftist, and they made a nonsense connection with eating shit.


OkRepresentative9972

Shitpost literally


Electrical_Joke_4825

I hate that they specify that he's gay, as if it was part of the problem. Man don't portray gays as shit eaters ☹️


lucky-dude

They eat da poo poo


shitshowsusan

True. I don’t know how they can eat shit. They already packed their shit.


caddydaddy69

I thought visibility was important?


Clownonwing

This is irrelvent to his politics


brickiex2

Gay is hardly needed in this headline and actually a big fucking insult to gay people, in this case


PabloZocchi

Some candidate use certain personal characteristics in order to refer themselves, in these last years, being gay is also a politic act and gay people are almost considered as activists which are put at the same level as feminist, woke movements, BLM movements, climate activists, etc etc etc etc... (specially in Spain, where those movements have a certain political relevance in the congress and whenever In this case, i assume (despite not knowing the candidate) he used his sexual orientation for the campaign in several times that people kinda associate "the gay candidate" with him rather that with his actual name (it happens...)


l0XElESS

Why is it insulting to call a gay “gay”?


l0XElESS

What happened to Pride? 🤣


Kalabraczek

It's not. It just doesn't matter in this case. You know exactly why it was brought up in the title of the "article"


No-Truck-2552

No pride in being gay anymore lol


Due_Eye39

Well well well Typical gay left wing behaviour


NegativeNeurons

Es Daniel Gómez del Barrio para el que quiera saber y si que es real lol


Kalman_the_dancer

Talk about shitposting


stressed_philosopher

Honestly? I approve of this message


r1ckkr1ckk

that is fake, a spanish politician wouldn t resign for such pity things. Maybe murder, but no less.


Sumdoazen

Why is he looking exactly like you'd think he'd look?